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By Jacquetta Szathmari/Katie Kazimir
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Comedians Katie Kazimir and Jacquetta Szathmari tell you how it is or how it should be
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ExplicitEp. 38: Presidents Day 2012 | Please enjoy our Oval Office themed podcast. We get down to presidential tacks on: A Brief History of Presidents Day New Federal Holiday: Break Day The Worst US Presidents Jefferson’s Super Secret Bible Editing Ivanhoe Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter Bloody Andrew Jackson Who was Calvin Coolidge Representing? Obama LIVE! Presidential Advice on Advice: Clinton to Obama More About George Washington Vice Presidential Dueling The Hassle of Slave Owning We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and roll deep with us on Tumblr . Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 2/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHYKI 37: Valentine’s Day 2012 | Happy Valentine’s Day and mad love from HYKI. Enjoy our Vday themed episode in which we spread the love on: AARP Love Advice: When Grandma gets Some Strange 1,001 Ways to be Romantic Valentine’s Day: Another Pagan Holiday Gone Mild Ancient Valentine’s Day Key Parties How Katie and Jacquetta don’t do Valentine’s Day Valentine’s Day in Japan and Korea White Chocolate and Marshmallows TWIB: Jason Bateman Eats a Lamb Chop Love Advice from the Bartender Courtly Love NOT Courtney Love We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 2/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHYKI 36: Are All Guys A-holes? | HYKI is thrilled to interview Amber Madison, author of “Are All Guys Assholes”. We got down to the bottom of: Friend with Benefits vs. Hooking up with a Dick Where the Boys are NYC How to Pick Up Guys How to Spot an A*****e at 50 Paces Texting with A******s The A-Hole Tester App And of course Are All Men A******s? Buy “Are All Guys Assholes” on Amazon.com A-hole Tester App is Free on ITunes until Valentines day. About Our Guest Amber Madison is a nationally noted sex and dating expert and the author of the books Hooking Up, Talking Sex with Your Kids, and Are All Guys A******s. She appears regularly in the media and is Seventeen’s sex and dating advice columnist, as well as an award-winning lecturer who speaks nationally. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 2/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp 35: Exposure | We’re back. Sorry for the lag; blame the flu. In this week’s episode: Discount Celebrity: Ashton Kutcher vs. Josh Hartnett TWIB: Jason Bateman, DO SOMETHING Listener Email with Complements and a Saucy Jason Bateman Pic Advice on Advice: The Right Way to Not be Right More Public Nudity Cockfighting: Apparently a State’s Rights Issue Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds Unmasked Twitter is the New Resume Facial Recognition Software and You And much more… If you have an idea for our discount celebrity segment, disagree with our discounts, have Jason Bateman News or just want to say hi drop us a line. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter @heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 1/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHYKI 34: In Praise of MLK Day | We are all about civil rights and civil liberties, which is why we are tackling the follow in our latest missive: How to Deal with Workplace Bullying A Young Katie Narrates Her Own Bully Struggle The Story of Emmett Till Harlem: Not as Black as it Used to Be Rick Santorum's Obsession with your Vajayjay How Portugal does Racism Racists Just Don’t Know How to Act New Hampshire Bins Affirmative Action (and the NAACP doesn’t care) The Bill of Rights in B Minor And more We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 1/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHYKI 33: Welcome to 2012 | Welcome to 2012. We are ringing in possibly the last new year of human existence with 40 minutes of this: Our NYE Recap The Week In Bateman: Happy Birthday Bateman! The Old “cat meat stew” Caper Discount Celebs: Joaquin Phoenix vs. Vincent Gallo Advice on Advice: Sex Chat Room Entry Porn in Public And much more We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 1/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp 32: 2011 Year End Review | HYKI takes a long hard look back at the hot mess that was 2011 and brings the following memorable moments to light: Biggest Bisexual News Stories Down with Mashups 8 Glee The Death of Doritos Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Canning 8 Layaway Depression Era Chic The Cult of Betty White HYKI Man of the Year: Pepper Spray Boo on Congress, Boo We Say! Reality TV the Kazimir Way Resolutions and Predictions Prepping to Serve Alien Overlords y mucho mas We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail and New Year’s Resolutions to be read on-air to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP HAPPY NEW