Unnatural Selection
By Unknown
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Podcast Description
Unnatural Selection is an internet talk-show based in Melbourne, Australia. Based at Monash University the boys discuss life, love and hilarious things in the news. They are exceptionally funny. Did I mention they're funny?
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Explicit89: Single | "A very expensive jacket, and a bad attitude." | 24 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit88: Obama Supports Gay Marriage! | "I'm a man on the move, I've got things to do, places to be." | 17 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit87: The 51st State | "If he's blind, couldn't they just pop him on a plane and tell him he's in the U.S?" | 10 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit86: The Avengers and IKEA | "I was with you, I don't think you had a panic attack." | 2 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit85: Wet Vets | "You know what's going to change? Absolutely nothing!" | 25 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit84: Kim Kardashian's T*ts | "It's like a rape sandwich." | 22 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit83: America - F**k Yeah | "Feel sorry for me!" | 14 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit82: So Ronery | "You realize one of them was paper mache...?" | 4 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit81: Liars and D******ds | "No mate - you don't get the seriousness of Westlife!" | 1 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit80: Paul Culliver has nothing Toulouse | "I just want to kill people!" | 24 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit79: Dead | "Yup, that's racist." | 16 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit78: Shame | "Then mum came down..." | 11 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit77: Such Boring Oscars | "I'm going to find that wookie that was walking around here before and get him to rip your arms off." | 1 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit76: Strauss-Kahn Orgy | "They're jamming something up inside you." | 22 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit75: Thanks For The Mammaries | "Jude Law's going to pass away one day; and that's going to be a sad day." | 17 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit74: Crash Test Interviewing | "I say they put it in a pile and get a dragon to guard it." | 11 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit73: Campfield: The New Santorum? | "Someone must have been sucking some serious Saudi p***s." | 1 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit72: Newt 'Goldilocks' Gingrich | "A spaceship that's run on beer.... question mark?" | 29 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit71: Boys are back | "So, everyone thought that was a bomb..." | 23 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit70: Who hurt you? | "F*****g waa!" | 13 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit69: Tell a friend | "I'm gonna stab you in the heart; because that's what Jesus wanted me to do." | 7 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit68: 2011 (Good Call/Bad Call?) | "As someone who can see the future: I welcome our Chinese overlords...." | 1 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit67: Skyrim | "I'm a dial-player-wither-rer..." | 18 12 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit66: Adam Sees the Queen | “Okay, lets talk about this some more and then we’ll go back to killing paedophiles…” | 26 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit65: Toptional | “Fuck off! F**k off! You are full of s**t, c**t!” | 20 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit64: Trams vs Tanks | “I like ejaculating near a computer screen. How’s it going?” | 13 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitInterview with Nicola Gunn - At The Sans Hotel | Theatre-maker and performer Nicola Gunn has a coffee with Jorge to discuss her one-woman show 'At The Sans Hotel' which was performed at the La Mamma Courthouse in Melbourne, Australia for the 2011 Melbourne Fringe Festival. They cover, amongst other things, depression, independant-financing and being derrivitive. http://www.nicolagunn.com/ http://www.jorgetsipos.com/ | 10 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit63: Steve Jobs Dead | "That's a dinner-box in France." jorgetsipos.com | 6 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit62: Kill Myself | "Nerf Justice." jorgetsipos.com | 27 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit61: Naked Photo Competition | "Australian politics and Tom's cock." jorgetsipos.com | 21 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit60: Best Week Ever | "You're just begging for legs..." | 16 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit59: Juliar | "They're more educated than we do.." | 8 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit58: World's Most Livable City | "Putin's a guy with guns whose bought a country." | 31 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit57: Coffee & B******s | "I'm not going to do it now, out of spite." | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit56: Oh, New Zealand... | "I don't want to jack off to any movie with Jack Black in it." jorgetsipos.com | 17 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit55: London's Burning | "Too soon?" | 10 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit54: Mary Poppers | "It's not gay cause it's MY b******e!" | 4 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit53: Next | "You pronounce the 'gick...'" | 28 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit52: A Pitbull Named Cocaine | "If you're not angry at society, you're not paying attention." | 19 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit51: Terrorism | "I'd suck the s**t out of his dick!" | 14 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit50: Live Audience Show | "It could be made of golden d***os, it wouldn't matter." | 7 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit49: Trolling | "Faghit!" | 29 6 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit48: F**k Paypal | "Lets f*****g make-out, dude." | 23 6 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit47: Kidney Cash | "I'm an intteruptive f**k." | 14 6 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit46: Anthony Weiner's Weiner | "This is