The Gentleman's Review
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Podcast Description
The Gentleman's Review is a fortnightly podcast featuring Martin Wolfenden, Andrew Wilson, Tom Stringfellow and the irrepressible Lisa Goddard. It consists of lies, tall stories and a strange beery smell that simply won't go away. We've tried rubbing the podcast with Detol but that just made everybody sound French and Tom's genitals exploded. You can get in touch with us on Twitter @thegentsreview, Facebook, by email: thechaps@thegentlemansreview.com or by voice-mail on 07092 309194.
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ExplicitEpisode 97 – Billy Swanfucker | While looking through their uncle’s old desk: Andy, Lisa and Martin find a mysterious document, linking them to the end of the world. They also discuss Andy’s uncanny ability to hide in plain sight, the Victorians and the horrors of Google Plus. Warning: Nipply | 13 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 96 – Mouse Titties | Tom has been summoned to Scotland to destroy the last remnants of the rebel alliance. Meanwhile Lisa, Andy and Martin work on a new super weapon known as the Deathstar. Also, they chat about molesting rodents and continue their review of French biscuits. All in your entertainment packed bum. | 4 5 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 95 – Drama | In an attempt to court the arts, the gang (without Lisa who was poorly) invite infamous actors Barry Dab and Jamie Tench onto the show. Much to the annoyance of Andy, who was once felt up on a tube train by them, in both directions. Warning: Glands. | 15 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 94 – Hermit | Kyle explains that in the near future an artificial intelligence network called Skynet will become self-aware and initiate a nuclear holocaust of mankind. Sarah's yet-unborn son John will rally the survivors and lead a resistance movement against Skynet and its army of machines. With the Resistance on the verge of victory, Skynet has sent a Terminator back in time to kill Sarah before John can be born. The Terminator is an emotionless and efficient killing machine with a powerful metal endoskeleton, but with an external layer of living tissue that makes it resemble a human being. Also the team discuss bad soundtrack recordings, favourite holiday resorts and continue ripping off the Precious Little podcast with another edition of ‘Ask Tom’. Warning: Holes. | 1 4 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 93 – St Patrick’s Whistle | It’s St Patrick’s Day in the little hamlet of Gentlemansford, and the gang celebrate like all good English people by lying about their Irish ancestry, drinking Guinness, playing the penny whistle and regaling each other with facts about St Patrick, provided by the gentry. Warning: Guinness. | 18 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 92 – The Hat of Holmes | Mum! Where’s the Germolene? Not here, you raw bummed scrubber! Off to the rubber museum with you. I have chores to do. Also Martin forgets even more names, Tom gets angry about jazz singers, Lisa drives the desk and Andy farts the national anthem through a sieve. Warning: Warning. | 9 3 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 91 – Cribbinsing | In this episode: Martin introduces the new craze of Cribbinsing, Tom fools with some knobs, Andy feels your presents and Lisa calls for world peace while roaring into a saxophone. They also make an appeal for somebody with a pub piano to assist with their "F*** the Daily Mail" campaign. Warning: Biohazard. | 5 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 90 – Old | To celebrate the podcast getting to the big nine-oh, Andy and Lisa have run away to christen their first child. This leaves Tom and Martin to pull their socks up and fingers out to produce an unforgettable hour of unedited joy. However instead of that, they did a live video podcast that 4 people watched. This is the audio from that poddy, and we hope you enjoy Martin interviewing Tom, in a feature no way stolen from another podcast. Warning: Unedited. | 22 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 89 – Nakey Bakey | In this episode: Andy learns the true meaning of swans, Lisa catches the Chorlton strangler, Tom talks to the maker of levitating cripplers and Martin smokes opium while writing this week’s podcast summary. Warning: blown goats. | 8 1 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 88 – Christmas Special 2011 | It's that time of year again when Martin's brain explodes and everybody gathers at his Mum's house to record a podcast onto his phone. Yes this is definately a tradition and not a one off. Also Martin would like to thank the wonderful J.F Derry for the 13 packets of biscuits he sent to his hospital bed. Merry Christmas. | 21 12 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 87 – Zombie Dogs | In this episode the usual idiots are joined by comedian Andrew J Lederer to discuss the merits of the monarchy, the pronunciation of the word 'Amazon' and tiny lavatory cleaners. | 26 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 86 – The Gentlemen and Lady Review | This episode attempts to prove why the 'review' in this podcast's title is a misnomer. Tom