YEAR!Download Standard Podcasts | 12/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp: 31 Get Your Shop On | HYKI is concerned about your safety and is here to support you through your holiday shopping. This episode is specially engineered to help you get through the aisles in tact. Roll deep (electronically) with us at the mall. We provide you intell on: Black and Blue Friday Recap Prep for Pepper Spray/Ninja Tactics Beating Parking Lot Aggression with Passive Aggression Inappropriately Hot Toys for Tots Advocating Great Sex before Shopping The New Snuggie on the Block Desperate to Downsize: Hiding a Job Loss at the Holidays TWIB (The Week in Bateman): Olivia Wilde’s Giant-ass Forehead pt.2 Creating Xmas Memories Listener Mail! We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 12/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp: 30 Holiday Survival Guide ‘11 | In this fine young cannibalistic episode we explore the ins and outs of holiday survival wherein: Jacquetta Learns the Meaning of Kwanzaa C-Notes for All How to have a party at home Competitive Holiday Games (or not) Holiday Survival for Married Folk Making Your Own Traditions Adam Sandler vs. Rob Schneider Booze and Being the Problem And much more Intro and Interlude: The Crooked Christmas Song by Dory Previn We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 12/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode: Panamania! | In a very special mini-podcast HYKI does Panama! Katie visits Jacquetta while she is down south availing herself of Panama’s superior medical facilities and chilling in the Casco Viejo--and boy does she have some adventures. Find out about Katie and: The Wild Dog Situation Hungry Monkeys Fit Soldiers The President’s Moustache Improv en Espagnol Y mucho mas… We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Download Standard Podcasts | 12/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp 29: Post Tday Freakout | Thanksgiving is over—and that’s something we at HYKI are very thankful for. Pleasse enjoy this post Tday episode in which we cover the following salient issues: Miami’s Silicone Tranny Alley Recreate wedding photos from a failed marriage TWIB (The Week in Bateman) Arrested Development is Back! Discount Celebs: Viggo Mortenson (The Road) vs. Andrew Lincoln (Walking Dead) Delta Flight 666 Natalie Wood Mystery starring Christopher Walken Y mucho mas We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 12/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 28: Sweet on Improv | HYKI is thrilled to have interviewed the “illegitimate grandfather of improv” Jeffrey Sweet. Jeffrey Sweet is a playwright, screenwriter, lyricist, critic, journalist, teacher, performer, theater historian, and director. He's also the author of Something Wonderful Right Away—an oral history of Second City, and two books on playwriting: The Dramatist’s Tool Kit, and Solving Your Script. Sweet’s The Value of Names, and numerous other plays, have been produced around the world on stage, TV, and radio, featuring actors such as Helen Hunt, John Astin, Nathan Lane, Jack Klugman, and Richard Kind. The solo show, You Only Shoot the Ones You Love (a fascinating anecdotal history of improvisation and comedy) was performed in Chicago’s Fillet of Solo Festival, and the New York Fringe. Sweet serves as a member of the Council of the Dramatists Guild, is a member of Ensemble Studio Theater, and is an alumnus of New Dramatists. He contributes a regular column to the magazine, Dramatics. Follow Mr. Sweet on facebook for updates. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 11/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 27 Happy Thankskilling | It's the most stressful time of the year...and HYKI is there for you with our annual Tday Podcast. Find out how we do in the holiday season and how our founding father first did. It ain't pretty, but it's true. House Native Americans Thanking the Almighty for the Plague The Pilgrim to Booze Ratio Where not to Hide Porn at the Holidays Jason Bateman Co-stars with Olvia WIlde and Olivia Wilde's 8head Lobster Fest 2011 Fine UK Food: The Toast Sammich and much much more Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Unintentional background music provided by the band in the studio next door who forgot to close the door. Download Standard Podcasts | 11/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 26 Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting | Brevity is the soul of wit. In this pint-sized HYKI we entertain and are entertained by sketch heavy weights Katie Hartman and Leah Rudick of Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting. We get the skinny bitch on: How They Got Their Name What's Wrong with Them Absinthe and Sketch Comedy Taint Lickin' Fun The Undeveloped and Overexposed Life and Death of Deena Domino (their latest opus playing now at The PIT) y mucho mas... Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting is a sketch comedy troupe from the cement bosom of New York Titty. Katie Hartman and Leah Rudick met at Sarah Lawrence College started making poop jokes immediately. Since graduating they've been tearing up the NYC comedy circuit with their unique brand of sketch and songs, performing at Upright Citizens Brigade, Caroline's on Broadway, the People's Improv Theater and many more. Their show at the 2009 Edinburgh International Fringe Festival was named “Biggest Revelation” by The Guardian. Other festivals include: Sketchfest NYC, Los Angeles Comedy Festival, Women In Comedy Festival (Boston), Ladies Are Funny Festival (Austin), Capital Fringe (DC), Out Of Bounds (Austin). Check out their videos on youtube. Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP Download Standard Podcasts | 11/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 25: Hey BOO Know It | Happy Halloween. We're not afraid to bring you this new episode featuring: The Celebration of Jesusween Ghost Hunters: Not 1 Ghost to be Found What Scares Katie and Jacquetta Paranormal 4: Herman Cain Free Willy: 13th Amendment Rights and Orcas Jason Bateman Vs. Adam Scott and a lot more scary stuff Please Enjoy Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunesDownload Standard Podcasts | 10/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 24 The Infestation of Katherine Heigl | It's head to head and toe to toe and such salient issues as: Discount Celeb: In the Stables- SJP Vs. Katherine Heigl TWIB (The Week in Jason Bateman): Another Dandy Quote HYDKI (Hey, you didn't know it): I bought a laptop made of paper! Advice on Advice: How to Gorge Oneself at a Buffet on the DL Some Friars Wish Montezuma's Revenge y mucho mas Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunesDownload Standard Podcasts | 10/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 23 Stomping on My Self Esteem | In Epsiode 23 we get down to brass tacks on: Ann Taylor and Demi Moore go back in time Katie's Brief Tenure at Tifiany's Advice on Advice: Solid Teen Advice on Being a Grenade HYDKI (Hey You Didn't Know It) Obsessive Phone Calls in the Hague TWIB (The Week In Jason Bateman): Can't Get Arrested Development Discount Celebrities: Vivica Fox vs. Halle Berry Is Obama the New Will Smith? y mucho mas... Get in Touch with HYKI Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunesDownload Standard Podcasts | 10/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 22 Fairly Legal | HYKI gets to tawkin' law with guest Greg Zenon, Esq. In this episode we debate: How to win the war against your locker This Week In Bateman: How Jason Bateman enjoyed his youth (wink, wink) Lessons on walking small Tips on how to beat the breathalizer Celebrity Discount: Gerard Butler vs. Russell Crowe Why colonics and bathrooms go together Not so secret disclaimer: Greg is Jacquetta's husband Get in Touch with HYKI Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunesDownload Standard Podcasts | 10/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 21 Tuck and Cover | Luke Ward, hand model and sitcom revivalist writer for To Be Continued..., joins HYKI in the studio to weigh in on: Extreme Nail Biting Vampires: The Need to Feed Advice on Advice: That Darn Mrs. Web Small Wonder, Night Court, and an All Black "Friends" To Be Continued Freaky Ass Dave Coulier Larry From Three's Company Dance Mom's Bear Gryll's Enema San Fran's Nude Ban y mucho mas Please enjoy! Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema Get in Touch with HYKI Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes. More about our guest When reruns don't cut it, there's To Be Continued... Each month the TBC Players put on a brand new episode of a classic sitcom, written just for you. Not a lost episode, not a script lying around the writer's room, but a completely original take on your favorite shows. More than just fan fiction, To Be Continued...brings you back to TV when changing the channel meant getting up and turning the knob. So show us that smile one more time, move on up to the East Side, and come to the show where everybody still knows your name. Twitter- @2BContinuedShow Download Standard Podcasts | 10/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 20 I Kissed Tom Selleck Again | HYKI welcomed hardcore standup comic Asie Mohtarez into our midtown studio rental to talk about pretty much everything under the sun including: The NYC Comedy Scene Her Past, Present and Future TWIB (The Week In Bateman): More gay quotes How to Get a Kiss from Tom Selleck (again!) Celebrity Discount: Josh Radner vs. Jason Biggs HYDKI (Hey you didn't know it): Hey Greece, lenders want collateral... Advice on Advice: How to Deal with Customer Service Headscarf Brawl at Rye Playland Would you date a redhead? y mucho mas Please enjoy Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema Get in Touch with HYKI Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes. Asie Mohtarez is an Iranian-American comedian living and performing in New York City. She began studying improv and acting after