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Tazer

by Two Toasters

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Description

Now with BETTER Sound!

The iPhone has been touted as many things, but never a safety device until now (unless you consider chucking your precious $199 device at an assailant). This application mimics the electroshock device the Taser(R) and develops a nice spark and associated zapping sound.

While it may not cause neuromuscular incapacitation it will certainly render your victim/assailant shocked to realize the iPhone being used as a non-lethal weapon. The economics makes sense. At $0.99 for this app vs. $299.99 for the base model of the real thing the expected
value works out in your favor.

Potential Uses for the App

1. Pretend like you have a real Taser(R) – c'mon it works for all the light saber toting Star Wars nerds
2. Frighten young children – Self-explanatory and guaranteed hours of fun
3. For protection – In the off chance that you come across a brown bear(only specie of bear affected by this app) or would-be mugger, it will scare them off.
4. Insert any alcohol, substance or mind altering conditions that will make for a funny encounter

Disclaimer

1. We are not liable if you are stabbed, maimed or otherwise hurt in situations where a real Taser(R) should be used in lieu of this app
2. Taser(R) is a registered trademark of TASER International, Inc. We are in no way affiliated with this company.

What's New in Version 3.0

Added two new exciting options for the tazer's sound:

- Realistic (sampled from a real tazer and is very realistic)
- Futuristic (Also sampled from a real tazer, but at a bit higher rate)

Also added the option to leave the tazer on high voltage mode all the time.

All these options can be controlled from the new application settings for tazer (found in the settings app).

Enjoy

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Customer Reviews

Saved my life
     

Ok so I'm walking home from uh baseball pratice(I play for the Braves) and three muggers jump out and demanded my money. Lucky for me I had juiced up before leaving pratice. This allowed my reflexes to be be quicker than normal. So I whip out my Iphone and flip to my 7 page of apps and then opened my tazer. When they saw this they ran like little girls. Best app ever. . . . . Really not really

Good
     

This app is good but I think that you should be able to customize it a bit.

This is fun
     

I think this is cool to punk your freinds or coworkers

Tazer
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  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated Mar 17, 2009
  • Current Version: 3.0
  • 0.5 MB
  • Languages: English
  • Seller: Daniel Hammond
Rated 9+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence
  • Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence

Requirements: Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch. Requires iPhone OS 2.2.1 or later.

Customer Ratings

Current Version:
     
13531 Ratings
All Versions:
     
22873 Ratings

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