is a away and Lisa takes the reigns as they attempt to review Reg D. Hunter's Christmas DVD, a two year old video game and the new series of Mongrels. Dill the podcast hound also makes his presence felt with a series of bumps and rumbles. It's like a hairy ghost is visiting you for tea. Warning: This podcast contains strobe lighting. | 16 11 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 85 – Halloween IIIIIIIIIIIIV | Suddenly remembering that Halloween is on it's way: Martin, Tom, Andy and Lisa hastily recorded this podcast. The proof of this is that you can download it into your head. Your head is made of a skeleton bit, which is scary, as is your body, which is mostly skeleton bits. Warning: Contains the mildest of horror. | 30 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 84 – Clang | Hey! Look over there, it's Andy, Lisa, Martin and Tom talking about ghost riding, grappling irons, rapey eagles and other things. Also Dill the podcast hound is more vocal than ever. For those of you are interested, here is a link to the Spotify playlist mentioned in this episode: http://open.spotify.com/user/lordwolfy/playlist/2pi8GeqR3UhyJrwA836mco. | 16 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 83 – Heatwave | With temperatures unseasonably high and a dangerous fan whirring in their faces, Martin, Tom, Lisa and Andy attempt to speak for an hour about stuff but at times fade away, like prisoners in one of those metal box Japanese war camp things. Warning: Sounds. | 1 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 82 – Science Special | Yes, grab hold of your Tesla coils and prepare for an entire episode dedicated to the facts of science. Questions answered in this episode are: why do horses die and wear trousers? What exactly is an atom? Can you send information back in time to warn Queen Victoria? And many many many many more. In your face Answer Me This! | 25 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 81 – In Memoriam | In memory of episode 81 which perished at only 40 minutes long. | 17 9 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 80 – Logan’s Zimmer | Yes! That's right, the Gentleman's Review has lasted until episode 80. Who would have thought that it would even still exist after all these years? Certainly not the chaps- who treat it just like any other episode and flap their idiot holes in time to the crazy music of their minds. The details of The Trap's show are below. THE TRAP: X ETCETERA THEATRE, CAMDEN AUGUST 25TH-28TH @ 7.30PM PART OF THE CAMDEN FRINGE BOOK NOW! http://www.camdenfringe.com/ | 20 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Gentleman’s Review’s Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow | In this episode, the chaps take to the stage to perform their first ever Edinburgh Fringe show. It was recorded on the 8th August at the Banshee Labyrinth and it was ably teched by the brilliant Misha Anker. Please forgive the sound quality as it was recorded with single microphone next to the stage. During the show: Tom has a nervous breakdown, Andy reveals his love of boobies and Dab and Tench perform extracts from their most recent projects. It’s like sex but less sticky. Many thanks tp Peter Buckley-Hill and all the kind people on the Free Fringe who made this possible. | 13 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 79 – The Space Person | Poor old Tom’s botty has exploded so Andy and Martin must battle their way through the podcast with only Dill the podcast hound and box of carrot cake for company. Will they get to the end or crash and burn? Download now to have the answer spooged into your ears. Warning: This podast contains 0.03% Michael McIntyre. | 9 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 78 – Cheese Roll | Andy’s back and this time it’s got Andy in it! Not the greatest tag line in the world but it could have been worse. The tagline could have been "cracking off over a bare flump." So with him back the guys talk about Andy's not real wedding and his hatred of Tom and Martin. They also plug the backside off a few Edinburgh shows and shout at lazy drivers. Warning: This is not the Stephen Fry and Rafael Nadal podcast because that doesn’t exist. | 25 6 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 77 – Impersonal | With Andy away getting married or something, Tom and Martin rush to finish the podcast so they can get drunk. Topics covered this week are: the new honours list, laughing at horrible things and the horror of marriage. | 12 6 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 76 – May Cause Drowsiness | With Andy laid up with a weak chest. Tom and Martin take the podcast over the cliff of geekery and into the deep canyon of nerdism. Among the usual topics of Doctor Who and naughty bits: Martin attempts to explain the workings of a quantum computer, the Gentry tell us about their favourite animals and Tom gets to grips with a vegetarian Hippo. Martin sounds a bit drunk in this episode but it is only 'morning after' munting. | 30 5 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 75 – Mashed Brain | With Tom in Downton. Andy learns quickly that Martin's 'drink yourself wobbly' method of podcast preparation leaves a great deal to be desired. A video version of this