weTalkSmack: Golf Edition
by Plain Paper Consulting
View More by this DeveloperOpen iTunes to buy and download apps.
Description
weTalkSmack: Golf Edition - The 15th club in the bag
We all work very hard, so of course our first weTalkSmack app had to be something we could use during our playtime. So what better time to smack talk than during a friendly round of golf? You are right, there isn't a better time.
So what is different about weTalkSmack: Golf Edition?
First, we deliver the smack. We have 14 opportunities (Tee, Fairway, Green, Bunker, etc) with dozens of scenarios (duffed shot, worm burner, missed putt, etc) for over 110 unique insults (smack) to bestow upon your playing buddies.
Second, we put the smack in your hands, we don't play some audio file that no one can hear. That is just plain silly and it gives up your source. We give you quality smack to use when you want, how you want.
Finally, we know you have smack that needs to be shared, so we created a website where you can submit your best smack. Visit our site at http://wetalksmack.com/golf/smack and give us your best. To say thanks, we will put your name and location below your smack in the application.
SMACK SAMPLES:
Opportunity: Bragging
Scenario: You hit a long drive
Insult: They served 2 meals and a snack on that flight.
From: Parshooter, Folsom Ca.
Opportunity: Anytime
Scenario: Bad swing
Insult: You have a swing like an octopus folding a deck chair.
From: The Bumblebee, Or.
Opportunity: Hazard
Scenario: While hunting for partner's ball
Insult: Let me know if you find any berries. The wife is making jam.
From: Parshooter, Folsom, Ca.
Opportunity: Excuses
Scenario: Bad Shot
Insult: My junk shifted during my backswing
From: The Dung Beetle, Sacramento, Ca.
KEY FEATURES:
• Smack is organized by Opportunities and Scenarios
• 14 Opportunities and over 30 Scenarios making up 100 Smack combinations. See samples to the right.
• Info screen with about, contact, instructions and smack us information
• Sound effects which can be toggled on or off via settings.
What's New in Version 1.6.0
- Added 2 new Opportunities (Bragging and Excuses).
- Added 25 more user submitted scenarios and insults.
- Renamed the app from iTalkSmack to weTalkSmack (thanks to trademark threats).
- New application icon
- Improved application size footprint and memory management
- Website usability improvements for contributing your golf smack talk @ http://wetalksmack.com/golf/smack
- Added 25 more user submitted scenarios and insults.
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated Sep 17, 2009
- Current Version: 1.6.0
- 0.3 MB
- Languages: English
- Seller: Plain Paper Consulting
- © 2009 Plain Paper Consulting
Requirements: Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch. Requires iPhone OS 3.0 or later.
