JoBlo.com's Geek Chicks
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Podcast Description
Every Friday on JoBlo.com, the "geek chicks" take to the microphones and discuss everything in the geek world including the upcoming weekend theatrical releases, as well as comic books, videogames and everything else that's interesting in nerd culture today, all with their acerbic fangirl point of view! This podcast also features interviews with celebrit ies and "cooking tips" (well, maybe for a certain type of brownie, wink-wink!). You can reach the girls at anytime at geekchicks@joblo.com.
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Imma eatchu now. | We also discuss recent rating issues for PROMETHEUS and BULLY. In the words of Ridley Scott "the little bastards will still get in anyway, so what's the difference?". There's also some sensitive and endearing coming-of-age stories from the girls. And more ALIEN talk. Ok, its basically an hour of us realizing we don't know jack about the AVP universe and frantically trying to educate ourselves. It's a fun ride. | 3/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: The Greatest Trailer Show on Earth | Did you guys bring the coffee? Cause we brought the Geek Chicks. In an effort to straighten up our act, we decide to be semi-professional and talk about all the latest trailers that have busted out. Except for THE AVENGERS. You should already know our thoughts on that. We discuss how corny DARK SHADOWS should be and why it's time to get the f*ck off Tim Burton. I mean, do you even really know why you're angry? "UHHH, PLANET OF THE APES SUCKED!" Using this excuse and typing it in caps does not help you plead your case. Sorry. We also talk about stealing Charlize Theron's beauty and lack of girly voice. I also pimp out my WALKING DEAD group more. Michonne!!! The Prison!!! So crawl out of your coffin and listen to our stimulating conversations. | 3/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Charmed, I guess. | Well, we finally gave into our inner vulvas (lolwut) and started talking about Hollywood gossip. Fear not, its pretty seedy and dark gossip. Not like, what some beige vanilla nobody wore to some boring gross awards show. (Nobody will ever come close to the fashion icon that is Cher Horowitz anyway) No, this is ick nast stuff. Make some popcorn. We talk about Charmed, which, if you've never watched, you should. Except the first season. Talk about a shitshow. We go on some fangirl tangents, so bring a Red Bull. It's Friday, and its probably raining, so come with us on a magical trip through creepy Hollywood, Halliwell manor and Stephen Fry's loins. Bring your towel. | 3/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Bruce Lee's Got Swagger | Friday, Friday, Geek Chicks gotta get real on Friday. This podcast we casually run through some news and discuss the traumatizing moments of television. Never hide in the fridge kids. Jaci does not care about THE AVENGERS. Like you didn't already know that. I bring up Eric Foreman's achievements but leave off starring as Venom because, well, you know why. Next week, we have a fun new installment ready for you. If you are man enough, you'll admit you have watched the show we were talking about. Don't be a pussy. BTW, what in the actual f*ck happened to ALF? | 3/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Commentary: The Lion King | No other movie has come close to the awe-inspiring majesty that is Disney's THE LION KING, despite every animal is missing a b******e. I mean seriously, what kind of low-budget shitshow is this? Dreamworks? With a running time of an hour and a half, (or something, I don't know) this epic feels more like forfuckingever and a half. Bear with us and endure all those magical moments like Rafiki's blue butt glistening in his treehouse. You'll never forget when you first realized that Simba and Nala are brother and sister and that lions are straight-up nasty. AAAAAAAYSUBENYAAHHHHBABABMEATSAMMICHUHHHH. | 3/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Ask a Geek Chick Returns! | Hey, what's up? It's the Geek Chicks. Ask a Geek Chick returns and becomes the main focus of this podcast. If you've ever wondered what deodorant Batman wears, we've got that covered. Want to know which salad dressing Wonder Woman prefers? Hint: It's not Thousand Island. You asked us questions and we answered! Even if they were about robot penetration. So strap yourself in and get your learning on. | 2/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: No, not the Lion King one yet | Have you ever wondered what episodes of The Simpsons are the Geek Chicks' favorites? We don't care, but we're going to tell you anyway. It's current, it's fresh and its now! While discussing the newest Ghibli film THE SECRET WORLD OF ARIETTY, some serious questions come to mind about live-action plays of The Borrowers. Mainly, how do they do the sex scenes? If you don't hate us forever after our awkward performance last weekend, please join us on a wonderful Friday journey through the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Hayride. | 2/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Jimmy-O, do you remember that time? | Rise and shine! It's Geek Chicks time! Jimmy-O finally