The Guy Harris Wireless Show Podcast
By Guy Harris
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Podcast Description
Guy Harris - Radio Presenter and Voice Artist. A Collection of audio clips pulled from the show.
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ExplicitDavid... What time is it? | I like messing with celebrity clips. Must say I'm a fan of Chico so... David... what time is it? | 18 2 12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Worlds Greatest Bluffer?? | Regular friend of the show David calls and trys to convice me he DOES listen... You gotta give it to him, he tried... | 1 10 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIn your MOUTH! | You hold it, shake it, put in your mouth and let it foam and explode!!! | 20 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUpsetting Pensioners | Sometimes it's better to just read the texts as they are... A simple one about a nice coach trip got embeleshed I'm afraid HEY HO! | 6 8 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHow to ruin a great song | My other half is not impressed! Just when she gets into a song, I end up destoying it. Oooops. :-) | 23 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI am an Idiot | It's official... I am an Idiot... Despite the fact I read everyday as a Voiceover Artist I should have looked closer! | 16 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSuspicious Nature | Mmmm, What were they doing??? | 2 7 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSnickers or Marathon? The oldest Runner | Mr Itis is the oldest runner of the London Marathon. I caught up with Arthur during the 2011 run on the 17th April... He was in good spirits. The punchline has been delivered every year on my show for the last 6 years. It's a RUNNING gag!!! ha ha | 23 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFood Fight | What would you do if whilst eating a serviette from the next table lands on your plate? I was a little frustrated and made a quick decision... | 22 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPrince William knows how to spoil Kate | Well, well, the old charmer!!! Wills certainly knows how to treat Kate on the honeymoon night. So what does he buy her? Something sexy? Something hot? You decide... | 22 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSong Titles... | Am always curious about song titles... | 22 4 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Census | A invasion of Privacy? Don't be daft!!! Not intrusive at all... | 26 3 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3D thats "in your face" | Now i love the 3D technology, but the Lovers Guide in 3D? Is that a good thing? What about the money shot? | 30 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLiar Liar Pants on Fire | I gave David War of the Worlds tickets. Did he go though? He told me he did, but he didn't convince me. Do you believe him???... | 3 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitVery 'APP-y | Have you got the Real Radio iPhone APP? I have and it's a bit clever. I got to hear me on air too as I demonstrated it. | 2 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitChatting up the Elderly | Vivian rings again, this time I conference her with David and feed David the questions though our talkback system so she can't hear. How did it go??? Well... | 2 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBell Ringing | Arrrggggg!!!! It's the same tune all the time with bum notes too yes? STOP IT!!! | 2 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOllie Murrs and Aeroplane Security | I wanted to talk about aeroplane security first but got distracted by Ollie Murrrrrs. | 2 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitChristmas Shopping Chaos | I am not a major fan of Christmas shopping. It's all a bit too much and some people go crazy... | 2 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitScaredy-Dog | New Years Eve and am out with my other halfs family. "Where is the dog?" "At home with the TV on, he is scared of the fireworks" Was that the best idea?... | 2 1 11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBurning Tree | So, what are my 2 favourite things? Water and Fire! Did helping my mate at his new house go to plan? | 8 10 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanOver Reaction?? | Oh... It's David again. Whats that David? The Grand Prix qualifying is to be delayed?? How would you react to a call like this... | 8 10 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNeed a Banana Sir? | New for Tesco... Selling Viagra in store with no prescription. £52 for 8 tablets! Bit expensive?? Hang on.... | 19 9 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWhat Job do they do??? | The clue is in the... Clue David. | 19 9 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTrying to Kick-Ass and be trendy but not quite pulling it off | So, I was invited to a SuperHero Fancy Dress Party Wanting to be up to date and cool I decided