Scotty Got An Office Job
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The Home of the Webseries Scotty Got An Office Job. Also the home of random ephemera: From The Big Rock Show, to the Paper Hat Game, to my wedding.
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| 1 | ExplicitVideoHow to Sensitively "break up with" a Troublesome Client | Freelancers and large companies alike sometimes have difficult clients. Whatever your business is, it's often necessary to sever a client relationship in the most sensitive and appropriate manner. | 1/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 2 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 10, Merry Holidays, Please Hold: branded entertainment | Final ep of Merry Holidays, Please hold. With special song end credits. | 12/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 3 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 9, Merry Holidays, Please Hold: Seeing the light | n which The Evil Three are beaten down and Nelson has an epiphany. After running through town, forced to confront the world of bad customer service he has created and see what that world looks like without it, Nelson leads Sophie back to his office. Empt | 12/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 4 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 8, Happy Customers | Matt Nelson's bad night continues. Convinced that Sophie, the p****d off bartender, is an angel come to show him the horrors of the world he has created, he leads her on a wild chase through town. First he marvels at a big box store and how easy it | 12/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 5 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 7, Merry Holidays, Pleae Hold: The Angel | Extreme drunkeness has finally taken hold with Matt Nelson, creator of all things bad in customer service. Outside the bar where his credit card has been declined he mistakes the p****d off waitress as an angel come to show him the true meaning of Christ | 12/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Greatest Xmas Ever | I got tired of having to upload this over and over...long story. From back in the Big Rock Show days (http://mysp.ac/hbA3Gv), i trot it out once a year. | 12/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 7 | ExplicitVideoEp 6: Merry Holidays, Please Hold. Your call is important | After his credit card gets denied, Matt Nelson calls the company and gets his revenge. | 12/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 8 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 5, Merry Holidays, Pleae Hold: Reinstatement Fees | After trying and failing to order food all over town, Matt Nelson decides to drink his dinner. After downing countless Cosmo-Cran-Tinis (his drink of choice) he sloppily hits on a nearby hipster (out of his league) and p**ses the waitress off. When his c | 12/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 9 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 4, Merry Holidays, Please Hold: Fill out these forms | Matt Nelson is having a strange night. He's been trying to get food all over town, but keeps hitting an impossible (and weird) customer service obstacle. First, a waitress at his favorite restaurant basically turned into a phone tree while he was tr | 12/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 10 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 1, Merry Holidays, Please Hold: Fred Talk | Matt Nelson of Matt Nelson International Social E-Consulting Enterprise Leverage Solutions gives a rousing Fred Talk on his company's innovations in the field of customer service: Hold Music, Telephone Trees, the phrase "Your Call is important | 12/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 11 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 3, Merry Holidays Please Hold....the Phone Tree | Matt Nelson's favorite restaurant turns into a phone tree. Matt Nelson just wants some food. But his waitress has been taken over by the Evil Three (introduced last episode); the whole experiences turns into a phone tree labyrinth. This is Nelson&ap | 12/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 12 | ExplicitVideoEpisode 2, Merry Holidays Please Hold: The Evil 3 | Matt Nelson meets the real reason behind crappy customer service. | 12/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 13 | ExplicitVideoCreative Commons Xmas Carol: Alternate cut | The unused trailer for "Merry Holidays Please Hold" from Zendesk. We bought santa suits,shot it, cut it, and then realized that it made no gat-dang sense. It also made all the celebrity cameos feel "tacked on" and maybe slightly " | 12/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 14 | ExplicitVideoCreative Commons Christmas Carol | When Scotty Iseri of scottygotanofficejob.com and Matthew Latkiewicz of zendesk.com can't afford the license rights to famous Christmas songs for their upcoming web series, they enlist help from some special guests to write a Creative Commons Christ | 12/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 15 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ: The Barbershop Quartet Lunch Song | Special thanks to Tracy Turner, Rebecca Terran, Jeremy Sloan and Caitlin Upshaw for their awesome voices. Need help at work? HireScotty(at) gmail.com | 9/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 16 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ: The Birthday Hotel Conundrum | "Joe" hates Ramona. Scotty can help. Need to get out of a jam at work? HireScotty@gmail.com | 9/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 17 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ: The Twitter affair | My good friend "Arthur" hired me to keep him from getting fired. HireScotty@gmail.com | 9/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 18 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E18 | Look, it was bound to happen at some point. For the full version, subscribe in itunes http://bit.ly/aDit And by full version i mean, just to see what was on the security camera | 7/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 19 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 Season Finale...really? | Immense thanks to Klick.com.au | 3/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 20 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E17 SXSW Business Cards | With @redshoes, we traveled to SXSW for a business oriented week of quiet brunches and networking. I tried to get Marc Hustvedt on a number of occasions and failed miserably. Lyrics: "We went to SXSW We Had to Network HARD! I met some awesome people | 3/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 21 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E16 Penultimate Ep | I'm this close to quitting. Need to look busy for 10 minutes? Call the SGAOJ hotline! 