The S&M Rants
De Shane Birley & Monica Hamburg
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Descripción del podcast
The S&M Rants Podcast is a weekly podcast where Shane Birley and Monica Hamburg talk about weird and amusing stuff.
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Explicit(Updated:) Episode 40 - My FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine | Update: Originally the feed picked up only the *ringtone* for this episode - it should have the full episode (33 minutes+) there now. --Show Description:-- How shall you win your love back? What plan will get her back in your arms forever? You can't say you've tried everything unless you've burned down her brother's property or staged beng kidnapped by a gang! Tip: in the world of FTs you are awarded bonus points for originality and drama! We're excited to have Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber from the Ear Candy podcast as our Guest Judges for this episode, to analyse these specimens and determine our "FT of the Week". Plus: A man fails his exam because of a cat. (Who hasn't been there...) And we have your new ringtone... Follow Ear Candy on Twitter (@earcandynewyork) and Facebook. (Vance Barber's also on Twitter as @vancejbarber) There's more bad romance on Episode 29 "Better Relationships Through Arrests and the KKK!" with Alex Falcone and Ezra Fox of "Read it and Weep". SUBSCRIBE! Rate and Review us on iTunes (remember: every positive review you give us makes us bolder and more powerful!) (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). We're on Stitcher Now: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756 So you can now listen anyway you darn well please! :) GET MORE FTs! On: Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants CONTACT/FIND US: Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.) Permalink | Leave a comment » | 17/2/12 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 39 - God Save Your Victims vs. Gambling with the Dead | Once again, we have some ethical dilemmas... If you run over someone with your car what's the protocol? Get out and help him or provide some religious insight? And if someone's advances are making you consistently uncomfortable should you report him to the police or murder him and go gambling with the body in the trunk? Remember: you never choose the obvious when you go full FT. We're thankful that Pat and Rob from the comedy podcast, "Somebody and Me" are here as our Guest Judges to provide some insight and decide the "FT of the Week". Plus: We envision a fake doctor call. Follow Somebody and Me on Twitter (@SomebodyFunny) and on Facebook Was this your first time listening to "The S&M Rants"? You might want to try Episode 35 next. There are more odd dillemas way back on Episode 20 with Sara Bynoe " 20 ("Hang Out With A Dead Body, Hide Your Pron, The Fake Hitman Cometh!" with Sara Bynoe). SUBSCRIBE! Rate and Review us on iTunes (remember: you are special. And we love you!) (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). We're on Stitcher Now: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756 So you can now listen anyway you darn well please! :) GET MORE FTs! On: Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants CONTACT/FIND US: Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.) Permalink | Leave a comment » | 10/2/12 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 38 - Plan WTF from Outside Sanity | (A quick disclaimer here: I had to do a pretty quick edit on this episode due to time-constaints - so if it's your first time listening to the podcast, try starting with, say, Episode 34, 29 or 35.) Stab yourself repeatedly over a customer service incident? Or concoct a murder-for-money scheme that involved electrocuting a cat? If you can't envision yourself doing either, then you're bound to be as completely baffled by our competitors and their plans as we are... And, so, to determine our "FT of the Week", we are grateful to have Bruce M Campbell who returns to lend his brilliance and wit to the show as our Guest Judge. Plus: we have an erotic story that is neither erotic nor a story. What it is, however, is completely WTF?! __________________________________________________________________________________________________ Follow Bruce Campbell on Twitter and Facebook. Some other bad plans you might enjoy: A woman who faked her rape to move to a better neighborhood (Episode 31 with Jay Larson and "The Lurker") and a man who had some unique ideas (like framing a bear) for how to murder his girlfriend (Episode 28 with Eric Fell). __________________________________________________________________________________________________ Please: SUBSCRIBE And rate/review us on iTunes (remember: you are special. And we love you.) (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). We're on Stitcher Now: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756 So you can now listen anyway you darn well please! :) GET MORE FTs! On: Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants CONTACT/FIND US: Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.) Permalink | Leave a comment » | 3/2/12 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 37 - Door-to-door Sexman vs. Maternity Wear Pickup Artist | Women! They're so difficult to understand! How can one possibly gage what seduction technique will work on them? That's why it's important to confuse the ladies by having a completely unique approach. This week's FTs redefine original. One gives gals the choice of magazines or sex while another dresses in women's maternity gear to woo. Foolproof! Monica desperately needs help to determine our "FT of Week" and so her mom returns to judge the FTness. And: we have some sexual hypnosis for you... _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Related creeps you might like: A man who went door-to-door checking breasts (Episode 27 - "Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster!" with Jackie Gold)) and a guy who tried to seduce kids - in his own apartment building (Episode 24 -"Get Oiled, Get Licked, Get Arrested, Get Shot Up the A!" with Brian Brushwood) And we refer to our Eastern European porn proposal which is in Episode 34 "What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!" ________________________________________________________________________________________ Please vote for your choice for "FT of the Week" (Use the poll, comment, twitter us, Facebook us, email us etc. Info and links below.) Please: SUBSCRIBE And rate/review us on iTunes. (remember: it's not shite.) (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). We're on Stitcher Now: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756 So you can now listen anyway you darn well please! :) MORE INSANITY: Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants CONTACT/FIND US: Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants Permalink | Leave a comment » | 27/1/12 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 36 - Those 10 Minutes of Freedom Were Pleasant But I'm Ready to Go Back | So, you've been to jail. That's pretty FTed in itself, but maybe you learned from the experience. You're going to clean up your act, stay out of the slammer for the rest of your life. Or you could commit a crime. As soon as you get released. Right in the jail parking lot. That's cool too... Vying for the title of "FT of the Week" we have a man who urinated and stole a car as he left the prison - and another guy who beat up his girlfriend, who had come to pick him up. We so desperately need help.... And we're grateful to have the wisdom of our awesome Guest Judge, Matt Koff who assists in sorting out the FTness. And we have another instance of condiment fury... _____________________________________ Matt Koff is also on Twitter (@matt_koff) Haven't heard last week's episode (#35)? It has a special woman incensed over her a condiment slight... I refer to two of my favorite podcasts in this episode, Distorted View and The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon (@nyccrimereport) _____________________________________ Please vote for your choice for "FT of the Week" (Use the poll, comment, twitter us, Facebook us, email us etc. Info and links below.) Please: SUBSCRIBE And rate/review us on iTunes (remember: you are special. And we love you.) (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). We're on Stitcher Now: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756 So you can now listen anyway you darn well please! :) MORE INSANITY: Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants CONTACT/FIND US: Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants Permalink | Leave a comment » | 20/1/12 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 35 - Tase for Condiments or Shoot-it-up over a Burrito Price Increase? | You don't get enough condiments with your burger order. Or they raised the prices on your favorite fast-food meal. Sure, you could just discuss your issue or accept the increase - but what would be the fun in that? Why not add some prison time to your frustration by going all "Falling Down" on them? We're stumped by the FTedness of these foodies. Thankfully, Tom Reynolds and Tim Daniels of "The Complete Guide to Everything are here to give us their sage judgement and determine our "FT of the Week". And we meet a very considerate family member. ---------------------------------- The Complete Guide for Everything is at tcgte.com and on Facebook and Twitter (@complete guide). Find: Tom Reynolds on (@tomreynolds) and Tim Daniels (@yourpaltim). Please vote for your choice for "FT of the Week" (Use the poll, comment, twitter us, Facebook us, email us etc. Info and links below.) More fast food irrationality can be found on Episode 26 "No Meat Equals Murder" where we talk about a man who's lack of meat... made him crazy! And: We're on Stitcher Now: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756 So you can now listen anyway you darn well please! :) Please:Subscribe! And rate/review us on iTunes (remember: you're an influencer!) (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants Permalink | Leave a comment » | 13/1/12 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares! | Did