Chaos Clock 12+
Date & Time for Discordians
Special Treat, LLC
Designed for iPad
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- Free
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Description
Timekeeping for Discordians.
The first and only App to measure both date & time according to the Principia Discordia and the Erisian Time Measurement – from the first Sweetmorn in the season of Chaos, to the last Setting Orange of The Aftermath.
Chaos Clock keeps a running countdown to X-Day, the end of the world according to the Church of the SubGenius!
Includes St Tib's Day & the ten canonical Holydays, plus 165 Holydays celebrated by various Discordian denominations:
• Pi Approximation Day
• Defenestration of Prague Day
• St. John the Blasphemist's Day
• Festivus
• New Year's Eve Eve
• and more!
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!
What’s New
Version 2.0.2
• Updated to support all iPhone and iPad sizes!
• Fixed several dead links!
• New-style Widget support for iOS 14+!
Ratings and Reviews
Exactly What I Didn't Need
Requested this app download in lieu of explaining my faith to my father. Went surprisingly well! Always nice to know when it's a holyday. I appreciate the disguise mode for unexpected Greyface snooping. How would one request a holyday be added?
Edit: YOOOO UPDATE 🔥🔥🔥
Wait a Minute... Who Am I?
I woke up þis morning believing þat þe world was going to end tomorrow, my cat had died, and my wife was eating a hot dog bun.
I learnt þat all of my guesses were false-true as opposed to true-false: þe world won’t end for anoþer six þousand years, I don’t own a cat, and I am cripplingly single. Þanks Chaos Clock!
Finally
A chaos clock that keeps correct chaos time. Thanks chaos clock! Hail Eris!
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Information
- Seller
- Special Treat, LLC
- Size
- 13.5 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 14.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 14.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 14.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple Watch
- Requires watchOS 4.0 or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 12+ Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
- Copyright
- Copyright © 2024 Special Treat, LLC.
- Price
- Free