podcast can be found at http://www.thegentlemansreview.com. Warning: May contain Michael McIntyre. | 2 5 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 74 – Fozzy and the Bannermen | The sun is shining and the chaps come fresh from an argument, to bring us more of their over stated idiocy and prove categorically that their grip on reality has finally loosened to the point where they are in danger of falling into an abyss of nonsense. | 17 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 73 – Headache | To celebrate Friday night, Tom and Martin got incredibly drunk. Which means that today's podcast is brought to you by the power of hangovers. However worry not! For Andy is as sharp as a pointy thing which more than makes up for Martin's slurred speech and Tom's occasional lapses into silence. Also listen out for Chris Moyles doing a camel up the wrong'n. | 2 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 – Comic Relief Special – Part 8 | It's the final hour! More importantly, it is BOOZE TIME! Crack open a bottle and join the gang as the drink their way to the finale. If you hear knocking during the last number, that was Martin's mum and step-dad waiting outside with tea and booze. Don't forget you can still donate until the 17th April 2011 at http://www.justgiving.com/thegentlemansreview | 26 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 – Comic Relief Special – Part 7 | The team discuss their most and least favourite public lavatories. Don't forget you can still donate until the 17th April 2011 at http://www.justgiving.com/thegentlemansreview | 26 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 – Comic Relief Special – Part 6 | It's quiz time! Which means that Martin sits out most of this podcast while he rests his addled, food and sleep starved brain, while smoking cigarettes. Listen out for more karaoke. Don't forget you can still donate until the 17th April 2011 at http://www.justgiving.com/thegentlemansreview | 26 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 – Comic Relief Special – Part 5 | Welcome to the hour of hell where Martin loses it completely, Andy makes coffee and Tom fills in before the cavalry arrives in the shape of Lisa and Dill. Hurray! | 25 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 – Comic Relief Special – Part 4 | Weeeeee oooooooo! It's the Doctor Who hour! In which three flagging and broken men pit themselves again the superior Doctor Who knowledge of Michael Legge, Paul Litchfield and the Gentry. If you listen carefully you can hear Martin's mind snapping. | 25 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 – Comic Relief Special – Part 3 | In this episode a certain George Pim (Paul Litchfield), gives the chaps a call about the olden days of Comic Relief. | 24 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 – Comic Relief Special – Part 2 | The second part of the sexy nine hour podcast. | 23 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 – Comic Relief Special – Part 1 | The broadcast version of this podcast started really well. However the recorded version suffers from stunted growth because Martin forgot to start the recorder until 36 minutes in. However fear not, for this is a drop in the ocean when compared to the eight and a half hours to come. | 22 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 71 – Drowned in Butter | People never read podcast descriptions, so I can write whatever I like. Here are the first two paragraphs of Pride and Prejudice: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters. Chris Moyles plays with himself to that. | 6 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 36 | ExplicitVideoEpisode XX – A Boring Appeal | Martin puts on his most boring and charitable voice, to request sponsorship for the 9 hour live podcast, which the chap’s are doing for Comic Relief. If you would like to sponsor them you can do so at: http://www.justgiving.com/thegentlemansreview | 26 2 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 37 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 70 – Vision On | To celebrate reaching their seventieth podcast, Martin and Andy gurn into a camera for your entertainment. Tom didn’t want to be in front of the camera, so he is operating it. Look out for Chris Moyles’ bum flying past the window. | 20 2 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 70 – Vision On (Audio Only) | To celebrate reaching their seventieth podcast, Martin and Andy gurn into a camera for your entertainment. Tom didn’t want to be in front of the camera, so he is operating it. Look out for Chris Moyles’ bum flying past the window. | 20 2 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 69 – Bum Fleas | Take an aspirin and manoeuvre your hungover brain onto a soft cushion, because the chaps are back for another episode of half ideas and gibbering. In this episode Martin sings, Tom tells us about his pies, Andy makes a death threat and Lisa confesses her love for Barry Scott. All in your old look Gentleman's Review. You can also sponsor them for their Comic Relief special by going to http://www.justgiving.com/thegentlemansreview . | 6 2 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 68 – Bath Mites | In this episode: the chaps announce the forthcoming