makes it in this week and we try not to make him feel uncomfortable. Jimmy tries to tell us about his adventures and how THIS MEANS WAR really isn't that bad. However, Jaci is drunk on this episode and says some things that she might regret in the morning. Regardless, it's hilarious, even if we're going to H-E double hockey sticks. Also, this is now my favorite episode ever. Excuse us while we go purify ourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. | 2/9/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Promises, Promises. | Yeah, we said we'd have a guest. We also said we would do a LION KING commentary. Those things are coming, promise. We'll make it up to you baby, maybe get some new shoes? It's nostalgia in the sweetest sense this week, with military thrillers stirring up fond memories of fax machines and car phones. Back when entire plots depended on the inability to contact another person. I know, right? Sit back, relax and count the times Niki says "jackal." First person to send us an email with the right number gets a prize. It might not be a good prize, but hey, someone's gotta be Cedric Diggory. | 2/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: The Anti-Oscar Episode | Bitches love me cause they know that I can rock. Bitches love me cause they know that I can rhyme. Bitches love me cause they know that I can...nope, I can't finish the lyric. But I can tell you about this week's episode of JoBlo's Geek Chicks. We avoid talking about the Oscars by sort of talking about the Oscars. DRIVE got the shaft hard while Michael Fassbender's shaft got no recognition. This is a sad world we live in. It's also a potentially disgusting world since Bieber wants to play a rapey douche who cuts off the heads of dogs. Well, at least that's what we hear anyway. I also plan to cut someone over at Marvel if they f*ck up the Doctor Strange movie. Jimmy-O, you might want to prepare yourself for next week. It's gunna be a bumpy ride. We'll bring the cat wine. | 1/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Say Hi to Alyssa Milano For Me | It's Friday, and that means Happy Hour with the girls from legal, because OMG these margaritas are soooo good. Just kidding, we know perfectly well you've been avoiding Peggy like the plague. I mean, what DID happen at the holiday party anyway? Boom. Geek Chicks. This week we discuss the rating for THE EXPENDABLES 2, comparing the book to the movie with THE HUNGER GAMES, and of course, cat wine bottles. We also notice a trend in the mentioning of Mark Wahlberg. What is it about him that leads to long, in-depth conversations reeking of second-hand embarrassment and fake accents? | 1/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: Hot Clowns, Metal Evolution, and Hot Dog Fingers | Welcome to your first taste of JoBlo's Milfcast! Ew, why do I always have to lace my sentences with sexual innuendo? The Geek Chicks are together again after a short hiatus. So what happens when our power combine? We talk about what we watched and the conversation somehow spirals out of control from there. Everything from hot clowns to hot dog fingers gets discussed. I think I heard the word "anus" at some point but don't quote me on that. Have you seen SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS yet? If you haven't then you don't like Robert Downey Jr. as much as you lead us to believe. We would do unspeakable things to that man...and don't lie, so would you. | 1/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: When Exactly Did DanRad Become Legal? | Oh yes, the post-holiday funk. Everyone else you know is off from work, galavanting with their diamond-encrusted iPads and DKNY edition Ravenclaw diadems, and you're the only chump at work. It's ok though, because Jaci is here with Paul from AITH's WTF segment. We go ahead and assume you want to hear about the epic bromance between Holmes and Watson. That's some JD-and-Turk-level s**t, right there. There's also some pretty intense WWOHP fangirl/boying (fanb'girling?) going on. Paul takes us on a tour of his own memories through the park, so bring your totem. We also talk about the political implications of the new THE DARK KNIGHT RISES trailer and Paul does his Batman impersonation to the point of coughing up blood. Thanks Santa! | 12/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Christmas Leftovers | Deck the halls with boughs of something...This podcast was supposed to be about the Christmas leftovers but we have no idea what the hell happened. Maybe we're already hung over? At least we talk about The Dark Knight Rises trailer, how to properly open a difficult jar, and s**t we do on Christmas. HAPPY CRIMBUS FROM THE GEEK CHICKS! MAY YOUR NEW YEAR HAVE PLENTY OF SHRIM! | 12/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Commentary: Home Alone | It's that magical time of year when drinking something called "egg nog" seems like a legit idea. It's also the time of year you can watch a shitload of Christmas movies because every channel seems to have them all on repeat. (Throwing some shade at TNT, come at me.) So, sit back, queue up Home Alone along with us (or don't, I mean it's not like you don't know it by heart, and it's not like we stick to actually talking about it anyway) and