Bad Melons Comedy Talk Radio Show
By Jonathan Melo
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Podcast Description
This isn’t your grandpa’s talk radio show. Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast that finds the ridiculous in what is going on in today’s world. We s**t on everything from stupid fads to stupid idiots. As well as bringing you engaging and interesting topics both mature and immature. Bad Melons is your escape from the politically correct media. We are comedy that makes your think for yourself.
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Explicit Podcast 26: Fat Club Suicide | I will soon get my braces off and able to talk to at least some decent looking girls. Fat people at clubs suck. Playing suicide is fun when you are alone. More on the comedy podcast. Dude... [vimeo id='10001576'] | 3/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 25: Bang in the Car | How hard is it to bang in a car? Banging in a car stories. A killer whale actually did some killing. A lot more discussed on our comedy podcast. [vimeo id='9823305'] For first time listeners, I recommend podcast 24. | 3/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 24: Never Trust Craig | We talk about Chuck'snbsp;intimatenbsp;connection with the Valentine hook up. How did he not know it was fake? Will Chuck make an attempt to get Melo back fornbsp;humiliatingnbsp;him and making him believe there was actually a girl that wanted him? nbsp;We get into Bad Melons Babe of the Month for February. Hot damn! Kevin Smith is NOT to fat to fly. The Olympics suck, who is watching? Sorry, show footage got lost. So play on playa! [vimeo id='9640270'] | 2/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 23: Craiglisting for Valentine | I try to get chuck to talk some game to a girl from craigs list who clearly wants smash on valentine's day. Chuck completely drops the ball. [vimeo id='9471234'] Chuck's almost slutty valentine. | 2/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 22: Cheating Stephenie | Honestly don't know what happened. I think we decided it was a good idea at one point to start a motorcycle indoors. [vimeo id='9277845'] | 2/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 21: I Heart Kesha | Ke$ha's new single will not be a hit, but she is a hot mess. We talk about our babe of the month. S****y facebook friends who comment on stupid status updates. Leeroy Jenkins goes to prison for 15+ years. The iPad sucks giant sharp edged cubes. Gay superbowl commercial is gay but not in the homo way. Strip clubs are so, so stupid. [vimeo id='9114226'] | 1/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 20: Parkour on Acid | We try to get into how the Babes of the Month photo shoot in Payson will be a disaster. But then somehow start talking about Samrsquo;s and Dannyrsquo;s fun trip running through the woods in Payson. Sam gets visibly offend when asked if his dad is a jew, when mentioned he lived in a gated community. [vimeo id='8803688'] | 1/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 18: New Boob for Old Men | Back for the New Year funny as ever. Demingo joins us. Also how old her boyfriend is. How do you get a girl like her. We find out she doesn't like guys that are pussies but enjoys eating out the peach. Subscribe on iTunes! Audio in the video goes out half way through but comes back after a couple minutes. The audio version is 100%, so listen to that so you don't miss a word. [vimeo id='8611413'] What a douche. I meant to say facebook.com/badmelons at the end of the show. | 1/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 17: Dopediction | $115 for an event and still getting bombarded with ads? WTF? Facebook party picture photoshop fakes. Dustin talks about his whole drug ordeal and how he dealt with it. We start a website called dopedick.com to help heroin addicts get over dope dick. Which leads to other business ventures. We try to figure out if Tru TV's bait car show is real or not. [vimeo id='8115744'] iGun video | 12/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 16: Pageant Tapes | Carrie Prejean has a solo sex tape. It was a mother and daughter viewing party. Apparently there are 40 of these tapes. We get an update on the Elizabeth Lambert situation from someone who goes to UNM. Chimp women looks horrifying. 2012 movie looks terrible. COD 6 airport level kind of weird. The drama begins and it's good. | 11/15/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 15: Fagikaze | Gays get AIDS on purpose? I think I might have H1N1. Hot cheerleader turns retard after taking flu shot. But when she runs she becomes normal again. Three new comedian to the show. Danny explain his dad's dream. And a lot more, we filled up a 1.25 hours of great content. [Video up soon] Cheerleader with Dystonia Cowboys cheerleader as Lil' Wayne | 11/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 14: Halloween Special 2009 | We have a zombienbsp; and fortune teller expert call in.nbsp; Fred tells us how to avoid and fight zombies. Fred also tells us when is it safe to teabag zombies and how to out run them. We then talk to a fortune teller about fortune telling. We get into the ins and outs of all life's secrets. [vimeo