Red Nose Day special, Martin tells us about his trip to Asda, Andy shares some of his best painting and decorating tips and they read out your lovely letters. This podcast is manufactured on the same production line as those containing Justin Bieber. | 23 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 67 – Bad Chips | With Christmas in the bin, the chaps settle back into their routine of amnesia, bumming and biscuits. They also test some chips, discuss forming a band and a certain wrinkled Jedi Master makes an unwelcome return. Warning: contains rude scenes, excessive discussion of Doctor Who and Chris Moyles flies through on a magic hairdryer. | 9 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 66 – 2010 Christmas Special | The chaps are getting all festive as they open prezzies, pull crackers and try to work out why Martin makes mulled wine, before falling back on the usual topics of telly and boobies. Warning: Contains shouty singing. | 15 12 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 65 – Aroooo | In this episode: Dill makes his feelings felt about not having a place on the sofa, Martin tells the best anecdote ever, while Tom and Andy w**k off toVictoria Coren. Warning: Contains dog singing. | 27 11 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 64 – Plan B | With the failure of the magic recordy box, the chaps are forced to leave their cave and shout the podcast onto Martin’s iPhone in a pub. Topics of conversation include: wanking with friends, slapstick sheep and piano mites. Warning: Contains schlong language. | 14 11 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 63 – Creepy Halloween | Yes! We’re back after a five week holiday and what do we have to show for it? Nothing, just a big pile of toot with a dusting of frightening scariness. Warning: Contains nasty horror. | 30 10 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 62 – Ghosts and Giraffes | In this final podcast before a break, the chaps are joined by special guest Lisa Goddard to discuss Tall Television and cracking off with ghosts before a hungover Martin loses the plot completely. Warning: Small ones are less juicy. They are liars! | 18 9 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 61 – No Poo But Purlieu | This week Andy pitches some new series ideas for Robson Green, Tom reviews the reviews of 'Sherlock' and Martin reminisces about closing an Edwardian music hall with a 'not shitting' act. Warning: Bouncy. | 22 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 60 – 2010 Edinburgh Fringe Special | The chaps are joined by comedian Michael Legge in Edinburgh to discuss punk perry, self harming actors and talking lead. Martin also proves why he shouldn't drink four pints before a podcast. Warning: Contains far more funny material than usual, due to Michael. | 13 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 59 – Cheggered | In this episode: spurred on by the efforts of Keith Chegwin, the guys steal a feature from another podcast before discussing Spandex in the fax and Shatner's BMW. Not only that but Tom treats us to his famous street theatre. Warning: guts and ghosts. | 25 7 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 58 – Too Damned Hot! | In this episode the guys struggle with the oppressive heat to discuss: living in an igloo, Martin's hatred of Christine Bleakley and the Lavatory Queen. Warning: Contains slow slurring words. | 13 7 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 57 – The Trousers of Matthew Crosby | In this episode: Andy laments the loss of Matthew Crosby's trousers, Martin tells of his adventures with ducks and Tom is surprised to see a man. Warning: This episodes is made of electricity. | 27 6 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 56 – Are We Recording? | In this week's episode Martin and Tom are left to their own devices while Andy is away doing something else. So they get drunk and forget that they are recording a podcast, before running out of beer and going to the pub. Warning: Contains scenes of an alcoholic nature. | 13 6 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 55 – Two Men and Dill | With Tom working towards world domination, Dill the podcast hound helps Martin and Andy to discuss topics such as: Masterchef, Martin's most embarrassing train moment and his new iPhone. Before they all take a trip to New York and land back in England just in time to chop a head off. Warning: May contain racist mice. | 30 5 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 54 – Slowing Down | This week the chaps never really get a majority of brains . They blame the stresses of working within a coalition and the time spent negotiating with barmen. However they still manage to discuss forming a new Oasis tribute band, young people's attitudes to rimming and the perils of suggesting that Russell Crow is rubbish at accents. Warning: Loose lips sink ships. | 16 5 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 53 – The Big Vote | In this episode Tom and Martin fight through their hangovers to join Andy in the real world. Topics include Yoda's technophobia, carrots and the future of the podcast. Cast your vote at http://www.thegentlemansreview.com to decide the future of The Gentleman's Review. Warning: Contains legs. | 1 5 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 52 – Salty Stone | In this episode Martin, Andy and Tom get to grips with the latest scientific theories while drifting away on a raft made of their own beer sodden minds. Warning: Fleshy nozzles | 17 4 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 51 – Doctor New | In this unedited and waffly episode, the chaps discuss the new series of Doctor Who, Tom get a strop on about being talked over and Martin discusses the burgeoning romance between him and Brian Blessed. Warning: Very waffly. | 4 4 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 50 – Second Birthday | It has been two years since the chaps started waffling into microphones and ramming it into people’s ears using the internet. However this doesn’t stop them from talking utter bollocks for yet another episode. Warning: Contains violent imagery. | 21 3 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 49 – The Empire Strikes Back | In this episode: The war against the Precious Little podcast continues and the chaps must fight a battle to free themselves from the tyranny of the evil Darth Legge. Warning: must contain explosions. | 6 3 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 48 – On a Musical Bent | This week: Martin has a breakdown in musical form and attempts to excommunicate himself , Andy presses the buttons to make it all work and Tom knocks one out over Phyllis Logan’s fruity baps. Warning: Contains bottoms. | 20 2 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 47 – Chocolatey | In this slightly odd addition to The Gentleman’s Review canon: Martin confuses everybody by launching into an impromptu improv, Andy plays “Jizz or Gin” for the first time and Tom tries to keep it all together by shouting at idiots. Warning: This podcast contains flashing imagery and sounds. | 7 2 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 46 – Wobbly Heads | With Andy away at a cockney knees-up, Martin and Tom experiment with pissed podcasting. Topics include: farting puppies, cause and effect and exploding tits. Warning: Do not try this at home. Tom and Martin are trained drinkers. | 24 1 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 63 | ExplicitVideoVideo Intro to Episode 46 | Just a few words from Martin and Tom to enhance your listening pleasure of episode 46. | 24 1 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 45 – Three Men No Cup | It is 2010 and the chaps lose no time in dragging the tone of the new year down to their level. The conversation turns to such edifying subjects as purchasing porn before the days of the internet, Doctor Who and films that mangle Sherlock Holmes. Warning: Contains strong coffee. | 10 1 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 44a – Bestish Bits & Outtakes of 2009 | In this special bonus episode, Martin drags himself from his sick bed to present a compilation of favourite moments from the podcasts of 2009. | 30 12 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 44 – Christmasness Special 2009 | It’s Christmas again and the guys are joined by the beautiful Lisa Goddard to drink sherry, eat Christmas cake and talk the bollocks off a leper. Subjects covered are David Tennant’s best bits, Christmas telly and bobbing for turkeys. Later Martin's mum makes a surprise appearance before Tom, Andy and Lisa show their embarrassment as they sing a rude song in front of her. Warning: Contains tinsel tits. | 13 12 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 43 – The Mouse Trap | Martin is in charge this week and the chaps discuss crap porn (again), clever mice and Doctor Who. Martin also psychoanalyses the chaps but keeps his findings secret. Warning: Hard heads must be worn beyond this point. | 29 11 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 42 – Arse and Hammer | Martin has his house destroyed and Tom gets cross with a loud sexy lady. They also announce their new email address, as the old one is broken. It is: thechaps@thegentlemansreview.com Warning: Contains scenes of a sexual nature and wanton destruction. | 15 11 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 41 – X-Ray Specs | Thomas Gary Stringfellow mans the cauldron for a Halloween edition of the podcast - in which names for s**t are discussed at length, Martin John Patrick Wolfenden makes less sense than usual and Andrew Duncan Wilson gets cross with British Telecom. Warning: May contain guts. | 1 11 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 40 – The Balloon of Time | In this episode the team accidentally crash a podcast presented by their future selves, where they discuss stealth wanking, erotic bus journeys and whether you can ram an entire fast food meal up your arse. Warning: This podcast may contain time vortices. | 18 10 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 39 – Exhausted | This week: Andy ‘The Biscuit King’ Wilson is in charge of two exceedingly knackered shadows, in the corpulent shapes of Martin Wolfenden and Tom Stringfellow. Each of whom squeeze out their final ounce of energy to discuss topics such as: the hatred of sub post offices, inconsiderate epileptics and stupid school teachers. Warning: This podcast may contain knackered pillocks. | 4 10 