listen to us destroy the only thing about Christmas that doesn't throw you into a spiraling depression. | 12/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Crimbus Shrim | It's Friday! That magical day that takes all the sorrows away! You know what else takes all the sorrows away? This episode of Geek Chicks! Crimbus is coming and we've already started our wishlist. Is it slightly weird? Yeah, but did you expect anything less? Santa, please bring us the ride in Dalek. It's all we've ever wanted. But seriously, you're going to have to take one to each house because we aren't sharing the damn thing. Before we get into the real spirit of Christmas, we discuss the American Psycho remake/reboot/whateverthef*ckwedon'tcare. Jaci is also taking open auditions for a temporary co-host but really they are only for her own amusement. Hint: The more drunk you are on a daily basis, the better. Also, GET EXCITED for next weeks HOME ALONE commentary. We just wet the bed. | 12/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Everybody Out of the Pool. No, Seriously. | Oh s**t son, it's December. Too bad you never lost any of that weight or called your brother like you promised your mom you would. It's ok though, boo! We got you. In fact, we even brought our hot sister and her friend. Oh, and some ENDER'S GAME rage. We also got water park horror stories for days. We should market that as a show, "American Water Park Horror Story", except instead of ghost gimp suits and crying losers, its got poop and pee jokes. You know, for kids. Heads up, we also fangirl over the new Harry Potter theme park announcement, but this lasts about ten seconds before the conversation heads right back down the sewer into Pooptopolis (occupation: all of it). Happy Holidays! Don't drink the water. | 12/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: It's ThanksKilling Day! | Are you stuffed as hell from all that damn Thanksgiving food? Well take a break and relax your digestive system by listening to the Geek Chicks! Seriously though, have you guys seen that KFC bowl? It's like a heart attack with a side of obesity. When someone eats it you can actually hear them getting fatter. All food pains aside, we go through what we think are Thanksgiving movies. Why aren't there more of these? Probably because they save all the dysfunctional family s**t for Christmas. Reese Witherspoon and Kevin James star in Thanksgiving Derp. We also give you pointers that you could have used yesterday but maybe your family does their celebrating a little late. We hope you are having a nice holiday and that the turkey didn't come to life to kill your family. That would really suck. | 11/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: The Four Loko Crash | What the hell is this episode even? Our time is spent exploring the world of Four Loko, Doctor Who, and huffing poo water. Really? This right before Thanksgiving? What in the hell is wrong with us? Why can't David Tennant be the doctor forever? We don't care for impostor bitches. Since the Geek Chicks are all jacked up on Mountain Dew, the rest of the episode is a haze. Next week we explore the rarity of Thanksgiving films. | 11/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Snow White and Diabetus | t's Veterans Day so start it off right with a nice helping of Geek Chicks with a side of Metamucil and Wilford Brimley. For some reason during this episode we really get into Snow White while talking about SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN. After watching that trailer we stand corrected on our initial thoughts on the project. Who cares about Kristen Stewart and Myles Standish?! It's all about that fierce bitch, Charlize Theron. We also discuss sports icon fails, Sean Bean, and guests we might have/would like to have. Check your inboxes! | 11/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Horror Movie Discussion! Suspiria | Hey, it's November! But we're in total denial and still on our Horror Movie Discussion kick. Don't worry, as soon as we see some parades and balloons and s**t, we'll catch up. This week's discussion is the Italian craycray flick, SUSPIRIA. Or, as we like to call it: BITCHES BE CRAZY. No, seriously, imagine if Sylvia Plath wrote the screenplay to The Omen and you'd have this movie. Throw in the boring parts of BLACK SWAN and the confusing parts of any Kubrick movie ever and you don't even have to watch it! There, I saved you two hours. | 11/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Halloween Horror Movie Discussion- Hellraiser | Good morning! Would you like us to tear your soul apart? Don't worry dude, we're just playing. It's time to discuss the 80s horror classic-- HELLRAISER! Jaci's never seen this before but it will forever remind her to wash her hands. We don't understand why that redheaded bitch put Uncle Frank's fingers in her mouth. Do you guys remember Uncle Frank? He's the one with the sex addiction. Just tell him next time he comes to the family reunion to bring a change of clothes and his own bowl of potato salad. October may almost be over but we still have two more movies to go until we're done! Halloween never ends for us! Next up is SUSPIRIA! | 10/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Halloween Horror