1-800-539-2890 | 3/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 22 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E15 51 things | Let's play a game called spot the sponsors. Name 'em all and i'll send SGAOJ stickers your way. music: kevin macleod- incompetech.com | 3/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 23 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E14 We Called Him Brian | His name is Brian, named after my former boss. Guests of SGAOJ stay at Fraser Suites Sydney | 2/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 24 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E13 Koalus Interruptus | Couldna planned this better if I tried. Once again brought to you by http://www.australia.com | 2/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 25 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E12 Klick's Revenge | No. I had no idea. Well played Klick. Well played | 2/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 26 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E11 Paradise | Once again we're on the road with some sponsors to thank: Tourism Australia. http://www.australia.com | 2/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 27 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E10 Robert Conley's Song | Aaaaaaand we're back | 1/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 28 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E09 Klick Kristmas | Merry Kristmas Scotty Love, the gang at Klick P.S. Did you finish that proposal? | 12/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 29 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E08 Consummate Professional | No promotional consideration was given by the EFF. In fact, i had to pay for that t-shirt via donation. So if you're still looking for a good xmas gift: http://bit.ly/7OZYsj And all that after 2 whole glasses of wine. Drunkenness Sponsored by: http: | 12/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 30 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E07 Come to Jebus | Busted fairly early this time around. | 12/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 31 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 E06 Aussie QnA | Answering viewer questions about Australia in a staff meeting! http://klick.com.au Special thanks to fraser suites sydney: http://sydney.frasershospitality.com/ And: Sara Bader Olivier Charrier Jo Winiarski Nate Hayes Arthur Delaney Dan Michel Paul Fagin | 11/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 32 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03E05 SharkJump | This marks the turning point of when SGAOJ goes from independently funny, to heavily reliant on celebrity cameos. Special thanks to @mumbrella, @redshoesBrooke @ neontv.tvAng and @littleblackdash for filmingand @mchammer...for being awesome.Also, thanks | 11/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 33 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03E04 Paruresis | Special thanks to Tom Hart for the t-shirt! | 11/16/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 34 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03E03 First Day Of Work | I mean, besides emptying the dishwasher Klick.com.au | 11/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 35 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03E02 T-Shirt Anon | Previously on SGAOJ: i begged for free clothes. Soon thereafter, a mysterious package with a Chicago post mark arrived. I am, if nothing else, a man of my word. So...anonymous sender...send me the JPG...I'll put 'em up on cafe press or somethin | 11/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 36 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03E01 | After 7 years as a freelancer, 18 months in an office job, and 2 more months as a freelancer, Scotty receives a Mysterious phone call and an all new office job. | 10/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 37 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S03 Preview | Scotty Got An Aussie Job! Klick communications (Klick.com.au) is bringing me out to work for them. I need t-shirts to wear. Special Guest star: my dad. http://www.iseriurology.com/ | 10/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 38 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02 Finale | I can't believe how long this took to put together. Blame the shaky-cam. Special thanks to The Freelancers Luncheon, Phil, and thewhooshanthology.com for whooshes. And yes. I'm available. (scotty(at)scottyiseri.com | 8/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 39 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E24 | Guest starring Booger the Parakeet I know, it's not the season finale...it's another lead up. The finale will happen...whenever that meeting happens. So...dare me? 2 things: 1) It would be super helpful if you would leave a comment on itunes: h | 7/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 40 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E23 | Not that this is NSFW, but it is probably the most emo episode i've ever done. This was not on purpose. Next week, the season finale of SGAOJ. And yes...that's real bacon. | 7/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWhat I Shoulda Said...NSFW | The version of the song from SGAOJ S02E23 with all the swears...you've been warned. SWEARS! | 7/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 42 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E22 | i didn't know how to properly spell "Di-int" so i just went with "didn't" and the answer is...of course...no, not really. Special thanks to Sandy from Schadenfreude.net | 6/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 43 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E21 | I know, i know...long build up. Also, i'm looking to come off as competent and not douchey...there's a fine line, right? | 6/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 44 | ExplicitVideoSWAOJ S02E20 | The answer of course is...for inappropriate use of social media, but if anyone has a better response i can give to this, i'm dying to hear it. | 6/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 45 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E19 | As i say, nobody panic. Everything's fine. We've all been bung before | 6/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 46 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E18 | Well...let's see how this pans out. | 6/1/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 