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Halp! The Advice Generator

By Sinecure Industries

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Description

Halp is now FREE thanks to the release of Backlash V1.2, check it out at http://ind.ustri.es/getbacklash

Sinecure Industries is out to ruin your life. How and why? Read more or simply click "install" now!

Esteemed humorologist Michael Mizov (http://ind.ustri.es/mizov) spent a year finding people whose lives serve as a warning for others. He carefully researched why those people ended up in their situation, what decision caused their train-wreck, what course of action was ultimately their final one, ... and carefully summed it up in a single sentence.

After cataloging over 800 pieces of bad advice, Sinecure Industries put it into this app and is now serving it up for mass consumption. This advice will more than likely land you in the hospital, jail or the morgue - use it at you own discretion.

In the event you DO follow the advice, please film it and upload to YouTube. We will include it on the Sinecure Industries YouTube Channel at http://www.youtube.com/user/SinecureIndustries - but keep in mind that Sinecure Industries is NOT responsible for the outcome - and by downloading this app you agree to this fact.

GOOD NEWS!

In a fit of altruism and concern over the greater good of the fate of the human race, Sinecure Industries is now giving this advice away for free.

COMING SOON:
Facebook and Twitter integration!

MORE FROM SINECURE INDUSTRIES:
http://www.sinecureindustries.com
http://www.facebook.com/sinecureind
http://twitter.com/sinecureind

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What's New In Version 1.2

Now iOS 4.0 compatible!

Updated interface elements!

Improved icon set!

The much-requested refresh button!

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Customer Reviews

Win
     

Effing hilarious

Halp! is a life solution
     

Great app! Funny and useful (especially when intoxicated).

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Halp! The Advice Generator
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  • Free
  • Category: Productivity
  • Updated:Jul 20, 2010
  • Current Version:1.2
  • 1.2
  • 0.5 MB
  • Language:English
  • Seller:Sinecure Industries
  • © 2009 Sinecure Industries
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes

Requirements:Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch. Requires iOS 4.0 or later.

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