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The Onion

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Description

The Onion iPhone app has been completely redesigned. You're welcome.

New features include:
• Entire Onion Video library at your fingertips now in HD quality
• Revolutionary “Shake For News” mode, perfect for the lazy and indecisive
• Access to the full Onion archives dating back to 1783, save an unlimited number of your favorite stories
• Hi-Rez images that take full advantage of retina display

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What's New in Version 3.0.2

Bug Fixes

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Customer Reviews

About effing time

Version 3.0.2 seems to work reliably without crashing.

I still strongly recommend that The Onion do a story berating its software development team.

Used to be great

I loved it before. Then it updated. Aside from the crashing, it also no longer supports landscape mode.

Dream come true

Anything that gets my Onion content to me faster is A-ok in my books. The update is nice.

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The Onion
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  • Free
  • Category: News
  • Updated: Apr 22, 2012
  • Version: 3.0.2
  • Size: 3.8 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: The Onion
  • © The Onion Inc.
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content or Nudity
  • Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence
  • Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes

Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad.Requires iOS 4.2 or later.

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