Brianisinyou
By Brianisinyou
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Podcast Description
Brian is in you, celebrating four years of penetrating discussion. Join Sean and BK, as they claw their way up the ladder to greatness in the entertainment industry. Call them up at 206.49.LOL BK email them: show@brianisinyou.net
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ExplicitBi2U163: Harroooo | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/123web.jpg) Sometimes, magic happens when you refresh the stuff in your iTunes. Star, Sean and BK are going meta. Is youtube killing the podcast star? Does the world need more tech/gaming/gossip shows? Does anybody give a s**t about what Sean ate for breakfast? | 21 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U162: BallBreeze | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/162web.jpg) Enjoy a brainstorming session for yet another brilliant BOXKOOB idea that will never come to fruition. This is precluded by designating a new standard of aural symbolism for movie reviews, and a lesson in dealing with "the internet". Protip: You rage, you lose. | 18 7 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U161: Sklunt | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/161web.jpg) With this show, we are giving youânayâwe are giving humanity a gift. It's the word "Sklunt". And we are proud to share it. Sklunt is an idea that was born a week ago, at Chipolte. We were going to sit on it, launch it proper (preferably with a billboard or rap song), but we'd rather set the idea free from our own collective bosom than let the pigs at NBC defile it with their "reach" and "audience". So take it. Sklunt. It's yours. | 11 7 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U160: Spaceguy was Poor | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/160web.jpg) Celebrate Starline's 10,000th day alive, Sean's incredible foresight in Hollywood marketing schemes, and BK's distinct lack of factual information inside the Supersecretdownoadhollywoodradar. We expect an onslaught of Brianisinyou sticker pictures this week. If it doesn't happen, we're driving to all of your houses and taking them back. Leave voicemails: 206.49.lollbk | 31 5 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U159 (A*S): Freein’ Hoover | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/159web.jpg) It's another Brianisinyou AftershowShowShow. If you listen to this back to back with 158, it's like the show never ended at all. A note to new listeners: AftershowShowShows are much less structured than regular episodes. There may be awkward phone calls, failed audio clips and awful silences. If you'd like to experience the polish that five years of internet broadcasting produces (lol), go back to episode 158 or 156. In this AftershowShowShow, we discuss BK's assault at Venice Beach, gang initations, and the silly b******t that highschoolers do to each other in small towns. If the recent oil spill hasn't been enough, this Bi2UASS should successfully ruin any hope that you ever had for humanity as a whole. We will be back soon with another live show! If you want to know when that will happen, follow us on twitter (@brianisinyou (http://twitter.com/brianisinyou)) for timely notifications. If you enjoyed this bonus episode, feel free to show your appreciation by throwing a couple bucks our way at brianisinyou.net/donate. (http://brianisinyou.net/donate) | 20 5 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U158: Mex-Train | (http://www.brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/158web.jpg) Starline is slowly becoming famous, Sean is mildly upset about the slow X-Train to Vegas, and Brian is slow when it comes to the definition of an ex-patriot. Needless to say, this is not a slow episode. We are bouncing off the walls and waving our arms in the air. Be sure to check out Borderland (http://vimeo.com/9696215) on Vimeo, to see what our album art is all about. As always, we can't wait for your calls and emails: 206.49.lolbk / show@brianisinyou.net. Ask for stickers, give us an address, and we'll send you some. If you'd like to send us money in return that would be amazing. Be prepared for another AftershowShowShow later this week. | 17 5 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U157 (A*S): Allie | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/157web.jpg) If you're considering listening to this as a first time Brianisinyou fan, don't. Take a step back to 155 or 156. Most of the time when we record live shows, it goes long. Even though the pre-produced topics have been beaten to death, and the laser sounds have fired, we still have a burning desire to sit in front of the mics and talk to anybody who will listen. This AftershowShowShow offers a little bit of rehash and closure on the ideas that were laid down on episode 156. If you give two s***s about the BK&Sean living situation, or if you really need some voices to keep you company, you will enjoy this. | 6 5 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U156: Gee Hoff | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/156web.jpg) Star doesn't understand the corruption that we would have to