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 38 – Slight Hysteria | This week Tom takes the chair and the chaps discuss Katy Price, Kanye West and Michael Jackson’s enemies. Andy gets off his tits on coffee, which leads to levels of hysteria never before witnessed in this podcast. So come on Granddad, turn the boiler off! Warning: This episode contains flashing imagery. | 20 9 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 37 – The Case of a Disappearance | Rushbearing 2009 Special: In this episode the chaps disappear at the Sowerby Bridge Rushbearing Festival. Where do they be? Were aliens, ghosts or Monkeys to blame? Do we really care? It was all going on at this year’s Rushbearing festival, mark my words. Warning: May contain nuts. | 7 9 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 36 – Hammocks and Exploding Heads | In this episode: Martin makes the same ‘deliberate misunderstanding’ joke three times. Tom tells of being molested by Paul Foot and Andy keeps it all together armed with nothing more than a cup of tea and his wits. WARNING! : This podcast contains scenes of fat man flagellation and more than one massively inappropriate joke. | 23 8 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 35 – Edinburgh Fringe 2009 | This episode comes from a beer garden in Edinburgh where Martin, Tom & Andy review some of the shows they’ve seen and drink Mark Watson dry of his pear juice. You may be able to detect some drunkenness in this podcast. However this has been caused by technical problems with the recording equipment and not the five pints drunk by each of the chaps before the recording. | 11 8 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 34 – Burger Raves | This week the wonky brained men start on Martin's arse before giving tips on avoiding the pig shivers and wallow in nostalgia as they reminisce about Teletext and ITV Nightscreen. Were those days better? Or were they just s**t? Why does Martin sound so pissed in this episode? | 26 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 33 – Andrew Wilson and the Hangover Kids | In this thirty third episode: Andy coaxes the best out Tom and Martin who are terribly hung-over and they chat about Michael Jackson’s funeral (and the terrible cost to Martin’s Twitter standing), they rant about a certain comedian and discuss what prompted them to self abuse during their early teens. Also listen out for Martin’s brain finally melting during a discussion about Edinburgh previews. | 11 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 32 – Pop King Pops Clogs | This time Martin steers the G.R dinghy into shark infested waters before accidentally puncturing it with a tooth pick. (Enough! Ed.) In this episode the chaps discuss the demise of the king of pop, look at the BBC's Sense and Sensibility report and stare out a northern poet. They would also like to welcome all of their sexy new listeners. | 28 6 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 31 – Debagged and Pumped | It's Tom's turn to steady the tiller of the good ship which he steadies manfully through the jellyfish of corporal punishment in schools, the sharks of the Iran elections and the sardines of skateboarding naked through the palace of Westminster. | 14 6 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 30 – Spoiler Alert! | In this episode Andy takes the helm of the HMS Gentleman's Review and stears the drunken fizzy wine soaked chaps and one lady through the choppy waters of Star Trek, spunky legs and the future of MPs who have been released back into the wild. WARNING: The chaps discuss the new Star Trek film in depth with plenty of spoilers and Martin gets quite drunk. | 1 6 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 29 – Long & Uncut | In this slightly longer and uncut episode Martin & Andy are joined by their favourite guest presenter Lisa Goddard to talk about a new super hero called Burkha Dog and get topical on the arse of the 1979 general election. Message: After the 23rd May 2009 if you are one of our lovely iTunes subscribers, then you will need to subscribe again. This is because we are moving over to a new feed. Our old feed was not controlled by us and we thought it was about time we got that sorted. | 16 5 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 28 – Rumpus Room | In this episode the chaps talk using their mouths and discuss such subjects as ants, modems, bears, dung, Twitter and squirrels. Then martin attempts to impersonate a steam train. STOP PRESS: Chris Moyles is not loosing his breakfast show as discussed in the podcast. The chaps are not bothered though, as they're never up at that time. | 19 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 27 – The Horse & Johnny | Back in the present the chaps get to grips with what they missed while they were away. In this episode they discuss their choices in the Grand National, the career of Johnny Vaughan and Martin proves that he is the country’s premier rubbish impersonator. | 5 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 26 -The Talons of Time | In this first anniversary special. The team are whisked back in time by a stolen time machine where they deal with a whole host of London stereotypes before fighting for their lives against