47 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E17 | Lyrics They say you probably should be grateful To have a job in this economy. They say Be on your best behavior If they think you're valuable it won't be your head that rolls. I say it's a shame Cause you're not to blame. You're | 5/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 48 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ Mother's Day Special | There was a longer version of the song that had more names in it, but it kind of dragged for the video. I'll put it up on itunes for your downloading pleasure. | 5/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSGAOJ Mother's Day Ditty | The long version of the SGAOJ mother's day song that includes more names in it. | 5/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 50 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E15 | Excerpted from a real phone conversation that took, i am not kidding, an hour. The questions i wanted to ask? Who even remembers? No, this isn't the NSFW episode i promised from No Pants Day. I had the thought of holding it until we raise $500 for t | 5/3/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 51 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E14 | Okay, sorry if i worried anyone last week, but i think we're out of the woods. | 4/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 52 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E13 | This episode is loosely dedicated to RICK!, Jane Davis, Scott Beale, Mike Burstein, Jakehimself, Jonathan Hludzinski and many others. Thank you for the kudos, but i fear you may have boned me. Music by Jesse Mullan http://fineinternets.com/ | 4/19/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 53 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E12 | I am NOT sponsored by Coke. Just keeping that out there...liddylids mentioned that it's the most "coke commercial" like of all the eps so far. Anyway, I was going to use the brad roberts version of "unbreak" but he talks all the | 4/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 54 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Season 2 Episode 11 | Our first location recording as SGOAJ goes to a coffee shop to meet with a consultant. Big ups to benwilhelm.com | 4/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 55 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job S02E10 | Another sequel. At this point i might as well start doing "Officesaurus Rex goes to Washington." | 3/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 56 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Season 2 Episode 9 | After 7 years as a freelancer and nearly a year in the office job, I am slowly getting the hang of casual friday. Although, true story, i did get chewed out for, among other things, my wardrobe today. | 3/23/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 57 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Season 2 Episode 8 | This one goes out to Johnny's Dad. Word to the elder (and younger) Mr. Mecca. | 3/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 58 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job S02E07 | People often ask me if SGAOJ is real...well...yes. This episode was going to be entirely different. | 3/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 59 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job S02E06 | C'mon, he was practically begging for it. Music by Noonday Underground and Schonberg VO by Timothy Charles Simons Remember, another Q and A comin' up. Leave Q's in the comments, or email me. | 3/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 60 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Season 2 Episode 5 | Pushing the limits of casual friday has its perks. | 2/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 61 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Season 2 Episode 4 | Pushing the limits of casual friday has its perks. | 2/15/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 62 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ S02E03` | I have worked too long and too hard for a major corporation to pull a switcheroo like this on me. For Frak's sake, who do they think they're fooling? | 2/8/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 63 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job S02E02 | After 7 years as a freelancer, i learn that there are rules involving the office kitchen. | 2/1/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 64 | ExplicitVideoSGAOJ Season 2 DVD Extra 1 | A special guest star joins in for a quick review of season 2 of SGAOJ. For more of tim go to: farmersmarketofdeath.blogspot.com | 1/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 65 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job: S02E01 | Last season, tragedy struck. This season, I am invincible! | 1/25/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 66 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got An Office Job: Holiday Special | Apparently we had an office holiday party. There's tons of leftovers and nobody's taking any of it home! Oh, and hey, Merry merry BTW. Here's an mp3 of the song "The greatest Christmas ever" http://bit.ly/emyw | 12/21/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 67 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job: The Season Finale | After 26 episodes... Is this the end? possibly. We'll find out in January. If you like, please comment in itunes: http://bit.ly/aDit | 12/14/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 68 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 25 | A simple, post-office cocktail turns into a hedonistic night of debauchery. | 12/7/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 69 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 24 | Not much this week. The season finale in two weeks. | 11/30/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 70 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 23 | It's 5:20. I am not about to start working now. Unfortunately, teh interwebs are letting me down. C'mon series of tubes! Deliver! | 11/23/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 71 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 22 | This week we bid a fond farewell to a beloved member of the SGAOJ team. I lost my media player at a showing of Repo the Genetic Opera...which, don't be fooled, is not being unreleased for political reasons, but for being a terrible, terrible movie. | 11/15/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 72 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 21 | I've had this one in mind to do