Jay and Silent Bob Get Old - SModcast.com
By Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith
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No Trench Coats. No Hair Extensions. Bound for the Grave.
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 82: Need Mewes Tonight | All Mewes got is this moment, twenty-first century's yesterday. Mewes can care all you want. Everybody does yeah that's okay… (Recorded live at the Palais Theatre in Melbourne, Australia 4/26/12) | 5/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 81: Mewes Got the Look | Mewes got the look, Mewes got me hooked, shor-nuff do be cooking in my book. (Recorded live at The Tivoli Theatre in Brisbane, Australia 4/19/12) | 5/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 80: Mewes Thought | Mewes came through in a zoot suit, pin stripe lookin' too cute. (Recorded live at The Astor Theatre in Perth, Australia 4/18/12) | 5/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 79: It Ain's Mewes | I've been searchin' all over for someone I can tell my troubles to. Searchin' all the wide world over. Is it Mewes, is it Mewes. (Recorded live at the Emerald City Comic-Con in Seattle, Washington 4/1/12) | 5/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 78: Mewes Must Have Been A Beautiful Baby | I can see the judges' eyes as they handed Mewes the prize. (Recorded live at the Watseka Theatre in Watseka, Illinois 3/30/12) | 4/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 77: Why Can't I Have Mewes | A carousel up and down, just like Mewes. (Recorded live at the Redford Theatre in Detroit, Michigan 4/13/12) | 4/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 76: May Mewes Never | May Mewes never lay his head down without a hand to hold. May Mewes never make his bed out in the cold. (Recorded live at the Festival Theatre in Edinburgh, Scotland 2/19/12) | 4/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 75: Mewes Gotta Be | Mewes gotta be bad, Mewes gotta be bold, Mewes gotta be wiser. Mewes gotta be hard, Mewes gotta be tough, Mewes gotta be stronger. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando, Florida 3/16/12) | 4/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 74: Texas Was Mewes | A heartache I'm still trying to get through. Texas was Mewes. (Recorded live at the House Of Blues in Dallas, Texas 3/13/12) | 3/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 73: Mewes Got A Friend | Close your eyes and think of me and soon I will be there. (Recorded live at the Carolina Theater in Durham, North Carolina 3/15/12) | 3/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 72: To Be With Mewes | I'm the one who wants to be with Mewes. Deep inside I hope you'll feel it too. (Recorded live at Fargo Theatre in Fargo, North Dakota 3/6/12) | 3/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 71: Ive Gotta Get A Message To Mewes | Well I laughed but that didn't hurt. And it's only Mewes' love that keeps me wearing this dirt. (Recorded live at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland 2/22/12) | 3/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 70: How Can Mewes Mend A Broken Heart | How can Mewes stop the rain from falling down? How can Mewes stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? (Recorded live at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland 2/21/12) | 2/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 69: She's Got Mewes | I've got Mewes memory, or has it got me? I really don't know, but I know it won't let me be. (Recorded live at the O2 Apollo in Manchester, United Kingdom 2/17/12) | 2/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 68: I'm Looking Through Mewes | I'm looking through Mewes - Where did you go? I thought I knew Mewes - What did I know? (Recorded live at the Scotiabank Theatre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada 2/2/12) | 2/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 67: Call Mewes Cowboy | Branded by the land. Befriended by the wind. Mewes may never pass this way again. Kevin and Jason watch MALLRATS and reflect. (Recorded live at the Alamo Drafthouse in Houston, TX 1/6/12) | 2/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 66: Can't Get Enough Of Mewes Baby | When Mewes had to go, I hated the thought. I always wish the night was twice as long. | 1/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 65: Everything About Mewes | Let's just take it real slow. Forget about the clock that's tick-tick-ticking. (Recorded live at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, AZ 1/12/12) | 1/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 64: Mewes Can't Do That | Well it’s the second time I’ve caught Mewes talkin' to him. Do I have to tell Mewes one more time I think it’s a sin? (Recorded live at the McDougall United Church in Edmonton, Canada 12/8/11) | 1/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 63: Mewes Had Time | Mewes is a china shop and I am a bull. Mewes is really good food and I am full. (Recorded live at the Odeon Events Centre in Saskatoon, Canada 12/10/11) (PLEASE NOTE: The last 20 minutes of this episode suffered from a glitch in the recording, and are presented in the best possible form under the circumstances) | 12/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 62: Never Say Mewes Can't | Mewes taught me everything I know, and 'til this day it shows, he was more than just a friend. (Recorded live at the Burton Cummings Theatre in Winnipeg, Canada 12/11/11) | 12/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 61: Praise Mewes | We've come a long long way together, through the hard times and the good. (Recorded live at The Spatz Theatre in Halifax, Canada 12/12/11) | 12/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 60: What Was It Mewes Wanted | What was it Mewes wanted? Tell me again so I'll know what’s happening in there. What’s going on in your show. (Recorded live at The Vogue in