Facts are Meaningless
By Eric Griffith and Joseph Moran
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Podcast Description
Eric and Joe have known each other since 1992, when they were thrown together in a gladiator-style deathmatch. They teamed up against their cruel overlords and were quickly beaten down, and thus became the geeky schlubs you know and love today.
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ExplicitEpisode 026! Nuts n’ Apples! | Listen in on two guys who say plenty when they have nothing to talk about. AGAIN. Facts Are Meaningless, Ep. 026! by Joe And Eric Listen on Posterous [Warning: Where did the bad words touch you?] Fun: Ass donuts. English accents. Peanuts (not pistachios). Community on NBC. iPad chi. Crud: Musical sell outs. Verbal Ticks. Apple's corporate douche baggery. Links: What the f is a tuffet? Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder. Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS! Subscribe on iTunes Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Free your mind. Permalink | Leave a comment » | 6/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 025! T**D Nuggets o’ Wisdom! | Once again, we barely have any topics to discuss, and still manage to blather on for over thirty minutes. Thirty minutes of comedy GOLD, people. Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 025! by Joe And Eric Listen on Posterous [Warning: Swearing in front of children.] Game of Thrones (good): Uncle Floyd. Ann Bah-Humbug Davis. Windows Phone 7 (really?). Skype totally worth 8 billion bucks. Brady Bunch repeats. CCH Pounder. Louis C.K. Olivia Munn. Crown of Thorns (crap): Skype outages. Skin tags. T**d-hu-en. Facebook addicts. Soylent Green vs. Enfamil. Cousin Oliver. TV Networks showing shows out of order. Links: Which Direction Should I Wipe? (Because it’s important to know.) One-Man Show (New York Magazine article about Louis C.K.) Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder. Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS! Subscribe on iTunes Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Share your vitriol and love and love for vitriol. Permalink | Leave a comment » | 5/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 024! Lifting the Discourse UP! | Go behind the scenes to learn that we don't put these stupid podcasts together in a timely manner, AT ALL. Also, lots of baby noises. Some not from Joe and Eric. Facts_are_Meaningless,_Ep_024.mp3 Listen on Posterous When we say "tunic," by the way, we mean "loincloth." We am not smarts. [Warning: Even we are shocked at our language. SHOCKED.] Loverly Stuff: Uh.... we got nothing. Everything sucks. Hateful Things: NYTimes paywall stupidity/cost; comment anonymity. I Am Number Four. Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder. Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS! Subscribe on iTunes Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Be an anonymous troll if you want. We're desperate. Permalink | Leave a comment » | 4/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 023! Web:AOL::Facebook:Web! | Once again, Eric is forced to defend Facebook from Joe’s scurrilous accusations, which are probably all true, so they both feel dirty. So very, very dirty. Plus, some poop jokes. Facts_are_Meaningless,_Ep_023.mp3 Listen on Posterous [Warning: We’ve not been cured of cursing by the magic of Charlie Sheen. Yet.] Things worth caring about: Corn on the cob. Paul McCartney. Sid & Marty Krofft shows like Lidsville. Things worth punching in the face: Facebook algorithms. Facebook taking over the Web. Charlie Sheen. Playing devil’s advocate. Gabrielle Anwar’s dietician. LINKS! Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder. Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS! Subscribe on iTunes Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Flowers in the Dirt rules. Permalink | Leave a comment » | 3/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 022! A Patented Disgusting Digression! | Facts_are_Meaningless,_Ep_022!.mp3 Listen on Posterous [Warning: We swear by swears.] It's been almost three months since we put up a podcast, but we're back...meaner and stupider than ever. Things we likey: Trying to get on Jeopardy. Shaved Trebek. Non-pushy-religions. Things we welcome: Our future robot/computer overlords. Things we hatey: Abusive cults. Rivers of vomited poo. Baby reflux. SEO gaming. LINKS! Paul Haggis vs. The Church of Scientology (plus: The New Yorker's Scientology Article, Lawyer Bits Only) (plus: BoingBoing post) Computer Contestant Dominates Top Humans In Jeopardy JC Penney Fires Back at Google and New York Times Over SEO Controversy And for all our complaining about the market for Watson, it turns out that IBM will work with Nuance to improve Watson to work in healthcare. Imagine that episode of House, MD. Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder. Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS! Subscribe on iTunes Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Gort! Klaatu barada nikto. Permalink | Leave a comment » | 2/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 021! A Handful of Loudmouths! | Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 021! by Joe And Eric Listen on Posterous [Warning: Almost serious discourse ruined by potty-talk.] This is almost entirely a discussion about whether "back-scatter" machines and other scanners at airports are bunk or necessary. But we can all agree the agency running them is as competent as the guy who designed the exhaust ports on the original Death Star. Our mutual hatred is reserved for the fake unsubscribe links in email newsletters. Die, you mother f*****s. Then we talk about Things We Are Thankful For, because we are saps. Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder. Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS! Subscribe on iTunes Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Before you eat all the turkey, jerk. Permalink | Leave a comment » | 11/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 020! Facebook Jerkishness! | Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 020! by Joe And Eric Listen on Posterous [Warning: We don't curse as much as usual, so I made up for with gratuitous F-bombs.] Hatred Generators: The recording industry suing people, "Bleep My Dad Says," crappy DVR software, TV cable idiocy, sophisticated electronics as baby toys, Batman as Blackwater. Fondness Creators: How to Be a Jerk on Facebook, knowing Marvel from DC, Fringe, Community, Rally to Restore Sanity's "f***s", swearing in front of children. Links: Jammie Thomas Refuses To Pay $1.5 Million Fine For Illegal Downloads Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder. Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS! Subscribe on iTunes Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Don't be an enema, because that's like a much dirtier douche. Permalink | Leave a comment » | 11/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 019! Shampooing a Rug! | [Warning: We say things you shouldn't say in front of a three-month-old... in front of a three-month-old.] Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 019! by Joe And Eric Listen on Posterous Things irate: Not swearing before 10pm. Butts on Mad Men but no boobs, WTF? Too much CGI. VESA vs. VISA joke. Halo single player. Steve Jobs, customer service rep. Things high rated: Felix the Cat. Slinky. Log! Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse. The Pivot Joke from Friends. Links: Virtual Backlot Reel (Greenscreen is Everywhere!) LOG! From BLAMMO! Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder. Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS! Subscribe on iTunes Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Word. To your mommy. Permalink | Leave a comment » | 10/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAmerica's Greatest Poet (So I'm Told) | Acapella Gin And Juice.mp3 Listen on Posterous Gin & Juice Permalink | Leave a comment » | 9/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 018! All People Suck! | [Warning: Raindrops on roses. Whiskers on Kittens. Potty mouth on Eric and Joe.] Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 018! by Joe And Eric Listen on Posterous Things that p**s: Netflix lacking extras. Jersey Shore monkeys. Invisible barrels. Sad TV guest stars that no longer have movie careers. A horrible 80's scifi flick that's considered a "classic." Things we wish: Product endorsement deals! Pink smoke monsters. TOP GEEK! David Warner. The Black Hole. Links: Lenovo N5901 Wireless Keyboard (slash hand trowel) Engrish Correction: The robot in The Black Hole is V.I.N.CENT (Vital Information Necessary CENTralized). Herbie is both the robot owned by the Fantastic Four ( H.E.R.B.I.E.: Humanoid Experimental Robot, B-type, Integrated Electronics) and a Love Bug. We apologize for the error. As if you care. Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder. Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS! Subscribe on iTunes Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Get down and funky with it. Permalink | Leave a comment » | 8/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 10 Episodes |
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