Famous Potatoes
By Joe Cottonwood
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Podcast Description
In this podiobook: "An engaging picaresque novel of a young man on the run. A warm, well-told story of a likable character with a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time." -Publisher's WeeklyWilly Middlebrook is a nice boy from the suburbs, a Vietnam vet, a college drop-out majoring in Human Kindness. Framed for the murder of a cop, Willy goes on the lam from the law. With hopeful heart and broken balls he lives among the people of the humble cafes and dusty bars, underground: "They have rough brown skin and wrinkled eyes. They are round and they are usually dirty. They are hard because they have to be, but if you warm them they get soft and you can make them sweet." Famous Potatoes is a road novel with a touch of noir, a tall tale that has been called "exuberant, funny, and humane.""Like the smudged chrome of a truck-stop diner, Famous Potatoes is an element of a new American realism, and Cottonwood has made it an engaging trip." -Chicago TribuneThe year is 1973. Back in those days only bad people got tattoos; long distance calls cost a small fortune; and an IBM 360 computer with a few hundred kilobytes was enough to run a bank."Cottonwood [has] charm--wry, loping, never cute. And, even more crucial, there is Willy's (and Cottonwood's) genuine people-liking, which makes Willy's complications seem less dire; the troubled travels become a nice excuse to meet more interesting folks. Laid-back--but not too much--and attractive." -KirkusAs a young man, Joe Cottonwood used to hitchhike everywhere. Many of the encounters in Famous Potatoes are based on actual events from those times. "Blessed with that wonderfully extravagant and original talent for telling tall tales, Joe Cottonwood weaves a whopper that catches you up and rockets you overland as Willy hitches himself on to one crazy adventure after another. . . Willy 'Crusoe' Middlebrook, anonymous fugitive, naive suburbanite, sexual suicide, husband on the run from Philadelphia and St. Louis to the sky-high Rockies of Idaho . . . " -Black Swan"Philadelphia may never be the same again." -Cleveland Plain DealerThis podcast is rated deep R for bad language and occasional scenes of funky sex. And a lot of joy.Author's note: I wrote this novel forty years ago as a cockeyed love letter to the USA. I was a young man without children. Now I am a grandfather. A few of the passages, as I review them now, could make a grandfather blush. Nevertheless I have resisted the impulse to censor any youthful excess. I've also let stand the passages that would now be deemed Politically Incorrect. They are an accurate rendition of the times (1973).
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1. FamousPotatoes-01 - Famous Potatoes | I was a nice boy from the suburbs. | 5/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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2. FamousPotatoes-02 - Famous Potatoes | St. Louis: I woke up shivering... | 5/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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3. FamousPotatoes-03 - Famous Potatoes | St. Louis: Two days later, Elaine visited alone... | 5/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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4. FamousPotatoes-04 - Famous Potatoes | Champaign-Urbana | 5/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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5. FamousPotatoes-05 - Famous Potatoes | He looked intelligent, but I suspect... | 5/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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6. FamousPotatoes-06 - Famous Potatoes | Return to suburbia. | 5/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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7. FamousPotatoes-07 - Famous Potatoes | Welcome to Philadelphia. | 5/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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8. FamousPotatoes-08 - Famous Potatoes | The business game. A working girl, a city woman. | 5/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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9. FamousPotatoes-09 - Famous Potatoes | Christmas was a lonely time... | 5/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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10. FamousPotatoes-10 - Famous Potatoes | You stupid idiot. | 5/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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11. FamousPotatoes-11 - Famous Potatoes | Funky Philly. | 5/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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12. FamousPotatoes-12 - Famous Potatoes | Running. Living. | 5/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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13. FamousPotatoes-13 - Famous Potatoes | Hunting jackrabbits. Finding Jedediah. | 5/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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14. FamousPotatoes-14 - Famous Potatoes | Searching for gold. A dog who hated snakes. | 5/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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15. FamousPotatoes-15 - Famous Potatoes | Finding gold ... and Jedediah. | 5/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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16. FamousPotatoes-16 - Famous Potatoes | Lawd, lawd, can't wait to see her again. | 5/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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17. FamousPotatoes-17 - Famous Potatoes | Saint Louee, Louee | 5/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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18. FamousPotatoes-18 - Famous Potatoes | To not consider the contrapositive. | 5/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 18 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
One star for GOOD effort, -4 bad story
I enjoyed the first novel by this author, this one is terrible. So crass it actually takes away from the story. Example, (not word for word but you get the idea) I was so nervous, I was struck by diarrhea, I hoped no one would see me taking a dump in the headlights of their truck. I deleted the rest of the story.
To the author: Be yourself. Write what you know. Obvious you were out of your element here. Don't let yourself fall so far into the filth, bad sex scenes & dirty language that the story itself is lost, plus it isn't funny.
Your first novel was good. This novel would have been good had you stuck with the main idea and left out all the garbage. Your choice of female narrator was great. You should let someone else narrate instead of yourself, you are hard to listen to, stick to writing! Before putting your book out there, have a few people you can trust review it, not family or friends, they love you, they'll lie.
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- Category: Literature
- Language: English
- © Some rights reserved, 2004-2005. Joe Cottonwood






