ILLUSIONOID
By Illusionoid
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Podcast Description
A bi-weekly improvised comedy podcast in the style of old-time radio shows like Inner Sanctum or X Minus One, Illusionoid is performed by Paul Bates (CTV's Dan For Mayor, Second City), Lee Smart (Comedy Network's 5th Quadrant, Second City) and Nug Nahrgang (Dark Rising: Summer Strikes Back, SyFy's Scare Tactics). In the distant future, humanity has its last stand against the tyrant computer ILLUSIONOID. A lone survivor sends messages backwards through time in hopes that he can provide a warning of the danger to come. Will you heed his warnings? Open your ears and hone your senses, for without immediate action, none can escape the future that is ILLUSIONOID. Like our page on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/ILLUSIONOID
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Explicit22nd TRANSMISSION: THE POWER OF THE MINED (LIVE) | Recorded live at Comedy Bar in Toronto, Ontario, Canada on April 14, 2012. From the audience suggestions of "telekinesis" and "coal shoveling" comes our 22nd fable from the future. One lazy coal miner digs up trouble for all mankind as he releases a demon that grants him his greatest desire... sadly, that desire is to remain lazy and squander his new power. Magic, mining, and moments of madness... and maybe Illusionoid? It's our 22nd episode THE POWER OF THE MINED. | 5/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit21st TRANSMISSION: DOOM SEED | A case of mistaken identity leads to the garden of evil as two men plant the crop that could spell the end of the Earth! Will they reap what they sow, or will humanity find its way through the thick underbrush of horror? And does evil plus plant equal Illusionoid? Get out your gardening tools and prepare your minds to be fertilized with our 21st tale of terror... DOOM SEED! | 5/9/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit20th TRANSMISSION: ATOMIC HORROR FROM BELOW | It's our Emerald Episode! When a weekend vacation goes horribly wrong, can three friends find freedom from tunnels of terror? Who will survive? What is that noise? Will there be hot chicks? Where are those margaritas? Can you believe we're at 20 episodes already? Illusionoid's seed finds purchase in the ATOMIC HORROR FROM BELOW! Special thanks to Danielle Meierhenry for the title suggestion! | 4/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit19th TRANSMISSION: IDENTICAL QUINN | In the future, the army needs scientists that know what they are doing. Sadly, Quinn and Randy are not those scientists. But will a freak accident show them the way to success through the sincerest form of flattery... imitation? And will the flattery continue when this science is assimilated by Illusionoid? Join us and our special guest star SEAN CULLEN (Last Comic Standing, MAD TV, The Sean Cullen Show, & The Sean Pod Podcast) as we discover the origins of the future's most unlikely hero... IDENTICAL QUINN! | 4/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit18th TRANSMISSION: COSTIGAN’S NEEDLE | The Secret Society of Strange Old Men returns! A game of cards becomes much more than for which they ever bargained. A paradox machine is/was/will be built. What secrets do they uncover... or have they uncovered... or will they once had uncovered? And where/when/why is Illusionoid the product of this infernal contraption? Tenses are tense and the end is the beginning, for no one knows when will appear... COSTIGAN'S NEEDLE! | 3/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit17th TRANSMISSION: HIGH TREASON OF THE WITCH – LIVE! | Recorded LIVE at Comedy Bar in Toronto on October 23rd, 2011! We went to the audience for our title suggestion and were not disappointed! When a supernatural mystery rears it's head only one man can solve the case… MAX MAGUS! With his Asian assistant Wong at his side, can Max Magus infiltrate a tribunal of witches to save another witch? Why would he do such a thing? And how does Illusionoid fit in? Find out in this thrilling live episode: Max Magus in High Treason of the Witch! | 3/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit16th TRANSMISSION: TANK REYNOLDS-MOLE MASTER | One man's research into mysterious soil samples leads to the discovery of a sinister plot from beneath the earth... and perhaps his own legacy. Might mastery of moles mean much more mayhem for mankind? May mole mind manipulation make more motivation for Illusionoid? MAYBE! Join us on our jungle-venture TANK REYNOLDS: MOLE MASTER! | 2/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit15th TRANSMISSION: SPACE BLIND DATE | Our Valentine's Day episode! Meeting that special someone is hard enough but in the future it's even harder! Blind dates are legally necessary! Online dating allows one man to meet the woman of his dreams, but allows that woman a chance to escape her captor! Can love bloom in the cold vacuum of space? How can you make out in a space helmet? Are your online dates selected by Illusionoid's evil tendrils? It's time for romance in our fifteenth episode: SPACE BLIND DATE! WITH SPECIAL GUEST STAR COLIN MOCHRIE (Who’s Line Is It Anyway?, The Drew Carey Show, Trust Us With Your Life) ! | 2/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit14th TRANSMISSION: SIGN OF MAGUS | When the forces of evil combine science and magic for their own diabolical means, there's only one person that can thwart them… MAX MAGUS! With his Asian assistant Wong at his side, can Max Magus stop the nefarious Professor Carstairs from taking over the world? What hidden horrors await our occult consultant? And does this merger of science and magic give rise to the birth of Illusionoid? Find out in this week's transmission: SIGN OF MAGUS! | 1/31/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit13th TRANSMISSION: (QUEST FOR) THE BREWERY OF THE HORSEHEAD NEBULA – LIVE! | Recorded LIVE at Comedy Bar in Toronto on October 23rd, 2011! We went to the audience for our title suggestion and were not disappointed! In the future, a hard day's work will be rewarded with an ice-cold beer… but that beer's main ingredient is mayhem! Who is responsible? Why is Professor Carstairs involved? Is this keg of catastrophe the catalyst for ILLUSIONOID? Get yourself a cold one and enjoy our first live recording and our 13th Transmission: (Quest for) The Brewery of the Horsehead Nebula! | 