Ask a Canadian
By AmateurScientist.org
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Podcast Description
Ask a Canadian is a weekly game show where a panel of inquisitors compete to wring the most apologies out of a real live Canadian. Find out more at AskACanadian.org
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ExplicitEpisode 021 | This week, we ask the Canadian about badly dubbed curse words, freeze-dried loonies, the mysteries of Cleveland, and measuring afternoons in coffee spoons. | 5/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 020 | This week, we ask the Canadian about cardboard Kindles, Ronald Reagan’s urine, snow pants, booty clapping, the Royal Canadian Mounted Amusement Police, and the perfect pickle. | 5/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 019 | This week, we ask the Canadian about Queen Latifah, racist cookies, pink meat slush, defrosting prostitutes, Venom gender, female choice, and duck fat. | 4/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 018 | This week, we ask the Canadian about Queen Latifah, orange poetry, skin-based breads, 3-D photography, and candy licking. | 4/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 017 | This week, we ask the Canadian about product placement in the Canadian national anthem, interbreeding with native peoples, sudden-onset juvenile diabetes, Whatchamacallit bars, and pipelines. | 4/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 016 | This week, we ask the Canadian about beer commercials, Dwayne “Iraq” Johnson, the sadness of Ernest, human centipedes, oil eating, and property virgins. | 4/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 015 | This week, we ask the Canadian about his country’s winter weather shortage, delegating queening duties, diagnosing VD, Kuato’s host body, and proper etiquette during the Canadian national anthem. | 3/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 014 | This week, we ask the Canadian about attacking the American moon base, spying on MILFs, whether Hoth is a city in Ontario, Canadian football, and Pucks. | 2/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 013 | This week, we ask the Canadian about cock mobsters, consuming mercury, furry trout, gigantic malls, and Mexican food. | 1/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 012 | This week, we ask the Canadian about banned words, rotund boxer Butterbean, live Googling, international wall-building, and lassoing the entire country of England. | 1/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitChristmas Special 2011 | It’s the Ask a Canadian 2011 Christmas Special! This week, Karl turns the tables on those pesky Americans to interrogate them about their embittered, oil-crazed land of mutants. Plus, we dive into Canadian iTunes to check out some of our most heartwarming reviews. | 12/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 011 | This week, we ask the Canadian about his changeling overlords, advice columnists, Feistmas, and the sad state of Canada’s lung cancer-based economy. | 12/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 010 | This week, we ask the Canadian about log-painting hellscapes, breast worship, lesbian witches, herb gardens, unsolved murders, Mighty Ducks, and the Disney vault. | 11/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 009 | This week, we ask the Canadian about what sorts of things fit in a person's ears, why Canada hasn't put a ring on it, Norsemen, whether Hudson's Bay can function as a vagina, half-people, supervillain duos, baseball legends, and flags. | 11/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 008 | This week, we ask the Canadian about the mythical Lightfoot, mispronunciations, squirrel colors, border patrols, sea CHUDs, skinwalkers, and painted yetis. | 11/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 007 | This week, we ask the Canadian about rashes, melvins, commonwealths, ass mayors, prairies, and aquatic birds. | 10/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 006 | We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about electric shocks, wendigo lovemaking, socialism, suspenders, guns, hamburgers, air-filled candy bars, and Lexx. | 10/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 005 | We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about bathtub cheese curds, Red Green, politeical science, scat singing, barrel-based socialism, beautiful canyons, Japanese tourists, and cow safety. | 9/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 004 | We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about N****es, Canada's beautiful lighting, the secret origin of Canada, key parties, sexy politicians, Somalian space programs, global warming, and demonic squirrels. | 9/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 003 | We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about the similarity between his people and hawks, the mythical Canadian afterlife called Florida, the real story behind Tim Hortons, and the origins of Yukon tall tales. | 8/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 002 | We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about metric versus real measurements, werewolves, flying canoes, sweet tea, leather bears, baseball bats with nails in them, free food, and everything else. | 8/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 001 | In the premiere episode of Ask a Canadian, we remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and probe him about summer, cheese, bagged milk, oil, sexism, and everything else. | 8/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 22 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
If you ask this Canadian...
Not sure if it's meant to be funny, or just mean. I don't like it either way. Would have given 0 stars if it was possible.
Not Funny. Not Even Close to a Giggle. Watching Paint Dry More Fun.
We Canucks are known internationally for our politeness and our sense of humour. This podcast is in the Comedy category, and I get it -- it's trying to be tongue and cheek funny by poking fun at us living here in the Great White North, eh?
But unfortunately, not everyone can write comedy, and here's an excellent example of what happens when someone who laughs at their own jokes -- at least I hope you guys laugh at your own jokes, because no one else is -- attempts to be funny.
Watching the tar flow in the Alberta Tar Sands is more fun -- look a shoe!
Sorry AskACanadian.org -- this Canadian found your jokes dated, and no more fun than watching re-runs of the The Fifth Estate backwords. Actually, that is fun. Sorry. I tried.
Barely ONE star out of Five.
Unfunny Eh
The flow is poor, the Canadian humour is not Canadian and Manitoba does produce Oil and Gas.
You guys need to watch every episode of SCTV then start again.
From sunny and warm Calgary...
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