Declarations of War Podcast
By Jimer Lins
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Podcast Description
A Podcast by the Noir. Mercenary Group, a corporation in the Massively Multiplayer Online Game EVE Online.
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ExplicitDeclarations of War Podcast Episode 17! | I’ve come out of semi-retirement so we can publish the podcast (well, mostly because I still have the hosting account and know how to do it!). Declarations of War Broadcast Episode 17, hosted by SN1P3R001, Alekseyev Karrde and PhelanJKell of Noir. Mercenary Group. I don’t have the agenda for ya, because I haven’t heard it myself (well, not quite true. I’ve listened to a few minutes and downmixed it to mono/128Kbps to save my bandwidth and your hard drive). So enjoy the surprise! Download it here: http://traffic.libsyn.com/declarewar/DeclarationsOfWarEpisode17.mp3 | 1/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeclarations of War Episode Sixteen | Declarations of War Broadcast Episode 16, hosted by Jimer Lins, Alekseyev Karrde, Jimer Lins and Laevateinn of Noir. Mercenary Group, plus special guest CrazyKinux of the EVE Blog Pack and EVE Blog Banter fame. Tonight’s agenda: Shoutouts, various and sundry. Contract Wrapups Terra Incognita Wormhole Eviction Legion of Krouts POS Save Red vs. Blue (again) and Teutonic Guard Chain of Chaos Impass and Catch EVE News -A- is Baaaack. Burn Eden+HAVOC debut new tactics, collect many tears. Learning skills are leaving the building. Pandemic Legion turns the NC back from the drone regions and in Alek’s words “make a shot for shot remake of 300 in front of some Tech moons. Incursion- bringing the lag of 0.0 to your highsec! Real Money Trading- EVE might just get the first bot that could pass a Turing Test. This Week in Mercs Merc Contracts Channel up to two dozen listings. Noob and fail mercs everywhere! Cosmic Cimmerians joins Noir. Mercenary Group. Snatch vs. 0rphanage, hoo boy. MC acquires Cursed Inc. but loses M Corp. #AskAlek and #TrollAlek- a new segment! What makes a good FC? Why does the Retribution suck? Closing/Outro Download it here: http://traffic.libsyn.com/declarewar/DeclarationsOfWarEpisode16.mp3 | 12/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeclarations of War Podcast Episode Fifteen! | Welcome to Episode 15 of the Declarations of War! I’ve been very busy with real life recently, so yours truly isn’t in this one, and in fact I haven’t heard it yet. That means we get the joy of discovery together! Enjoy! Direct link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/declarewar/podcast_15_edit_v2.mp3 Â | 11/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeclarations of War Podcast Episode 14! | On the menu for today’s podcast: Opening/Intro/Shoutouts Hosts: Alekseyev Karrde, Jimer Lins, Great Larin and Special Guest Host: The PitBoss! Contract Wrapups: Interdiction of G-EURJ/X5-0EM, Pest Control Union, Wormhole POS Save, Pocket Lockdown, Electus Matari POS Takedown Attempt, a Freighter Escort, and CVA! EVE News: Alliance Tournament (:sadface:), Northern withdrawal/SC Resets, Paxton Federation booted from Providence, Opticon joins CVA, Vanguard leaves the NC, and the controversy surrounding a massive supercap fight. This Week in Mercs: Nightjester returns to Noir., Updates to the Merc Contracts Channel, R.E.P.O./Snatch Victory dramabomb, Privateers(!), and NMG. resets all of Providence. Closing/Outro: Jimer’s rant, and a rendition of “Poker Face” by Lady GaGa done by Jimer Lins. Enjoy! Direct Link: http://media.libsyn.com/media/declarewar/DeclarationsOfWarEpisode14.mp3 The in-browser player still seems to be on the fritz. I’ll bug the podlogs host about it. RSS feed is working and so is iTunes, though. | 7/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeclarations of War Episode 13 | * Shoutouts * Contract Wrapups: Reckoning., WE FORM VOLTRON, various wormhole POS towers. * EVE News: AAA Smashes Providence, Paxton fights back, Great War V2 (NC vs SC), CSM5, No-Local exploit, Alliance Tournament 8 Drawing controversy * This Week in Mercs: Nightjester leaves Noir. and forms Smash and Grab, Underworld Excavators gets out of the merc business but MCREW reformed as Paradigm Alliance, New faces in the Merc Contracts Channel, Noir. can has space, We are terrible carebears, * Aftermath of