Movie Discussion! In The Mouth of Madness | October is more than halfway over, so get your ass to Target and get that Angry Birds costume you've been avoiding before there's none left and you have to go as a hot dog. Don't be that guy. Continuing our awesome and original idea of horror movies in October, we have IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS. Blink and you'll miss Pyramid Head. (Is it me, or is Pyramid Head kinda hot?) I don't know, something about Dr. Grant and a bridge. Maybe Cthulu shows up? It's blurry, but I'm pretty sure I saw the grandma from HAPPY GILMORE. | 10/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Halloween Movie Discussion- Trick 'r Treat | YES! It's October bitches! Time for the Geek Chicks to discuss one horror movie a week. This week's movie is TRICK 'R TREAT. We dedicate this episode to the successes and flaws of Michael Dougherty's horror flick. While we love it, there are a few issues. One of them is not the hotness level of Anna Paquin. We also share some of our own stories and try not to turn of the engine when we go across that creepy bridge. Wait...we heard something out there. Is it Jaci's old satan worshiping neighbors holding flashlights? No, it's those damn pot smoking kids and their Bon Jovi playing at all hours of the night. Be sure to check back in with us next week when we discuss the level of Sam Neill's crazy for IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS. | 10/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: A Boy/Girl Party?? | This weeks Babysitters Club Super Special Halloween Edition of GEEK CHICKS is here! In which we talk to Ammon and Eric of the ARROW IN THE HEAD PODCAST about our feelings and how its really not fair to make us be locker buddies with fat girls. (I mean, have you ever even seen Meredith's raincoat?) Make sure to take off your special sunglasses, so the guys can tell you to your gross skeleton face that THEY LIVE doesn't count as a scary movie, despite its premise being easily more terrifying than some douchebag with a big hook. Did I just put those words together? Oh and make sure you watch GRAVEYARD SHIFT, otherwise you can't sit with us at lunch. You'll have to sit with The Plastics and we ALL KNOW you cant pull off that pink polo shirt, girlfriend. | 10/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Let's Freshen Up for October | Hello to those who are loyal to the Geek Chicks! Thank you for listening to our pre-show to next week's show. Before the boys of Arrow In The Head come on, we discuss our horror movie picks. SCREAM is locked in but what will Ammon and Eric choose for the rest of the month? Our bet is on something we didn't even suggest. It's probably going to be WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? because getting gonasyfilherpaids is scary enough. So check your closets, under the bed, and DO NOT flip on the lights outside. The Geek Chicks are about to enter the Halloween freshness zone. | 9/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Old Dudes Are Hot | We here at GEEK CHICKS sat around our mahogany conference table today thinking, "How can we further alienate our predominately male listening demographic?"I got it. Let's talk about banging old dudes! Oh, and some dead dudes. Well, we also touch upon how the dolphin from A DOLPHIN TALE has a webcam. (Ain't no shame girl, do your thing. Just make sure you ahead of the game.) Oh, and since we're girls, we talk about kittens! OMG KITTIES!!! | 9/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Chimichangas and Tommy Bahama | Are we really obsessed with THE LION KING? Yeah, probably but that's none of your damn business. If we could officially start October now, we would. We have so much awesome s**t planned for the month that we can't stand it. There aren't enough skeletons for us to cram into our Target cart. Seriously, we are so excited about these upcoming shows that we don't even know if I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT is a real movie. Is it? WILDCARD BITCHES! | 9/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Oh Here Go Hell Come | Slip into your most clingy, drippy, haberdashery onesie and let the GEEK CHICKS take you away to a meadow under the perfect, glistening, hollow moon where our sensual and sensuous voices tickle your duodenum. Just as a general rule, you shouldn't make out with people who have violent monkey diseases. But then CONTAGION wouldn't give Jude Law another chance to be on a screen and any time without that gorgeous stunning fierce British bitch on a screen is TIME WASTED, son. Don't forget it. Oh, and we have a guest. | 9/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Chatting it up with Digital Dorm's Stephanie Cook | We have a surprise for you! Yes, sometimes the GEEK CHICKS consider your feelings and how hard you work during the week. So instead of baking you cookies, we've brought you a woman. Yes, a real one. It's not like we made her up for s***s and giggles. The Digital Dorm's Stephanie Cook joins in on the rambling and talks about the things that get her all excited. Luckily, that hurricane didn't keep us apart or we wouldn't be talking about Gears of War 3, Tee Fury, or Stephanie's little obsession. She also tells