1/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit12th TRANSMISSION: PANTS OF ETERNITY | The future holds many wondrous treasures but none so sporty as the Pants of Eternity. A secret society forces a young man to fetch the everlasting slacks for their own evil ends. Will mankind walk the path of the well-tailored? Does that path lead to Illusionoid's drawers? Special guest star Colin Mochrie (Who's Line Is It Anyway?, The Drew Carey Show, Trust Us With Your Life) straps in for our dozenth adventure: PANTS OF ETERNITY! Happy New Year! | 1/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit11th TRANSMISSION: SILENT NIGHT, HOLY S**T! | Future Christmases will be marred by the arrival of the Platypodians! Can a few human survivors make it a happy holiday amongst the atomic waste and laser fire? Special guest star Sean Cullen (Last Comic Standing, The Producers, The Sean Cullen Show, & The Sean Pod Podcast) joins us for our eleventh transmission: SILENT NIGHT, HOLY S**T! | 12/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit10th TRANSMISSION: THE GREAT SPACE PRISON CAPER | Prisons of the future are impenetrable! Can one man, armed only with his skilled friends, save the woman he loves from such a fortress? And where is ILLUSIONOID's evil tendril in all of this? It's THE GREAT SPACE PRISON CAPER! | 12/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit9th TRANSMISSION: INVASION OF THE CYBERNETIC CYBERFREAKS | The future brings the inevitable joining of man and machine, but it also brings forth war between man and cybernetic man! What will become of humanity? And what role does ILLUSIONOID play in this conflict? From a title suggested by "Smykael" on our website, it's INVASION OF THE CYBERNETIC CYBERFREAKS! | 11/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit8th TRANSMISSION: THE LUCIFER DEVICE | Finally, Professor Carstairs appears to present his latest creation: The Lucifer Device! But his closest competitor is ready to pounce on any mistake he may make. Certain doom through unchecked science is at hand... but is this Lucifer Device a harbinger of Illusionoid, or something else entirely? | 11/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit7th TRANSMISSION: CREEPING CORRIDOR | Haunted houses are the worst! But never more so than on this terrifying night. Two young men stumble into a living labyrinth of supernatural activity. Does the key to Illusionoid's creation lie in the world of magic or science… OR BOTH? Enjoy the Halloween havoc of CREEPING CORRIDOR! | 10/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit6TH TRANSMISSION: SPACE GOLD RUSH | The search for gold leads humanity to Mars, but what they find there is much more rare... and much more dangerous! Will our lust for gold bring about our demise... and bring us one step closer to the creation of ILLUSIONOID? From a title suggested by Dylan Wade Jolley on our Facebook page, here's Space Gold Rush! | 10/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit5TH TRANSMISSION: VERDICT: ANNHILATE! | It's another urgent message from the future for the past! The Last Man In The Universe warns of corporate sponsorship and the annihilation of the universe! But who wants to destroy us? Who casts the deciding vote? And will Illusionoid destroy us... or OWN us? Find out in the fifth episode... VERDICT: ANNIHILATE! | 9/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4TH TRANSMISSION: WHITHER SATURN? | Warm up your Time Radios for another transmission from The Last Man In The Universe. In the future, explorers from Earth will travel to Saturn... but to what end and why? What awaits them could mean the end of all mankind... and how does this connect to ILLUSIONOID? Find out in the 4th episode: "Whither Saturn?" | 9/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTHIRD TRANSMISSION: TIME GOAT | It's time for the third transmission of the last man in the universe. (Really, he should have a name...) In the future, farms will be exactly as they are now. But what we farm could bring devastation to time itself... and bring about the creation of ILLUSIONOID! Behold the haunting bleat of TIME GOAT! | 8/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSECOND TRANSMISSION: SPACE COURT | It's time for the second episode of Illusionoid! What message will the lone survivor send from the future to us now? Wait no longer! Please enjoy SPACE COURT! | 8/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFIRST RE-TRANSMISSION: BURY THE MOON | We've added a fancy new introduction to the podcast, making it the show we want to make. Please download and enjoy the full-scale galactic nonsense that is BURY THE MOON... DELUXE! | 8/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFirst Transmission | Here’s the secret project we’ve been working on for a while. Paul Bates, Lees Smart and Nug Nahrgang are Illusionoid. After winning the Globehead tournament at the Bad Dog Theatre, they decided that improvising together was fun… especially when the content is sci-fi-based. So, they improvised in front of a microphone in the style of old time radio, going back to add in sound effects and music after the fact. No other editing takes place. Enjoy the first of what we hope will be many episodes of ILLUSIONOID. Subscribe in iTunes | 7/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 23 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
A classic theme with modern wit
This is not your grandfather's radio broadcast. This is not your grandchildren's podcast. This will take you back in time and into the future all at once.
Boom!
Very funny stuff.
Tune in your Time Radios!! Unique. Hilarious. Totally worth it.
Give this totally improvised, retro sci-fi radio drama a chance, and get ready to laugh!
Working from nothing more than ridiculous title suggestions from fans, these three talented comedians (Paul Bates, Nug Nahrgang, Lee Smart) weave together twisted, ridiculous, and side-splittingly funny stories in the style of old time radio shows.
Recorded in one take and edited only to add sound effects, you get the hear the stifled giggles and endearing character name fumbles, along with the mind-bendingly creative narratives and unexpected (even by the guys in the recording studio) plot twists.
You never know what you're going to get when you tune into Illusionoid - but you're also never disappointed!
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