face. She wants to pipe the demons directly through our walls, and into a 40" panel of blinking lights and blaring noise. She doesn't understand the torture that her desires would impress upon the mind of Sean, or retinas of BK. Why invite these demons into our living room, and corrupt the soul of a poor, young cat who still doesn't comprehend the differences between right and wrong, or badass and pussylike? Join us for a spirited debate on Starline's innermost desires, the putrid wars waging in the skies above us, and the bad decisions being greenlit about five miles east of our studio. Send us your address we will send you stickers. That's kind of how it works. Stay tuned Wednesday for the first ever Bi2U AftershowShowShow. | 3 5 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U155: Coachella Conundrum | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/155web.jpg) 'sup, girl? Sean, Star and BK are back in town, immediately following a personal conversation with Conan O'Brien, a weekend at Coachella, and various other misadventures. Get caught up on the latest Supersecretdownlowhollywood news, and help a filthy man get rid of his kids. We're giving out stickers! If' you'd like some, and can promise to take pictures of what/whomever you stick them on, send us an email with your info and we'll send them your way. If you'd like to throw a few bucks our way to cover the cost of the sticker printing and postage (around $80), we'd love to take it. Click the paypal link on our right sidebar. We'll be live, and doing things again soon. Keep an eye on our twitter (http://twitter.com/brianisinyou) for updates. | 26 4 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U154: Sloppy Toppie | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/154web.jpg) I don't see how this episode can miss our key demographic; AKA THE INTERNET. There's two girls, a cat, and iPads. Sean makes several amazing sound bites, and eventually accuses me of terrible acts of manipulation. Starline does a horrible job representing woman's equality (but makes up for it at the Apple store), while Hamburger and I share a pink Snuggie. The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar is a bit dry, but it's okay! We make up for it with lots of listener feedback, and the announcement of a new marketing strategy. Keep an eye on our twitter account (http://twitter.com/brianisinyou) for lots of fun things coming up, like midweek shows, Brianisinyou stickers and a chance for you to write simple copy (how exciting!) for the new face of brianisinyou.net (http://brianisinyou.net). Sean is shooting in Seattle this week. If any listeners out there want me to find out his hotel/room number, you know how to find me. | 5 4 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U153: Marmaduke Marionette | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/153web.jpg) We're not giving the kids enough credit. We think we can make productions quick and easy with these fake-a*s CGI animals, and they won't know the difference. That is malarkey. Show me a child that isn't terrified of the new Marmaduke trailer, and I'll show you a child with Autism. Â Back when we were kids, animal movies were real animals. Kitties gave birth to kitties, and dogs only talked when their mouths were full of peanut butter. This is tragic. We're in our brand new place, and we're joined by a longtime favorite co-host. Have a listen, then give us a call and tell me how wrong I am about CGI animals and your silly kids. We also could really, really use some financial support. Go to brianisinyou.net/donate (http://brianisinyou.net/donate) and help cover some of the costs of the new gear and new hardware I had to pick up to make this show survive the move. | 29 3 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U152: Valley Spring Ln | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/152web.jpg) That's it. It's the end of the road for our studio on Valley Spring lane. No more towering tower of components, no more six foot proximity to a noisy refrigerator, no more collapsing ceilings, and no more Mel. Where do we go next? What does the new studio space look like? You'll have to wait and see, but I promise you that we're coming back strong. Gear is being ordered, illegals are being hired - the whole works. If you have any funds to help with the effort, please go to brianisinyou.net/donate (http://brianisinyou.net/donate) and help cover the mounting costs for keeping this thing alive. | 24 3 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U151: Box Business | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/151web.jpg) It's just kind of misleading, how all these people around Los Angeles make Craigslist ads about big piles of clean, gently used, sturdy boxes with bubble wrap and packaging peanuts and stuff, and then it's not there. You get all excited, you fill up your gas tank, pack a lunch and listen to This American Life as you crawl down the 405, then you're face to face with failure and disappointment. If Sean and had a chance to fix this situation, we'd do it right. We'd track down the best, sturdiest boxes ever, then distribute them to the needy people around the