Regular Features
By Team Feature
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Podcast Description
The only podcast with a solemn promise to you, the listener. We will never produce a feature of sufficient quality to warrant doing it again. Low low standards, around the clock. Phone now!
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Explicit29: Alien Banjo Tube | Aliens - do they exist? Tube Doors - do they shut on Steves face? And how many banjo strings has Log snapped? | 24 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit28: Sponsored Wedding Muggers | Nehmen sie die erste Strasse links | 17 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit27: DJ Apple Sexy Hour feat. Jack and Jill | What's in the wok, Jock? | 10 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit26: Suicide of the Freecycle Poultry Child | Why would you punch me in the beak | 3 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit25: The Mystery Machine | Join in the spooky mystery special! But which one of us was dead, the whole time? | 26 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit24: Underwater Animal W***e | If there is any part of the body I do not want smeared in s**t, it is probably my balls | 16 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 23: American Gwen's Facebook Horse | I would like to go back in time and father myself, and feel my personality change as my abuse began to scar me | 9 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 22: Ladyquiz, Zuckerberg, and Doctor Badass | Then, he looked at me, parum-pa-pum-pum. And if eyes were dicks I swear I would have had one on my mouth and one in my ass. | 12 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 21: S02E01 | Two bees or nut? Two bees! That is the answer | 5 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 20: Supermodel Bears And Bummer Massage | Have you noticed that I do not use apostrophes in this, it is because I do not know if I can | 12 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 19: The Luxury Model | This was recorded so long ago I dunno what feature Matt did. Or if it was Steve or Matt who was there. | 5 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 18: The Flea Of Self-Censorship | Can you tell at which point we decided it had all gone too far? WELL, CAN YOU? | 27 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 17: Would You Like Rice With That? | Log writes a fairy tale about Steve, Steve initiates an impromptu poetry battle, and Matt introduces a dictator-themed quiz. | 15 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 16: Overheard Stand-Up Birthday Thing | Welcome the last power of two but one before we get to 64. When my mum turned 64 I told her - well, there goes your last power of two. Then I was struck by an overwhelming sense of cruelty and melancholy. I hope my racist mum never dies | 9 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 15: The Festive 2012 Spectacular | Welcome to episode fifteen. Matt brought biscuits, Gav brought Amaretto, and Log brought a bear that sings a song about bears dancing. Steve stayed home and vomited and frankly he deserves nothing less. | 2 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 14: The Festive 2011 Spectacular | Everyone is calling it Episode 15. But only because Gav deleted Episode 14. HEY GAV ARE YOU READING THIS YOU F*****G TOOL | 23 12 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 13: Obama Dream Abuse | Wherein each feature is more poorly planned than the last | 12 12 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 12: Life Too 2011, Bitches | Featuring some poorly-flagged improv | 4 12 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 11: Ladyquotes, Election, Rulebreaking | This week Gavin breaks the golden rule | 26 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 10: Pivot, Thrones, Dungeons, TED | We won't drink Tequila again. Promise. | 19 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 9: Jim, Straight, Magic | Gavin wins with this week's feature | 12 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 8: Gym Rules, Playground, Dicks | Richard Branson is cheating. Deal with it. | 5 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 7: Chips, Log, and Bouncy Castles | We'll stop talking about nobs soon, probably. | 29 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 6: Apologies, Postcards, and Stolen Biscuits | May contain mild traces of criminal behaviour | 17 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 5: Apes Invent Ego | Five episodes. That's alright, isn't it? | 6 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 4: Catchphrase Chat-up Coffee | May contain vital tips on how to pick up women. | 19 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 3: Quiet Old Doctor Jobs | Matt shows off his versatility | 13 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2: Welsh Gay Trouser Ghosts | Warning: This podcast contains spooky stories from beyond the Luigi board | 26 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRegular Features Episode 1 | featuring Torchwood, Volcanoes and Pepperami | 14 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 29 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Absolute brilliant and I'm not biased in the slightest
Honestly this is one of the best things Sure some people might argue that it's not far to pass comment as I'm actually one of the people who makes the podcast but really that's just conspiracy good work lads 10 of of 10 gold star olympic medal well done mad props great job handy dandy top banana top of the pops full monty wicky wicky wild west.
Hi it's Simon Amstell here
Hi Simon Amstell here just wanted to say I happened upon Regular Features when I heard it recommended by Phil Jupiter and the man from The Mighty Boosh during a recording of Nevermind Them Buzzcocks. They said it was "a 35 minute comedy onslaught certain to dickwhip you into an ultimately lethal chortle-frenzy".
They weren't wrong! The Steve character I found especially hilarious. But don't listen to it while operating heavy machinery or you'll laugh your guts up all over a self-destruct button.
-Simon Amstel
Very funny
Randomly stumbled across this and really glad I did. Really funny and well worth downloading.
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- Language: English
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