several failed attempts at fulfilling her immigrant parents' American dreams of her becoming a doctor-lawyer-engineer. You can find Miss Mohtarez performing stand-up around the city at Comix, Comic Strip Live, Broadway Comedy Club and The New York Comedy Club. She's been featured on CNN, the Boston Women's Comedy Festival, Glamour, Time Out NY and NY Magazine and blogs regularly asie.tumblr.com. Twitter- @AwesomeAsie. Download Standard Podcasts | 9/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 19: An Interview with a Virgin | The Virgin Lambright We spent time in the studio with virgin, Alexis Lambright talking about all things virginal including: "The Alexis Lambright Tell-A-Thon: Combating Adult Virginity" at the Magnet Theater (Fri. 9/23, 7pm). In our little chat we touch on these salacious topics: The Virginity Myth Technical Virginity Hymens Sexy Advice on Advice The Matter of Size Steven Hawking A Nun's Habit How Not to Give it Away y mucho mas Please enjoy. Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema Get in Touch with HYKI Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes. Alexis Lambright is an Ohio-born actor/improviser living in Brooklyn. Alexis has studied and performed improv at the Magnet Theater and the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. She is the creator of the one-woman show "The Alexis Lambright Tell-A-Thon: Combating Adult Virginity" and she also performs with FUNKLE TODD, and all-female improv group. Follow her on Twitter @AlexisLambright or friend her on the Book of Face.Download Standard Podcasts | 9/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 18: Advice on Advice | See, what you need to do is... This very special HYKI is all advice all the time. In fact, one might say it's advice gone wild. If you are ready for some hot real advice on advice action, you are in the right place. We critique advice on: Ladies' Choice: How to Negotiate when Buying a Car (Dr. Phil) Lockdown Love: Waiting for a Man in the Clink (Anon) Take my Son, Please: Boarding a Neighbor's Kid (Mrs. Web) The Dead Beat Club: Cutting off a Sister (Ask Amy) This Charming Man: Dealing with His Schlongy Friend (Mrs. Web) Please Enjoy Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema Get in Touch with HYKI Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.Download Standard Podcasts | 9/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp 17: Chachi Gone Wild | Huzzah, HYKI Gets Medieval on your Hindparts A great debate on the merits of the Maryland and Tuxedo, NY Renn Faires Discount Celebrities: Rosario "Big Mouth" Dawson vs. Zoe " black Salt" Soldana TWIB (The Week In Bateman): Jason Bateman is no Scott Baio HYDKI: Girls Gone Wild founder in hot co-ed water Advice on Advice: How to "Deal" with Lawyers in your Co-op Diamonds at Costco some surprising intra-segment music an "Easter egg" y mucho mas Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema Get in Touch with HYKI Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook. We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.Download Standard Podcasts | 9/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 16: The First Birthday Show | On August 30th, 2011 HYKI Turned 1! In honor of one whole year on the planet we bring you the birthday show. Birthday Advice on Advice Full-Priced Celebrity Birthdays A 40K Bday party for a one year old...in Staten Island How we like to celebrate our respective birthdays Many, many thanks to all Please enjoy. Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema Get in Touch with HYKI Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+. Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.Download Standard Podcasts | 8/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp 15: Get Away from Me 470 | Back on the scene, both crispy and clean. And, we're back. Just in time for lunch. Snack on this: TWIB: (the week in bateman) Find out what "decent" actor Jason Bateman is up to this week. Advice on Advice: We critique some horrid advice on how to deal with cheap ass in-laws. Discount Celebrity: Tom Green vs. Jamie Kennedy (shouldn't they be free?). HYDKI (hey you didn't know it): A man tries to buy illegal drugs online and gets ripped off. Who knew? Listener feedback: Two iTunes reviews and one gripe Hunger strikes. What's the deal? Native American paybacks. Get sovereign with it. and much, much more... Please enjoy. Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema Get in Touch with HYKI Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+. Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.Download Standard Podcasts | 8/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp 14. The Dirty Nude Flashmob | Now Weekly and with 15 Pieces of Flair We are sticking to our schedule of a new show each Monday. Get ready for episode 14 wherein Jacquetta discovers how to use garageband and Katie figures how to make a recording studio with her bare hands. Also, learn about the following in our regular segments: This Week in Bateman: a new quote about gay people because he just won't quit Advice on Advice: How to Make Friends, but not really HYDKI (hey, you didn't know it): Exiting Workers are More Disgruntled Discount Celebrity: Jason Statham vs. Daniel Craig. We think Craig is seriously biting on his style with Cowboys 8 Aliens But wait there's more! Is the military teaching cockroaches to dance? Flash mobs- how they started and how they went ballistic in Philly 50 people get nude for 1 minute on Wall Street and they call it art Filthy money that smells like, well, you know... listener mail transitional music y mucho mas... Please enjoy. Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema Get in Touch with HYKI Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+. Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.Download Standard Podcasts | 8/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 13: Soon to Be Named | Coming to you weekly, as promised! Here we are at lucky episode 13 and our home-podcasting skills have already matured in two episodes. Tune in to hear why: Jason Bateman declares that by definition "gay is smart" good editing skills are the best cure for narcissism Kevin (de)Kline is almost twice the actorman as Hank "Gargamel" Azaria you just can't run like a banshee modern toilets are as good as they ought to get yet another animal escaped a NYC zoo the new debt deal does NOT matter and much, much more Plus a surprising sound effect. Get in Touch with HYKI Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+. Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.Download Standard Podcasts | 8/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 12 Minty Talk Hole | Oy, we made it. HYKI is back and we promise never to leave you at the off ramp like that again. HKYI has gone DIY. Sisters are doing it digitally for themselves and we'll be bringing you a new episodes each and every week. Bear and learn with us as we navigate the tricky e-waters of home podcasting. But what we may lack in tech savvy we will make up for with sheer rapier wit-and we learn fast. So without further ado we bring you our twelfth episode featuring 2 new segments: The Week in Bateman: Updates on the actor we love to support, but whom we don't actually love or find sexually attractive. Hey, you DIDN"T know it: Reportage on oblivious people living among us. And off course, we have these old chestnuts: Advice on Advice 8 Discount Celebrity Corner Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+. Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! Following the lead of The Black Guy Who Tips, we will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.Download Standard Podcasts | 7/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOuting a Cheater, James Spader, and the Ark Park | We take things back to 1967 and kick it old school. In the meantime we discuss the wide wide world of hate, peace in the Middle East (ha) the gay 90s, trucker etiquette, rentafriend.com, the executive elevator, Kentucky's Ark Park, listener mail, the discount Thor movie, Richard Greico vs. you know who, James Spader vs. Peter Sarsgaard, the one reason a man should do Yoga, how to find your purpose in 20 minutes, advice on advice and a whole lot more. Please enjoy. If you like what you hear, please email us at heyyouknowit@gmail.com Find us on twitter @heyyouknowit or facebook Please leave us a review on ItunesDownload Standard Podcasts | 6/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Rapture, Cosmo, and Ron Perlman | Well, obviously we made it. Or we have been left behind and by we I mean you as well. In this episode recorded during the May 21st 2011 Non-Rapture event Jacquetta and Katie read actual listener mail and reveal their drag queen names. They dish the dirt on such diverse topics as easing in and out of a cleanse, the gay agenda on mass transit, how to survive the "rapture", atheist dog rescue, white trash vs. ghetto, weave snatching, how to trick/pick up a man, Hobo with a Shotgun vs. Hellboy, Jon Cryer and Matt Broderick: snivelers or not, the swagger of Sheen, and a little more. If you like what you hear, please email us at heyyouknowit@gmail.com Find us on twitter @heyyouknowit or facebook Please leave us a review on ItunesDownload Standard Podcasts | 5/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRupaul’s Shangela, Lizard People & the 2011 HKYI Balls Out Bachelorette Party | The results are in on the "Actor with the Best Yell Poll, inspirational drag queens like Shangela Laquifah Wadley, how to look thinner using pinstripes, architectural features and a loud voice, curing hoarding with kerosene and a match, Katie's broke-ass childhood summer games, Jacquetta - theatre school drop out, street whisperers, bachelorette party time machine, dropping trou, a thriller themed male review, The Rock vs Vin Diesel, and a lot more.Download Standard Podcasts | 5/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMatt Modine, Ms. Tyler Perry & the