Vancouver, Canada 12/7/11) | 12/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 59: Mewes Keeps Me Hangin' On | Red State is discussed passionately. With Jay. | 11/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 58: Mewes Don't Know How It Feels | Let me get to the point - let's roll another joint and turn the radio loud. (Recorded live at the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach, California 11/22/11) | 11/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 57: Mewes Don't Own Me | Mewes don't own me, don't say I can't go with other boys. (Recorded live at The Coach House in San Juan Capistrano, California 11/18/11) | 11/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 56: Everybody Loves Mewes Now | Baby all the lights are turned on Mewes. Now you're in the center of the stage. Everything revolves on what you do. Ah, you are in your prime, you've come of age. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas, Nevada 11/4/11) | 11/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 55: I Only Have Eyes For Mewes | My love must be a kind of blind love. I can't see anyone but Mewes. (Recorded live at the Castro Theatre, San Francisco, California 10/28/11) | 11/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 54: Mewes Might Think | Mewes might think it's foolish, or maybe it's untrue. Mewes might think I'm crazy, but all I want is Mewes. (Recorded live at the IGN Theater at New York Comic-Con, New York, New York 10/14/11) | 10/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 53: Mewes And I Both | Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me. Oh things are gonna happen naturally. (Recorded live at The Cout Basie Theater, Red Bank, New Jersey 10/8/11) | 10/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 52: Oh, Mewes Pretty Things | Don't you know you're driving your Mamas and Papas insane? (Recorded live at The Wilbur Theatre, Boston, Massachusetts 10/7/11) | 10/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 51: Like To Get To Know Mewes | Yes, I would like to get to know Mewes, if I could. | 10/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 50: Found Out About Mewes | Whispers at the bus stop. I heard about nights out in the school yard. I found out about Mewes. (Recorded live at the Mayo Performing Arts Center in Morristown, NJ 4/29/11) | 9/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 49: Mad About Mewes | Something 'bout Mewes right here beside me touches the touched part of me like i can't believe. (Recorded live at the Harris Theater in Chicago, IL 5/4/11) | 9/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 48: Mewes Send Me | Honest, you do. Honest, you do. Honest, you do. | 9/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 47: Mewes And I | It's been a long time since I came around. Been a long time but I'm back in town. This time I'm not leaving without you. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas, Nevada 8/13/11) | 8/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 46: A Better Version Of Mewes | Hey, little man, get up out of bed and wipe all the sleep from those eyes. I know that it's late, but we just couldn't wait to tell you our big new surprise. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas, Nevada 8/12/11) | 8/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 45: Getting To Know Mewes | As a teacher I've been learning - You'll forgive me if I boast - And I've now become an expert on the subject I like most. | 8/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 44: Mewes Got Me Hummin' | I don't know what Mewes got but it's getting to me. It makes my cold nights hot. Hot chills just go right through me. | 8/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 43: Mewes Really Got Me | Mewes got me so I don't know what I'm doin'. Yeah, Mewes really got me now. Mewes got me so I can't sleep at night. (Recorded live at the House Of Blues in San Diego, California 7/22/11) | 7/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 42: I Put A Spell On Mewes | You hear me? I put a spell on Mewes. Because you're mine. | 7/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 41: Mewes Oughta Know | Mewes, Mewes, Mewes oughta know. (Recorded live at The Pabst Theater, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 5/3/11) | 7/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 40: We Will Rock Mewes | Buddy you're a boy make a big noise playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day. | 6/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 39: I Will Take Mewes There | If only I could find a place where smiling strangers knew our faces, I would take Mewes there. | 6/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 38: I'm Happy Just To Dance With Mewes | I don't need to hug or hold Mewes tight. I just want to dance with Mewes all night. (Recorded live at The Midland, Kansas City, Missouri 5/2/11) | 6/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 37: Let Us Act Sneak Preview | Straight from PODDAMMIT! Hear Jason Mewes become an Ewok as the audience gets in on the act! | 6/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 36: If It Makes Mewes Happy | I come round, around the hard way. Bring Mewes comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread. SPECIAL GUEST: MISS SVETLANA | 5/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 35: Mewes Got It | Anything Mewes wants, Mewes got it. Anything Mewes needs, Mewes got it. Anything at all, Mewes got it. Baby! | 5/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 34: Only Mewes | Only Mewes can make this world seem right. Only Mewes can make the darkness bright. (Recorded live at the Ulster Performing Arts Center in Kingston, New York 4/30/11) | 5/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 33: It's All About Mewes | Yes Mewes makes my life worthwhile, so I told Mewes with a smile... It's all about Mewes. | 