on... Kick-Ass... My plan to be cool didn't quite work!! | 5 9 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOh Vivian... I have SO SO Missed You!!! | I only get to chat to the mad old bat Vivian at weekends. Phew you say? Yeah, well, I do miss her. And this week I told her! | 20 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanYour going to Filey? Sorry to hear that | After runing my song... David tells me he is off to Filey Ahhh, bless, poor sod! | 20 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitChildish even at my age | Went to see a couple of films 1 was great the other was rubbish Walked out after 1 line as I didn't feel it was my sort of movie... | 15 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitYou Liar! | In radio you can get away with a few white lies. You sometimes have to just to handle a situation. However, it's good to confess. Take this example for instance... | 15 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSound of the Underground | Do I sometimes take things a bit too literally? Take Girls Aloud for instance, Sound of the Underground... | 15 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitA Camp Wedding? | So now apparently, more and more people want to get married... On a camp site! Yeah right. According to the Camping Club. Mmmm, drumming up publicity me thinks... Could it be a good idea? | 15 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGuy's Fancy Fingers on Fire | Yeah you think I can't play a piano? The Piano the Beatles used was up for aution. £100K expected. We had it in the studio. I showed off a bit... | 15 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitArguing with the Elderly | A simple task of getting Vivian to introduce a song turns into WAR! Well, a bit of an effort... | 15 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHello Hello Whos there? | Hello who is this please? Hello Hello? Oh it's David! :-) | 15 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBlessed Sat Nav | So, a new addition to the Sat Nav World... Brian Blessed as the voice? Brilliant. I LOVE being screamed at... NOT! | 15 8 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitVivian and the banged Bone | She's Back... And this time... moaning about her wrist | 23 7 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCrazy David or Crazy Guy | Most of the time I don't know how I will answer the phone to David Today was no different | 18 7 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAlan Carr | Whilst talking about Kylie Minogue I ended up as Alan Carr Surprised myself though with the impression! | 18 7 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanPetrol and OCD | Why can't we have pumps that only dispense the amount we want? I don't want to go to £60.01 due to my OCD, I have to round it up. Arrrgggg!!!! | 31 5 10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitYour Car Stereo 6 x Better | So... You want to get the most out of your car stereo? Simples... Follow my handy on air guide | 5 12 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Beatles - "All they need is Dosh" | The Beatles re mastering audio again? Needing more money?? No one will notice the difference surely? Maybe now Ringo doesn't narrate the Tank Engine he needs the dosh? | 6 9 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHow Not to promote the Chart | Mmmm, Know the name of the show and big it up! I think I need to re read the manual. Whoops | 6 9 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLlama Buckeroo | So, I had seen a leaflet for Llama Trekking in Yorkshire. For some reason this actually sounded like fun. I am considering trying it out. Reading it more though, you don't ride the Llama, you just walk with it but load it up to carry all your belongings. Hang on! How much stuff can a load it with??? | 25 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanDog Gone! | "I've lost my Dog" Said Diane. The Caring side of me comes out <bark woof!> I think I was sensitive to her needs??? | 25 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLine of the Morning part2 | And any plans today??? | 19 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanCows Chatting | Cows? Yeah, they talk! | 5 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLine of the Morning | The Line of the Morning, Surely??? | 4 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSir Alan Unheard | If there is one thing on the TV I REALLY Love as well as Porn, it's The Apprentice! You gotta Love Sir Alan. However, chop up the shows and you hear Sir Alan as you never heard him before... | 4 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNASA Cocks Up | Now I like Space as much as the next person. Especially when I am trying to park my car. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha <Rubbish!