Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers Podcast
By Reed Braden, Megan the Jew
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Podcast Description
Reed Braden and Megan the Jew both strengthen and disgrace the secular cause with every single podcast they publish. They can be reached for questions, comments and insults at twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com. Put the word podcast in the subject line. Anything sent to us by email may possibly be used on the show.
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ExplicitWaiting on Episode 50 – 2 “Stingy With Your Prayers, Sir” | While we’re waiting on Episode 50, here’s some audio of Reed trolling the “Prayer Warriors” hotline. [Direct Link] | 21 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWaiting on Episode 50 – 1 “Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! I killed Billy Mays!” | While we’re waiting on Episode 50, here’s some audio of Reed trolling the “Prayer Warriors” hotline. [Direct Link] | 21 7 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 49: Iran, Heartbreak and John Hodgman | John Hodgman is a wonderful human thing. Donate more than $75 to the Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers Podcast and Reed will fill a condom with your favourite brand of cream cheese, autograph it, frame it and mail it to you. If hobo names bother you, stick a piece of cotton in your left ear. BUY A TWO SMOKIN’ HOT FREETHINKERS SWINE FLU TEE SHIRT! (Comes soaked in liquid Swine Flu.) DOOOO IIIIIT!!!!! Oh… and these people make us happy: Podblack.com Hedgemonkey.wordpress.com Danny Schade (schadey.blogspot.com) Planned Parenthood and the Roanoke Drop-In Center Zooey Deschanel (Give us money, please.) [Direct Link] | 21 6 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 48: AAAAAAAAA! | People/things mentioned in this podcast: Mill Mountain Coffee David Caradine Simon Singh The Queen Adam Lambert Elton John Liberace’s Ghost Laurie Bitchtit McGee Star Trek Zachary Quinto Heroes (On Hulu) My ex House M.D. (On Fox.com) Hugh Laurie Neil Patrick Harris Turduckenporkinbeef Turkey stuffed with pork fried rice Anton Chekov Very long lists of people and things mentioned in podcasts Terrorists Ann Coulter Timothy McVeigh The Unibomber Tanglewood Mall Dr. George Tiller And Megan said we talked about nothing… pssh. People who made this episode possible: Podblack.com Hedgemonkey.wordpress.com Danny Schade (schadey.blogspot.com) HIRE ME To hire Reed to scare the f**k out of your co-workers, click here. [Direct Link] | 9 6 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 47: SWIIIIIINE FLUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!111 #swineflu | People we mentioned in the episode: PodBlack Hedgemonkey FootBullet Danny Schade Swine Flu tips: Run. Don’t look back. You looked back, didn’t you?! F**K! [Direct Link] | 11 5 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 46: Showing A******s to Abortion Patients | (Warning: Includes Rape) The flu and money troubles kept this episode out late, but it’s finally here! The contest I mentioned in the episode, for renaming the podcast for four weeks, is complete. Podblack and Hedgemonkey tied, donating almost simultaneously. The next four episodes will be released under the title… sigh… Does This Podcast Make Richard Saunders’ A**e Look Big?. Thanks, Podblack. Thanks a lot. I didn’t want to start a war between nonsensical American podcasts and Surrious-Businessy Australian podcasts, but you made me do it. Sorry, Richard. Even though the contest is over and the title will be changed temporarily, we still gladly accept donations and are not above grovelling. At least I’m not above grovelling. Megan doesn’t seem like the type. We can’t do this show without you! Also coming up in the next episode: Danny Schade gave us some wonderful bumper music… but until then, here’s the music from this episode: She Don’t Use Jelly – The Flaming Lips Three Balloons - Stephen Lynch [Direct Link] | 22 4 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 45: Irresposible People and Reed's New Weltanschauung | Music: Call Me Irresponsible, Michael Bublé Hurt Feelings, Flight of the Conchords (Free download, limited time) [Direct Link] | 29 3 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 44: Giant Dong in the Coffee Shop | Music: Unforgettable - Nat King Cole Pi Song - Hard 'n' Phirm Intolerable background noise provided by Emily, Alex and Mill Mountain Coffee and Tea. [Direct Link] | 13 3 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 43: It's a Good Day to Be Gay in the USA | Music: So Long and Thanks For All The Fish - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Soundtrack Contact High by John Bucchino from It's Only Life [P/V Selections, CD] [Direct Link] | 4 3 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 42: The Answer To Life, The Universe and Tigers: Marry Your Dog | Music: Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright The Blue Wrath - I Monster [Direct Link] | 27 