us about her upcoming side project but you have to listen to get all this sweet info. Don't worry. Jaci and I still talk about weird stuff as well as movie related stuff. If you go see anything this weekend, check out THE DEBT only because Helen Mirren is a BAMF with a rockin' bod. Just listen to the damn show already. | 8/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Feel the Vibration? Nope. | No, that title has nothing to do with plate tectonics. It has to do with old jokes about Mark Wahlberg. Donnie Wahlberg? Mark. Bees? Beads? We go all loyal KILL BILL fangirl on COLOMBIANA (you have to "eeYANNa" when you say it) and are sure to broadcast our cultural ignorances as much as possible. We tell you all the reasons DONT BE AFRAID OF THE DARK is a rude-ass command from somebody who doesn't even know you. What, Del Toro's your roommate and holds your hand when you go to the bathroom at night and you run really fast past your mirror because if you look at it, you'll see the Devil and he'll take you inside the mirror and you'll never escape so you force-pee really fast and haul ass to your room and jump from the doorway onto your bed so the demons can't grab your ankles before you can get "safe" under the sheets where they can't get you? Does he? I doubt it. Sinner. | 8/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Strange Noises and Spooky Things | Come on over to the GEEK CHICKS for a good ol' time. We don't mean that kind of "good time" you perv. Why are we always talking about scary s**t now? Creeps in windows, creeps at your workplace, creeps with face paint...WTF is going on?! You know what's really creepy? The trailer for THE WOMAN IN BLACK. FRIGHT NIGHT may not be so creepy but we'd still be all over David Tennant in 2 seconds flat. You remember that song by Enigma? That wasn't the song we were looking for but we'll gladly sing it for you. If singing means a series of whaling and moaning. Why is this episode all about face paint and selling gross s**t at fairs in jars? Seriously! Someone figure it out. | 8/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Decapitation. Is it funny? | Spoiler Alert: We derail pretty hard in this episode. Yeah, that's not much of a spoiler is it? Ok, one of us is a dude. We talk about 30 SECONDS OR LESS for about that much time, and then we move on to FINAL DESTINATION 5. Wanna know our picks? People are gonna die. Oh, and the real reason we don't watch football? Hint: it has less to do with hard sports-time math and more with nervous school-related diarrhea. What, you didn't have existential meltdowns the night before school resumed after winter break? What are you, some kind of minotaur, devoid of all emotions and empathy? I'm telling. | 8/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Creepy Van. Free Candy. | Want to hear some scary campfire stories? We don't have any but we do think that collecting serial killer memorabilia is a little f*cked up. Although, I did get a letter from that Zodiac man. He seems like a nice guy. Speaking of guys, THE CHANGE-UP will never be as cool as VICE VERSA. There's no way you can top Judge Reinhold acting like a 12-year old Fred Savage. Also, poor Jaci, she can still smell Vegas in her luggage and it stinks of old smokey shame. Maybe I'll fair better at QuakeCon with the body odor and forever alone stares. I love the boys who BYOC. Seriously though, keep listening to the show. We might have some panties for you to win in a contest or something. | 8/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Killer Tofu, Bro. | Yo dude. Have you seen our keys? No? Did we go to junior high together? Because, if we did, chances are pretty good that Jaci cyber-stalks you throughout today's show while Niki does nothing to stop it. What is it about British comedies that makes them so excellent? Is it the fact that they say "c**t" as flippantly as we say "mozzarella sticks"? Or how everyone seems to live in the same flat? Like, Rose lives next to Tim and Daisy, doesn't she? WE ARE ON TO YOU, ENGLAND. Obviously, we are taking about ATTACK THE BLOCK. We may or may not discuss other movies. (Sure, why not.) But you're probably here because you Googled "Patty Mayonaisse Rule 34". Get out. Now. | 7/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: We're Not at Comic-Con | It's the GEEK CHICKS coming at you live from...our houses. While we may not be at Comic-Con, we can damn sure try and cover it for you, or at least tell you what's cool. We can also tell you what to avoid. Yeah, that one panel sounds awesome, but wait...half of the cast of GLEE will be there? Avoid that s**t like the plague. Before giving you what you desire we talk about extreme bromances then lead into CAPTAIN AMERICA. It will all make sense later. This is a pretty special episode of the show, so you don't want to miss it. There's also some punching and f*cking. If you're at Comic-Con, have a drink for us. If you're not, welcome to the sad sap party. You're welcome to our Comic-Con anytime. | 7/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: We Get It, It All Ends | Hey, did you guys know there's like, a new HARRY POTTER movie coming out soon? Also, WINNIE THE POOH is an allegory for Of Mice and Men and your English teacher lied to