city. We'd practically be superheroes. Instead of donating to the Red Cross for disaster relief and bags of blood, people would send us money to find even better boxes and invest in even higher quality rubber stamps. Kickstarter accounts would open in our names, so that we might one day make the finest box-chapel that has ever stood on Shoushen and Crenshaw. Corrugated cardboard statues would be constructed in our likeness, and the many box experiences of this fair town would never be as awful as they are today. It would be a new era, something that the likes of mankind has never seen. Boxes, man. Boxes. | 15 3 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U150: O’Brien Adventurers | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/150web.jpg) Everybody should have a motorcycle gang, and everybody should try as hard as they can to make it as badass as possible. As long as everybody has a motorcycle gang, the motorcycle gangs should be small enough to eliminate any large-scale turf wars or battles between the motorcycle gangs. This week, we talk about Starline's first time on set, Sean's new motorcycle show, and BK's fear of paintball. We also enjoy a few voicemails. Contribute to the show! Call 206.49.lolbk and educate us. | 1 3 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U149: Tiers and Tears | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/149web.jpg) The casting couch is a temperamental place. It can treat you like a king, or remind you of your actual worth. It all depends on where you sit. This week, Sean and BK expose the magic of this couch, and the powers that come with it. We also cover feedback from some angry Australian snow bunnies, and pick a fight about Kevin Smith's recent self-evacuation from the life of a normal human being. We will be back this week for our 150th show. Send us some voicemails, and be merry. | 22 2 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U148: Rog Loll | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/148web.jpg) It's amazing how much debate can be inspired by one of the least understood and under-appreciated Olympic sports. Sean seems convinced that Luge is a better gig because there's no brooms. BK thinks curling requires more training and finesse. This debate doesn't last for more than five minutes, so don't be concerned about that. Starline is also here, and we talk about her upcoming television audition, and the possible outcome it might have on BK's image amongst the Black community. We indulge in listener voicemails, and debate the monetary value of killing rats for entertainment. It's a weird show. Inspire some content for our next installment. Email show@brianisinyou.net or call 206.49.lolbk (206.495.6525). | 15 2 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U147: QVDA | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/147web.jpg) We are in a bit of a professional rut. Sean is editing cable ads, BK is doing corporate work, and Star still hasn't successfully called a hooker in Los Angeles. After spending a bit of time fretting about our situation, we go on to discuss bonus v****as and incredible/traumatizing birthday parties. This is the perfect episode for anybody hoping to escape sportsball coverage, and discover a new fetish. This is a terrible episode for anybody remotely related to any of us. If you'd like to help out the show, we'd love an audio stinger for those (always popular) times where we verbally abuse Starline. Bonus points for the incorporation of Harry Potter music. | 8 2 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U146: Tentropolis | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/146web.jpg) This week's show was structured to maximize our visibility through trending topics on twitter/google. Look out for out take on the current situation in Haiti, and our recent encounter with the one and only Conan O'Brien. We force Starline to face one of her greatest fears, and enjoy the most sober drunk-dial ever committed by anyone. | 21 1 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U145: Cut Loose | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/145web.jpg) We're back from winter travels, and couldn't be happier to be behind the mics. We talk about tragic birthdays, Wisconsin accents, dead otters, Conan O'Brien, reality television and urination. It's all over the map, but it's good. Curious about the acquisition of our filthy couch? Watch the video at http://vimeo.com/467194 | 10 1 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U144: In Plain Sight | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/144web.jpg) Quick and dirty, just the way you like it. This weeks show circulates around another Hollywood newcomer, discreet m**********n aids, and the polar opposite of a discreet m**********n aid (see album art). As of the recording of this show, there are only five Brianisinyou Christmas cards left. Get yours by donating $10 or more at brianisinyou.net/donate (http://brianisinyou.net/donate). Be sure to send us your address, so we know where to send your card. It may be a couple weeks before we're all around to record new shows, but in the meantime you can follow Sean (http://twitter.com/shean), Habernacker (http://twitter.com/chaberkern) and bk (http://twitter.com/bkbkbk) on twitter. | 14 12 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U143: Nick-Nacks | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/143web.jpg) Classic Brianisinyou host Crazy Nick (http://bi2u.wetpaint.com/page/Nick+Bagnasco) has found his way to Los Angeles, and brings his unique point of view (and pacing) to this week's show. Join us for a Maury Povich style insight into what our most debated co-host has been up to in the two years since we last heard from him. While you listen to the show, take a minute to consider being added to the Brianisinyou Christmas card list. Brian and Sean will send you an autographed Christmas card with any donations of $10 or more. Use your parents' credit card, or Paypal account at brianisinyou.net/donate (http://brianisinyou.net/donate). If you'd rather not contribute to the longevity of this show, we also have Amazon wishlists up here (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/11V5LU6AEPRED), here (http://www.amazon.com/Sean-O-%2339-Brien/wishlist/P9RGA1BZV93C/ref=cm_wl_search_15) and here (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=2DHOXDQG6P83J). If you're new to the show, please understand that Nick is not a regular fixture here. We highly recommend checking out episodes 142 or 141 before diving into this one. | 7 12 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U142: LOLpause | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/142web.jpg) In this day and age, IM pacing is vastly important. It adds a sense of sincerity and truthiness to conversations that are otherwise flat, and nearly impossible to understand. Flawed IM pacing can lead to miscommunications, animosity, and personal injury. It's important to spread out your instant message punchline indicators in order to indicate a proper amount of punchiness, otherwise you just come off as an a*****e. The show needs money. brianisinyou.net/podcast (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast) to find our paypal donation button, and help us cover webhosting for next year, and a fancy mic stand for Sean. Any amount helps, and we will be happy to throw a bonus midweek minishow out there if we see some cash. | 30 11 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U141: London Lice | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/141web.jpg) After taking some time off for personal growth and reflection, we're back for a quick comeback show. Join us as we recap Halloween, divulging into two of Christina's largest childhood failures, and largest costume handicaps. This show only happened thanks to your listener feedback. Be sure to email us at show@brianisinyou.net, or leave some messages at 206.49.lolbk to inspire us to continue spending time and money on your earholes. Keep an eye on the twitters for upcoming entertainment opportunities while bk and Christina are out of town. | 3 11 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U140: Titan-fu | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/140web.jpg) Sean has a mustache that makes him look like he just tied some woman to railroad tracks. He says that it's temporary (he only did it for tonight's B******e Surfers show (http://www.last.fm/event/1105174+B******e+Surfers+at+Club+Nokia+on+18+October+2009)), but I'm calling b******t. He created that thing on his face, and he loves it. I'm willing to bet that it's still there next Sunday. This week, Sean, Christina and bk teach the kids about the benefits of eschewing responsibilities in favor of a morning pint, inappropriate uses for an accelerometer, a suicide mission to one of the moon's rings(?), and a sex toy with tongues like Ravana, the demon king of Lanka. We are quite proud of what we do here. Leave us some feedback for next week. You can call our voicemail at 206.49.lolbk, or email show@brianisinyou.net. We will also be giving away some gym fu (http://gymfu.com) apps via our twitter (http://twitter.com/brianisinyou). Hugs and kisses. | 19 10 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U139: Habermelt | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/139web.jpg) There's something strange in the air this week. BK and Sean are joined by Haberknockers, and special guest Patrick (http://patrickmelton.tumblr.com/) for a quick show, immediately following a Bludso's BBQ binge (http://lifeofbk.com/post/210437322/bludsos). We recap Patrick's adventures in LA (where we live), discuss an upcoming reality-quiz show, and cut down all of the live listeners brave enough to call in. We will continue to give out promo codes for Gym Fu (http://gymfu.com) via the show's Twitter (http://twitter.com/brianisinyou). Keep an eye out for your chance to win, and to know when we're going live next. Why not? | 12 10 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U138: Meat Machines | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/138web.jpg) Brianisinyou is teaming up with gymfu.com (http://www.gymfu.com/) in a quest to grow massive arms, and earn respect at movie theaters/look good in a vat of pasta/recruit randoms for an upcoming trip to Miami. It's entirely possible. If you want to challenge Brian or Sean to some 'fu challenges, send a picture of your weak, birdlike muscles (with "brianisinyou" written on them) to show@brianisinyou.net. We'll hook up our favorite arms with pushup fu (http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=300935801&mt=8) for the iPhone/iPod touch, and our favorite belly with crunch fu (http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=309637176&mt=8). If you already have the apps, send us challenges by searching for "bk" or "shean". We will be back next Sunday with a special guest.  