amazing. I am enjoying this with my p***s." | 8 6 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit45: Fuckit List | "I'm sure there are un-dopey Asians." jorgetsipos.com | 4 6 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit44: Pools and Pooping. | "I sharted. Exactly." | 31 5 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit43: Rapture Rain-check | "If it bleeds Ninjas can kill it..." | 25 5 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit42: Straight Pubes | "It's like someone took a GHD to his nuts." | 18 5 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit41: Osama Bin Middleton | "What's is the most anally retartive strict country in the world?" | 11 5 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit40: Technical Difficulties | "I will wait 'til you're asleep and come in your mouth." | 28 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit39: #monkeypuns | "His throat would swell up to the size of a balloon!" | 20 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Board-Game Companion. | Hey there, This is Jorge your friendly... friend... This isn't an episode of Unnatural Selection technically - but I think you'll have fun. I've recorded some friends of mine and I playing the splendiferous board-game 'Articulate.' | 17 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit38: Haters | "Islam's a fat kid." | 6 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit37: Losing Things | "It's not gay until I've got your cock in my mouth." | 30 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit36: Battle Colon Los Angeles | "JFK f****d Marilyn Monroe! With his p***s!" | 23 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit35: Mitchell Buck is Amazing | "Let me phrase this correctly: I would literally suck dick." | 16 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit34: The Pillowman | "Healing AIDS victims with my cock." | 9 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit33: Beach Chat | "More awks than Mordor." | 1 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit32: Direen Returns | "There's a compliment in there somewhere..." | 9 2 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit31: $200 Sunglasses | "Viva la revolution. And ejaculate." | 3 2 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit30: Hypothetically | "Then Adrian Brody goes and has sex with it." | 27 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit29: Email the damn show | "OH MY GOD MY BLOG POST! WOW!" | 20 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit28: Bullets, bullies and blue v****as | "He put on Yoda-Fish translator." | 6 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit27: Ducks, drugs and d***os | "No one wants to have sex with Keith Richards." | 29 12 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit26: Merry Shitmas | "No, no Tom: I got this." | 23 12 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit25: Moocher of Venice | "We're slowly taking over the world." | 17 12 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNo podcast this week! | (M**********r) | 7 12 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit24: The Truth About John Hurt | "Listen up Hollywood." | 30 11 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit23: Pool Party | "It's like f*****g Disneyland - but a furniture store." | 23 11 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit22: Nerd's Lament | "Can I be the quote this time?" | 14 11 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit21: Return of the PartyMonster | "Look at that girl in the boys bathroom. That was my night." | 7 11 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit20: Good Radio | "I'll NEVER sleep with a transvestite prostitute... Oh no!" | 25 10 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit19: ARGH! | "Come on, I'm AT LEAST blessed!" | 18 10 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit18: Racist C**ts | "I don't know if that was racist, but in case it was - it wasn't. " | 13 10 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit17: Writers and Religion | "Get some!" | 4 10 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit16: Going Solo | "Were you drunk in the spa?" | 27 9 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit15: The Facebook of Sex | "I am a monarchist and believe that system works." | 20 9 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit14: Sex, Drugs and Maccas runs | "We just started a war. S**t." | 13 9 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit13: TrueCum | "Haha, cause that's what I do cause I'm chiseled-jaw-man!" | 6 9 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit12: Cheating | "I'm Roland Reagan and you are a goose flying across the Serengeti!" | 30 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit11: Politicians and pyrotechnics | "Did you know it was dynamite?" | 23 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit10: Wanking | "Muffins are just a morning cake." | 16 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit9: Jeans, Jews and Jihad | "It is a contrived way of projecting a relaxed demeanor!" | 9 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit8: Memento | "Adam is insisting he has a winnebago" | 26 7 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHappyface/Sadface: World premiere! | "You realise she's not actually interested in your bits?" | 3 7 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit7: Party | "That is c**t-garglingly stupid" | 15 6 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit6: Crazy Girls | "That is pants-on-the-head retarded" | 8 6 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit5: Racist Mum | "We've got some thing left on the thing." | 5 6 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4: Beating the ol' Pope | "Moey, is that the correct term?" | 5 6 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3: It's not morbid, It's great | "Oooh, did we just call Shakespeare junk?" | 4 6 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 91 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
FACT.
You there.
See this review?
Yeah, I guess you do, or you wouldn't be reading it.
This show is a bit of alright.
FACT.
Hilair
Thoroughly enjoy the casual banter
Hilarity
This is the best thing i have ever heard with my ears.
But really. These guys are hilarious, listening to them is thoroughly enjoyable.
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