Beauty and Da Beast Podcast
By Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels
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Podcast Description
Joey "Coco" Diaz, a veteren stand-up comic who has appeared in the movies "Spiderman 2", "Taxi" and "The Longest Yard" is paired perfectly with stand-up comic Felicia Michaels who has appeared on Showtime, MTV and Comedy Central. Diaz and Michaels supply laugh out loud black and blue comedy that will arouse young and old audiences alike. Get off the Xanax, stop popping Paxils and download this podcast - it will change your life!
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ExplicitJust Sit Tight And Keep Playing Lynyrd Skynyrd!!! Episode 90 | This ain't no Jimmy Buffet concert cock sucka, we're leaving NOW! And other things people yell during the middle of a grift. With guitarest extraordinaire Gary Myrick, who illuminates for us the Austin music scene of the seventies. | 5/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThat's Just How My Head Works - Episode 89 | I mean honestly, how many times do I gotta ask a California Douche bag to stop kicking the back of my chair!?! C'mon, we want to see your real album collection, the one in the closet near the bottom of the pile. With special guest Law and Order writer, producer and stand up comic Mick Betancourt. Last but not least, all the fun little places you can spritz a little Hai Karate in a pinch. | 5/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI Like The Way The Scene Is Playing - Episode 88 | Let's cut to the chase. When Richard Pryor says to you, "After you're done wiping, do you think you could drive yourself over to Columbia Studios to help me work on a script?" You put the crossword puzzle down, flush the toilet and haul ass into Hollywood. Writer, Director, Producer Rocco Urbisci drops by and chats about all things Pryor and Carlin. Oh, and by the way, it's milk milk lemonade TIME!!! | 5/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDespite All My Rage - Episode 87 | Comic extraordinaire and all around cool cat, Willie Barcena drops by and shares his thoughts on why mice attack, cows that jog, and learning in the nick of time how to turn your back on anger. Brought to you by Tainted Visions Art. | 5/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitForever In Your Debt - Episode 86 | Screw it! We ain't gonna make thirty.. You mean I dug the grave for nothing!?! It's true, in some circles the man who eats the hole turns to the pole. And yes, a bleeding ulcer can help a fella out during a bank heist. We are joined by Salvatore Polisi, former mobster and witness for the prosecution that imprisoned John Gotti, stops by the studio and chit-chats about infamous mobsters, and how he eventually opted out of the witness protection program. Brought to you by Tainted Vision Arts | 4/30/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOff And Running - Like A Doctor! Episode 85 | Hey, you got fifty and I can get forty, let's go partners on a package! Things to do with a gas mask when you're bored. Going to Houston? You better take some vitamins and start doing some push-ups now. What can we tell you, the Devil likes to eat out... With very special guest Felipe Esparza! | 4/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLet's Do This! - Episode 84 | Psst... You need some drugs, or a couple of easy women? No thanks, but do you know where I can get a good sandwhich? Look, I know you're trying to teach me about artistic truth and emotional recall, but it's starting to feel like you're clowning me. Hey, If you're going to shake me down, at least be a man and bring a gun. Red lights never counted, when Uncle Joey needed a package! With very special guest, actor Emilio Rivera from Sons of Anarchy. | 4/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI Won't Even Pace Myself - Episode 83 | Sometimes, linguine and clam sauce can save the day. Don't worry, your father's going to be allright...And other mumblings from a stone cold killer. Hooray! Sinatra just called and heard you had a problem. Look, here's all the juice you paid, but don't get me wrong - I gotta keep the principle. If all else fails, jab to the face, drop your right hand to the body, and bring your left hook up to the chin. This week's guest is former World Boxing Federation Super Cruiserweight Champion - Vinnie Curto! | 4/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Slippery Slope | What does Joey Diaz, The Captain and Tennille, a "Spoonful Of Sugar," and comic Wendy Liebman have in common!?! Mr. Cool Cat himself... Producer Jeff Sherman. | 3/30/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI'm Gonna Make Him An Offer He Can't Refuse Episode 81 | I'm DONE! But, If you need me I'll be back.. The story of the little speedbag that could. What sport league was the most romantic, you ask? The ABA