Babies in Handcuffs
By Perpetual Radio Networks
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Podcast Description
Babies in Handcuffs is a Toronto-based comedy podcast featuring the voices of Andrew Bondy, Ren Bostelaar, Jordan Foisy and Andrew Omega. Our shows feature a mix of funny stories and skits that go great with subway rides, romantic dinners and moments of intense introspection.
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 42: Babies go to the Mayor | Babes go to the Mayor: This week on Babies in Handcuffs we're on location outside of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's house, and we're talking about local politics, drum circle jerks and much, much more. | 5/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 41: Small Talk with Nasseme | Small Talk with Nasseme: this week we sit down with special guest Nasseme (@bitch_tourettes) to talk about the Lion King soundtrack, nose peas and what we keep in our pockets. Featuring episode 3 of the smash-hit prenatal serial Wombies! | 5/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 40: Style | Style: this week on Babies in Handcuffs, Jordan gets a haircut! And with the way his hairline is receding, it might be one of his last. We talk about haircuts, style and fashion. Also featuring episode two of the smash-hit neonatal sitcom Wombies! | 4/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 38: First Times | First Times: This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about a few first times, like the first time we saw boobs! This episode also features the first instalment of "Wombies", so whether it's your first time or your 39th time listening to the show, tune in! | 4/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 37: Small Talk with Chris | Small Talk with Chris: We sit down with our guest Chris McGowan to discuss subjects large and small: Wal-Mart, strip clubs, Don Cherry and Andrew B's weird private habits. | 3/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 36: Food | Food: This week on Babies in Handcuffs, Jordan tells us about his weekend in Upstate New York, Andrew B. defends his veganism, Ren orders Chinese food and Andrew O. updates his nugget diary. | 3/9/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 35: Guilty Conscience | Guilty Consciences: This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about our guilty consciences and we get a few things off our chest. | 2/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 34: Life, Death & God | Life, Death & God: this week on Babies in Handcuffs we tackle some of the big philosophical questions, as well as pubic hair grooming. Featuring Steven Patrick Adams. | 1/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 33: Pop Culture | Pop Culture: This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about pop culture, and whether "taste" is subjective or not. Does liking better TV make us better people? Is Nickelback the new N-word? And will Jordan get a bigger cup of water from the movie theatre? | 1/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 32: Movies | Movies: We welcome Vancouver-based film critic Joel Crary (www.joelcrary.com) for a discussion about what he thought were the best movies of 2011, plus we make our own selections for the top films of the year. | 1/6/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 31: Christmas | Christmas: This week on Babies in Handcuffs we spread around a little bit of Christmas cheer. | 12/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 30: Just the Bits | Just the Bits: Re-run Rennie and Andyboy spin your favourite Babies in Handcuffs moments from throughout the year. With weather on the 2s and 4s and traffic with Chopper Chad! Keep it locked! | 12/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 29: Drinking | Drinking: This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about drinking! We decided to drink - a lot - while recording it, and that turned out to be a bad idea. Listen as we try out our terrible impressions, recall our first drinks and eventually succumb to the inevitable effects of our bad decisions. | 12/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 28: Stress | Stress: This week on Babies in Handcuffs we're talking about stress. In the process wee take a journey deep into Andrew Bondy's brain, talk about yoga b***rs, and risk alienating all of our Nicaraguan listeners. | 11/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 27: Bodies | Bodies: This week on Babies in Handcuffs we're joined by a very special guest: BodyBreak's Hal Johnson! We talk about health, our bodies, and the what we do and don't do to keep ourselves at our best. We bring back Just The Tips to give you great ideas for staying healthy, and we talk about poop nearly the entire time. | 11/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 26: The Best of Babies in Handcuffs (short) | Just in time for the holiday gift-giving season, The Best of Babies in Handcuffs collector's edition DVD box set includes all of your favourite Babies in Handcuffs hits, plus some never-before-aired bloopers and outtakes! Order a copy now for the discerning podcast lover on your list. | 11/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 25: Friends | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: The guys talk about friendship. How do you make friends when you're too old for play dates, and is it worth being friends with somebody whose house smells weird? | 11/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 24: Heroes | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: We talk about heroes - who are our heroes, and what constitutes a hero in the first place? Predictably, we talk about dads again. Featuring special guest Melody Krauze. | 10/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 23: Manliness | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: The guys talk about manliness. Does having computer skills make you manly? How do you keep your cool when your girlfriend's dad brings out the scotch? Does Ren's new habit of chewing on a toothpick make him look more manly? Also, for the first time ever on a podcast, we translate what men say into what they really mean. | 10/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 22: The Future | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: The guys take out their crystal balls and peer into the future. Who will do better than their "five year plan", and will Andrew O. survive the Cola Wars? | 10/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 21: Money | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: We discuss scurvy, super nintendo, and gettin' a b***r at the dentist. You guessed it, we're talking about money and it gets a little bit uncomfortable for everybody. | 9/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 20: Virginity | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: Special guest Kilian McMahon (@kilmc) comes to us for help with his "problem". Can the Babies in Handcuffs team solve his dilemma and help him get laid It's our virginity episode and you'll have to listen to find out. | 9/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 19: School | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: We go back to school: we talk about sex in dorm rooms, in-school suspensions, and we learn about what we all did on our summer vacation. | 9/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 18: Fan Questions (short) | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: We answer some questions from the fans. | 8/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 17: Loneliness | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: Andrew Bondy is left alone to ruminate on loneliness. Featuring a special guest appearance from Maya Killtron. | 8/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 16: Canada | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: We talk about ceasars, the Halifax explosion and terrible TV - that means we can only be talking about one thing, Canada. | 8/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 15: Drugs | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: We talk about accidentally buying Styx tickets, what "Catnaps" are and the causes of dancing in the DJ booth. You don't need to be a narc to realize that this episode is all about drugs. | 8/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 14: Concerts | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we sit down with special guest Steve Adams and discuss concerts: from drinking and standing in line for the bathroom to recovering the next morning, we turn it up to eleven on this episode. | 7/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 13: This Won't Blow Babies pt. 2 | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: We give you a little bit more from our sit-down with the cast of Montreal's This Won't Blow podcast. We talk about beard washing etiquette, learning French and what it's like in our home towns. | 7/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 12: This Won't Blow Babies pt. 1 | This week on Babies in Handcuffs: We're doing something a little different. We sat down with the cast of Montreal's 'This Won't Blow' podcast for our first ever crossover episode. We talk about the differences between Toronto and Montreal, how our podcasts got their names, and our chance encounters with some beloved Canadian celebrities. | 7/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 11: The Internet | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about porno, band discographies and avoiding Skypies - that means we must be talking about The Internet. | 7/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanBabies in Handcuffs 10: Nostalgia | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we take a long look back at depressing kids' movies, the day that having a Lego mom finally paid off, and bootleg Teddy Ruxpin. That's right, we're talking about nostalgia. Featuring special guest Maya Killtron and a surprise visit from a legendary childrens' author. | 6/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 9: Hangovers | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we discuss hangovers; how you get 'em and what you can do to shake them off. | 6/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 8: Jobs | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about wearing a Nintendo belt, who gets to pick the music for the nightshift, and we get a visit from The Boss - that means that it's our Jobs episode. | 6/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanBabies in Handcuffs 7: Guess Who's Peeing (short) | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we play everybody's favourite game: Guess Who's Peeing? | 6/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 6: Dads | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about muscle cars, hemp oil and the Chilean revolution - which means we're talking about our dads. | 5/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 5: Like a G6 (short) | This week on Babies in Handcuffs Jordan discusses the hit song 'Like a G6' and an uncomfortable moment it once spawned. | 5/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 4: Parties | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about party etiquette, choosing the right tunes for your soirée, and b***r tea. Plus, as always, advice that you can use on Just The Tips! | 5/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 3: Coffee Time (Short) | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we struggle to understand Coffee Time, Toronto's most uncomfortable small business. Stay tuned for another brand new full episode coming next week. | 5/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 2: Travel | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about trips both small and large, and also the Bill Cosby classic Ghost Dad. | 4/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBabies in Handcuffs 1: Dating | This week on Babies in Handcuffs we talk about cocaine, Facebook and hot soup which can only mean one thing: it's our dating episode. | 4/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 41 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Hilarious!
Great show fellas! Keep it up!
MuhFuhs Got Jokes
These guys are telling the jokes that no one knew they needed to hear.
Hilarious
This is the funniest podcast I've heard in a long long time.
I used to be a big fan of the Andy Dick podcast, but since hearing this one nothing that the "dickster" has said has made me laugh.
Keep up the good work!
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