you. There's no hidden meaning in Piggy's inhaler, she just needed ten minute to go smoke a bowl in the janitor's closet with the art staff. Apparently LUCKY isn't just a shopping magazine for morons, its also a film about underachieving serial killers. | 7/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: The 8-Bit Sleep Saga | Can you feel the love tonight? It is where we are. Minus the penis talk. Welcome to our sick sad world. Is it weird that HORRIBLE BOSSES is probably the lingering thought of some desk jockey? He was probably two seconds away from setting fire to Logitech until someone snatched up his idea. Too bad his cubicle mate stole it. Someone might want to call security. Everyone is sad that HARRY POTTER is coming to an end, but now we have Quiddich in Texas. Don't buy the vibrating broom. You will be kicked off the team. To hear our thoughts on the Tarantino shoe debacle and other things, listen to the damn show. It's 3 AM...do you know where your children are? | 7/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Summer is like, hot or something | It's a three-day weekend and we'd like to thank Abraham Lincoln for fending off Orcs in the battle of Minas Tirtih so that we don't have to work on Monday. USA! USA! The reason for the season. Thankfully the wiener talk is at a minimum today, so go ahead and have your lunch. Leave room for the gluttonous intake of barbecued meats and cheeses you will undoubtedly ingest unwisely before drinking 10 margaritas and then skinny dipping in your community pool. Get your sunburn on, its time for GEEK CHICKS. | 6/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Sloppy Party | This may be one of the more disturbing episodes of GEEK CHICKS ever recorded. Wanna know what's important in this episode? Everything after we do the news. Have you ever had a Craigslist casual encounter? I bet Cameron Diaz has. I mean, the trailer for BAD TEACHER is a good indicator. Logically that movie leads us into CARS 2. Other topics up for discussion include: Jeff Buckley, teenage w***es, Aronofsky, genitalia, and lack of more HELLBOY. | 6/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Clever Girls | It's that special time of week when we all pretend like we give a s**t. This episode of GEEK CHICKS comes complete with Gatorade nostalgia, yelling and face-hugger jokes, free of charge. The girls do nothing to persuade you to see GREEN LANTERN, though to be honest, you are a damned adult and need to make your own life choices. THE ART OF GETTING BY gives way to some Freddie Highmore fluff and we discuss what we like to call "news". Brush up on your chestburster jokes and call in dead, its time for GEEK CHICKS. | 6/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: We know about video games and stuff | Summer is upon us so naturally the first topic of the podcast is Slip 'n Slides. If you make one at home and put some weird/gross s**t on it, don't tell us. We then visit this week's new releases: SUPER 8 and THE TRIP. What gets most of our attention on this show is E3. We talk about WiiU, disappointments, and what we are looking forward to. Trust me, it's not a new Madden game. | 6/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Everybody Gets Offended | This week's GEEK CHICKS is extra special, folks. Not only is there a surprise guest, (it's nobody famous, relax) but there's a definite "angry" vibe pulsating through the ether. Emotions get crazy when SUBMARINE, THE BEGINNERS, X-MEN: FIRST CLASS, and LOVE WEDDING MARRIAGE are discussed. MFC's own homeboy Servo shows up to brag about how cool it is to work a film festival. Anyway, hopefully this week's podcast makes you wish you had three hands. You know, for Slurm. | 6/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Scandinavian Chocobo Fight | Before you head off to buy an oven during Memorial weekend, get your dose of the Geek Chicks. We get to the new releases, slowly but surely. We start with KUNG-FU PANDA 2 and Jaci tells us about that one time that she puked. Then five hours later we discuss THE HANGOVER PART II. You will never be HOT SHOTS! PART DEUX!!! People don't get THE TREE OF LIFE. We aren't going to hold your hand and talk you through it. Other noteworthy tidbits: Mike Tyson's tattoo artist is dumb, googling Sean Penn in THIS MUST BE THE PLACE will also bring up pictures of Lydia from BEETLEJUICE, never get an ice cream tattoo on your face, and I take up for Zach Galifianakis. YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX! | 5/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: The World is Ending. You're Welcome. | Hey kids! We're pretty sure you know the deal by now, so let's not kid ourselves. Its Friday, that equals GEEK CHICKS. The damsels of disdain and seductresses of sarcasm discuss MIDNIGHT IN PARIS, THE BEAVER and PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES. There's probably a gross mermaid joke and someone says something about a rose garden, I don't know, I'm an adult. There's also about fifteen minutes of Jaci boring you with her Disneyland stories. Prepare yourself for the greatest DR WHO question ever asked (and answered). Niki discovers her AKIRA voodoo doll is potent, and the girls call in an FBI criminal profiler to figure out who their