> So, Neil Armstrong walked on the moon? So what! I walked on Gravel! Apparently though not so good at delivering speeches. (Neil, not me) Listen... | 4 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPorno Tennis | Tennis! Personally I would rather clean a rabbits claggy arse of poo! However some really like watching the back and forth of a tennis ball for 4 hours. David enjoys it. Anyhow, i tuned in the other day and the women like a good Grunt! Sounded to me like PORN! | 4 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEurovision! I love it!... NOT | OH JOY! Eurovision back on the TV. But it's crap! Why does it exist? It leads to nothing. It's there to show off the worlds inability to make 1 great song thats liked by everyone! | 16 5 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMaybe Record the Callers from now on? | I love LIVE Calls!!! There is nothing better! The adrenalin is awesome! Some times though, maybe I need to vet them first? Classic Example... | 13 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitYou do like the Real Presenters??? | So, it's good to hear the love for the Real Radio Presenter line Up. This is Vivian, insane, deluded and 90 years old. So it's gonna be tough to please her. What does she think to the line up on Bank Holiday Monday? | 12 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAnne the Nutter is in Love | Regular Nutter Anne always rings the show. She has been single for 70 years until now... What happened??? Yes! What happened!... | 12 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFree Designer Clothes Anyone?? | So, how do you save money on Designer Clothes? Easy! Well, it's like this... you need a phone, a posh hotel and... BALLS! | 12 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitKnock Door Run 2 | Brett returned the following week to thank me for the poor prize I sent him last week and to chat up Vivian again. Would he risk his paper round again to do Knock door run again? | 11 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitKnock Door Run Brett | It's 6.15am on Sunday. Brett rings the show, he's doing a paper round. I simply suggest he does knock door run! He agrees. I am slowly corrupting the younger end of our audience. RESULT! | 5 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGoa Goa Gone | "Good Morning Guy, Sue here" "Hi Sue" "A friend of mine is off to Goa Tomorrow" "So?" "Any chance you can give her a call?" "What shall I say?" "I'll leave it to you Guy" "Are you Sure?" Do you think this is what Sue had in mind? | 5 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitStan the Horse | The Grand National was on April 4th 2009. Stan was running! Stan? That sound familiar! | 4 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCleaner gets the chance on SKY Radio News | What happens when the Cleaner is called in to cover the news? What a shambles!!! and this is SKY!!! | 27 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRevenge of the CIF (classic Audio) | Classic Audio from May 2005 Guy & Lorna on Real Breakfast I think a new Star Wars Movie was coming out so a competition had to be dreamt up. Nothing normal though! ha ha | 19 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDFS The Dillons Advert - Guy Spoof Version | That Bloody DFS Advert! Meet the Dillons?... blah blah blah... I don't think I want to thank you! What's with Grandad wanting Leather??? This is my version! | 15 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanThe Solution to the Credit Crunch | In times of Crisis, who you gonna call??? "David the Photographer!" | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJames Bond and Spooks | Once again David the Photographer contributes to some great conversation. We talk James Bond and Trick or Treaters... | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSelling some Tat and David want in | My Boss didn't want me giving away my table and chairs to the needy in the end, but David couldn't resist coming on the show to sniff out a bargain. But what could I tempt him with? | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGraham the Paperboy... He's 98 | What does a paper boy need most? Gloves? A bike? Papers? Nope! An Apprentice! WHAT? Meet Graham in Holmfirth. The oldest paperboy in Yorkshire | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGuy got the X Factor! | Yeah, yeah... I know. I can hear you saying it now... "Guy, you should be on the X-Factor" Well, I know it, you know it, but it seems the judges didn't know it! PAH! | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIKEA Phone? You Crazy? | IKEA do everything! Even... mobile phones! you what!?!? What the hell does that entail? Lets ask Craig... | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHave you got Ringo? | Always here to serve you, the listener. Anything you need I'll try and help. You need a song? Just ask! I won't embarass you... honest! | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanMy Knobs not Working Properly | In radio there is nothing worse than equipment failing on you. However... don't race into the studio at the last minute and bluff it eh?? Heres a course on how not to read a