BITCHES!!! The girl who needed to believe that Noriega was downstairs. With special guest, Emmy Award nominated actor Nicholas Turturro! Sweet Lord, this episode is FANF*CKINGTASTIC! | 3/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWho Shot Bobby LUPO!?! | So...You're at your desk, hacking away, feverishly wishing that Beauty and Da Beast would devote a whole episode to all things MMA. YOU GOT IT BITCHES!!! With very special guest, Anderson Silva's manager himself, Ed Soares! | 3/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitStop With The Tongue - Break Out The Helmet ALREADY! Episode 79 | Excuse me, is this an open mic or an Al-Anon meeting? The disturbing story of the young man who quit comedy on the day Bob Hope died. Ladies and gentlemen, the man, the Buckeye, Mr. Deathsquad himself... Brian Redban! | 3/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitYou Gotta Crush It Right Outta Da Gate!!! Episode 78 | What can we tell you, some people will eat a scab off a knee. The few, the proud, the men who use baby wipes when they go boom boom... With very special guest, Pakistan's number one model, comic extraodinaire - Brody Stevens!!! | 3/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWhat Was In That Stuff!?! Episode 77 | Look, man to man... That chick in the negligee looks like Joey Diaz in a wig, you gotta get me outta here!!! With special guest Josh Wolf, from Chelsea Lately. | 2/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHah! I Got All Y'All Suckas! Episode 76 | Hooray, Joey's back from knee surgery!!! Television producer, writer and director Ali LeRoi joins us and talks about going against the grain, wanting to send love letters to Lyle Waggoner and how he out punked Bernie Mac. | 2/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAnd That's How You Get Out Of The Check! Episode75 | How to get a degree through the Florida State Prison System. The story of the idiot savant who shopped for porn. The woman who decreed, "Why I could just watch Joey Diaz eat crackers all day!!!" With special guest Bert Kreischer. | 2/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI Got Nowhere ElseTo Go - Episode 74 | L.A. lesson number one, never be eighteen dollars away from a twenty! Cowards, Squares and Satan, oh my... The Comedy Store X-Files: The Paul Mooney Complaint Folder. And finally, the story of the Automaton that could channel the underworld. Special Guest Duncan Trussell!!! | 2/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI Paid You 40 Dollars - And All I Get Is Teeth!?! Episode 73 | Ahh, the good old days near the corner of Gardner and Sunset Boulevard... Go out with nothing, back at home by 8:30, with the cops looking for you, an eight ball, 100 dollars in your pocket, and the smell of p*ssy on your face. WHO'S BETTER THEN JOEY DIAZ!?! With special guest Ralphie May. | 1/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Artichoke Of The Monkey - Episode 72 | Joey and Felicia talk about their favorite guests, soap opera drama and the felon who loved his gas can. Who are these funny women, and why won't they stop pitching a fit? Plus, a delicious bonus piece from the Midnight Mass Upstream with special guest Danielle Stewart. | 1/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDope Rips And Crime Scenes - Episode 71 | What do vaginal meshes, cocaine vaseline, drive by shootings, flak vests, riots, bank take-overs, perps, gangs, autopsies and tantric sex - all have in common? Our first law and order episode BITCHES!!! And seriously, you did not just drop BIGGIE!?! | 1/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI'm Sorry, Did My Back Hurt Your Knife? Episode 70 | Uncle Joey and the Korean lady who became the kiss of death. The fart heard around the world. Sure, it's all fun and games until an angry mob of teenagers chase you down. It's a music episode BITCHES!!! | 1/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTweak Mission - Episode 69 | Who's missing an ear!?! The problem with calling everybody out in the neighborhood. Felipe Esparza drops by and talks about his experiences with the "rocks of hell." | 12/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 23 | ExplicitVideoJoey's Tainted Vision Infomercial | Joey hawks the wares of our sponsor... Not to be missed. Taken from the Midnight Mass Live Special on 12/24/11 | 12/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDon't Get High Off Your Own Supply - Episode 68 | The cookie Nazi returns. Joey goes deep on the Whitney Houston story. Special guest Vivid girl and erotic model Lux Kassidy! | 12/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNo Really, My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad! Episode 67 | Don't worry and don't say a word, because Abuela's going to save the day! For crying outloud, never google your parents! What do El Negro Marcello and Nick the