you know that showing your goods to someone else can improve your life? What would you say if I told you that touching yourself would improve your vocal range? Or that using sex toys in front of your doctor would help you feel better about your body? Would you say, "That sounds reasonable"? Sure you would. Trying to figure out the biggest FT of these is taking way too much out of us. So we turn our Guest Judge, the great Glen Tickle of "Pretending to be on TV" who helps us determine our "FT of the Week". And: Monica reads a subtle, realistic script... --- Watch Glen's show PretendingtoBeonTV.com which seems to not be on television. Follow Glen on Twitter (@glentickle) and his show on Facebook. Please vote for your choice for "FT of the Week" (Use the poll, comment, twitter us, Facebook us, email us etc. Links below.) And if you're wondering where to find the "house-call doctor" we refer to in this episode, that's in #27 "Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster!". Subscribe, please! And rate/review us on iTunes (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants Permalink | Leave a comment » | 6/1/12 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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Explicit2012 New Year Bonus: How to Improve Your Home... and Your Family Ties... | This is a special bonus feature. Happy New Year! Enjoy this uber-plausible Family Ties/Home Improvement erotica. And, if you care for more hideous pseudo-sexiness: In Episode 19: A disturbing J-Lo story In Episode 13: A tale with a beret (how can that be awful?) In Episode 10: This Backstreat Boys... novel... which was billed as an erotic story but contains no sex One with a celeb and gorilla lust .... Memoir of the Massive Man Missile. A tremendously well-written tale. Subscribe, please! And rate/review us on iTunes (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Twitter: @rantmehard / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! / Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )/ Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) / Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants Permalink | Leave a comment » | 1/1/12 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 33 - Committed a Crime? Stay Away from Abusive Men and Mouse Hunters | So you killed someone with your car or are shacked up with a 13 year old... You need to keep this secret in the bag. But sometimes circumstances just don't allow for that. Especially when you're an FT. Lovely Guest Judge & Comedian Riel Hahn joins us to met out justice this time and help us crown the most recent "FT of the Week". (Find Riel on Facebook, Twitter and her blog.) And: we tell you who you chose as last week's "FT of the Week". Plus: a very linear blog comment... And vote for your "favorite" FT(s) from this episode! (also below). Subscribe, please! And rate/review us on iTunes (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Twitter: @rantmehard / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! / Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )/ Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) / Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants Permalink | Leave a comment » | 30/12/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 32 - Steal Your Date's Car or Stab Your Anger Management Classmate? | What's the etiquette for a romantic night at the movies? How are you supposed to comport yourself when attending a class about controlling your hostility? Whose to know? Not these FTs. It's impossible to figure out who has less impulse control here - but fortunately we have YOU! ****** VOTE for your "favorite" FT from this episode! (via poll, commenting on this post, Facebook, Twitter, email etc. All contact info below.) Tell us who you think should be our "FT of the Week". And, if possible, why you think they are deserving of that honor. We'll reveal the winner - and your input - on next week's show (Episode 33).**** And we have an invisible man and a painful site that needs support! Merry Christmas Y'all. Subscribe, please! And rate/review us on iTunes (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Twitter: @rantmehard / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! / Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )/ Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) / Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants Permalink | Leave a comment » | 23/12/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 31 - Fake a Rape to Move to a Better Neighborhood or a Mugging to Placate Your Wife! | So... say you don't feel safe where you're living but your spouse is cool with the neighborhood - or you couldn't get your wife tickets to the final Oprah taping and know she'll be disappointed... Experts often suggest something like "communication" to resolve such situations. But that is not the road an FT wants to take! After all, communication takes time and may not guarantee results. So why not fake a rape or assault? Because nothing brings two people closer than drama, dishonesty and FTedness! Our