I Am Not A Pumpkin
By Lynn Lau & Corene Brown
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Podcast Description
It's a podcast. We're behind it. You know how it is. Listen in on comedic conversations between Lynn Lau and Corene Brown.
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61 - "Everything Leads Back to Magic Mike" | Corene and Lynn discuss Corene's new button-maker, Magic Mike, and the Great Gatsby trailer. This week's topics: Movie Madness, Pekoe's Peccadilloes, In the News. | 5/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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60 - "Why Mess With Perfection" | Corene and Lynn discuss the upcoming Van Helsing remake, GI Joe: Retaliation, and Attachments. Technical hiccups mean a short podcast and bonus outtakes at the end. This week's topics: Movie Madness, Whhhhhhhyyyyy? | 5/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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59 - "Ripple Their Way Out" | Corene and Lynn discuss Lynn's recent vacation, hockey/TV violence, and Magic Mike. This week's topics: Television Tragedies, Movie Madness. | 4/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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58 - "Stuffing All Over the Ground" | Corene and Lynn discuss their Pooh personalities, cute animals, and Shame. This week's topics: In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, Movie Madness. | 4/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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57 - "Some Violating of the Prime Directives" | Corene and Lynn discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation, racist Air Canada ads, and bawling on public transit. This week's topics: In the News, Television Tragedies, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Movie Madness. | 3/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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56 - "Pulsing in Morse Code" | Corene and Lynn discuss vibrating phone tummies, Dickens in America, and Alien. This week's topics: In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Movie Madness. | 3/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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55 - "And the Abyss Said 'Moo'" | Corene and Lynn discuss a book Which Shall Not Be Named, Cobblestone "Crazy House" Manor, and Ian Tyson's cafe. Corene's melodic numbers are worth half the trauma Lynn went through. This week's topics: Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta. | 3/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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54 - "Revolution, Baby!" | Corene and Lynn discuss Corene's Dickens obsession, Mary Wollstonecraft, and the recent NHL trade. This week's topics: In the News, Discussing the Past, Whhhhhhhyyyyy? | 3/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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53 - "Bite Your Nose Off" | Corene and Lynn discuss conservatives against birth control, Valentine's Day, and bad hockey teams. This week's topics: In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Television Tragedies, Movie Madness, Canadian Factoids. | 2/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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52 - "All the Murders That Happened Around Me" | Corene and Lynn discuss 1990s China, the harrowing Canadian tourist visa, and Lynn's flaming rage against a certain anti-choice goalkeeper. This week's topics: Discussing the Past, In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy? | 2/9/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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51 - "Do You Really Want to Base Your Judgment on Tumblr?" | Corene and Lynn discuss Native appropriations, Pekoe's vet visit, and trying to understand Game of Thrones. This week's topics: In the News, Pekoe's Peccadilloes. | 2/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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50 - "You're the Eeyore to My Pooh" | Corene and Lynn discuss their Chinese zodiac signs, Wheel of Fortune, and Flowers in the Attic. This week's topics: In the News. | 1/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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49 - "Minus Forty-Six: Just Like Syphilis" | Corene and Lynn discuss dinosaur survival tactics, the latest Sherlock episode, and Ella Enchanted. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, Pekoe's Peccadilloes, Television Tragedies, Movie Madness. | 1/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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48 - "Joys of Dog Ownership" | Corene and Lynn discuss Pekoe's humble beginnings, Stephen Harper's foreign gay marriage policy, and Darrell Hammond's autobio. This week's topics: Pekoe's Peccadilloes, In the News. | 1/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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47 - "Oscar Wilde and Bram Stoker Make the Better Couple" | Corene and Lynn discuss banished winters, the latest Sherlock, and Corene's hated book so far. A technical glitch means you miss the majority of the Jo-March-pseudo-dad conversation, which might be for the best. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, Television Tragedies, Whhhhhhhyyyyy? | 1/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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46 - "The Bad Guy is a Train!" | Corene and Lynn discuss Unstoppable, Amish vampires, and Corene's 600 books in 2011. This week's topics: Movie Madness, Television Tragedies, Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta. | 12/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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45 - "Fifteen Inches" | Corene and Lynn discuss the return of Bookslingers, problematic lists, and the quintessential Sherlock Holmes. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, Movie Madness, Television Tragedies. | 12/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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44 - "The Speckled Band" | Corene and Lynn discuss disappointing books, rotating royalty, and Sherlock Holmes. This week's topics: What Should Maelie Read?, Movie Madness. | 12/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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43 - "Gave Birth to A Muppet" | Corene and Lynn discuss in full-on, cracked-out glory the Muppets movie, Breaking Dawn, and Mr Darcy: Vampyre. This week's topics: In the News, Movie Madness, Whhhhhhhyyyyy? | 11/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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42 - "It's A Binary!" | Corene and Lynn discuss the upcoming Breaking Dawn movie, Corene's face-maiming, and problematic sexy-list rankings. This week's topic: Movie Madness, Pekoe's Peccadilloes, Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta. | 11/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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41 - "Unbendable God of Thunder" | Corene and Lynn discuss Corene's surprise birthday present, terrible Albertan exports, and the Snow White and the Huntsman trailer. