Lesbian Vampire Killers
Phil Claydon
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Plot Summary
Two no-hopers. One cursed village. A bus full of foreign female students and an army of salacious lesbian vampires. It’s gonna be one hell of a night! BAFTA winning comedy-duo James Corden and Mathew Horne (Gavin and Stacey) decide to escape their problems and head to the country for a weekend of debauchery. Things don’t quite go according to plan and they find themselves stuck in a village where all of the women have been enslaved by a legendary vampire curse. As the night unfolds the boys have to put all of their fears (and dreams!) behind them in order to rise to the challenge of becoming Lesbian Vampire Killers.
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Customer Reviews
Certainly not "Shaun Of The Dead"
Yeah, it's too crude to be funny, too interested in pretty girls to be clever and too predictable to be a good film. The reason there's white blood (I think) is because when it explodes it looks like "man goo" (don't want to name it in case iTunes prevents the message) and if you want a funny horror film, see the title of this review. The one good thing about it? There are a lot of pretty girls, but if it's that hard for you to find a source of attractive women to look at then either your Internet is broken or you're very new to this world.
No intelligence to insult
Put the word lesbi@n into a movie. Watch the cash flow in. Call it 'art' or 'comedy' or 'alternative'. Let all your mates, TV/film Execz & other professions for whom sucking @ss is a way of life, tell you you're great (or that you're funny - which is actually amusing) etc etc - You're not funny, unless Chris Moyles is funny and if all of these are funny then E-coli must be hilarity in the microbe flesh. This is the equivalent of drilling for spaghetti hoops an entirely pointless waste of everyone's time and life. These two no-hopers would be better off training for accountancy.
Awful
I went to see this film in the cinema with some friends. I can think of a million things i could have been doing which would be better than this and that includes watching paint dry! This film is awful! I laughed like once and that was because it was a really trashy and cheap humoured joke. I really really would persuade you not to buy this film it is a WASTE of your money!
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- £6.99
- Genre: Comedy
- Released: 2009
- © 2008 Alliance Atlantis Releasing Limited / Velvet Bite Ltd. / AV Pictures Limited.
