THE DIRTY KONG PODCAST
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Podcast Description
Hello and welcome weary traveler to the DIRTY KONG PODCAST, this show strives to inform but at the same time to infuriate the hell outta ya! We take a big bite out of that beautiful ass known as religion and also tackle all other kinds of serious topics such as philosophy, the arts, movies, sex and the most important topic of all...TV! HURRAH! So if any of that appeals to you please take off your worn out shoes, remove your soggy pants and jump right in...the water's fine! Type 'dirty kong' in the iTunes store search bar and enjoy!
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ExplicitEpisode 50 | Hello there ladies and gents!! its here episode 50!! AND we're even filming it available on our YouTube account so check it out, thongs funny hats and beer, a winning combo ;) We talk sex, sex-change granddad, ferret attack and p***s quiz, and also tips for selling your virginal juices, so who's thirsty folks? joy! www.dirtykong.co.uk Facebook us! email: dirtykong@live.co.uk | 30 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 49 | Hay there folks this week its another turn with jonboy and J, joy! broken mic again so apologies for the bad audio new tech coming soon for episode 50 though! This week we discuss Whitney's autopsy, weed stealing shock and fatty boom-batty weddings! Drop us a line on Facebook or contact our email on: dirtykong@live.co.uk www.dirtykong.co.uk | 10 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 48 | Welcome to this episode of the DKP (48) all three hosts are in on this one but unfortunately one of our mics broke so there's some crappy audio on the J Train…same old. This week we discuss wheelchair crazy who steals p***ses, cats being swung around the room, and also the human hedgehog! Contact us on dirtykong@live.co.uk www.dirtykong.co.uk | 3 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 47 | Hay folks this week the one jon-boy, and the one j-train are here to rock your world!! We discuss woman eating the ashes of her husband, a double Jesus-watch feature, COUGAR GIRL chimes in, and thugs/saints bashing in the skulls of swans?! EPISODE 50 LOOM | 18 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 46 | Hay hay listeners, this week another exciting shoe for ya! Jon-boy and J talk about Nelson Mandela's health scare, NEW UKRAINIAN BABY YOGA, also we talk all about the 'little people' soulless godless creatures, also wheels and sand, that's just not gonna work!? www.dirtykong.co.uk | 27 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 45 | Welcome to episode 45 of the DKP, this week its Jon-boy and Dave, joy. We discuss the re re re release of STAR WARS episode 1, pigs, culling old people and some good old fashioned car lovin!! GET IN! contact us on our Facebook page and or email us at dirtykong@live.co.uk www.dirtykong.co.uk | 21 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 44 | This is episode 44 of the DKP this week its jon-boy and J-T, this is a quick show and Js got nothing apart from some useful DRUG taking tips! We discuss mostly bad parenting and child deaths and also sex offenders the perfect coupling! R.I.P. Whitney Houston. END SONG: 'SAVES THE DAY' - The End. | 16 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 43 | Hi there cock-f**s this is another immature, sick and silly episode of the DKP! rejoice as Daves not on so the J train is, this week we discuss monkey baptism, Indian werewolf sisters, a man is fighting a council bid to shut down his rural swingers club, claiming he just throws saucy parties and another Jesus spotting! holy f**k!! | 11 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 42 | Hay there! This week flower stealing c**ts, moose troubles Dave's final thoughts, political talk, f**k Eddie Murphy and lying c*unting priests AGAIN, and also awesome metal 8 yer old PS date rape hints! yay! | 11 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 41 | Here we again folks, me and the J train, we talk all things AIDS with J! We also talk about mad husbands, crazy Mexicans and also suicidal Indian man, we think they're bored and anyone who doesn't have access to this show is bound to kill themselves! | 29 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 40 | Hay there kids, yes its here the lesbian show, with our very own lezzar Emma!! We discuss porn, Virgina s, p***ses and everything else that we usually talk about, and even more than that all three hosts are in on this show, holy Jesus!!! The sound is a bit wonky but the content is still as shite as ever so enjoy our dear, dear fans. | 21 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 39 | Hello there folks, this is it, its finally here episode 39 of the DKP! And Jesus Dave's here! and J isn't...same old. This week we discuss the New Year celebrations, balloon rides gone wrong, mothers and their son's sperm and also crazy hecklers!! | 11 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicitepisode 38 | This is episode 38 of the DKP! Our chirstmas episode yay!! Get your eggnogg out and your dick and say happy birthday jesus!! We have the Pope fading fast, drunk santa r****ts, really SHITTY tattoos and even a dangourous J!! R.I.P Christopher Hitchens, warrior!! | 22 12 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 37 | JUST A SHORT HELLO, BUT WE'LL BE BACK TO THE FULL SHOW REAL SOON! Hay there kids, this isn't a typical show, this isn't even episode 37, oh no, this is our on-the-road FLOGGING MOLLY gig recording, yes thats right folks jon-boy and dave take you to see the awesome irish punk rock legends, and we