5/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 32: Can Mewes Feel The Love Tonight | It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer that we got this far. | 5/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 31: Mewes Decorated My Life | Mewes decorated my life, created a world where dreams are a part. | 4/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 30: Mewes Got The Touch | When all hell's breakin' loose Mewes'll be riding the eye of the storm. | 4/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 29: Something About The Way Mewes Looks Tonight | I can't explain but it's something about the way Mewes looks tonight. Takes my breath away. | 4/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 28: Mewes May Be Right | Mewes may be wrong, for all I know, Mewes may be right. | 4/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 27: Mewes Spins Me Around (Like a Record) | Mewes spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round round round. | 3/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 26: I Got Mewes Babe | I got Mewes to walk with me. I got Mewes to talk with me. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 25: Mewes Really Got A Hold On Me | Baby, I love Mewes and all I want Mewes to do is just hold me. Hold me. Hold me. Hold me. | 3/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 24: Never Gonna Give Mewes Up | Never gonna let Mewes down. Never gonna run around and desert Mewes. | 3/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 23: Mewes Can't Touch This | Thank Mewes for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet. | 3/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 22: Baby I'm A Want Mewes | Baby I'm a need Mewes. | 2/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 21: Baby, It's Mewes | It's not the way Mewes smiles that touched my heart. It's not the way Mewes kissed that tears me apart. | 2/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 20: Mewes Gives Love A Bad Name | Shot through the heart - and you're to blame! Mewes gives love a bad name! | 2/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 19: Mewes Light Up My Life | Mewes give me hope to carry on. Mewes light up my days, and fill my nights with song. | 1/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 18: Mewes Can Call Me Al | I can call Mewes "Betty", and Betty when Mewes calls me, Mewes can call me Al. | 1/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 17: Something About Mewes | You know there's something about Mewes, baby. So right. I wouldn't be without Mewes, baby. Tonight. | 1/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 16: I Wanna Sex Mewes Up | Come inside. Take off your coat. I'll make Mewes feel at home. | 1/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 15: I'll Have A Blue Christmas Without Mewes | Merry Mewesmas (or Christmewes)! | 12/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 14: Is Mewes Is Or Is Mewes Ain't My Baby | Maybe baby's found somebody new? Or is my baby still my baby Mewes? | 12/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 13: Knowing Me, Knowing Mewes | Knowing me, knowing Mewes, it's the best I can do. | 12/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 12: Loving Mewes | Loving Mewes is more then just a dream come true. And everything that I do, is out of loving Mewes. | 11/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 11: Nothing Compares To Mewes | It's been seven hours and fifteen days since Mewes took his love away. | 11/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 10: Mewes Shook Me All Night Long | To celebrate Halloween, the boys dress up. HEAR Jay and Silent Bob in the costumes that made 'em famous. | 11/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 9: I Didn't Mean To Turn Mewes On | I told Mewes twice, I was only trying to be nice, only trying to be nice. | 10/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 8: When I'm With Mewes | I never needed love, like I need Mewes. And I never lived for nobody, but I live for Mewes. | 10/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 7: Mewes Lost That Lovin' Feelin' | Mewes, never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips. | 9/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 6: Mewes Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby | I'll tell Mewes why. But Mewes wouldn't believe me. | 9/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 5: Mewes Be Illin' | The other day around the way I seen Mewes illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk that illin' punk and in his left hand was Bacardi. | 9/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay & Silent Bob Get Old 4: I'll Tumble 4 Mewes | Mewes acts a baby, Mewes tries to score, Mewes runs from guns for you, and so much more... | 9/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 3: With or Without Mewes | Slight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails he makes me wait... | 9/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 2: A Mewes Mint | In the battle for Caste Numbskull, He-Mewes falls to his mortal enemy, Skelehorse! | 8/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJay and Silent Bob Get Old 1: Behind The Mewesic | Hear harrowing tales of sex, drugs, and snoogans from the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Indie Film. | 8/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 82 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Awesome.
Funny, dirty, touching, fascinating, heartbreaking. Kevin Smith is a master storyteller & the extremely close and special relationship between him and Jason Mewes shines through the narrative, as they talk about their journey up til now.
Love the podcast eh!
Canada is listening. Can't wait to hear the rest of the story!!!
Kevin Smith is a genius
Easily my favourite storyteller on the internet. If you're a fan of smodcast this one will not disappoint.