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, In the News, Movie Madness. | 11/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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40 - "Do Your Own Hammer" | Corene and Lynn discuss epic horny hats, Loki's spider-horse baby, and Canadian beaver teeth. This week's topics: Canadian Factoids, In the News. | 11/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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39 - "Orlando Bloom is No Tim Curry" | Corene and Lynn discuss the latest Three Musketeers movie, an angry Sgt Troy, and insane romantic comedies. This week's topics: Movie Madness, Television Tragedies, Whhhhhhhyyyyy? | 11/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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38 - "I Feel So Bad, Duckface" | Corene and Lynn discuss TCM, a bitter Pekoe, and classy flood dramas. This week's topics: Television Tragedies, Pekoe's Peccadilloes, In the News, Movie Madness. | 10/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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37 - "Killer Gas" | Corene and Lynn discuss with great fervour the recently released Avengers trailer, Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, and female "foil" characters. This week's week: Movie Madness, In the News. | 10/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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36 - "Screaming Hairy Armadillo" | Corene and Lynn discuss naked Canucks, hair rags, and dead fridges. This week's topics: Canadian Factoids, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, In the News, Movie Madness. | 10/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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35 - "The Poor Man's Nathan Fillion" | Corene and Lynn discuss pumpkins-slash-winter squashes, Word on the Street, and the upcoming Avengers movie. This week's topics: Corene Cooks!, Anti-Adventure in Southern Alberta, Movie Madness. | 10/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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34 - "Groovy Hippie Baby" | Corene and Lynn discuss Corene's tiny houseguest, a recap of Banff adventures, and literal glass houses. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, Movie Madness, In the News. | 9/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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33 - "Humping the Line Between Cute and Ugly" | Corene and Lynn discuss Corene's dogsitting capers, bears eating Hamlet, and bloody sheets in Bon Temps. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, In the News, What Should Maelie Read? | 8/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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32 - "He Diiiiiiiieeeeeed!" | Corene and Lynn discuss chocolate Jesus, Captain America failures, and John Diefenbaker's railway car. This week's topics: Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, In the News, Movie Madness, Canadian Factoids. | 8/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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31 - "Wanna Ride on My Rainbow Bridge?" | Corene and Lynn discuss the Lethbridge Thor sighting, poking movie plotholes, and the creepyness of Giles. This week's topics: In the News, Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, Movie Madness, Television Tragedies. | 7/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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30 - "She is My Captain" | Corene and Lynn discuss Star Trek slug-babies, raccoon attacks, and Transformers slash. This week's topics: Television Tragedies, In the News. | 7/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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29 - "What Does It Do, Just Fog You to Death?" | Corene and Lynn discuss Tiger Balm, dispensable women on Star Trek, and aggressive anthem choices. This week's topics: Television Tragedies, In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Canadian Factoids. | 7/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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28 - "There's An Edward Scissorshands One!" | Corene and Lynn discuss Will and Kate in Calgary, garden skulls, and goth My Little Ponies. This week's topics: In the News, What Should Maelie Read?, Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta. | 7/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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27 - "Beautiful Moose/Polar Bear-Infested Land" | Corene and Lynn discuss honeymoon capitals of the Commonwealth, Daytripper, and Corene's Werner Herzog impression. This week's topics: In the News, What Should Maelie Read?, Pekoe's Peccadilloes. | 6/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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26 - "Corpse in the Face" | Corene and Lynn discuss lawnmowing innuendoes, Corene's rabid cowboy poetry festival experience, and Anya's Ghost. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, In the News, What Should Maelie Read? | 6/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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25 - "Like A Chunky Teddy Bear" | Corene and Lynn discuss the Vancouver riot, Tudor deaths, and cowboy poetry festivals. This week's topics: Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, In the News, Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta. | 6/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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24 - "Maybe It Was A Gardening Metaphor" | Corene and Lynn discuss vampire cowboys, Game of Thrones, and pakoras. This week's topics: In the News, Television Tragedies, Corene Cooks! | 5/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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23 - "Stephen Harper is No Hal Jordan" | Corene and Lynn break down the recent Canadian elections, its similarities to Green Lantern, and Conan the Barbarian. Also, as a special bonus, outtakes from past podcast recordings! This week's topics: In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Movie Madness. | 5/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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22 - "Like A KISS Concert" | Corene and Lynn merrily dissect the royal wedding, with highlights including Georgia O'Keefe hats, tipsy Canadian commentators, and lack of pyrotechnics. This week's topics: In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy? | 5/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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21 - "Slippage is the Least of My Worries" | Corene and Lynn discuss Malaysian boot camps, naked Spanish gyms, and Skynet pickup lines. This week's topics: In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Canadian Factoids, Movie Madness. | 4/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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20 - "Liechtenstein Ripped Off Their Anthem!" | Corene and Lynn discuss time-travel bans, taking over Liechtenstein, and Harper wrongs. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Canadian Factoids. | 4/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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19 - "His Abs Were Made By Science" | Corene and Lynn brave Corene's flu to talk about Wallander, Canadian political shenanigans, and maids for Singaporean soldiers. This week's topics: Television Tragedies, In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy? | 4/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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18 - "A Smouldering Look Over the Battlefield" | Corene explains Canadian politics to Lynn, along with little princesses and endless movie reboots. This week's topics: Canadian Factoids, In the News, Television Tragedies, Movie Madness. | 4/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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17 - "Ninja Paleontologists" | Corene and Lynn discuss appropriate archaeologists, Sucker Punch vs Disney, and Passions. Also, Corene's fantastic rendition of the Coronation Street theme song. This week's topics: In the News, Movie Madness, Television Tragedies. | 3/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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16 - "First They Came for the Tomatoes" | Corene and Lynn discuss what not to say during times of tragedy, bad romance/action movie devices, and True Blood. This week's topics: Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, In the News, Movie Madness, Television Tragedies. | 3/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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15 - "Jane Eyre is Like Spiderman" | Corene and Lynn discuss tramp stamps on Hawaii Five-0, the upcoming Red Riding Hood and Jane Eyre movies, and razors. This week's topics: Television Tragedies, Movie Madness, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, In the News. | 3/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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14 - "Speaking of Badass" | Corene and Lynn discuss car key misadventures, '90s boybands, and Highlander. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, In the News, Television Tragedies. | 3/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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13 - "He Did Not Shag A Peacock" | Corene and Lynn discuss Tom Hardy, the upcoming Thor movie, and randy Greek gods. This week's topics: Corene Cooks!, Movie Madness, In the News, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Pekoe's Peccadilloes. | 2/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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12 - "'Scuse Me A Moment, I Have to Go Murder Her" | Corene and Lynn discuss bad dating choices by politicians, upcoming comic book movies, and best worst lines in a novel. This week's topics: In the News, Movie Madness, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, Canadian Factoids. | 2/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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11 - "Like A Witch!" | Amidst a bad news week, Corene raves to Lynn about discovering fresh food, great bad movies, and a Happy Chinese New Year. This week's topics: Corene Cooks!, In the News, What Should Maelie Read?, Pekoe's Peccadilloes. | 2/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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10 - "So This is What I Missed in the '80s" | Corene and Lynn discuss Thundercats in relation to He-Man, the lack of Chuck disguises, and the British monarchy. This week's topics: Television Tragedies, Whhhhhhhyyyyy?, In the News. | 1/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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9 - "I'm Gonna Go With Gonorrhea" | Corene and Lynn discuss snow-fences, the latest Hawaii Five-0, and inappropriate rings of fire. Basically, way more soundbites than is legal. This week's topics: Anti-Adventures in Southern Alberta, In the News, Television Tragedies, Pekoe's Peccadilloes. | 1/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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8 - "But Have You Seen Slovenia?" | Corene and Lynn discuss hula hoops, the dearth of female friendships in YA novels, and head-butting dogs. This week's topics: In the News, What Should Maelie Read?, Winner of the Week. | 1/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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7 - "First Goth Ukelele-Player" | Corene and Lynn try to filter through the new year's bad news, Southeast Asian geography, and Hawaii Five-0. Also, a sneak peek at lyrics to the podcast's theme song! This week's topics: In the News, Winner of the Week, Television Tragedies. | 1/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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6 - "Don't pick on Uruguay!" | Corene and Lynn discuss knitted cow bras, Canadian national treasures, and Hereville. This week's topics: Pekoe's Peccadilloes, In the News, What Should Maelie Read?, Canadian Factoids. | 12/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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5 - "I Have No Dog" | Corene and Lynn discuss Pekoe's regurgitative system, survival shows, boats, and movies to watch. This week's topics: Pekoe's Peccadilloes. | 12/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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4 - "In the Face with Hydrochloric Acid" | Corene and Lynn give listeners an extra-long podcast as they discuss high school science horrors, Albertan rat patrols, MacKay's lemon curd, and movie eyebrows. This week's topics: Pekoe's Peccadilloes, In the News, What Should Maelie Read? | 12/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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3 - "A Blinged-Out Washer and Dryer" | Lynn and Corene discuss Chuck Norris, home cooking, Brazillian porcupines, and William Tell. This week's topics: In the News, What Should Maelie Read? | 12/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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2 - "Was It Better Than GI Joe?" | Corene and Lynn try to mellow out last week's hyperness by discussing drifting snowdrifts, goats, Karl Urban, and Terminator. This week's topics: What Should Maelie Read?, Television Tragedies. | 11/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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1 - "Go-oooooo-rrrrds!" | Corene and Lynn discuss gourds, breaking into cars, 'Allo 'Allo, and Men With Brooms. This week's topics: Pekoe's Peccadilloes, Anti-Adventures in Alberta, Canadian Factoids. | 11/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 61 Episodes |
- Free
- Category: Comedy
- Language: English
- © Lynn Lau and Corene Brown. Image banner (c) Lynn Lau