also talk about a**l play in a very rough pub, joy! | 29 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 36 | Episode 36 out now!!! Drunken brothers, failed call to 'kiddie fiddler john', calls from the DHB then another from Mr pink and thats not to mention all the p**s stories you'll hear AND evidence of the fabled s**t-hand-w**k story!! although the show is a complete debacle, you might enjoy it!! | 14 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 35 | Holy s**t, here we are again! This is it, no not Michael jackson's dvd release, no its DKP coming at ya! This week Dave's off again so we rip him a new ass hole joy! So we do a shitty dare, sorry maybe more next week, who knows...anyway we discuss woman stepping into her dead horse, Saddam look-a-like gets forced into porn and a p*******e football ref gets his just deserts before kick off, score!! | 8 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 34.B | Welcome, this week was a quickly thrown together affair so suck it if you don't like it, but we promise the DARES episode is coming next show! We discuss the top 20 deaths of the year, women breast feeding calfs, and then theres the DogHouse Bastards's Claire calling in to discuss faecal hand shakes, joy!! | 27 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 34 | Hi there folks this is episode 34, and all three hosts are in studio! We discuss mad, crazy, mental women! Also talk about lesbian transexuals, the Songify crew, Charlton Heston and his guns and also sinful lamp post thieves. | 19 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 33 | This is a quick show, so sorry if its not up to our usual standards...yeeeeah. This episode is brought to you by dave and jon-boy, no j!! we discuss old people faarting, bull fighting face lifts, and also darwin awards and not to mention mothers washing shitting pants. Get in!! | 10 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 32 | Hay there folks, this week dave is absent again so yor stuck with jon-boy anf j-train, you lucky sods! This week we discuss Michael Jackson's doctor's perscription, heagehog vs a kitchen knife, and a woman getting hit by a car whilst on the toilet!! We also get joined by Mr Pink from the DHB radio show! | 3 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 31 | Holy crap, here it is episode 31 an extra long episode for you guys 'cause we missed a couple of shows and yes we're drinking but it has been two weeks since we did a show so celebrations are in order! Also apologises to scott from the DHB, J was upset and thinking of THE ROYAL AND DOODALL SHOW not to mention he's a racist, xenophobic w****r. We discuss p*******e denials, rescue hot dogs and also daughters handing over their s**t to help cure their mothers! | 26 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 30 | Hay folks here we are at episode 30! No j-train this week for shame! but we discuss holidays from hell, as Jon-Boy goes off on holiday to tan up and get pissed and probably burnt. We discuss the 9/11 anniversary , ghetto babies, holiday makers being decapitated and also s**t sprinkling shoppers! No show next sunday. | 11 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 29 | Hello kids we're here and Dave's with us this week as he's finished banging his older lady over last weekend and now he's up for a show! We talk s**t, eels and make-shift torture chambers! We also get a call from a gay podcaster, and also a voicemail from a certain memeber of the DHB looking for advice from the DKP boys! Jesus H Christ! | 6 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 28 | Hi there folks, episode 28 here! daves off on one of his gigs so its left to the Jtrain and Jon-boy have to take the lead! And we get drunk, so be warned! We have the along waited M challenge, man beating up a baby, a woman sticks herself to the kitchen and also a crazy ginger kid! We also have a phone in from a Scotsman! Yay! | 31 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 27 | Hay there and welcome to epsiode 27 of the DKP! With special sit-in guest Soggy D! We talk all things animal from shark attacks and the best way to deal with 'em, to also discuss cats being microwaved. We also discuss a man who shoots his chest pains away! | 31 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 26 | hay there folks episode 26 out now, and yes we're had a drink so be warned! We talk millionaire dogs, London riots, Soggy D is single and out for love, we also talk about nuclear reactors in flats and mums injecting kids with s**t!!!! | 31 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 25 | Hay there yes its here! Episode 25, the racist show with MINSTREL the Asian! We discuss teachers head butting kids, boy kills girlfriend for a bet, the Vatican and mob banking exploits, and the J-train even takes a racist quiz, the results wont startle you! | 31 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 24 | Hay there joiners of the DKP, here we are episode 24! Also happy to announce our first female guest, yes that’s right the mysterious M is in studio. we have our first talk about sploshers, don’t know what one is? then tune in! We also discuss baked beans! | 31 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 23 | Hay there folks this weeks show consists of transsexual self-op p***s cutters, bearded female police wanabe, dogs being hung, and Muslim child sex traders! Yay! Bit of a lame sick corner this week sorry, but episode 25 looms! | 31 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 22 | Hi guys, episode 22 here, yay! Jon-boy returns from his festival celebrations at Sonisphere, we have severed