SoccerMax!
By SoccerMax
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Podcast Description
A podcast about football and nonsense. Check our website, www.soccermaxpodcast.co.uk. Email contributions to soccermaxpodcast@gmail.com
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ExplicitThe Barton Sympathy (Only Joking) | The final round of Premiership action is analysed like nowhere else! The extraordinary title race, Bolton's relegation and the Champions League spots. We preview the Champions League final and discuss lots of other issues including Pat Rice, Cardiff's colour change and an idiotic Arsenal fan. | 15 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Utaka Marking | It's semi final time in our big birthday five a side competition. Gaz has new quiz for us, Whit revels in a creative banner at Ewood and Neil is still recovering from his Berlin trip. Plus, Premiership a Rhyming Slang and a European roundup. | 8 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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3 |
ExplicitThe Hodgson Appointment | We've managed to sneak a new signing in this episode, Tom Wilkins makes his Soccermax debut to discuss Hodgson, Redknapp, the big Manchester Derby and Guardiola. There's a birthday five a side, a tit bit on commentary and Whit has an anecdote about guacamole. | 1 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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4 |
ExplicitThe Gomez Attraction | Whit and Gaz join Neil in the Soccermax studio to discuss all the weekends action, this weeks Champions League semi-finals, the crazy scenes in Genoa on Sunday and Ched Evans. Plus, it's clear for all to hear that title race getting to Gaz, and Neil has a rant about Serie A. | 23 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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5 |
ExplicitThe Crooks Defence | We're back after our Easter break! Neil sings his tribute to the mighty Boosh, Whit has a go at Alan Davies and Gaz thinks he jinxed Man Utd's title bid by visiting a steam room. Plus we discuss FA Cup, Premier League and lots of other features! | 16 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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6 |
ExplicitThe Higuita Perfection | Neil is joined this week by Gaz and Guy. We discuss the latest developments in the title race and the relegation battle. There's birthday five-a-sides, Would You Rather, the FA's disregard for fans and Guy does his first Through The Keyhole! | 3 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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7 |
ExplicitThe Pardew Departure | Guy joins Neil and Whit at Soccermax HQ and gets a lot off his chest, particularly about David Moyes and Theo Walcott. Whit has a tale of sunburn, Neil has some very strange tit bits, and we call Gaz live after the Utd game. Like Sid Lowe, but with a Tulisa-based Would You Rather. | 26 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Incestuous Parallelogram | A difficult pod this week following the sad news about Fabrice Muamba. We discuss FA Cup, Premier League, have a go at Chelsea's players and debate what's more important, football or relationships in Neil's first Would You Rather. | 19 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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9 |
ExplicitThe Ream Optimism | Lots for you lovely listeners this week. Both ends of the Premier League, chance meetings with footballers, and Neil demonstrates how not to tell a joke. We also find out the reason for last weeks angry listener email! | 12 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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10 |
ExplicitThe Szczesny Knighting | Producer John is back from Japan to join Neil, Gaz and Whit in discussing AVB, the weekends action and England. Gaz has a Balotelli based Would You Rather, Theo Walcott takes a hammering and Neil controversially renounces his own nationality. | 5 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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11 |
ExplicitThe Valbuena Shrinking | We've managed to fit loads in to this week. Liverpool's victory, all the weekends action, Champions and Europa League plus some five-a-sides. Whit has an old fashioned tit-bit and Neil has a virus, so don't get too close. | 27 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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12 |
ExplicitThe Wenger Stagnation | Whitto and Gaz join Neil in the studio for a bumper episode to discuss Arsenal's decline, The FA Cup, Mick McCarthy and the Europa League. Plus Whit has a Today's The Day, and there a brand spanking new Would You Rather! | 19 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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13 |
ExplicitThe Adriano Expansion | Saturday's action, Sunday's action, Suarez, Dalglish, Capello. Basically anything that happened this week, we talk about. Plus there's two five-a-sides for your enjoyment, and thank you Wolves for making it out of date immediately. | 13 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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14 |