bulletin when equipment fails... | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDangerous Ground with this observation? | Funny really, our Old Chief Ex of Real Radio sounds a lot like Burk from Trap Door. I don't think he would listen to my podcast. (the chief exec not Burk) Similar? Yes? | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOur Tune? Nah... MY Tune! | I used to love Simon Bate's "Our Tune" Feature I have the music and if I see one occasion to use it... I'm gonna USE it! Here is Lynn who rang to try to win Michael Bolton tickets. Bring on the Kleenex! | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanShoe Horny! | I wanted a shoe horn. I was told I'm not old enough for one. What to do? Oh God! Ask Katie! Katie knows best!... Apparently Not! | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI Beg Your Pardon | I beg your Pardon? Sometimes it's not just me with saying naughty things! It's the clips the news lot play! Tut tut. Good Job I was there to make sure we heard it again and again! | 8 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit"The Lung" | Always a pleasure talking to Anne from Huddersfield... until she coughs her lungs up into your ear!!! What a treat! | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitStuffing a Cow! It's very interesting says Tony the Pervert Chef | Tony the Pervert Chef (got his name after admiting he fancies his step daughter) gave me a top tip for if I get bored. I can't imagine I would ever be this bored to do what he suggested. I was ready to pull my hair out and scream just 50 seconds in. | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanIt's a Conspiracy!!! | Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse for strange calls... Here we go... A middle East Psychic calls to give his take on the bad things happening in the world. See if you can follow him. | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDavid the Photographers and the Recorder | I took a chance and invited David the Photographer to come down to the studio and play Live on air. What a farce! First up he forgot. Too busy watching Children in Deed. So eventually he made it. He was amazing!!! Listen to the evening un fold. | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitChris fancies Vivian... Well... | Chris fancies Vivian... Well... he didn't realise until I told him. Bless him, he sounds so innocent until I try to corrupt him with Vivian. | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOn the Pot! | Remember the Earthquake? 27th Feb 08? Wow... What a night that was to be broadcasting. So I got a call at 12.55am asking if I had just felt it. Then for the next 3 hours, call after call telling me what and where people were when it happened. This one was different... | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI Beg Your Pardon | I can't be right in the head surely? I am a grown adult doing this kind of stuff in the middle of the night! I won't be getting a Christmas card from this lady will I? | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMental Patient Vivian IS Preggers!!! | So... she reckons she is 24 when we know shes really in her 70's. She is deluded beyond imagination but we love her. Anyway, she called with pains and I immediately diagnosed her situation | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIt's Valentines Day... Lets spread the Love | I was so Excited that it was Valentines Day, I had to find LOVE!!! Although... I don't think this lady shared my enthusiasm. Hey Ho! Her Loss! | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHow lovely is this girl? | Your fast asleep in your hotel room, the phone rings and its the idiot of a bloke in the next room... How do you react to his enquiry? | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDavid the Photographers Special Gig | David the Photographer plays every musical Instrument. Fact! It wasn't going to be long before he recieved his 1st booking. Bring on Craig... | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPissed up Magaret | I gotta tell ya, there is NOTHING better than a drunk! The best callers are those who like 2 or 3 sherrys before calling! This is Margaret (Sister of 900 cigs a day Rose) | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIt's 3.50am... Your Phone Rings... | Sometimes I can be a really B***ard in the dead of the night. This lady discovered that at 3.50am Sorry! | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitShane Ward Plays the What Musical Instrument??? | X Factor Winner Shane Ward? Yeah you remember him. Does he play an instrument? David the Photographer thinks he does yes! What does he play? | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMental Patient Ann is to Marry? | Oh Christ!!! Can you imagine? Ann was one of the shows Mental Patients that used to ring. There was always something wrong with her, arthritis, hip problems, period pains... you name it, she suffered with it. For some strange reason this attracted her a boyfriend