Greek have in common? They'll peel off and give you some bills, when your Ma ain't looking. Comic Nina Manni drops by and talks about her experiences growing up as the daughter of a notorious Philly meth dealer. | 12/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI Swear, I'm Gonna Beat This - Episode 66 | Bored, need a drink, but you're locked up in Prison? All you need is a toilet, leftover fruit cocktail and a couple cubes of sugar - then it's PRUNO TIME BITCHES! Comic George Perez stops by and talks about what he learned about himself, after being sent to Wasco State Prison on Christmas Eve. | 12/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAccessory After The Fact - Episode 65 | Wanna dodge the cops? Then act normal and walk like a civilian!!! The story about the man with the Mexican spine. Um, excuse me - can you Eddie Murphy it up a bit? Rick Ramos drops by to discuss, It Came From The Seventies... AKA Our slant on movie picks for the family during any holiday. | 11/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitKing Of The Night Time World - Episode 64 | You got a paper route? Then hellz to the yeah, you can get a line of credit! Quick hide the Barbie Townhouse, Tati's coming over for coffee and a man to man chat. Special guest this week is none other then mixed martial arts commentator for the UFC Eddie Bravo, who squeals about his secret obsession. | 11/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTaking It Deep Into Satan's Corner - Episode 63 | Forget waterboarding, use Icy Hot as your new interogation technique. How to stand with friends, when da sh*t gets deep. Everybody's favorite girl scout, Danielle Stewart beguiles us with her tales of Strike Anywhere matches, men who set fires then wanna spoon, and her long ago secret addiction to Binaca. | 11/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Girl Who Loved Toe Jam - Episode 62 | The story of the fire eating dragon and the girl who loved toe jam. Beware of fat babies and their quick little fingers. Field trips to the liquor store. Sometimes in comedy you just need to put your tongue away, wash your face and never look back. Special guest is none other then super Hebrew, Ari Shaffir! C'mon America, DO THE HUSTLE! | 11/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitReturn Of The Living Head - Episode 61 | The story of the fist fight and the Transvestite Karaoke Bar. F.y.i. we don't give a Frenchman's f*ck what you think, that woman looks like Ralphie May. Special Halloween guest - the Scream Queen herself, Jewel Shepard stops in the studio and shares how she was discovered by the director of the cult classic movie "Return of The Living Dead." | 10/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitC*CKSTAR - THE NEW FIVE HOUR ENERGY DRINK | The story of pingita and the old woman who screamed, "Bingo!" Just because you can fry a Steak umm and watch the devil fall in a hole, it still don't mean that makes you a man. Ladies and Gentlemen, Glenn Campbell!!! | 10/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDo The Math Dummy! Episode 59 | You gotta a situation that needs to be taken care of, and you wanna know the square root of 69? Call Joey's stepdad! We say, if you see a woman with her hula hoop - it's time for the REVOLUTION BITCHES!!! The wedding that Joey couldn't resist. Last but not least, the man that wore a dickie but couldn't have a drink. | 10/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitScared Straight - Episode 58 | Joey reveals his secret meatloaf ingredient. Things that scare Felicia in the dark when she's sober. Faceless anonymity on the internet is for C*CKSUCKERS! Our love affair with Texas is finally revealed. | 10/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe 36 Hour Suckathon - Episode 57 | Joey tells the story about the girl who sucked outside her circle. "A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson. I don't know who that blowhard was talking about - but my bitches have my back!! The chick with David Bowie's V****a. | 9/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 36 | ExplicitVideoBonus Animation: Papayas | Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels animated!?! Based on musings from their popular RAWSOME podcast. | 9/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitA-Tisket A-Tasket, I Want What's In Dat Casket - Episode 56 | Really, you sent the getaway driver? That's so "B" team... Beach accidents - Fellini Style. Surveillance photos, they never catch your good side. And of course, the tale of the babysitter who could file down a key. | 9/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPsst.. I Know What You Did - Episode 55 | Attack of the apocalyptic monkeys. What's really at the end of the rainbow - leather pants and an ear beating? Nail clippers that multi-task. Mr. Softy and the Museum of Knuckleheads. Hooray, we