Fried Green Zombies
By John Allen
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Podcast Description
In this podiobook: Chett and Harry are two recently unemployed construction workers on their way to a weekend of beer, Southern Comfort, and frog gigging at their musty-rusted 1970's RV parked at their favorite hunting camp when they stumble on Bob, the mysterious, busty, burqa-clad, non-English speaking beauty just standing in the middle of nowhere on the side of dusty Nine Mile Cutoff in rural Bovina, Mississippi.Then all hell breaks loose. Their favorite pond is missing. They're being chased by truck driving zombies, dirty cops, UFOs and other ne'er-do-wells. Someone stole Chett's jacked up Scottsdale four-by-four. Zombies are traipsing around their trailer, and crazy Uncle Crank is trying to feed them zombie chicken for dinner.Aided by a classic computer nerd, a crazy man wielding a frying pan, and a space babe who gets nekkid any time someone turns out the lights, follow Chett and Harry as they battle their way across the rural countryside and ultimately save the world.Why is their pond missing, and why did the Dodge of Death spring from the muddy crater left in its center? Who is Bob and why is she so good with shotguns? Why are they being chased by two really skinny, pale, bald, goatee-clad wierdos? What is the dirty county sheriff hiding? And will Chett and Harry ever make it out alive?
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 1 (Chapters 1-8) - Fried Green Zombies | Chapters 1 - 8. Chett and Harry spill their beer and stumble upon Bob, the mysterious, busty, burqa-clad beauty standing idly on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. | 5/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 2 (Chapters 9-14) - Fried Green Zombies | Chapters 9-14. Chett and Harry try unsuccessfully to drop Bob off at a gas station. They bail on Clay, only to call him later when they land in a heap of trouble. A high-speed chase ensues. | 5/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 3 (Chapters 15-22) - Fried Green Zombies | The Sheriff gets involved, someone stole Chett's truck, and the group heads to Uncle Crank's where they are offered the finest in zombie chicken. | 5/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 4 (Chapters 23-29) - Fried Green Zombies | Chett finds out who stole his RV, Clay meets Bob, and zombies start popping up everywhere. | 5/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 5 (Chapters 30-38) - Fried Green Zombies | The Sheriff starts getting pissed, Roscoe and Earl crush some penguins, and Clay hacks a microwave. | 5/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 6 (Chapters 39-43) - Fried Green Zombies | Roscoe and Earl sober up, the computer gets bitchy, Wally and Detective Moses interview Mrs. Hensworth, Chett and Harry decide to try to leave town but have a little fender bender. Clay gets in a really bad situation. | 5/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 7 (Chapters 44-49) - Fried Green Zombies | Chett yells at Harry for not taking the trash out (because it comes back to life), the Sheriff mildly tortures Clay, Chett and Harry face the end, Roscoe and Earl watch some exciting TV, and Clay does a little shadowboxing. | 5/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 8 (Chapters 50-53) - Fried Green Zombies | Chett and Harry head towards the bright light and find the Lord, but it's the wrong one, and Bob goes to church. | 5/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 9 (Chapters 54-57) - Fried Green Zombies | Chett and Harry take a scenic trip, Roscoe and Earl scratch their heads, and Wally curses the demons at the cell phone company. | 5/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 10 (Chapters 58-59) - Fried Green Zombies | Wally gets up from his nap, and Chett and Harry check out a recent ninety-degree mobile home remodling job. | 5/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 11 (Chapters 60-62) - Fried Green Zombies | Chett and Harry make a discovery, Wally blows some stuff up, the Sheriff hits the water, Chett and Harry get butterflies in their stomachs, and Bob runs her mouth. | 5/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 12 (Chapters 63-64) - Fried Green Zombies | Roscoe and Earl discuss the finer points of beaconing, and the RV crew discovers that the dead do not make good traveling companions. Especially in large numbers. | 5/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 13 (Chapters 65-70) - Fried Green Zombies | The Sheriff takes a relaxing boating trip, Clay and Bob get crafty, zombies make good Country Music fans, Roscoe and Earl still don't have a clue, things don't go well for the remaining RV crew, and Earl gets a clue, but it's too late. | 5/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fried Green Zombies - Episode 14 (Chapters 70-72) - Fried Green Zombies | And then... Hell breaks loose. All of it. | 5/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 14 Episodes |
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- Category: Literature
- Language: English
- © Some rights reserved, 2004-2005. John Allen