for about 2 months and finally got the nerve up. Music by J Marie Anderson. | 11/9/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 73 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 20 | After 7 months in the office job, my cell phone offers clues as to why i feel so lousy this morning. | 11/2/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 74 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 19 | The final ultimate epic conflict begins | 10/26/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 75 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 18 | Once again, if any of these videos is going to get me fired, I would guess that this'd be the one. Want to sing the Scotty Got an Office Job theme? Send it to me and i'll use it: idonthavesixbucks(at)gmail or 773 341 7450 | 10/18/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 76 | ExplicitVideoScotty got an Office Job: Slacking off episode | So, yeah...i didn't get one done this week. | 10/12/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 77 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 17 | After 5 months, and countless number of forgotten names, the “intern” has returned. So it’s time to to get hardcore. | 10/3/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 78 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 16 | After 7 hours in the office, i have places to be later. So all hygiene must be taken care of before i leave. | 9/28/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 79 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 15 | After 7 years as a freelancer i finally get sent to a conference. | 9/21/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 80 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 14 | After 7 years of freelancing, i get in touch with my inner Usher...er...that's soulja boy for all you kiddies out there. | 9/14/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 81 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 13 | After 7 years as a freelancer, | 9/8/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 82 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 12 | After 7 years as a freelancer | 9/1/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 83 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 11 | After seven years as a freelancer...Gojira finally returns to take her vengeance. | 8/25/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 84 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 10 | After seven years as a freelancer... Now i'm stuck with a soda machine that is trying to drive me crazy. But i'm not crazy. | 8/18/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 85 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 9 | After 7 years as a freelancer, I finally got an office job. And am stuck dealing with other f__king freelancers. Click here to Download the "That Wasn't Him" ringtone. | 8/12/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThat Wasn't Him Ringtone | Download the Mp3 of "That Wasn't Him" from "Scotty Got an Office job Episode 9" | 8/12/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 87 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 8 | After seven years as a freelancer, i take a full on office job. And the soda machine tries to get me fired. | 8/4/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 88 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 7 | It is officially 6:30 pm on a friday and i'm waiting for a file. | 7/28/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 89 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 5 | After 7 years as a freelancer...blah blah blah. | 7/14/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 90 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 4 | After 7 years as a freelancer, i finally got an office job. That doesn't take quarters!!!First 5 people to subscribe and send me their address will get a free photocopy of my face.(more) | 7/7/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 91 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 3 | after 7 years as a freelancer, I went and got me an office job. | 6/30/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 92 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 2 | After 7 years as a freelancer, I finally went and got m'self a bonafide grown-up job. | 6/23/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 93 | ExplicitVideoScotty Got an Office Job Episode 1 | After seven years as a freelancer, I've taken my first full-time, 9-to-5 position in a small not-for-profit company. It's a strange and exciting new world involving dress-codes, business lunches, casual fridays and something called "Synerg | 6/17/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMaximum Podthing Episode Four: Maximum Podthing Mustachetown | Tim and I are back, with 50+ minutes of maximum podthing:Just, just deplorable sound quality this time around. So if you want to fast forward past the mustache talk, the doomsday praise, and the discussion of whether or not drinking diet coke plus transf | 4/1/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI like the sports | It's the holiday season and us artsy types often get stuck watchin' a game. Here's some vocab to help you blend in. | 12/19/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 96 | ExplicitVideoDesperate for a sequel | Given the Success of Zombie attack or Dude Hitting on you in a club, At Home with TBRS tries for that old magic again. | 6/14/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 97 | ExplicitVideoZombie Attack or Dude Hitting On You In A Club? | At Home With TBRS presents"Attacking Zombie or Dude Hitting On You In A Club?" | 6/14/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 98 | ExplicitVideoWait Til They Find Out I Just Farted | Another hot new game that's soon to be sweeping the nation. This time with special guest stars: Buck and Dave from Naked And ShamelessReverend Razor X From Urban DKTrevor de Brauw from Pelican | 6/14/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 98 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Scotty rules!!!
You sure don't have to be a desk-jockey to appreciate this laugh-out-loud funny filmmaking achievement!
Thanks, Scotty, for your gift of humor and fun. You made many a dull day better for me and my buddies. Keep up the good work!
Scotty Iseri, you CAN do anything!
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quite possibly the funniest podcast ever...no, really... e-v-e-r
Scotty got an Office Job should be required viewing for all corporate employees. He's a really cool, creative and hyper musical Dilbert.






