Description
The first true office equipment simulator, SimStapler© brings all of the thrill and excitement of a “real” stapler right to the palm of your hand.
It has been said that it is humanity’s imagination that sets us apart from the beasts of the field. Now, your children can learn to be more human by imagining they are stapling two sheets of paper together, with SimStapler©
Perhaps you would like to staple the Declaration of Independence to the Magna Carta? Or, your phone bill to the Book of Kells? With SimStapler© and your imagination it’s “no problem!”
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What's New In Version 1.3
Added "Visit us" information so you can check out more great games and apps from Freeverse. Might we recommend Flick Fishing and Flick Bowling? Beautiful 3D graphics and captivating gameplay.
This update will NOT reset your high-score.
Customer Reviews
THANK GOD FOR THIS APPLICATION
I used to sit at my desk all day, with my classic Swingline stapler, and push it up and down for hours as I watched the family of squirrels gather nuts for the winter. After they moved my desk down to the basement and took my stapler away, I've become very lonely. The squirrels no longer come down to visit me, and I am beginning to think they don't care about me. But, it's okay, because they left me with this shiny new iphone to keep me company. The SimStapler is the only application I have on my iphone and it is the only application I will ever need. The most exhillirating thrill you will ever get from life is contained in this one simple application. Download it and forever be inspired. I know I have.
Interesting
Well, if you're not sure about what this actually is, I'll tell you. When you first launch the app, you are taken to a screen that looks much like the desktop screen on a Mac from the 90's. You then tuch the icon for the stapler, and up comes a screen that shows a stapler. You just keep tapping the stapler. It staples. After every 10 taps, you hear a British woman say "Splendid!" All in all, I think it's an interesting app if you want to waste some time. The best part of it in my opinion is the startup screen. Gosh I miss the old Macs. ;) So, get it. It's stupid, but fun. Most of all, it's free.
Got some time on your hands?
Got nothing better to do besides watch tv or broil under the sun? Well the SimStapler is here to rescue you from boredom! With the SimStapler, you can waste time pretending to staple nothing and get to super high scores! Nothing beats virtually stapling nothing! So what are you waiting for? Get your SimStapler today! Only 10 easy payments of $0.00! But if you order within the next 60 seconds, you can get this product for only 5 easy payments of $0.00! Wow, what a bargain!
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Free
- Category: Games
- Updated:Nov 08, 2008
- Current Version:1.3
- 1.3
- 0.4 MB
- Language:English
- Seller:Freeverse, Inc.
- © 2008 Freeverse, INC
Requirements:Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iPhone OS 2.0 or later.