ExplicitThe Mavuba Confusion | No audience this week, and Neil is in the Soccermax country retreat so Gaz is mean to him. Premier League, England captaincy (we had too) plus some Rhyming Slang, more five a sides and other little titbits. Plus we apologise for the sound quality!! | 6 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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15 |
ExplicitThe Eusebio Adulation | A live studio audience join us to discuss the FA Cup, the Premier League literacy drive and De Jong (again!) get the Soccermax treatment. Also, Neil manages to sneak in a bit of Niko Kranjcar love. | 30 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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16 |
ExplicitThe De Jong Argument | Whitto returns to talk Super Sunday and not so super Saturday. we discuss El Classico, reserve teams, Swansea and argue about ITV's choice of font. Plus Producer John has a quiz, Outside The Box! | 23 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSheen or Scholes? | Tough tackling, new signings and Mark Hughes. Neil devises a survey to test what really motivates the podsquad, there's a rhyming slang from Coventry and birthday five a sides return. Plus, some excellent listener questions. | 16 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Caldwell Dilemma | We debate the magic of the FA Cup, Adrian Chiles existence, and Gaz's innermost thoughts. We praise Newcastle, well, some of us do and debate the merits of Friday night games. Plus, a rude Would You Rather and our European football expert joins us. | 8 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMerry Soccermaxmas Everyone! WARNING: Contains terrible singing | Listen at your peril. A little post-Christmas bonus for our listeners. This was too bad to put in a full episode but we thought we'd release it as a bonues since Paul went to so much effort! Enjoy! | 8 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFestive Frolics | Merry Soccermaxmas and New Year! It's a bumper festive edition of Soccermax! Whit shows us that it's all about the money thanks to Producer John's Would You Rather. We review the season so far, discuss everything we've got wrong. | 2 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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21 |
ExplicitDouble Bagging | Lots of games to cover this week, Premier League, Europe plus the World Club Championship. Neil and Gaz argue over the Lampard situation, Whit brings a Today's The Day to the party and Manly has some stats for you all. | 19 12 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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22 |
ExplicitPassionate Reconciliations | El Classico, Whitto starts a rumour during through the keyhole, Champions League fallout and birthing classes. Plus more five a sides and round up of all the weekends games. | 12 12 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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23 |
ExplicitRob Reality | Neil laments England's front line with a sore throat, Paul begs for money of listeners and Whit swear a lot. We discuss Champions League and Euro 2012, plus Producer John has a new feature which definitely isn't sexist. | 5 12 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRIP Gary Speed | A sad day for football. Strange atmosphere in Soccermax Towers as we discuss the latest Premier League games, Rhyming Slang and seasonal footballers. Plus we have a new feature which we hope you'll enjoy. | 28 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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25 |
ExplicitFreddie Clungeberg | A depleted podquad discuss the race row, rude footballers and kicking Whit in the face. Gaz decides Frank Rijkaard will be the next Stoke manager, Whit decides Martinez is on his way to Sunderland and Producer John tells us about his intimate eye test. | 20 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSoapbox Wars | Producer John joins us at Soccermax Towers to discuss Poppygate (sorry) and Tevez again (sorry). Manly brings his soapbox and goes toe-to-toe with Neil on naming rights. Plus tattoos, ailments and completely overlook the Euro 2012 playoffs. | 14 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitA Hug From Insua | Gaz reveals his theory on what is a good goal and likens Alex Ferguson to Gaddafi while Whit reveals his love of Emiliano Insua's tweets. We have a guest Would You Rather AND rhyming slang, plus, what is it like after a Lord Mayor's Show? | 6 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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28 |
ExplicitEt Tu Steve Kean | Gaz learns about fluffing. Manly is away but his whereabouts remain unclear so Producer John steps in. Five A sides return, there's a crazy London derby to discuss and Randy Lerner drops in to Soccermax HQ to record a new jingle! | 30 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIs Carlos In? | Clinical City, Louise Woodward the Nani, Tevez's rent, convicted players and unsuitable role models. Neil gets excited about Chelsea, Manly has a man of the pod performance, Whit gets his tit bits out and Gaz is upbeat! | 23 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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30 |