favorite Muppets are. Speaking of FBI... there's more TWIN PEAKS talk! So get your logs out and order some freaking cherry pie cause its time for GEEK CHICKS. | 5/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: We're having a Twin Peaks experience | IT'S FRIDAY!!! F*CK YES! Sorry about that, Laura Palmer just yelled in our ear. Yes, it's a little frightening so early in the morning, but after having coffee with Agent Cooper, we're fine. We tell Paul Bettany to check himself and fire his agent to keep him from s**t like PRIEST. Jaci found out that one of her coaches can be seen in BRIDESMAIDS but we didn't really talk about that. HESHER is about a freeloader who pissed off Dwight and befriends a 12-year-old. We also find some time to talk about which movies we think will dominate the Summer. Expect us to talk about TWIN PEAKS in every show for the next few weeks. If you don't like it, I'll send your ass to the red room. | 5/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Shorty Don't Roll That Way | Wipe that burrito and margarita residue off your face. Have some self-respect, son. Goddamn. It's time for the GEEK CHICKS to get you all pumped for the weekend.We take out our mathematical insecurities out on Jessica Alba who seems to have dropped AN INVISIBLE SIGN somewhere and cant find it because its invisible and her mom and dad are gonna be SO mad at her. JUMPING THE BROOM is sadly not about Quidditch, so who cares. PASSION PLAY is where Mickey Rourke breaks Megan Fox out of the zoo and they form a dance troupe. Something something SOMETHING BORROWED. And of course rounding us off is some THOR talk. Rip that nicotine patch off and forget to call your mother cause its the weekend and the GEEK CHICKS are here for you. | 5/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: Bad Company | This week's episode of Geek Chicks was made special by our two guests, Randy and Adam. They won our art contest. They have skills. We congratulate the Rock for getting sweaty in FAST FIVE, wonder why anyone would want to export EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND, and pass on everything else except 13 ASSASSINS. We scape some news off our shoes, but are more interested in our date. Yeah, that's right bitches, the Geek Chicks met. I think we increased our power of the water of the water moccasin or something. | 4/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: A body like Hellboy with a Gambit face | You should wait until you're on the train ride home before listening to this, since Aperture probably frowns upon any non-science communications. Andrew Lloyd Weber stops by to talk about his international tour of AFRICAN CATS. We get lucky enough to have another guest when your mom stops by to talk about her job at the circus in WATER FOR ELEPHANTS. We randomly make up Batman characters in an attempt to write ourselves into THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. There's some awkwardness when we answer some GEEK CHICK questions about hot girls and superdudes. We miss you Sarah Jane! | 4/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Nobody Puts Moreno in a Corner | Wake up, grab some tea, and come chill with the GEEK CHICKS. This week Moreno pulls some Patrick Swayze in GHOST s**t on me and announces that Jaci's spirit is trapped inside him. I'm not sure if he was telling the truth, but he did really seem to pump up the Swayze love. Moreno goes on a strange adventure with me as we reach some weird zen that takes over the podcast like a river stream. WTF is going on?! We hit up the new releases--really, how do you top SCREAM? SCREAM 4 better offer up something better than the cockfighting scenes in RIO. Moreno and I discuss the touchyness of comic fans, among other life enriching topics. This is one you don't want to miss. | 4/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: It's the Party in the Pants with SuperMarcey! | Hell yes! The weekend is upon us! But before you fight for your right to party you've got to listen to this week's podcast. There's only one problem...Jaci isn't here. Before I can commit Seppuku, my guest co-host SuperMarcey sweeps in and saves the day! This particular podcast includes zombie penis, my undying love for Zach Galifianakis, YOUR HIGHNESS, Vanilla Ice, and the SUPERMAN porn parody. So settle in and let Marcey's beautiful Aussie voice soothe you. | 4/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Something Something Insidious | Peace out, March, you were boring as hell. Sup April? Looking fine as hell, did you join a gym? I like your new releases! We get all nostalgic and retroactively paranoid about the FBI's Most Wanted list from 1987. There's some half-assed discussion about the new DEATHLY HALLOWS poster. There's also a few tangential discussions, in which you go back to 1985 and your mother falls in love with you. It's all very complicated.It's Friday, so scrounge up a bagel that you didn't really want, but all the good ones are taken, and shoot the s**t with GEEK CHICKS. | 3/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: Niki and Jaci vs. The Apocalypse | Good morning tiger. Still wishing it was Spring Break? Just listen to Geek chicks, we will make it all better. What are the hot topics