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She's on a mission to kill the man who loves her. Why? Because he's an idiot. Ten years ago, Nina Kimberly the Merciless was cheated out of the life of adventure that she truly deserves. Her father, the fearsome barbarian conqueror Marcus the Merciless, met his first and only defeat at the hands of, well... a gopher hole. Ever since this epic humiliation, she and the rest of the horde have been stuck in the rural backwater kingdom of Langia. Now Francis IX, the idiotic king, has decided that he and Nina should be married. She can't kill him without starting a succession war, but the alternatives? Eww! Nina has long yearned for a hero to sweep her up on a glorious quest, but Francis' unwanted affections have forced her hand. No more waiting for a quest to find *her*, it's time to get proactive. She sets off into the big wide world, but the King decides to tag along, complete with a security spell to alert the Kingdom if he's killed. Nina is forced to swallow her pride and keep him safe... at least until she can find a way to break the spell. But nothing is ever simple in the life of a barbarian princess, and nothing is ever quite what it appears. The dragon is a pacifist (sometimes). The handsome rogue is a con-artist, but who is he conning? And even the wizard has a few surprises in store. While seeking the answer to all her problems, Miss the Merciless discovers that what she's always wanted may not actually be what she *wants*. *Nina Kimberly the Merciless* is a comic coming of age story filled with magic, mayhem and mercenaries, but mercy? Never.
This is a remastered version of the novel, with an all-new higher quality recording. The classic version of Nina Kimberly the Merciless is also available.
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NinaKimberlyRM-11
The Conclusion! Contains chapters 22 - 24 of Nina Kimberly the Merciless, by Christiana Ellis. With the true threat revealed at last, it's a race against time. Nina will be forced to choose her own destiny, and decide once and for all, what she really wants. But what will she have to sacrifice to get it?
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NinaKimberlyRM-10
Contains chapters 20-21 of Nina Kimberly the Merciless, by Christiana Ellis. Nina has no time to digest William's confession or the Wizard's bizarre behavior, because Tyrnon is back, and he isn't happy. Then, the true nature of Nina's trances is revealed.
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NinaKimberlyRM-09
Contains chapters 18-19 of Nina Kimberly the Merciless, by Christiana Ellis. Nina and company continue traveling North, with a detour in the mountain town of Korhstahl, where William has an idea for how to get some supplies. Then it's time to meet the wizard.
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NinaKimberlyRM-08
Contains chapters 16-17 of Nina Kimberly the Merciless by Christiana Ellis. When William asks her to leave Francis and Tyrnon, Nina finds herself in a dilemma. Stay with the man who she may be falling in love with, but who is a self-confessed con artist? Or stay with Tyrnon, who promises a life of adventure, but is increasingly unpredictable and potentially dangerous. Either way, she's going to have to decide quickly.
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NinaKimberlyRM-07
Contains chapters 14-15 of Nina Kimberly the Merciless by Christiana Ellis. After everything goes wrong in the arena, Nina will have to scramble if they all hope to make it out of Homilatta alive. But who knows, she may even get paid and learn a lesson on the way.
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NinaKimberlyRM-06
Contains chapters 12-13 of Nina Kimberly the Merciless, by Christiana Ellis. The day of the big bout between Francis and Tyrnon has arrived! But will the audience be fooled? Will Tyrnon be able to stay calm in the face of thousands of screaming humans? Will Francis be too stupid to remember the plan? Nina will just have to wait and see.