Oldest Princess | A fake "Vogue" almost fools the HYKI crew, cats for Passover, Paul Giamatti as Ben Bernanke vs. fellow on-screen schmo Steve Buscemi, the poverty of language, collateral death obligation, is Tyler Perry all about "coonery", and who cares about the next royal wedding. Please enjoy.Download Standard Podcasts | 4/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRelationships, Injustice, and Jason Bateman | From our secret Bushwick studio with whole wheat snacks, cans of Red Bull and visions of grandeur we bring you the much awaited Episode 7. We have a new format, but our most popular segments, Discount Celebrity Corner and Advice on Advice, made the grade. We hope you enjoy our latest e-opus and look forward to your feedback. Please enjoy, Hey You Know It #7 featuring: The new St Patrick’s Day in Hoboken If Dr. Phil can tell you if your man will cheat and why Why Icelanders should have had slaves Who is the real discount Jason Bateman How Obama ruined Kwanzaa Our big ass trailer park nation How I got sucker punched on the A train We'd love to hear from you. Email, facebook or twitter to us and we'll respond.Download Standard Podcasts | 3/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOh Yes They Will Downsize | We've decided to release this popular duo as a single. It's the sad, but oft told story of the intersection of rampant globalization, the outsourcing phenomenon and corporate greed set to a snappy and familiar tune (baby it's cold outside). Happy Holidays and we hope your job is still there when you get back to work. It’s true what they say (I hear they just may downsize) Call Center moved away (I hear they just may downsize) I want to avoid… (Been hoping that they were lies) Bein’ unemployed (Accountings dropping just like flies) I’m really starting to worry (The end’ll come in a hurry) I’ll be next to be shown the door (You’re shookin’ up to your core) Clean out my desk in a flurry (And I think you better hurry) I’ll have to get work as a w***e (More like you’ll be cleaning a floor)...Download Standard Podcasts | 12/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 6 Work: How to Get Ahead | This is our last episode of the decade, so enjoy it. We know times are tough. The economy is suicidal, unemployment is high, unemployment insurance is low and polticians are sitting on their thumbs like we elected them to be bemused and collect fat pensions. We are here to help with stellar advice on how to get a job using robo-interviewers and trickery as well as tips on how to get ahead at work through some good old fashioned ass-kissing, emulation, and low level espionage. In addition we critique some horrible job advice and as always in the celebrity corner we debut some excellent celeb discounts and comparisons. Bonus Track: The hit-esque single "Oh Yes They Will Downsize" in two-part harmony. Happy New Year!Download Standard Podcasts | 12/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 5 Fears and Phobias | In this episode Katie and Jacquetta delve into the world of fears and phobias: various common fears, the origins of fear (in utero and out), advice on advice on how to overcome the phobias of failure and public speaking, the slight differences between Marky Mark 8 Matthew "alright alright JKL" McConaughey and the even slighter differences between Bills Pullman and Paxton, and snakes who sunbathe. In addition, there is a musical number at the end. Well the musicality is debatable, but it's there.Download Standard Podcasts | 11/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHYKI Holiday Survival Guide | The holidays are almost upon on and the use of the preposition "upon" is but one clue as to how much we are looking forward to them. We give you tips on how to make it from Thanksgiving to Kwanzaa with a heady mix of Vegas, booze, pop psychology, and denial. See how Vince Vaughn measures up against his oft co-star (meh) P. Van Horn, get advice on advice, find out how certain monotheists deliver the mail, and much more. Please enjoy. Happy Festivus.Download Standard Podcasts | 11/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicitep. 3 Augmentation: Add Men | And we are back. After a brief hiatus we bring you Episode 3: Augmentation wherein we discuss the many good reasons for plastic surgery, assess the talented Pam Anderson Vs. Heidi Montag, address chin-plants, answer crucial listener mail, and much, much more. Please enjoy.Download Standard Podcasts | 10/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEp. 2 The Supernatural: Real and Imagined | Supernatural or paranormal, Michael Cera vs. Jessie Eisenberg, parajokes, advice on ghost advice, paranormal at the movies | 9/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWe’re on the air | Szathmari and Kazimir weigh in on faith in the political process, Sam Rockwell vs. G Ribisi, don't vote, Obama McDonald's joke | 8/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 40 Episodes |
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