have new theme music thanks to Mr. Gary Myrick. | 9/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Man With A Thousand Jobs - Episode54 | Been caught stealing, when I was 5. Got a bowl movement up on deck, there's always the balcony. How to be a bookie when you ain't got Bank. Stop faking the funk as a nation!! | 8/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe F*******r That Ate The World - Episode 53 | The skinny on f*******rs. Burning bridges, and taking no prisoners - our ode to Doug Stanhope. The art of taking people's SH*T!!! | 8/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJonesing For A Stabbing - Episode52 | The man from Keen-tucky and his detective kit. Checking in on your skeletons. Joey creates his own perfume... Eu de Cuban egg roll. | 8/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWhen Prostitutes Go Rogue - Episode 51 | The trials and tribulations of being a one man parade. Dracula arrives in East Orange. A prostitute goes rogue on Eye Witness news. The tale of the Tick Tock Hotel and the hottest nanny in town. When Hubba Bubba attacks! | 8/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBucket Full Of Poison - Episode 50 | The tale of the Chinese woman and the bucket full of poison. See why Yelp ranks Joey as one of the top 5 best tour guides in North Hollywood. The things you see behind your brother's eye, during a cocaine blizzard. Hooray!!! Georgie H. visits the studio for our 50TH EPISODE !!! | 7/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Rabbit's Hole - Episode 49 | Think before you ink. The tale of two Germans and the maid who lost her key. Crybabies, whiners and victims... Another typical Friday night at the movies. | 7/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGang Bangs and Comedy Sketches - Episode 48 | Whether it be a random, spur-of-the-moment snapshot or a well-thought-out composition, phone sex photos ROCK! Joey shares a few tips on how to handle prison when one is faced with time. The inspirational tale of the girl who had to follow canned heat. | 7/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSh*t, Shower and Shave - Episode 47 | Joey waxes poetic over the great Roberto Clemente. Things you find when going anal. Sports camp confidential. The tale of the great 4th of July cake - American on the outside, Mexican on the inside. | 7/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFantasy Heists and Booby Traps - Episode 46 | Your fantasy heist still eating away at you after all these years? Curious about the things chicks do while their mouths are open and a handkerchief is in hand? Does the Tao of Jeet Kune Do compel you? Well, we got all the answers C*CKSUCKERS!!! | 6/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMy Mom Just Took Her Jewelry Off! O Snap It's ON! Episode 45 | Legendary tales from the Sacred Heart School for Boys. A man named Jack and his big ass stick. Single moms who yell, "Go for the ribs, don't let that bastard breathe!" The best bet is when you gamble on yourself. | 6/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitU-G-L-Y, You Ain't Got No Alibi - Episode 44 | Confucius said, "Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change." He also said, "Damn girl, you better stop dry-humping trolls!" Guest host Danielle Stewart and Joey talk about the ugly crash of hitting ones bottom, when getting sober. | 6/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIs That A Bruja In Your Pocket? Episode 43 | Guest co-host Danielle Stewart (Dani Skirts) is in the HOUSE! Damn you Luther Vandross, and your smooth and silky trickery!!! A certain cop riding your ass? No worries, call the local Bruja. Prince and Doug Stanhope, brothers from another Mother? | 6/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitYou Stab Them, We Slab Them - Episode 41 | What do you do after giving the crypt-keepers a bump? You steal his keys of course... Miss sweet piece of meat herself, Comic Danielle Stewart drops by and talks about things you can wrap your tongue around. Old folks unite and open a sweet can of whoop ass. | 5/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDead Man Walking... With The Hershey Squirts - Episode 40 | Your child suffering from night terrors? Not any more, after you slip a Beretta with a silencer into his hands. We bring you "The mystery of the bad chicken on Cinco de Mayo." Today's ambulances... Not your mother's meat wagon. | 5/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Devil Has Gotten Inside You, Jobe. - Episode 39 | The real e***n skinny on the Lawnmower Man. What do helicopters, porn and Lucky charms have in common? Hey Joey, "Is that Banana Bread in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" | 5/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI Was Framed Like A Mo Fo - Episode 38 | The tree of revenge does not carry fruit... Unless you have