called Damien. One day I discovered he had popped the question to her. I needed to know more! Although it was 3.20am, I had to call her! | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI know it's Early but... | So, you've booked into a hotel. It's 3 in the morning and the phone rings. Who the hell could that be? Me! Dumb Ass!!! | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4 Cough! | When Speaking on the radio, make sure you are clear and concise! What the hell happened to this lady playing by the rules??? | 19 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMr Sore Throat Man | Is this cruel??? Of course I knew what he was asking for, but wasn't it more fun asking him to keep trying to tell me. The Pain.... ha ha... The Pain... Yeah I know, I am sick in the head? Sorry! | 15 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWhat the Hell were The Pogles | Apparently The Pogles were a popular kids tv show. Sounded rubbish to me. Especially once I had analyzed the Shows Theme. Glad I never saw it to be honest. | 15 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDiane Takes It | Diane is mental patient No.4 I think... Anyhow, she came in on the last show to see me. Cool Col rang in to chat and bless her. Diane took the stick rather well. When I say "stick" I don't mean we hit her or nuffin'! | 15 4 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanMental Patients Vivian & Diane on Boyfriends | HELP ME!!! They returned! The Friggin Nutcases Diane and Vivian. So, Vivian has a boyfriend? I'm sure we can get him on the phone. Well... we can if I ring the studio line from my mobile and pretend to be him during the link. It turns my stomach thinking about Viv having a boyfriend to be honest. | 26 3 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanChris... " I BEG YOUR PARDON!?" | Note to self... Must filter who I put to air! This is Chris. Chris is blessed with talking bollox! Still... always good to get someone to take the "p" out of eh? What the hell was he saying??? | 24 3 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Naked Woman in the Window | So... your a trucker, your driving in the dead of night. You have a birds eye view of everything... Whats the best view from the Cab??? Cool Col rang to tell me about a woman in a window in Lancashire. I want to be a trucker!!! | 19 3 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanMotorbility Scooter Racing and Tony the Blind Pervert Chef | So, Tony the Pervert Chef called in to chat... Why "Pevert"?? Well... ages ago he called in and during conversation he said he fancied his step daughter. Thats how he got his name. Anyway... We got chating about Motorbility scooters (don't know why), then I learnt he's Blind. How did I miss that? We soon moved onto the subject of how the bloody hell he copes in a kitchen. | 18 3 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDavid the Photographers Elevator of Doom | David the Photographer Riding the Elevator of Doom! David... The Musician too, lives in a council flat on the 15th Floor. My Stupid Competition idea? He rides the Elevator with his mobile and punters have to guess which floor he loses signal. Did it work??? Listen and Mail me. | 17 3 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanMental Patient Rose on Smoking and Death | Who is Rose? Rose is a bookie by day and one of the shows regualrs at night. She sounds like Muttley from Dastardly and Muttley and smokes 80 Cigs a day and wants to die. Sometimes value for money on air She has a mental rating of 8 Why do I attract the Loons??? | 14 3 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDating The Pensioner Vivian - Mental Patient No.1 | James rings to try and get a date. I just happened to have Mental Patient No.1 on at the time so I tried to set him up with her. Would you? I doubt it! She's a bit of a friggin' head case to be honest. Anyway, listen to the inane ramblings of the pair as I battle to not puke at the thought of it. | 9 3 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanKnock Knock! Whos there? Christ Knows!!! | David the Photographer is a regular on the show. Apparently he used to ring Chris Moyles years ago. Now he bothers me... I mean, now he calls the show. He has been in several times of which the podcasts will start to appear soon. However this time, he rang with a great joke. Maybe I wasn't getting the hang of it??? Maybe it's me thats retarded? | 9 3 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanWho Me? Eh What Eh??? | The 2nd one in a couple of weeks??? Someone calling from inside their pocket on a mobile? Easy Done! But what happens when the Warehouse is Live on air but no one knows how and where the mobile is thats called me? | 25 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitStalked by the BT Text Reading Lady | Holy Smoke! You can text a land line. Wow isn't technology wonderful? Not so great when the woman reading them becomes obsessed with you. Yup, she is becoming a pain in my ass now. She