Description
Now with BETTER Sound!
The iPhone has been touted as many things, but never a safety device until now (unless you consider chucking your precious $199 device at an assailant). This application mimics the electroshock device the Taser(R) and develops a nice spark and associated zapping sound.
While it may not cause neuromuscular incapacitation it will certainly render your victim/assailant shocked to realize the iPhone being used as a non-lethal weapon. The economics makes sense. At $0.99 for this app vs. $299.99 for the base model of the real thing the expected
value works out in your favor.
Potential Uses for the App
1. Pretend like you have a real Taser(R) – c'mon it works for all the light saber toting Star Wars nerds
2. Frighten young children – Self-explanatory and guaranteed hours of fun
3. For protection – In the off chance that you come across a brown bear(only specie of bear affected by this app) or would-be mugger, it will scare them off.
4. Insert any alcohol, substance or mind altering conditions that will make for a funny encounter
Disclaimer
1. We are not liable if you are stabbed, maimed or otherwise hurt in situations where a real Taser(R) should be used in lieu of this app
2. Taser(R) is a registered trademark of TASER International, Inc. We are in no way affiliated with this company.
What's New in Version 3.0
Added two new exciting options for the tazer's sound:
- Realistic (sampled from a real tazer and is very realistic)
- Futuristic (Also sampled from a real tazer, but at a bit higher rate)
Also added the option to leave the tazer on high voltage mode all the time.
All these options can be controlled from the new application settings for tazer (found in the settings app).
Enjoy
iPhone Screenshot
Customer Reviews
Saved my life
Ok so I'm walking home from uh baseball pratice(I play for the Braves) and three muggers jump out and demanded my money. Lucky for me I had juiced up before leaving pratice. This allowed my reflexes to be be quicker than normal. So I whip out my Iphone and flip to my 7 page of apps and then opened my tazer. When they saw this they ran like little girls. Best app ever. . . . . Really not really
Awesome glitch
Ok hold the taze button then lock ur iPod or iPhone. Then unlock it then u don't have to hold the button!!!!
Try it!!!™
Cool,but could be improved
Luv it but it should vibrate when It touches someone
- Free
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Mar 17, 2009
- Version: 3.0
- Size: 0.5 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Daniel Hammond
- © 2008 Two Toasters, LLC.
Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad.Requires iOS 2.2.1 or later