a heck of a lot of patience, and access to a lead pipe. Also, the tale of Lawrence Taylor and the rock that p****d him way off. Harry Dean Stanton, purveyor of filthy jokes? Hellz to the YEAH!!! | 5/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUncle Joey's Medicine Wagon - Episode 37 | The tale of a girl in a halter top, and the heroin addict who wouldn't leave her alone. Uncle Joey's medical advice - always start the day off with a mega dose of the Prince of Darkness himself! Steven Tyler + Jersey Shore = Ass Whooping! | 4/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Road Map To Insanity Begins With A Cuban Egg Roll - Episode 36 | Joey quits smoking, AGAIN! Felicia reviews the documentary "American - The Bill Hicks Story." Things you can do in Philly when you are 13, with a sugar cube full of acid. | 4/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFrisky Fingers And The Neighborhood Milf - Episode 35 | The adventures of a randy 12 year old and the neighborhood Milf. Family members that ya love to hate. The emotional enlightenment that murder fantasies can bring. We're back from vacation, BITCHES! | 4/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitVacation Repeat - Episode 10.. Our Favorite Episode | Felicia learns what papayas really are in Cuba. Joey Spills the beans about his only threesome. They also share intimate details of stabbings and wanting to blow James Coburn in the morning dew.. | 4/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMr. Martini Suck My Weenie - Episode 34 | Prayer circles, arson - not just for grown-ups, steroids, and things that taste like a nutty Irishmen in the still of the night. | 3/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Girl With The Tricky VaJayjay - Episode 33 | Joey responds openly and honestly over a listener's e-mail. What to do when a cop pulls up next to you, as you are doing a line. Friends and the cool people they eventually become. Beware of the drunk Transexual and her ice cream scooper. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHear No Evil, See No Evil, And Keep Your Trap Shut - Da Cops Are Here Episode 32 | What does a child remember most when his family's apartment gets tossed by the cops? If you're Joey Diaz, probably a grandma and her ball of string... Subtext, why the hell is it so important and why do some people make money off of it? And of course, the pros and cons of dancing on a Prostitute's toes. | 3/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAttack, Injure, Fight, Kill.. Episode 31 | Joey talks about the bindles hidden in his mother's bra. The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club... Unless of course you have a PODCAST! Yes Virginia, sometimes Godfathers take you for an ice cream treat, sometimes they want to put a cap in your ASS! And of course, the tale of the wh*re with the bright idea. | 3/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPinching Mommy's Stash - Episode 30 | Joey shares the tale of his first ever drug rip off - from his mom. The kids have their first on air hissy fit and GODDAMN IT Ming Melstein, we hope your plying your bait and switch fireworks scheme in HELL! | 3/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoey Guards The Bar-Mitvah Presents - Episode 29 | Who's bright idea was it to let Joey guard the Bar Mitzvah presents? Friends that can't let go, but still have the nerve to want their damn money back. Christ - will someone please give Felicia a cup of joe and an attitude adjustment? | 2/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Towers - Episode 28 | The tale of the notorious Galaxy Towers and Joey's escape clause. Family secrets - why can't Grandma just tell everyone who she banged? Garlic farts, fact or fiction? | 2/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPop Rocks and Monkeys - Episode 27 | What does a cuban egg roll, pop rocks and a woman's monkey have in common? JOEY "COCO" DIAZ!!! This short but crazy episode, could be our most explosive podcast yet. | 2/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWeddings + Coked Out Friends = Where's the Limo Driver? Episode 26 | Dang, everywhere ya look there's that effing paper trail - thanks a lot internet! Joey lays down the law on social networking etiquette. Just how many rodeos has Felicia been to anyway? What Kardashian would be last on your f*ck buddy list? (Poor Bruce Jenner.) Joey explains why beach weddings and the groom's coke buddies, should never mix. | 2/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDr. J and Sticky Charlie - Episode 25 | Joey looks for an open mic stage while on vacation with the in-laws in Tennessee. Felicia tells the tale of getting her ass kicked in front of her passed out mother. Who da hell is Sticky Charlie and why does his memory still haunt Joey. We are proud to announce that we have received the best e-mail in