claims I have slept with her. But this time it got worse. She's off her trolley! | 23 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEating "Snaps" makes me Horny! | Regular listener Paddy dropped in to see me and bring in some "Snaps" Not pictures of a shite weekend in Grimsby but the wonderful Walkers Crisps Snaps. Holy Moses! All of a sudden I was 12 again eating them. Wow they tasted so good. 1 Bag from a Petrol Station. Now have Walkers bought them back or are they 15 years out of date? Who Cares they tasted good. Mmmm Yummy! Listen! | 22 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitViviane and Diane and "the male orgasm" | Well you might have heard the previous session with Vivian and Diane. They returned on Feb 20th at 1.15am to talk more bollocks with me. We talked about Vivians Lottery Win, her bra shopping and I had an orgasm on air to the amusement of them both. Jeeze this show is twisted! No wonder they want rid of me. | 19 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanThe Blind leading the Blind! | Who is Barry? Some bloke that had only recently joined the list of Mental Patients that calls the show. (audio for that coming soon) Whats he do? Not a bleedin' lot. He is registered disabled and blind. He does however like snooker. Any Pets? Yeah funny you ask. He got a doggy! Whats he ring you for? Take a listen numb nuts! | 19 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJust what are they doing whilst listening??? | It can be a lonely time doing a night shift, sespecially when you are in a padded box with a microphone and some music. But what the hell is going on on the other side of the wireless eh??? This is Sam. Jeeze Louise!!! What is she doing??? Answers on a postcard or better still don't! | 19 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanWhat is it I do Overnight??? | Well, until March 29th I am the Overnight Presenter on Real Radio Yorkshire. Midnight - 6am Tues - Sat The show is made up of some quality music, commercials, the odd competition (when I can get stuff) and My Mental Patients. Mental Patients? Yeah. I know, politically incorrect but as a broadcaster I know who my audience are. Truck Drivers, Security People, Warehouse Workers, Carers for senile old folk, Bedwetters and the Mentally Insane. Ha Ha The Insane call me all the time. Maybe I am attractive to them. So whats the point in talking to them off air if I don't use them on the air??? Hey, see what you think, here some clips from the over night show. | 16 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanChopping up "The Body" | It never ceases to amaze me what you will get when you pick up the phone Live on air... What the Hell was going on here??? Sounded to me like some one burying a body! What do you reckon??? | 15 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 111 | ExplicitVideoGuy News | Stick a Mic in my hand and I will generally go off and cause trouble. Point a video camera at me at the same time and this happens. Lanzarote Holiday turns into a "Guy News" Special So desperate to make Part 2 at some point | 15 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPod Cast 1 "The beginning" The Mental Patients | Well... This is the 1st podcast. What's on it? Well it's a trial to see if the damn thing works to be honest. It's just a clip from the show. The women are Vivian (number 1 mental patient of the show) and Diane (fast becoming more of a pain in the arse... i mean nutter no.2) It's the inane ramblings of 2 middle aged women who are fans of the show at 3 in the morning. So for now, enjoy and I'm getting more audio uploaded all the time. Plans for 2008 include getting all my old GWR Friday Night Network shows uploaded to iTunes too. We recorded them all and recently converted them all to mp3. | 15 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit"Our Tune" gets an airing on Guy's Show | Regular Caller Tracey who works as a telephone sex line worker wanted to know where Simon Bate's Our Tune had gone. To be honest, who gives a monkeys? Good excuse though to do a mickey take surely? | 14 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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114 |
CleanIn Codin Pie? | In Codin Pie? I ordered my take out and was offered this new dish??? I was confused... | 10 2 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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115 |
CleanMichael's New Job | Michael? Another of the shows regulars. Well, one night he rang to tell me he has a new job. I was rivited! Tell me more I said... He tried to explain what he does but I got distracted with my sfx button. Hey Ho! | 31 1 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanPeter wants to Leave a Message | Meet Peter... Peter wanted to leave a message for someone... I couldn't record it until the beep. He didn't quite understand. I probably wasn't helping much though eh? Ooops! | 11 1 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 116 Episodes |
