The Fake Sartorialist
By The Fake Sartorialist
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Podcast Description
I'm fake I'm hip and I know it. Hotter than a glued on Fendi badge. Hotter than a fake Louis V bag. I travel the fashion capitals of the world to take hip photographs of peolple and then photoshop them out of recognition just because I can, I am the fake sartorialist after all and everything I do becomes fashion history the second I click 'Post to Blog'
| Name | Description | Released | Price | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Video4 Images, 1 Hour - Leg Brace | I have been taking a lot of time creating highly detailed images of late. I really miss those early days of the Fake Sartorialist and the speed creation, on the fly, decisions that I made in images. So in an attempt to stimulate the same kind of response I've created a small challenge for myself. I give over my library of images that Sonny Vandevelde took during the A/W 2011 shows to a friend. They can then select any four images from the 33646 available. I am then tasked with spending an hour to create a final image. So I have created the first of the edition. You might need to do a bit of hunting with the source images below to see where I've inserted everything. The video shows the entire 1hr process in 1min. Images by Sonny Vandevelde - Autumn/Winter 2011 Left to right [Lanvin, Proenza, Isabel Marant, Isabel Marant] | 6/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 2 | VideoTentacled Conspiracy - Fake Sartorialist | This is how I create each of my collages, a complex photoshop job. Image Source: ;http://www.fakesartorialist.com/2010/12/day-13-tentacled-conspiracy.htmlImages sourced:1. Chris Brown by James Demitri (The Fashonisto), 2. Leni by me in Sydney (Face Hunter), 3. Ilona by Filippo Del Vita for H Mag (The Photography Link), 4. Octopus (Suntimes), 5. Birthday Blues (Style Bubble), 6. YSL Stalion Pump (Jak and Jil) | 12/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 3 | VideoFake Sartorialist Original Print - Designer Essence | Designer Essence is the first series of prints being released by The Fake Sartorialist.They are printed in a limited edition of 100and can be bought here: ;http://fakesartorialist.bigcartel.com/Digital print on archival paper (170x190mm) | 11/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 4 | VideoiPad | iPerv | Velkom to zee vorld of zee iPerv All this talk about the iPad being a porn/smut free platform is rather deceiving. Sure the apps are controlled, but the greatest thing about the iPad is its full access to the internet. People have a right to access whatever they like on their devices, and Apple themselves have made sure that it can happen. So Apple doesn't allow porn to be sold on the app store!? WarnerBrothers, Disney etc… don't sell porn, should we make them? It's their platform and their choice what content appears on it or not. | 5/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 5 | VideoThe Sweetness of Terror - Guillotine S.A. Fashion Week 2010 | This video was used at the beginning of the S/S 2010 Guillotine fashion show to get mood of the show across to the viewers. It tries to capture within it a dual sense of beauty and unease. Of the cusp of womanhood. Inspired by the Virgin Suicides film, I took parts of it and broke them down to create taht sense of unease, the image is never really what it seems. South African Fashion Week 2010: Guillotine Spring/Summer 2010 The Sweetness of Terror by Lisa Jaffe (gallery link: http://www.ifashion.co.za/index.php?option=com_zoom&Itemid=20&catid=730) Sound: Guy Raphaely (Coda Productions) mixing Air's Virgin Suicides OST. | 3/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 6 | VideoRudolfia, Santa's Helper - The Fake Sartorialist | Making of video for Rudolfia, Santa's Helper http://the-fake-sartorialist.blogspot.com/2009/12/seasons-greetings-rudolfia-santas.html Software: Photoshop, Quicktime 7 & 10. Music: Kings of Convenience "Know-How" | 3/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 7 | VideoGlobal Cooling - Chanel Fall 2010, The Fake Sartorialist | Making of for this post: http://the-fake-sartorialist.blogspot.com/2010/03/global-cooling-chanel-fall-2010.html This year for Chanel’s Fall 2010 show, Karl Largerfeld thought it would be a good idea to ship an entire iceberg from Sweden to the heart of Paris. Ignoring one of the major issues of our time, global warming, he decided to make a poignant statement. Karl Largerfeld is single handedly trying to bring back the ice-age through his stellar use, or in this case dis-use of fashion. Software used: Photoshop, Quicktime 7 & 10, Mac OS 10.6, Chrome. Sources: NYMAG, Wikipedia, various. Music: Depeche Mode 'In Sympathy' | 3/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 8 | VideoRitch B*tch - The Fake Sartorialist, feat. Die Antwrood | The creation of a Fake Sartorialist image and what it entails. Search Fake Sartorialist to see similar. I just couldn't resist using this song for the video. It's from Die Antwoord's latest album $o$. Die Antwoord has recently taken South Africa and the world by storm. Their authentically South African sound verges on pop and parody, so of course I find it fascinating. For those more gental viewers out there (or listeners actually) there is STRONG LANGUAGE in the music accompanying this video that might make the meek out there wilt. | 3/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 9 | VideoBeauty Hell for Pecha Kucha | The Fake Sartorialist for Pecha Kucha #4 Johannesburg What is Beauty to You? The Fake Sartorialist takes you into the depths of Beauty Hell. Like Dante's Inferno, the viewer is lead deeper and deeper into its murky depths. In this hellish place where perfect hips and sculpted abs are a must, everything is not as it seems... | 2/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 10 | VideoThe Fake Sartorialist: Lady Llama | People have been stopping me in the streets and asking just how I strut my stuff and fake my fake Sartorialist images, so I've made another 'making-of' video if you want to see how I made this look. Music: Hair - Hare Krishna Tools: Photoshop CS3, Mac OS 0.6, Quicktime X Screen Record. See final image here: http://the-fake-sartorialist.blogspot.com/2009/11/lady-llama-madrid.html | 11/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 11 | VideoThe Fake Sartorialist - After Life | The 'Making-of' one of The Fake Sartorialist Posts. Recorded live during the creation of one of my graphics and sped up to the time of a nice Bell & Sebastian tune (Step Into My Office, Baby). | 10/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 11 Episodes |
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