the evil Thaddeus Blunt. Grip the arms of your sofa and have a stiff drink: it's the Talons of Time. The team would like to thank all the listeners who have supported the podcast for the last year and look forward to many more years of keeping you entertained. Happy Birthday! | 21 3 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 25 – Relieving Comics | With Tom safely retuned from the valley of beer the chaps get down to business. In this episode they discuss the merits of wobbling Lisa Goddard's bottom (no, not our one) and all take part in fund raising activities for Comic Relief. On a more geeky note it is also the first episode to be produced entirely with Open Source software and is 100% Penguin friendly. | 16 3 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 24 – Robotom | With Tom away the Martins & Andys will play. OK that doesn't really work. It's business as usual at T.G.R Towers. Though short handed the fellows battle on and test the new MkIX Robot Tom, ask what questions the films of Steven Seagal answer and wait patiently for somebody to call them on Skype. If you want to do just that during the next recording then go to http://www.thegentlemansreview.com and follow the instructional nudey pictures. Or just look at the front page. | 22 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 23 – The Joy of Beer | In this episode the fellows contemplate the delights of beer, lick LSD off Brian Blessed and ask: if you only ate sweet corn for a month, would you produce a yellow lumpy stool? And has Simon Callow taken a job on the X Factor? For answers to these questions and more, come inside to a world of fuzzy wonders. | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 22 – Fatty Bangers | In a return to the old days, the chaps drink booze while gabbing on about the first scandal of the Obama administration, the horror of vegetarian haggis and ask: is posh shepherd's pie really shepherd's pie? Is a Scottish supermarket missing a consignment of a certain tinned product? And should the Shannon Matthews affair be made into a television series? For answers to all these questions; pour yourself a large scotch and settle down for a smooth yet bumpy ride of chat. | 25 1 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 21 – Fruity Cheese | In the first podcast of the New Year the chaps forget those old acquaintances and knuckle down to casting their pods all over 2009. In this episode they read out the worst jokes in the world, slap down Lilly Allen and attempt to answer the question on everybody's lips: when will America blow up? | 10 1 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 20 – Pub Crawl & Review of the year | The chaps strap on their drinking trousers and head off on a pub crawl, recording the podcast as they go. In this episode they look back on the year's stories which included Shannon Matthews, Heather Mills and the Pope's denunciation of homosexuality. However the pub crawl takes over with drink setting the agenda and addling the chap's minds with amusing results. | 28 12 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 19 – 2008 Christmas Special | It's Christmas! Lisa joins the chaps to deliver a giant scoop of it into your quivering brain holes. The news is ignored completely in favour of carols, northern Christmas practices, misread cracker jokes and Dill the dog singing Doctor Who. Join them for the after show Video Podblog for larks a few. | 15 12 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 18 – Fog Balls | This week Martin is confused and says the wrong episode number with his mad mouth before subjects such as Iceland's horrible food ads, poo in bags, fog and lezzing up are discussed at length over tea and biccies. | 1 12 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 17 – Pop Goes the Rat | After the joyous victory of Barack Obama in the US Presidential election, the chaps choose to mostly ignore this while instead concentrate on topics such as: hunting vermin, laughing at people from the Bristol area and asking the question: is having sex with a hairless puppy like doing it with a tiny man? | 16 11 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 16 – U.S Election Special | Yes it's the U.S Election special: in which Martin resigns in disgrace and the chaps are forced to remain sober throughout. Topics this week include rotting vegetables and rude delivery men. Oh and they talk a bit about the US Presidential election. | 3 11 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 15 – Misogyny and Rubber Coins | This week the fellows unbutton their collars and look at the modern world of computer games then work out how to lift a naked man with a stick and discuss the best way to make a profit for yourself while raising money for charity. | 19 10 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 14 – Nursery Rhymes and Crocodiles | In this episode the fellows discuss the future of the economy and attempt to unravel the story that is the Arnold Schwarzenegger versus Boris Johnson feud. Would Boris win in a fight? Or would Arnold use his new floppy titties to emerge victorious? Find out, inside The Gentlemans Review. WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS DRUNKEN MEN. | 5 10 