Follow @brianisinyou (http://twitter.com/brianisinyou) on twitter, and you'll be privy to new happenings as they become old happenings. Hit us up with @replies, emails (like last week's excellent fan-art (http://lifeofbk.com/post/203222983/wendyroo-bored-decided-to-draw-the-people-from) by Wendy) and voicemails (206.495.6525), and we will love you like brothers and sisters. | 5 10 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U137: Polanski Punt | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/137web.jpg) People need to start thinking things through before they try to pull styles. Stupid 13 year old girl, and stupid 13 year old girl's mother - What did you expect to happen when you were brought into Jack Nicholson's bedroom for a "Vogue photoshoot"? And you, guy building a bunker for the apocalypse. Do you really think cat food is going to sustain you for the day that God himself dictates "this is how all the s**t's going to be"? And Jordan (http://jordansheartsucks.com/), how are you going to get a book deal about your heart surgery if you livestream the outcome over the internet? Hello? Spoiler alert? I know it's no "Snape kills Dumbledore" situation, but you could really do a better job keeping people in the dark about your aortic valve replacement. You have our heartfelt (LOL) support, but jeezeâsave something for the fourth act. It's just frustrating. You people need to get less excited about your best-case scenario outcomes and keep an open mind for potential failures. Maybe the old man feeding you quaaludes and asking you to take off your underwear is a sexual predator. Maybe the hospital Wifi will go out. Maybe Sony Pictures should have realized that people might go to their craptastic website for their craptastic film. Ridiculous. Call us: 206.49.lolbk | 28 9 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U136: Ten Points! | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/136web.jpg) Two car tandem parking is ten points, while two car side-by-side is fifteen. Central air and heating is worth twenty, while wall-units is only ten. Ownership of property is worth one tenth of one point per square foot, but a solid sense of humor is an automatic fifty points. Obviously, total point value is multiplied by the number of successful dates. There can be maths! It doesn't matter if the situation is dating strategy or looking for a good lease. There has to be a way to crunch numbers, and validate your efforts. Everything can be formulaic and simpleâwhy waste effort on judgment and thought? It doesn't have to be painful. | 21 9 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U135: Resource Based Economy | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/135web.jpg) Potential vs substantial, Brianisinyou and the resource based economy, WHO WILL EMERGE FROM THE STEEL CAGE?? Brian and company struggle with pleasure and power- what's to become of them amongst meatball fountains and resource based economies? It's a slippery, slippery slope. This show is odd. Lots of live callers, no regular segments, and a cheesecake scented candle. Bring your beer, bonfires, burgers and b**gs. Christina went to some girlish party (see album art), and everybody gets to thinking. How can we create the male equivalent? How does one measure vaginal depth? Most importantly, how can you help us in creating a resource based economy? We are doing our part in the studio by recycling our own urine. Get off the grid, fool. Don't let this be your first exposure to our show. Take a few steps back. If you have ideas for our manparty, call 206.495.6525 anytime this week. Leave the idea in a voicemail, and we will share it with everybody. Best suggestion will actually happen, and we'll take pictures. | 14 9 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBi2U134: California Adventure | (http://brianisinyou.net/podcast/media/art/134web.jpg) Sean and Brian are joined by two classic regulars, in a search for the greatest California adventure. Steve Asbury (last heard sometime before episode 50) is seeking wildfires, industrial rock and dirty game-shows, while Starline is on a quest to find childhood wonderment somewhere down the 405. A horrible illness has taken Sean, and that's all because of the lack of "get well soon" cards from last week. Now he's worse. He is dying. How do you feel about that, internet? Next week, we'll be back with the ever-popular Habernacker. Be sure to call us up with your feedback, requests, and secrets: 206.49.lolbk. | 7 9 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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