ExplicitAlexeys Flapping in the Wind | With no Gaz in the Soccermax Studio, Neil gets on his soapbox and wont get off it. A listener provides us with some rhyming slang, we discuss title challengers and relegation candidates, Euro 2012 and the tragedy of Robert Enke. | 16 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJames Morrison is the new Rod Stewart | We get a bit stir crazy this week due to the international break. We discuss the Norweigian league, fat footballers, our friends in Sweden and the sad news about Pique and Shakira. More Five-A-Sides, news of a superfan battle and Let's Talk About returns. | 9 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThere's A Squirrel In Me Kitchen | Neil takes turn to host as Paul is on holiday and struggles to keep order during the big Steve Kean debate. There's Five-A-Side competition controversy, Tevez, Rodwell, Gaz has some ideas to revitalise a domestic cup and we discuss all the weekend's games | 2 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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33 |
ExplicitRough End Of The Stick | The birthday Five-A-Side competition kicks off! We cover the big games of the weekend, David Wheater's love life, Gaz gets angry about Hargreaves, Whitto reveals his love small full-backs and we have TWO exclusive interviews | 25 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHeavy Swell in the Bay of Biscay | Neil upsets Gaz by talking about Manchester United and Manly takes a shine to the mum of Wilson Palacios. Plus we discuss the sad plight of the Pilgrims and have a new book corner feature! | 18 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitF.U.R.B. | Whitto is mysteriously missing so Guy steps in to hear a new song from a mystery contributor. We discuss Ronaldo seeing in the dark, slag off several other sports and try to work out why thw football world goes mad during international breaks. | 11 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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36 |
ExplicitChin Balls | The regular podsquad return to discuss the recent Internationals (briefly we promise!), start a Busquets hate campaign and pick our dream Five-A-Side teams, with a twist! Whitto has not one, but TWO new features, both of which need a bit of work. | 3 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSoccerMax Extra - Deadline Day! | Deadline Day! It's a Soccermax deadline day special! Gaz and Manly are otherwise engaged so Whit and Neil are joined by Producer John, and a surprise special guest! Will it be Honigstein? Tune in to find out.....and what a rollercoaster ride is! | 31 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLadies Week | It's Ladies Week this week. Sexy times! We talk double dates and hair do's, and as a special treat for the ladies, hard men. Gaz reveals that he LIKES Garth Crooks, Whitto reveals his love for the Basque nation and Manly has some exciting Honigstein news! | 28 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJedi Stimulation | Titbits return! Manly learns his vowels, tries to get his jingle played and tempts Honigstein with steak. We discuss Saturday's games, Everton's plight, becoming a Jedi and how we would change football history. Plus a listener MAKES UP some rhyming slang! | 21 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitA Neatly Trimmed Bernie | Along with the opening day, Barton and De Gea, we discuss taking cocaine in a jacuzzi, Tim Krul's tattoos and hanging out with Dion Dublin. Plus our new producer John banishes Whit to the toilet and Pebbles the Soccermax cat gets involved! | 14 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGet Your 2 Euro Peps Out | Tweet tweet! Topics up for discussion this week include the Charity Shield, Barry White's caress, Twitter, the A Team and the new seven deadly sins. Plus Gary Megson comes in for some heavy criticism and Rhyming Slang goes crude and continental. | 7 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPascal Chimbinbags | Sydney calling! Soccermax goes global this week. Gaz gets a bit surreal with his "Would You Rather" and Paul fails to impress on his jingle debut. Whit isn't as drunk as last week. Is that good? You tell us! | 31 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWin With Winehouse | It's episode 2, and after a heavy night Whitley is still drunk but it doesn't stop us also discussing nice tasting footballers, Dave Challinor's Beano collection, what Kris Boyd could add to Arsenal. Plus we have some sexy new jingles! | 24 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPaid By The Pass | In the first ever SoccerMax, we discuss transfers, Alan Mahon's internet cafe visits, Marc Degreyse's sad eyes and Sunderland for far too long. There's Win With Woodgate, and listener's emails. Plus Whitley reveals his theory on Barcelona's pay structure. | 16 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSoccerMax Preview | A short bit of nonsense previewing the new SoccerMax podcast | 29 6 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 45 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Wicked podcast guys!
Really enjoyed the podcast, well done. There are very few talk shows like this around - honest and knowledgable. I'll keep tuning in. Keep it up! x
A fans view of football
Great stuff, good fun, a good listen, good football banter. Looking forward to the season ahead and having your new podcast as a guide to the weeks football.
Soccermax!
Great stuff lads! Keep up the good work, looking forward to tuning in to future episodes
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