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 41: Buttars' Very Own Episode | Music:Bad Idea by Ben Fold Five on Naked Baby Photos Buttars remix by norelpref. [Direct Link] | 21 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 40: Numbers Divisible by 10 | Music: Ben Folds, Bitch Went Nutz http://wokeupwaytoolate.com Interview: Jack Scanlan Homologous Legs Young Australian Skeptics The Pseudo-Scientists (22:04:09) Meg-Jew: You know what I just realized? (22:04:25) Reed: Your right breast is slightly larger than your left? (22:04:44) Meg-Jew: No, they're pretty even. No, we didn't do the hot guy of the day. (22:04:56) Reed: It's not Tuesday. (22:05:21) Reed: Why would we do Hot Guy of the Day if it's not Tuesday? (22:05:23) Meg-Jew: Psh, so? You were talking about it when I got there, and then it's like we forgot about it (22:05:34) Reed: But it's Friday. (22:06:20) Meg-Jew: You're dumb. (22:06:36) Reed: No. I've only had a few drinks, thank you. (22:06:43) Meg-Jew: Oh, alright. [Direct Link] | 13 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 39: 39... That's How Old Evan Stone Is. Gross! | Young Australian Skeptics The Pseudo-Scientists Homologous Legs Tastes Like Burning Just Not Right Sam Adams' hot young thang, Beau Breedlove: Don't forget to send in your submissions for What The Hell Is That? to twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com or leave them as a comment on this post. DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIT! [Direct Link] | 3 2 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 38: Party Naked in Economic Turmoil | Music: Floating Down a River - Jason Damato Buy it here. New theme lyrics: Two Smokin Hot Freethinkers is a podcast About life and other crap With Reed Braden and Megan the Jew And it is arguably pretty good Hey, listener, sit down, listen to Reed and Megan. She denies her Jewishness, but she's a Jew If you knew her last name, you'd know it was the same As every Hebrew dame, so she's a Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Reed Braden is halfway Jewish, So's his friend, Megan the Jew So together they're one Jew Everyone loves half a Jew Except the KKK, they don't listen to this show Twosmokinhotfreethinkers.blogspot.com That's where you go to get this show It's on the interwebnets, and it's a podcast And sometimes it's not so bad So go on the iTunes or put it on your Zune And listen every week to this dumb show Gay stuff and godless crap, music and books and films And sometimes interviews, what's not to like? Be warned: Sometimes they cuss P***y lips flecked with smegma Rotting dick smells like moth balls S**t p**s f**k raging bitchwhore Cock ass t**t douchebag f**k c**t That's our show! Say hello! Don't say I did not warn you! [Direct Link] | 27 1 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 37: Special Announcement and Audio Draft of "You Shut Up, Jennifer" | Music: Mumble Mumble by Get Him Eat Him on the album Geography Cones Buy it here. Media Vita performed by the Tallis Scholars on the album The Essential Tallis Scholars Buy it here. [Direct Link] | 25 1 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 36: Bye-Bye, Bushie! | Line-by-line rebuttal/mockery of George W. Bush's farewell speech. (Cross-posted between Homosecular Gaytheist and Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers) [Direct Link] | 17 1 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitApply! | All but two of you, for various terrible reasons, have not yet applied for the position of co-host on the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers Podcast. What's taking you so long? (I'm cross-posting this on Homosecular Gaytheist and Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers) [Direct Audio Link] | 13 1 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWho Wants To Be A Smokin' Hot Freethinker? | [Direct Link] If you're interested in becoming a co-host of the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers podcast, answer the following questions (as much information as you care to divulge) and email it to reedbraden@gmail.com. This helps me weed out the people who a) won't take podcasting seriously and b) take podcasting too seriously. It also helps me get to know the applicants so I can make an educated choice of co-host. General information. Put an asterisk (*) beside answers that you want kept confidential. Full name: Preferred pseudonym (if any): Email address: Skype handle: Gender: Sexual orientation: Are you in the closet, if applicable? Religious identity: Are you open about your answer to #8? Location: What was the last school you attended? Degree: Are you still in school? Are you seeking higher education in the near future? How often will you be able to record? Are there any days of the week that you would not be able to record? Do you have a quick Internet connection? Do you have Skype? Are there any vulgar words that you will not say? Is there any subject you would be uncomfortable talking about? On a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being strongly against, 3 being apathetic and 5 being strongly for, where do you stand on the following issues? You will not be judged on your answers. Church/state separation Abortion Gay marriage Intelligent Design Hippies Legalisation of medicinal marijuana Legalisation of recreational marijuana Legalisation and regulation of prostitution The United States' support of Israel. The British Royal Family On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not funny at all and 10 being OMG! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!, how funny are the following? You will not be judged on your answers. Reed losing a ball to testicular cancer Anyone else losing a ball to testicular cancer Accidentally saying the word c**t in front of children Republicans getting caught snorting meth out of gay hookers' ass cracks Westboro Baptist Church (God Hates F**s) Dane Cook Midgets and/or fat kids falling down stairs Crippled CEOs Crippled hobos The Just Not Right podcast The following questions are completely silly. You will be judged harshly on your answers. Is a pie made out of pumpkin called pumpkin pie or punkin pie? Who slowed down time and added a day to the week, naming it Funday? (Hint: Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo. Chicka chickaaahh.) Wakka wakka woo slippy hee haw flogga klonk? When is the last you "got krunk," whitey? Explain, to the best of your ability, what a Turducken is. Short answer portion. Answer each in one or two sentences. What would have been a better Atheist display in the Washington State Capitol Building for Christmas 2008? How would you solve the conflict in the Middle East? Reed just called you an ignorant s**t while you were recording. How do you handle the situation? What is the most recent book you read and what did you think of it? Why do you want to be a TSHF co-host? In a couple of paragraphs, tell me who you are. Where are you from? What was growing up like? Is there anything about your past that sticks out as unusual? | 9 1 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitText Message from Jake Cordova #1: Naked Clown in a Snowstorm | notrightpodcast.com The Naked Clown Calendar 2009 [Direct Link] | 6 1 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 34: One-Year Anniversary | Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! "Special" Guests: Laurie and Caroline [Direct Link] | 4 1 09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 33: Happy New Year (Clean version) | I edited out words that could potentially be considered naughty in case a website more wholesome wants to link to this episode. If you're looking for words like F*ck, B*tch, D*mn, T*ol, B*lls, T*tties, *ss, C*cks, and B*ll-suckling R*ctal Scum, you should listen to the unedited episode which contains those words and others that would get you kicked off of PBS. New Year greetings from Katie and Reed with: Elles (Splendid Elles, Teen Skepchick), Hemant Mehta (Friendly Atheist, I Sold My Soul on eBay, Secular Student Alliance), My Jewish, non-Jewish friend Megan, Rebecca Watson (Skepchick, Skeptic's Guide to the Universe, Skepchick Podcast, Boston Skeptics), Some offensive guy named Myles, Phil Plait (Bad Astronomy, Death from the Skies!), My creepy gay "uncle" Josh, PZ Myers (Pharyngula), Manimal (TSHF Episode 23, Era Guitars), Laurie (Pith and Wit), and Jake Cordova and Chris (Just Not Right). Music: Happy New Year (ABBA Around the Piano) - ABBA; Auld Lang Syne - Starlight No Chaser; What Are You Doing New Years - Harry Connick, Jr.; Linus & Lucy - Vince Guaraldi; Auld Lang Syne - Aretha Franklin and Billy Preston A special thanks to everyone who took a minute or two of their time to be on this episode. I was amazed at the generosity of everyone involved! Thanks, everyone, for making this the best TSHF episode ever! [Direct Link] | 31 12 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 33: Happy New Year (This one has dirty words.) | New Year greetings from Katie and Reed with: Elles (Splendid Elles, Teen Skepchick), Hemant Mehta (Friendly Atheist, I Sold My Soul on eBay, Secular Student Alliance), My Jewish, non-Jewish friend Megan, Rebecca Watson (Skepchick, Skeptic's Guide to the Universe, Skepchick Podcast, Boston Skeptics), Some offensive guy named Myles, Phil Plait (Bad Astronomy, Death from the Skies!), My creepy gay "uncle" Josh, PZ Myers (Pharyngula), Manimal (TSHF Episode 23, Era Guitars), Laurie (Pith and Wit), and Jake Cordova and Chris (Just Not Right). Music: Happy New Year (ABBA Around the Piano) - ABBA; Auld Lang Syne - Starlight No Chaser; What Are You Doing New Years - Harry Connick, Jr.; Linus & Lucy - Vince Guaraldi; Auld Lang Syne - Aretha Franklin and Billy Preston A special thanks to everyone who took a minute or two of their time to be on this episode. I was amazed at the generosity of everyone involved! Thanks, everyone, for making this the best TSHF episode ever! [Direct Link] | 31 12 08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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