id='7363664'] | 10/31/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 13: Too Fat to Ride | I witnessed a fat lady denied a roller coaster ride. We go off the grid for most of the show. A bit too racial. [vimeo id='7301197'] | 10/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 12: Holy Water Flame Thrower | Paranormal Activity was not that scary, but I couldn't sleep for days. How to fight demons? Balloon boy was a hoax. Balloon boy's dad busted on the hoax. David Letterman pretty cool guy. [vimeo id='7141633'] Links: Removing Bot Flies Ballon Boy Slips Up Ballon Boy's dad gets defensive | 10/19/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 11: IHOP Diet | My trip to Lubbock, TX. My horrible service at IHOP. The new TV series Cougar Town and will fat divorced women now be prowling the streets. Is the part time Muslim model hot? AnthoKills has a mishap with the girlfriend. Should he still be with her? [vimeo id='7020989'] | 10/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 10: Sexy Oprah | Smoking weed contraptions. Why do people hate on oprah. 15 yr old shoots his p***s off. It's all fun and games till someone gets drunk. Wait wait wai wa w... [vimeo id='6693977'] | 9/21/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 9: AIDS with Blow Jobs | Super entertaining show. One of the best shows ever. Talk about how Cardinals lost and were never going to black out the broadcast. Man kills girl friend for giving him HIV. We argue about blow jobs. Is anal sex gross? How to get a girl friend. [vimeo id='6569556'] | 9/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 8: Califire | What kind of punishment should the guy that started the California fires get? Parents pull kids out of class because of Obama speech. Duggar's family oldest son didn't kiss till he was married. 16 yr old blows 3 million dollars in 3 years. Most of it on coke. Dad kicks son's a*s for wearing rival gang colors. [vimeo id="6465625"] Duggar Family http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqy1q0Qibrs Montel Williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAuR_mBEKdE | 9/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 7: 2 V****as 1 Girl | Jenkins gets confused for a celebrity murderer. Nurses have sex with convicted r****t in hospital's mental ward. R****t has major game. Female teacher pays 15 yr old student $1,500 for sex. I talk about how I pimped my teachers in high school. Women has 2 v****a's and has period for 21 days a month. Miss Universe is a good pick. Man gets naked and jumps on cars in a gas station parking lot. Midgets want to ban the word midget. Fat guy goes off on haters. [vimeo id='6354877'] Video of the fat guy going nuts - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXjhgiIn1z8 [nggallery id=episode07] | 8/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 6: Whats your race? | I can't get a word in. Co-hosts admit they are anti-America! Mr. jones dodges a dodge ram accident and blind date. Super racial issues get discussed. No disagreements get resolved. Is Megan Fox hot or a tom boy? Vodka tampons destroy v****as. Who's fault is it for anal sex? Beer pong in the a*s, wtf? 15 yr old pimp, pimps teachers. I get dissed by a mom. [vimeo id='6243211'] | 8/24/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 5: Retard Fight Club | This episode was a blast. We go through how America needs to chill out on Michael Vick. He paid the debt to society. Kid brings gun to school to shoot principal for A's and longer recess. Guy has sex with a horse and gets caught TWICE. Guy fakes retardation so that a dumb girl can wipe his a*s and pays her $600 a week. Fat guy sneaks handgun in jail by hiding it in his fatness. Retard death match at the end. Sorry video got lost again. I know, I know I'm just as pissed as you are. Won't happen again. Love you. Make sure to sign up for the forums and comment on this weeks episode. Also, sound quality blows on this episode. We recorded on a new computer, don't know what happened. Our past episodes sound professional. Will be better. | 8/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 4: Look like a Navaho | Action packed episode. Brian Foster, J Lo, and S Grant on tonights show. Talk about the fetish Japanese porn magazine Brian got me when he was in an airport in Japan. We explore how ridiculously hairy their c***s are. Guy blames downloading kitty porn on his cat. Billy Mays is a coke head. Stupid College grads. Game nerd turn demon after mom deletes World of Warcraft account. Funny b******t at the end. Sorry video got messed up some how, but you can listen to the audio. | 8/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit Podcast 3: Strip Searched | Great show with Brian Foster, Nathan Black, and Terror Boy. We talked about their trip tubing down the salt river and girls flashing their t*****s. Rip on a girl who fell in a man hole while texting. Go on about the Askmen.com 2009 survey. Getting strip search by doctors. Terror Boy raps. [vimeo id="5908441"] | 8/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
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Best thing I have heard ever
Must Listen
pretty awesome show; funny, interesting, and a good way to pass time.
