I Can't Believe I'm a Loser
By Paul Waude, Daniel Mitchell
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Podcast Description
Follow the weekly misadventures of two losers. Laugh with us. Cry with us.
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ExplicitEpisode 53 | Sometimes things get heavy. | 5/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 52 | This week we learn the definition of scrotum, and we both have heart attacks on air and die. FOR YOU. We do it all for you. It's always been you. It's not you it's us. We also claim to be experts about pretty much everything EXCEPT LOVE. However, we have both felt love, and it made us uncomfortable. No biggie. | 5/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 51- Aaron Schroeder | Now is the spring of our disco-tent. This time we invite Aaron Schroeder into the pain arena and we HIT HIM WITH HARD QUESTIONS. He tells us about Willie Nelson's TOUR BUS; Tyler, TX's strict PAINTBALL LAWS, what it's like to FRENCH KISS, and Paul cleanses our palate with a tale of REDEMPTION and listening to CHUMBAWUMBA. | 5/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 50! | This week we ruminate on our own show. Paul makes a montage of some of your favorite ICBIAL moments set to soothing ukulele music, and it brings up some deep emotions. We also get back to arguing about mundane life events (four way stops), and Daniel confesses a new pastime that Paul does not understand. Watch us RISE and FALL, simultaneously. | 4/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 49- Rachel Ratner | This week we introduce ourselves to one: Rachel Ratner. She helps us to understand 311 and SUBLIME and we tell her campfire-style stories about when we used to go FISHING. We also synchronize swim, learn how to lose that last 20 pounds before we get married and we cross another food off our EATING BUCKET LIST. Please enjoy responsibly. | 4/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 48 | Hello. This week we douse ourselves in urine and throw caution to the wind. We also grow our wings anew and redeclare our love for each other. It. Is. Stunning. ALSO: eyelid talk, Paul's back pages, and our own personal suicide invoice. It's not HEAVY, it's HOTTY. | 4/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 47 | This week we welcome back Daniel from his trip to Spring Training!!! He describes in detail almost seeing someone die in LA, and the feeling he experienced when he SOCKED A DINGER!! We also open up two humongous CANS OF WORMS! And then we discuss Paul's declining health and religion. | 3/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 46 | Back and weirder than ever. We talk about porno for way too long. | 3/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 45- Matt Nyce | This time we have comedic polymath Matt Nyce over for a nice healthy dose of reality. Basically we just talk about the merits of making out with Colin Quinn. I am being dead serious. Please support us by listening and doing as much FRENCH KISSING as you can possibly muster. | 2/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 44 | Happy VALENTINES DAY!!! This week we zip something up in our pants that we shouldn't, Paul counts sheep in his sleep and calories on his IPHONE, we both VISIT A RAVE; we also re-open the SKY DUMP can of worms, walk in on someone using the toilet, and play rap wars until we are bloody and pulpy. I gave you VD. | 2/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 43- TV Coahran | Who does number two work for?? This week we let TV Coahran of GGNZLA Records and SPURM see all of our WARTS! He liked them enough to write us some jingles and help us FIX OUR LEAKY ROOF! Also: what it sounds like when our parents have sex, RAP Games is a WAR, TV steals a football and we set a new bet. CHECK PLEASE! | 2/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 42 | Shake my hand, SHAKE IT!! This week we dissect the lyrics to "Big Empty" by STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, we hang out in the TRUST-TREE HOUSE and tell our most embarrassing board game stories!!! What's up with RAP WARS, you ask?............FIND OUT!!! These are the eyes of disarray. | 2/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 41- Shannon Perry | ¡Hola Chicas! This week we invite the EXTREMELY TALENTED Shannon Perry to talk us down off a ledge. We hit up Gay Marriage, find a pay station for being prostitutes, we infect a few people with a FEW DISEASES, and we plan our VERY FIRST KEGGER!!! Oh, and Daniel wrote RAP WARS this week, DIG. | 1/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 40 | I don't mean to boast, and I don't mean to brag, BUT this week's episode is the RAW, UNCUT DOPE!!! We wonder who will find us when we die, argue about being JERKS to each other, finally discuss the whole DOG FECES IN THE AIR situation, and we DECIDE ON A RAP WARS BET!!! You'll be pleased when you listen, so will we. | 1/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 39- Bradley Depew | HOLY JUNK, we are back to talk 2012 into oblivion! This week Professor of NATURAL FEELINGS Bradley Depew is our guest. We invite him into our world of projectile vomiting, rollerblading, snakebites, stinky cheeses and the ethical dilemma faced when you find a twenty dollar bill in the gutter. PLUS: RAP WARS and a QUIZ Daniel wrote ABOUT HIMSELF! | 1/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 38 - Joshua Fingert | We missed you! Sorry this is so late -- this year we promise to get our game strong. The PowerHour (60 shots of beer in 60 mins) sorta backfired on us. Then we get real sappy/lovey dovey. Happy New Year! | 1/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitChristmasisode | Ho Ho Ho, now I have a machine gun. | 12/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 37 | HEY WHAT'S UP?? This week DIRTY STANK DOG and the Lil COCKER DANIEL penetrate DEEP into sordid stories of: PENETRATION, PRE-MATURE EJACULATIONS, RAGING SOFT-ONS and the ABCS of DIRTY WORDS. Need I say more? It's dirty, revealing, and revelatory. LISTEN//SHARE!!!! | 12/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitElissa Ball - Episode 36 | Whoa, we just got SO WOO-WOO!! This week Elissa Ball introduces us to crystals, Tarot, Haiku, and incense! Also: Paul sings the theme to Cheers in it's ENTIRETY, we spot AMANDA KNOX STEALING PISTACHIOS RED-HANDED, we SYNC-UP and discuss the rigors of SPOTTING, and introduce new stakes to RAP WARS. Listen up, we are totally trending so hard right now! | 12/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 35 | This week we get back to our roots: JUST THE TWO OF US STYLE! Re-live a time when one of us HAD OUR V-CARD taken away, listen to an intense debate about whether a vampire is ALLOWED TO JOIN THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL SQUAD, why are DADS such DADS? AND: a very special NOCTURNAL EMISSION! Clean your house and LISTEN UP. | 11/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 34 - Mark Jaffe | This week we open our doors to our first FLY-IN guest: the inscrutable MARK JAFFE! Find out how long you have to wait in a NEW YORK HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM when you get a bottle smashed over your head, LISTEN TO GROWN MEN WHO HAVE SHARED LOVERS, and welcome our newest game: JAFFE WARS! Download post-hastily!! | 11/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 33 - Carlos Lopezzz | This week we invite the INPENETRABLE Carlos Lopez into our zone! Also: we find a hot trustafarian, we dip tampons in holy water and SUCK ON THEM, Carlos hides a secret in a CARDBOARD BOX, and we all admit to having SHRIMPS IN OUR POCKETS. WISE-UP, GET REAL, LISTEN IN!!! | 11/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 32 - Brian Standeford | This week we are joined by artist and musician extraordinaire Brian Standeford. Paul thinks he’s dying. Brian gets propositioned at a party. Potential mistresses have the cops called on them. Daniel sneezes twice. Listen hard and go to Brian’s art show 11.10.11 at Bauhaus coffee on Capitol Hill. | 11/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTech Diffs Brah | Ever wonder what it sounds like when Daniel talks to himself in a large living room where a cat is puking? WELL YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! Finally, our equipment turned on us, OR Paul's mom's house is CURSED.... WHICH IS IT? I say both. Sorry for the tease, but not really. See y'all next week! | 11/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 31 - Jamey Braden Von Mooter | Hey, WHAT'S UP? This week we invite JAMEY BRADEN into our nest! Find out if Paul is a HEDGEHOG or FOX, find out WHICH DOMESTIC ANIMAL Paul made (half) blind, does Daniel sound more excited than usual? AND Jamey introduces to a new dish: DIAPER GRAVY. LISTEN TO OUR HUMAN VOICES!! | 10/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 30 - Eli Moore | This week we are joined by our main dog Eli Moore of the band LAKE. Things get raw. An old lady has her mind erased by sex. Paul has a breakdown while doing show research. Rap games is a war. We have too much to drink and forget to talk into the mics at times. | 10/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 29 - Greg Flores | This week we play CLUE with talented designer/publisher GREGORY FLORES, Paul takes us deep inside STRIPPERS, MURDER WAS THE CASE that Daniel gives Matthew Broderick, BEARDS ARE LICKED, and we spice things up by talking about LOSING OUR VIRGINITY. LISTEN UP! | 10/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 28 - Abigail Vehorn | This week we have our first guest, Abigail Vehorn of Lesbian Biologist! It's a wild one. Discover the mystery of last week's missing episode. Hear stories of self-pleasure and tight ruining. Unfortunately none of us will ever be president. | 10/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 27 | Straight out of COME TALK, this week Paul makes it clear that he wants to make Daniel orgasm in public, for one week only DANIEL