today? Oh, just the usual. The first of the new releases make us want to burn something or someone (specifically Roderick). As we venture into the news of the week, comic adaptations are the hot topic. The Wonder Woman costume is terrible. Last but not least is Ask A Geek Chick and our art contest winners. Suck it Trebek! | 3/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: Jaci and Niki Explain It All | Damn, son you look like a hot mess. Take some Tylenol, wash it down with some Red Bull and tune into this week's GEEK CHICKS. It's the only cure. This week we sit around fangirling about Simon Pegg and Nick Frost while discussing PAUL. There's also talk of the tenth doctor, Yellow Submarine, Super 8, and our complete love of 90's Nickelodeon. Crank up the GEEK CHICKS and half-ass it today at work, cause its Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! | 3/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: The Ghost of Dan Fogler | We've made it to yet another Friday and boy do we have some hilarious s**t for you! This episode feels like the love child of sleep deprivation and special Bossk brownies. The Geek Chicks do the new releases, discuss the ghost of Dan Fogler, and talk about the ladies of sci-fi riding dinosaurs. It's another quality episode kids! | 3/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: Boom. Inception. Interview with Teresa Palmer after the second kick. | It's Friday and we've already started the day with a diarrhea. It's going to be that sort of Geek Chicks show. Thankfully, the lovely and charming Teresa Palmer stops by on her bike to class up the joint and to talk about TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT. There's of course some Oscar talk, again with Charlie Sheen, unhealthy amount of INCEPTION jokes. | 3/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: On the 8th day, there was f*cking Geek Chicks! Chris Bumbray joins us! | Wake up bitches! It's Friday and that means a new episode of Geek Chicks is ready for your listening pleasure. For this episode we have our own Chris Bumbray stop by to talk about the highlights of this years Sundance Film Festival. Later on, we get into JGL in TDKR, Gris Grimly's Pinocchio, and MFC contest winners on Ask A Geek Chick. | 2/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: We Can't All Be Legends All the Time | The GEEK CHICKS pry the flashing crystals from their warm, soft hands and bring you another not-so-thrilling installment of your new favorite podcast. We talk BIG MOMMA and I AM NUMBER FOUR. We also make inappropriate jokes about the X-Men trailer and the Robocop statue. We round it off with a vague recollection about LOGAN'S RUN and some really bizarre "Ask a GEEK CHICK" questions. | 2/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: We interview Alex Pettyfer from I Am Number Four! | Break out the good china, we have a celebrity guest! You know you want it...Alex Pettyfer from I AM NUMBER FOUR stops by. As for the rest of the podcast, we get into the normal stuff- new releases (we had to mention Justin Bieber, I'm sorry), feminism, and Ask A Geek Chick. We had fun on this podcast and got so drunk that we forgot where we parked the Tardis. | 2/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: Five Episodes Death Punch | Grab a beer out of the snow in the backyard and snuggle up with some Geek Chicks! Watch out for Niki though, she's got "wandering hands". This episode we discuss the garbage dump of excess that is Charlie Sheen's life, new releases,: THE ROOMMATE and SANCTUM, and another stirring segment of "Ask A Geek Chick"! | 2/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: Cherry Liquor guests! What a sweet surprise! | Movie Hottie's own Cherry Liquor graces the show with her presence! The ladies discuss FROM PRADA TO NADA (yes, this is an actual movie), and IP MAN. There's even more Batman talk, and prank calling boys in the geekiest slumber party ever. | 1/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: Third Time's a Charm | The Geek Chicks are back with a whirlwind episode of social awkwardness and movie magic. This episode we discuss THE WAY BACK and NO STRINGS ATTACHED. Batman villainess talk and another "Where Are They Are" segment. It's also the first ever "Ask a Geek Chick"! | 1/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks: The Tale of the Missing Enthusiasm | On the second episode of Geek Chicks, we try to maintain enthusiasm for this week's theatrical releases. We don't know what to expect out of GREEN HORNET. Is there dance fighting in ONG BAK 3? Then we point out the obvious when it comes to THE DILEMMA. We also initiate our first "Where Are They Now?" with underwhelming results. | 1/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoBlo's Geek Chicks Podcast: Let's talk about geek s**t! | Yes, finally the virgin episode of Geek Chicks is here! In it, two hot brunettes (that you can't see, but that's okay) discuss Nic Cage's new film SEASON OF THE WITCH, the apparently-doomed Spider-Man musical, Chris Sparling's huge brass balls and the relief of no NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS sequel. | 1/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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