podcast history and we are eager to share it. And of course, Dr J! | 1/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNo Judge, No Jury, No Appeals, No Deals, Cuz' It's Charles Bronson Time! Episode 24 | How do you kill a Sunday afternoon? Ya go to a Charles Bronson double feature BITCHES!!! Screw Jason Statham, Joey and Felicia break down the original "Mechanic." Joey reminisces about the guy that got him out of Jersey, in the nick of time. Felicia reveals her most embarrassing television appearance. Taxi drivers, friend or foe? Street thugs versus cross country skier - who's really the A-hole during a blizzard on the mean streets of Jersey? | 1/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIn For A Penny - In For A Pounding Episode 23 | "Just For Men" hair dye, apparently not just for men. 2nd Moms, you can't live with out them - especially when they help you fence the goods. When a hooker offers you a deal, is it rude to inquire if she's at the beginning of her shift or the end of it? Joey shares the truth of rightfully getting his a** kicked by a little muscle Mary. | 1/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMartians Near Party Island And Paying to Play In The Mob.. Episode 22 | If you give a Martian a shovel, will he dig a hole? Is there an Idiots Guide to Tantric Sex? If a guy offers you money to help him into the mob - is it considered a "bringer" crime? Mental disease or mental weakness... What da hell is the difference!?!?! | 1/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDoes Circle + Jerks = A Circle Jerk? Episode21.m4a | What exactly do boys do when they form a circle? Joey's best bud reveals all about Joey. If a cl*t freezes, will a tongue get stuck on it? It's the Holiday Show! | 12/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTales From Girlfriends Past And the Crap You Feed A Guard Dog On The Eve Of A Burglary Episode 20 | Joey tells a tale from Girlfriends past - the one that keeps calling, to reminisce while being tied up for bondage, waiting for her new boyfriend's Viagara to kick in. If a kid mistakenly eats some mushrooms - do you tell the parents, or quietly leave the house before he starts tripping? Guard Dogs and the way they like their burgers. And of course - who farted? | 12/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIf A Woman's Monkey Get's A Freeze-On, Will Her C**t Get Paranoid - Episode 19 | Joey tells the tale of getting busted by the cops, due to messy snow shoes, leaving the scene of a crime. If a woman's monkey does a freeze-on, will her c**t write the long over-due letter to it's Dad? Inspiration... Why is it so damn hard to find!?!? | 12/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAspirin, Anbesol, Dead Dicks and Black Friday - Episode 18 | Joey talks about enticing the ladies with chopped up baby aspirin and Anbesol. The Black Friday strategy of shoplifting thoughtful gifts for the ones you hold dearest to you. Some dead dicks are for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, these are the dead dicks that are liked the best... | 11/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJoey's Kidnapping Anniversary and the Places A Man Should Never Stick His Head - Episode 17 | What do you get your kidnapping victim on the 23rd Anniversary? How to find the best damn pistachio pudding in the prison system and if a man sticks his head inside a woman's v****a - will he finally find the elusive cone of silence? | 11/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitA Girl And Her Guilt, A Boy And His Wall, And Damnit, Who Let Stacey Bring The Mashed Potatoes? Episode16 | Felicia talks about not feeling guilt, when one is found guilty as charged. Joey shares his story of seeing Pink Floyd's "The Wall" with Satan. And a sweet can of "whoop ass" is about to get opened, if a certain someone brings her mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving dinner - one more EFFING time! | 11/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAreolas, The Oral Majority and Dropping Acid During Family Crises, Episode 15 | How do you like your oral stories, gangsta style or with a side of backstage delight? Felicia explains how a Presidential Election and a Costco table can almost break up a friendship. Joey shares his story of emotional loss while on Window Pane acid. And of course - areolas... | 11/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFalse Accusations, Snack Sized Excrements and Women Who Can Take A Punch In The Movies - Episode 14 | Joey turns a false accusation into a revenue stream. If you dare a friend to eat mummified excrement, will he only eat one? Comic and film nut Rick Ramos stops by and the discussion of what bad ass actresses can take a punch to the kidney and steal a movie all in a day's work, breaks out. | 11/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRevenge, Night