the Provi stomp: Aralis and the freighter, VVA is going to go all Noir. on our ass, Mynxee almost loses a JF in Providence, reflections on owning space. Direct link: http://media.libsyn.com/media/declarewar/DeclarationsOfWarEpisode13.mp3 (the in-browser thingy seems to be borked at the moment, but the RSS feed seems to be working.) | 5/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeclarations of War Podcast Episode Twelve | Why, lookie what we got hear! (The first few minutes has a few artifacts due to an inadvertent editing problem I didn’t catch until the last minute. Rather than start over, I decided to go with it. Sorry about that!) Intros- Jimer Lins, Nidia Masters, Sweet Julie, Alekseyev Karrde and KAtnos. Shoutouts. Contract Wrapup Providence Brief discussion of the (at the time) current contract vs. Primary. Alliance. EVE News Jimer’s first reactions to Dominion Hey, Goons are gone Systematic Chaos/Stainwagon Providence is burning CSM Summit Notes from Alek Minor things like making wrecks scannable, D-scanner improvements, broadcast improvements, etc Extending CSM Terms to one year Account Security improvements Customer Support(!) Docking games fixes (no docking if you’re scrambled? Oh yes) Dominion isn’t really a major success in its intentions Treaties! Battle recorder (oh yeah) Killmails for self-destructs? Jump bridge ranges Information Warfare links are terrible, they could be improved Destroyers! Planetary Interaction Why changing the corp roles system is probably not going to happen Suicide ganking is an accepted mechanic, insurance is a problem Corp bookmarks CSM is now a stakeholder in the development process at CCP This Week in Mercs GIS and Noir. join forces Duty. and Underworld Excavators part ways Jimer’s Rant: Smacktalk Outro: Sweet Julie treats us to a rendition of “Moskau” by Dschingis Khan Podcast Home: http://www.garageband.com/user/JimerLins/podcast/main XML: http://www.garageband.com/user/JimerLins/podcast/main.xml Enjoy! | 3/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeclarations of War Podcast Episode Nine! | Welcome to the Declarations of War Podcast Nine! Apologies for delays- as always, it’s Jimer’s fault. I’m being punished by not being allowed to be in tonight’s cast. So, no rant from me. Truth to tell, my computer decided it prefers to imitate bricks than spaceships, but a new motherboard is coming this weekend. Even more exciting, I haven’t listened to it yet! So I don’t have the agenda for you. It was edited by the inimitable Erichk Knaar, who gets nowhere near the credit he deserves for- well, for anything, really. It’s appreciated! Enjoy the podcast! I know I will. Quick edit: Go check out http://www.planetriskshow.com/Â because they freaking rule and are guests on this episode! Declarations of War Podcast Direct download iTunes Feed | 11/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeclarations of War podcast, Episode Eight (at last!) | Welcome to the Declarations of War Podcast, Episode Eight. We hadn’t realised quite how impatient you lot are until there was a “tiny” delay to our whole production process. It’s almost like you enjoy the podcast or something… Thanks to McCreary075 for stepping into the the fray for me when I was away for this podcast, and a shout out to Jimer who trusted me enough to let me edit this podcast! Anyway, without further ado, here is what you will find in this episode: Special guest – Taram Caldar (at the time an Ex-Noir. pilot!) Contract Wrap Ups – Drekla Consortium, Legio Astarte Arcanum, Fear & Loathing in New Eden, Fountain and Immensea Noir. in Alliance Tournament 7 New rig sizes & Minmatar weapon changes Dominion changes – Faction Ship improvements, New Titan Doomsday weapon, Moon changes and changes to systems infrastructure Assault Frigates discussion New tax on NPC corp members KIA close down. Logistical Nightmare stops taking merc contracts Privateers contract (At the time of recording this had just started) Noir. Academy launched Jimer’s rant! Hope you enjoy the podcast, and you’ll be pleased to know that Episode 9 on it’s way… Declarations of War Podcast Direct download iTunes Feed Kan3r | 10/24/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeclarations of War Podcast Episode Seven! | Welcome to the Declarations of War Podcast Seven! Got a nice meaty cast for you today. Be sure to tip your waitress. Tonight’s “agenda”:  -Scheduling “issues”. Delays? It’s Jimer’s fault.  -Shoutouts (with apologies to various Noir. member’s sisters).  -Results of “What would Noir. mean if it was an acronym?”  -Contract wrapup- Paladin Order OPFOR  -Contract wrapup- Malum Exuro.   -False starts.   -Carrier kills, nom nom nom nom.   -Epic wormhole gank.  -EVE News   -Dust 514- this time with actual information.   -EBANK Implosion- It’s a Ponzi scheme. Shocking.   -NC helping Goons get their former holdings back. Good times all around.   -Coracao Ardente closes its doors (:sadface:)  -This Week in Mercs   -We need theme music.   -Stealthfield Revisited (ed: Too many alliances with “X’ at the beginnng/end of their names)   -Sir, the Kraken! (Giant Squid Corp declares war on Noir.)   -Followup on joining/leaving alliances to avoid wardecs.   -GM Fail (AGAIN): Noir. gets a warning for leaving and rejoining alliances to avoid wardecs. It’s OK to laugh, we did too. And for the fourth time, we go over how badly the GMs mangle the management of this game- for example, by levering warnings against one of most active PVP corps in EVE for- yes- attempting to avoid wardecs. >.> Good game!  -In conclusion: A dramatic reading of local smack.   -In lieu of a Jimer Rant, we present Takezo Kenzei going off on Zedrik Cayne after Noir. ganked some carriers. Truly a goldmine of lol.   -Dramatis Personae:   Takezo Kenzei: Jimer Lins   Zedrik Cayne: Kan3r Blaze   Miscellaneous guy in local: Alekseyev Karrde  -Conclusion and Signoff If you like our dramatic reading, send us your best smacktalk logs and we’ll take the best ones and turn them into dramatic readings too! We’re looking for the best you can give us, so we can have a fun and funny segment for the podcast. Enjoy the podcast! Declarations of War Podcast Direct download iTunes Feed | 9/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeclarations of War Podcast Episode Six | Hey! Here it is. The long-delayed Podcast Episode Six. First off, my apologies for not having this done sooner. The podcast was recorded the 17th of August and sat, forlorn, on my hard drive, awaiting the love of the edit, which due to my real life and workload, did not come in a timely manner. In fact, there’s some amusement value in this one- We discuss Dust 514- two days before CCP announced what it was going to be about! So you can look back through the lens of history- well, two weeks of it- and see what people thought Dust was going to be. Decide for yourself if we’re visionaries or just idiots. But don’t tell us which, I don’t think our hearts could take the truth. Tonight’s Agenda: * Alek is on vacation, so we have a guest host and Noir.’s newest officer (at the time) McCreary075. * Some shoutouts (don’t worry, it’s short!) * EVE News- Dust 514, ISK sellers spamming the hell out of the forums, mass hysteria! * This week in Mercs- “mercs” offering free wardecs if you pick an interesting target, F-OFF coming back into the biz. * Jimer has a few words to say about ISK sellers. In the future the podcast should be every two weeks. We tried for a weekly thing but the content just wasn’t there and frankly the time investment made it a lot harder to maintain that pace. Now we record every week and release the following week. By the way, Episode Seven is already recorded and awaiting its own round of editing love- expect it this coming weekend! Your frequently tardy, but never retarded host- Jimer Lins. Declarations of War Podcast Direct download iTunes Feed | 9/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 10 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
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One of my favorite eve related podcasts. If you want to know what its like to be a Merc, plus other eve goings-on, this is the podcast to listen to.
Always an interesting listen
Informative, well-paced, and an occassional rant. What's not to like? You don't have to be a merc or pew-pew fanatic to appreciate what these guys have to say.
Refreshingly different
The main difference between Noir. podcast and the others is their focus on mercenary aspects of the game.
They give reviews of previous contracts and also helpful hints for PvP sometimes.
Overall a very enjoyable podcast
-acinom
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