p***s stories and Scientology makes a return, plus women robs bank with AIDS card! we end this week's show on a band called THE QEMISTS with Stomp Box. | 26 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 21 | (NEW IMPROVED SHOW!)Hello there folks, episode 21! yes that's right we've finally come of age, so hopefully we'll have a more kick-ass sound for you! yay! this week we discuss those sexual deviants the Amish, the tale of Noah's Ark, crazy, fat, heffer drivers, and a classic poop story! | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 20 | Hi there folks, this is it finally our Tommy Wiseau, 'THE ROOM' special, we also throw the gauntlet down to the whatthepod boys and also our new studio set-up coming next week, better sound, better equipment and even live phone ins! Skype us bitches - "jonodirtykong"! | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 19 | The J-train is off this week boozing it up at the isle of white festival leaving jon-boy and dave-von doggie at the wheel, we discuss proud p*******es, rats running a muck, cross-dressing man kills goat, and the biggest turn around in dirty kong history! | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 18 | (WARNING: this episode was a last-minute thing and therefore the sound quality is pretty crappy) But anyway this week we're discussing Taboos: welcome to our taboo episode his week we discuss transsexuals, English manners the dos and don'ts, Japanese cartoon porn and caterpillar lovin! Enjoy! another late episode due to technical difficulties but we're back on track now dear listeners. | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 17 | Hay there folks, after a short time away the DKP is back! we discuss Madeleine McCann, frozen old ladies, Popeyes chicken, prison officers and their sandwiches and we also play a sample track from DJ Beatz so enjoy!! Taboo episode coming soon! | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 16 | This week we discuss Stupid Stories: Here we are again folks another fine episode with the SPLURGE! and yes we have plenty of stupid stories to share...mostly the SPLURGE'S. Enjoy! | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 15 | Finally its here, we're sorry it took so long, but there ya go another filler episode before our "stupid stories" episode, we talk about lesbians kissing, Muslim emails, stupid old people and their dogs and even worms in peoples brains! | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 14 | The Unexplained Part 2: Hay there folks, yes new tech established rock on! We discuss alien/Dr. Phil drag race, women raped by aliens, UFO prophet Mr. white shirt, plus 3 rules that prove the existence of extraterrestrials and how to cook your baby's placenta. | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 13 | Hay it's The Unexplained Part 1: new tech, new sound yay! we discuss and solve the puzzles of the Mongolian death worm, Bigfoot, and ghosts, not to mention those pesky shadow people! We also rip into the TAPS team and even Jon-boy's personal hero and con artist Derick acorah! | 25 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 12 | (WARNING WORST SHOW EVER!) dave couldn't make the show this week so instead we pipe in our friend Ben to sit in the garden for our first summer show! and we get drunk! Hurrah! So we apologies for the quality of this show but Vondoggie will return next week | 24 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 11 | This week we're on about Embarrassing Stories: the two classics - w**k stories and s**t stories, also we hear from listeners embarrassing moments, and a dog involved in a shootout. | 24 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 10 | DOUBLE DIGITS! Yes that's right episode 10 is here 'the party episode', with returning guests "our friend ben" and "the splurge" sorry for the incoherent chatter! We discuss red nose day 'the pros and cons', also diet affecting men's cum, and porno on a Ferris wheel! DOUBLE JOY! | 24 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 09 | Hay guys this week we discuss Science: Say no to religion and welcome reason and the dirty kong podcast is the best place for reason! atomic bombs, the end of the world, mice with human ears, mashed up spiders, human kebabs and strawberry cocks joy! EPISODE 10 is close at hand... | 24 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 08 | Let downs (MINSTREL), birthday wishes, alternative "b******t" therapies, burning women and rich kids kicking puppies. | 24 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 07 | Hay folks this week we have for ya: ghost stories, cunning "who gives a f**k" fox, glitter watch, sausage man, and sexy zombies! | 24 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 06 | Nostalgia: toys and cartoons! yay! hulking cocks, evil Japanese piggy banks, and chicken babies! | 24 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 05 | The Internet: porno, suicide kids, cigar scams, peados and the SPLURGE...you'll find out. | 24 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 47 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Podcast
Getting better with every podcast, keep up the good work
well done lads
really like this show its a bit raw and gritty but the show improves after every episode! its got gross humour and satire and it goes to really dark places sometimes, so yeah keep it up guys!
Hilarious
Satiricle lads banter, best way to describe this podcast and its fairly laid back and easy listening worth a 1 hour listen every week and definatly worth a sub getting better every week!!!
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