IS THE STRAIGHT MAN, we find (and fund) a fair that MURDERS DOGS, and, well, Paul is really funny this week(!). LISTEN TO OUR VOICES!!!!! | 9/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 26 | This week in DUDES ON DUDES: we substitute douchebag for chazz, change our clothes in the gym silently, EAT ROOSTER EGGS, discuss russian literature, and WE CONVERT THE CATHOLIC EXTRA POINT (for the jewish god). LISTEN AND SHARE!!!! | 9/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 25 | We are back, did you miss us? This week sharks eat PIG CHUM, Paul SHOOTS ZOMBIES, Daniel CRIES IN A TEXAS BAR, birds and turtles STOKE OUR FLAMES, and as always: QUIBBLING ABOUT SEMANTICS IN A FUN WAY! Did you miss us? | 9/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSUMMER ANNOUNCEMENT | We're taking a short breather, but we hope your summer is siiiiiiiiiiiiick! | 8/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 24 | This week: two people who can never know each other fully talk about: LOVE, MARRIAGE, BATHING IN THE NUDE VS. WITH A T-SHIRT ON, and THE DEBT CEILING. We also take a pee break, pretend we are each other, and debate which word is the most OFFENSIVE. | 8/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 23 | This week Paul turns a three year old against Daniel, we QUIBBLE over weather, Daniel is amazed at how hard it is to CLOSE A BRIDGE, Paul impregnates a BLUE ANGEL, and we both find out what happens when we stop being polite, and start SLEEPING IN A PORT-A-POTTY!! | 8/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 22 | Welcome to the Jungle, we have fun, games, everything you want, we know the names. Paul is COSMIC, Daniel is JUDGEMENTAL. Also in this episode: the capitol hill JOCK PARTY, Kelly Bundy, Hate B***rs, and we REFINE FRENCH CUISINE! SHARE WITH YOUR COUSIN! | 7/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 21 | Have I ever shown you my gorilla impression!?! This week: Paul is sorry for everything he "said", Daniel is back in the SADDLE, we meet Middle School Head, find a rare Camel Toe and we both die. I love you, Mom. | 7/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 20 | This week we delve deep into Paul's psyche: Why does he want to beat up middle aged men? How much power does he require? When was the last time he "b***r-planed"? Daniel asks the heavy questions, Paul opens up his WET HEART. YOU NEED TO HEAR IT TO BELIEVE IT! | 7/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 19 | Episode 19! This week we unearth the mysteries of machu picchu, and find out that we have been DATING EACHOTHER for 5 years! Paul realizes HOT GIRLS GOT IT EAZY, Daniel bums a ride from his favorite baseball player, and we both take MUSHROOMS. | 7/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 18 | WE ARE LEGALLY ABLE TO BUY CIGARETTES!!! This week Daniel makes an accidental birthday call to his friend, Paul discovers a cell phone vid of a SEX PARTY he forgot he attended, Bank of America has DRIVE-THRU capabilities, Daniel blows up a car with MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE in the back of his mind, and Paul realizes that he needs to make a list of girls he wants to TONGUE KISS. Brought to you this week by Analog Coffee. | 6/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 17 | EPISODE 17: When was the last time you told a lie? This week in PAUL'S gym routine finds him using his KEGELS for evil, DANIEL uses an ancient form of JAPANESE POETRY to blackmail his coworkers, we both use father's day as an excuse to try out new SEX TOYS, and we both WALL-SIT for PEACE. Plus: Rap Wars fans our flames and F-Yeah//F-You cools our jets. | 6/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 16 | We are ready! Daniel wakes up at a PHISH concert covered in FIRE ANTS, Paul gets a ROGUE sodlier in a rough part of town, BOTH OF US STIR EACH OTHER'S TURDS (with surprising results), we dig deep into America's new obsession with HUMAN BREASTS. TAKE WARNING! | 6/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 15 | WE'RE BACK! refreshed from vacation, we find out if DANIEL blacked out at his own art show where he drank his friend's spit then swapped spit with another friend; PAUL goes to chicago and sees the infamous "chicago SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES", DANIEL shows brain in his cut-offs; PAUL eats the ROSWELL alien, and acquires a harem of 16 year olds, AND we play a new game. | 5/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 14 | When the Turd is STIRRED:: this week we discover an amazonian plant that hand sanitizes, we promise to do things we find uncomfortable if 100 people "like" us on facebook, paul remembers when he pretended he didn't have parents, and daniel thieves baseball cards and dave matthews band bootlegs while cutting tufts of pubic hair and getting a sprite can of urine thrown on him. LISTEN//SHARE!! | 5/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 43 Episodes |
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