Sweats and Adam Sandler Directs Joey's Balls | Felicia steps up and shares her story about family. Joey tells a tale of revenge and the nightsweats it still brings on. Santana vs. Ozzie and if Adam Sandler directed your balls in a skit, are they eligible for membership in the Screen Actors Guild | 10/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMom's That Stab, Naive Getaway Drivers and Grandmas Against Nodding. | Joey talks about his mom's handy work with sharp objects and the Chinese waiter who got in the way. How to trick the naive into becoming the perfect getaway driver and if a junkie nods in the bathroom will his grandma really hear? | 10/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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82 |
ExplicitMugging Hookers, Bruce Lee and the Dirty Habits of Babies caught on Ultrasounds. Episode 11 | Joey shares his story of mugging a hooker and burning her wig. His favorite Bruce Lee movie and the dirty habits of babies caught on ultrasounds. | 10/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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83 |
ExplicitPapayas, Threesomes, Michael Vick and James Coburn | Felicia learns what papayas really are in Cuba. Joey Spills the beans about his only threesome. They also share intimate details of stabbings and wanting to blow James Coburn in the morning dew.. | 10/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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84 |
ExplicitFirst Burglaries, Scamming The Fairer Sex, Fatherhood -Episode9 | Joey answers a viewer's question of, "When did you first break the Law?" Felicia talks about exercising her right to scam the fairer sex. We share our first interview and discuss stepping up to the plate as a father. And of course, sex.. | 9/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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85 |
ExplicitGodfather's, Wannabe Prostitute and The Things One hides In a Foreskin | Joey talks about his notorious Godfather whom he loves. Felicia talks about almost becoming a prostitute by default. The things you can hide in one's foreskin during a pee test. | 9/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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86 |
ExplicitLosing One's Virginity, Hangovers and Weight Watchers. Episode 7 | Felicia and Joey talk about how they lost their virginity, the price one pays for licking liquids off stranger's arm and baby steps out of the hole you've dug yourself into. | 9/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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87 |
ExplicitThe Peppermint Lounge, Felicia's Rant and Men who cry. Episode 6 | Felicia talks about her dancing career at the notorious Peppermint Lounge and rants about effing comedy, while Joey cries to love songs... | 9/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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88 |
ExplicitFinger Power, Soul Power and Kitty Cats who Kill. Episode 5 | Joey reveals whether he fainted at his Doctor's appointment. The kids discuss the music documentary "Soul Power," and the tale of a siamese cat who opened a sweet can of whoop ass. | 8/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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89 |
ExplicitRoaming Fingers, Truthful Parenting and Wonderbread - Episode 4 | Joey tells Felicia about his favorite Uncle and then they both share tales about fingers that roam and the downfall of eating to much Wonderbread. | 8/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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90 |
ExplicitBlood Work And Da Exes - Episode 3 | Joey and Felicia talk about Joey's fainting spells and the grind they both face with exes... | 8/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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91 |
ExplicitDoing Time - Episode 2 | Joey "Coco" Diaz shares his tale of doing time and getting into comedy with Felicia Michaels. | 8/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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92 |
ExplicitIn Da Beginning - Episode 1 | Joey and Felicia talk about Galleano bottles gone awry, Furries, and Playboy magazine. | 8/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 92 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
This is MADFLAVA
Joey "COCO" Diaz and felicia are really fun to listen to and here their interesting stories...Great podcast..
Can't get enough of Joey Diaz!
Great podcast. More than once a week would be even better.
Awesome
Great concept for a podcast. I love reading Joey Diaz's myspace blogs. It is great to hear his amazing and funny stories in an audio format. Felicia is super cool and the show has a great flow.
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