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 13 – Doctor Woooooo! | Back at G.R Towers the chaps consider the merits of deporting frightened people to Switzerland, tea and whether Jordan should give it all up for a job in Stringfellows nightclub. Also Tom gets irrationally angry about everything and Martin shouts a bit. | 21 9 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 12 – Ginger Goolies | In an extra special episode Tom, Andy and Martin are joined by Lisa to do a podcast from the Sowerby Bridge Rushbearing festival. In this podcast the chaps and chapess all gang up and beat Martin for forgetting the good microphones before discussing such topics as spring men and see through ladies. We apologise for the quality of this recording but Martin is a microphone forgetting twot. | 8 9 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 11 – Perry and The Fringe | In the eleventh podcast Tom and Martin are left to their own devices as Andy leaves to renegotiate his contract. With the absence of his sobering influence, the guys get incredibly pissed on cheap perry and discuss the pressing issues of the day. These include pervert craft materials and s**t telly. | 24 8 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 10 – Pimp My Rabbit | It's the tenth podcast! Which the chaps believe is a cause for celebration. With it being twenty weeks since the first and all. This week the chaps talk about what they've being doing for the last twenty weeks, sexy rabbits and how you can pimp your trousers. | 10 8 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 9 – Relaxed and Skeletal | While Martin is gaying up sheep in the Lake District, Lisa Goddard (no not that one) takes his warm and moist place and the chaps and chapess actually get to review some news, without his yammerings dragging them off course. Topics discussed this week included s**t crop circles, pixie belief and midget spog theft. We apologise about the occasional clicks in the podcast, these were caused by a spazzing mixing desk. | 27 7 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 8.5 – Fizzy Whisky | This podcast is a special bonus episode, which was recorded in order that we might get the rusty train of The Gentleman's Review, onto the cracked rails of Network Rail and into the scheduled station of doom. This week we discuss the aesthetic merits of Rafael Nadal and whether Martin is actually being molested by ghosts in his sleep. Also Tom has come back from Scotland with strange tales aplenty. Oooooooooo! | 13 7 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 8 – Two Men and a Lady | In this week's podcast Martin and Andrew are joined by special guest host Lisa Goddard (No not that one) as Tom is still in Scotland gobbling the sporan of plenty. They discuss the plight of the humble wasp and the many cocks of the male Kangaroo. Oh and the word Martin was trying to remember was 'belming'. | 7 7 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 7 – Wotsits, Chocs and Dolphin Cocks | This time the fellows discuss fussy eaters & David Davis. Then try to discover which Corey was in the Goonies and whether genital navigation is possible | 15 6 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 6 – The Hallucinogenic Palpation Machine | It's Martin's Birthday so the chaps drink more than usual and talk about spooging on fat men and Ghostbuster knobs. | 1 6 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 5 – Devil Balls and Hand-Me-Downs | Today Martin banged the arse out of his microphone, Andy confessed to be bigger than his relatives and Tom twanged himself on the head. | 18 5 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 4 – The Dresser | In this episode our heroes battle with the most severe hangovers known to man, a groaning dressing table and Andy's squeaky thighs, to discuss poo and something about Boris Johnson being made mayor of London. However that's just made up...isn't it? Oh dear... | 5 5 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 3 – Fizzy Balls | In this episode Martin learns why the girls in Spain wash their knickers in champagne and the chaps discuss deep fried kids. | 17 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2 – Drunk Man Talking | This week the chaps drink far too much champagne while discussing big faced horses and Anne Robinson in space. | 6 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 1 – Trampolines and Foxes | This is our first ever podcast and it's a bit shaky in places as it was recorded in Martin's living room and not all the mics worked properly. It's still pretty funny. This week we discuss whether wet hair makes a lady dirty and the need for trampolines in the city of London. | 23 3 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
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I've listened to five of these podcast now and I can say han on heart that I've not heard many better. This is like sitting in a pub with your friends and the guys obviously know each other pretty well and their affection for each other comes across in droves. I would say that I'd like to see a few more features in this podcast but I can't fault it for that and am happy to give it the maximum number of stars. Sal
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