esteemed Guest Judge is the fantastic comedian Jay Larson who uses his talent to crown our weekly FT winner. He is joined by The Lurker... (Find out the identity of The Lurker by clicking here.) And we learn how to talk dirty to a man from a wannabe Barry White. Buy Jay Larson's new album on iTunes or Amazon! And vote for your "favorite" FT(s) from this episode! (also below). Subscribe, please! And rate us. Use any podcast service etc. (feed is here) including iTunes - and please tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. And (most especially if you like us) review us on iTunes. Twitter: @rantmehard / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants / New Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! / Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) / Shane: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) / Monica: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Permalink | Leave a comment » | 16/12/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 30 - Sue Me, Sue You, Sue Your Hostage or a Dead Man's Parents, That's the Way it Should Be | So many good options for people you can sue! How about your kidnap victims for turning you in? They, like, totally promised they wouldn't! Or the parents of the suicidal man you happened to run over? They probably have some energy to spare! It's more suey-suey FTs on this episode of "The S&M Rants". Who's more deserving of the "FT of the Week" title? Imagine the pain of our Guest Judges, “AAlgar” and Matt Rowbotham from "Sarcastic Voyage" as they help us crown the winner... Plus: Learn the tell-tale sign that you're going to get robbed by a Craiglist date. And: Monica re-records the dollar value of the lawsuit in the first story ("$235,000") as she made no sense whatsoever in the original take and didn't realize it until editing. Yeah, you might just notice this correction. Big thanks to Brian Everidge (@pisquar) for sending us the Craigslist story and suggesting our wonderful guests. Everyone: Be more like Brian! ;) Email us or Twitter us with weird stuff, guest suggestions and/or feedback (contact details below). Vote for your "favorite" FT(s) from this episode! (also below) Follow @aalgar and @robotmatt on Twitter. Subscribe, please! And rate us. Use any podcast service etc. (feed is here) including iTunes - and please tell your inappropriate friends about us. Our site is now:rantmehard.com Twitter: @rantmehard / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants / New Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! / Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) / Shane: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) / Monica: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Permalink | Leave a comment » | 9/12/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 29 - Better Relationships Through Arrests and the KKK! | When you want relationship advice, all you get is the usual counsel: respect, listening, communication. Lame! Take a page from the FT handbook: Sex is never better than while under arrest and handcuffed in the back of a cop car - and the key to a long-lasting marriage is faking a hate crime! Think we can pick which of these actions are more FTed? You know we can’t! That’s why we have the awesome guys here from “Read it and Weep”, Alex Falcone and Ezra Fox to judge the brutal stupidity. Also, a very enticing lady makes an offer you have to refuse. Even if it kills you. Oh Monica has a cough. You just might notice it. Vote for your "favorite" FT(s) from this episode! (below) Subscribe on iTunes (rate us!) and please tell your inappropriate friends about us. Our site is now: rantmehard.com Twitter: @rantmehard / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants / New Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! / Email: monica@rantmehard.com / Shane: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) / Monica: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Permalink | Leave a comment » | 2/12/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 28 - Turn Your Feces to Gold or Frame a Bear for Murder | When you have an epic plan - nothing can stop you. If you have a scheme that involves dressing up in a bear carcass in order to kill your ex or using your excrement to make gold - there might be some obstacles. Which one will take the "FT of The Week" title? This one's a doosey... Fortunately, comedian Eric Fell is here to lend his skill and insight. And Devon Lougheed returns to read his so very gangsta teen freestyle rap. Plus: You can now vote for the FTs! (below) Watch Eric Fell read from the creepy "1001 Ways to be Romantic". And we spoke to Sara Bynoe and Devon Lougheed on Episode 20. Listen to that awesomeness. Subscribe on iTunes (rate us!) and please tell your inappropriate friends about us - our site is now: rantmehard.com Twitter: @rantmehard / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants / New Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! About whatever you like! / Email: monica@rantmehard.com / Shane: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) / Monica: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Permalink | Leave a comment » | 25/11/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 27 - Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster! | Who knew FTs could be so helpful?! They’re ready to show up at your door just to check your breasts and prepared to offer you a free massage via Facebook! They’s so cuddly! As usual, we are stumped: how can we possibly decide who will wear the FT crown this week? We are honored to have Comedian Jackie Gold as our Guest Judge to help work through our “FT of The Week” conundrum! And we have a man talking dirty confusing. Follow: Jackie Gold on Twitter (@iamjackiegold) and on Facebook Plus: You can now vote for the FTs! (Below) Subscribe on iTunes: Rate us highly! And please tell your inappropriate friends about us - the easy link to this site is: bit.ly/rantmehard Twitter: @rantmehard / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants / New Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! About whatever you like! / Email: Monica (dot) Hamburg + SM (at) gmail.com / Shane: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) / Monica: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) - Naw, we're not desperate for your attention... Permalink | Leave a comment » | 18/11/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 26 - No Meat Equals Murder! | If at first you don’t succeed - hurt some people! This week’s FTs decide to get revenge for a lack of smokes and meat. Can you blame them?! A man without a smoke is but half a man! And the man with less meat is... well, that’s pretty self-explanatory. But who is more FTed? It’s like Sophie’s Choice in here! Thankfully, our Guest Judges, Greg Vance and Ryan Downing from Stupid Wankers return for another episode to help us out with the FT conundrum - and save us from an audio mishap. And we play you a deep, soothing lullaby. -- Please: Subscribe. And rate/review us on iTunes - tell people we don't suck. (You can use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca - @ShaneBee on Twitter Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com - @MonicaHamburg on Twitter Permalink | Leave a comment » | 11/11/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 25 - Facebook, FTs, Faceplant | Like a Facebook status - or ignore it? It's your funeral! And don't miss an opportunity: friend your burglary victim - she was smokin' cute! Facebook is the FT drug of choice this time: it makes a man do crazy things! And the only people qualified to judge this level of stupidity are the guys at Stupid Wankers! We're grateful to have Greg Vance and Ryan Downing deciding on the "FT of the Week". Also: Monica interprets a "narrative" from a Walmart customer about his 3 hour ordeal - which takes nearly the same amount of time to read. Want to rant? Have a pet peeve you need to vent about? Leave us a voicemail on our new Skype Rantline! "rantmehard" --- Please: Subscribe. And rate/review us on iTunes - tell people we don't suck. (You can use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca - @ShaneBee on Twitter Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com - @MonicaHamburg on Twitter Permalink | Leave a comment » | 4/11/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 24 - Get Oiled, Get Licked, Get Arrested, Get Shot Up the A! | Don't hate the game - hate the FT who oils himself up to hit on minors! Or the irresistible dude apparently possessed by a cat. A sexy, sexy cat. Which of these seductive sorcerers will take the FT crown this week?! We turn to Magician and Comedian Brian Brushwood of "Bizarre Magic", "NSFW", "Scam School" and just about everywhere else! -- Please: Subscribe. And rate/review us on iTunes - because it's the right thing to do. (You can use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca - @ShaneBee on Twitter Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com - @MonicaHamburg on Twitter Permalink | Leave a comment » | 27/10/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 23 - You Mess With The Convicted Murderer Cashier At McDonalds, You Get The Crowbar! | What's more FTed: suing for 2 cents OR for gum-induced depression? Two bizarrely litigious FTs are vying for our precious, precious distinction. Who will be deemed the FT of the Week? Our judges, Seth Wright and Zack Bennett from the "Tales from the Attic" podcast, decide! And Monica defends a crowbar convict. Plus we decide outros are intros and Hungarians... something something. Please: Subscribe. And rate/review us on iTunes - pretend you just won 6 million dollars in a gum-lawsuit - then write it! (You can use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. Twitter: @rantmehard Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard! Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com ) Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca - @ShaneBee on Twitter Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com - @MonicaHamburg on Twitter Permalink | Leave a comment » | 20/10/11 | Gratis | Ver en iTunes |
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