Talk Stupid
By DV and Erik
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Podcast Description
This is a comedy show... we are joking here. We might say things that are racist, sexist, and every other "-ist" that is not cool in this politically correct world. But, we honestly do not hate anyone... except those that cannot take a joke and/or actually take us (US!) seriously. You people can f**k off. We don't want you here... we're being stupidists.
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ExplicitEpisode 17 | First Episode Back! We dissect the movie New Moon and briefly talk about 2012. | 11/25/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 16 | Mutton chop pubes… nuff said.Parody songsI f**k with Stephen Hawkings (and this was before news of him being ill… like it matters)A hot nurse milks your prostate… is that gay? We argue the point.Erik is an acrobat? REALLY?!?!?!Special talents at Erik’s jobReminisce about ghetto candy like Now and Laters and its value as currency and drugJumping from 15 story building rooftops… Jordan got NOTHING on meCartoons made into movies… and “Ozzy Osbourne sucks,” says my train of thought.Wow, we actually bring up Dean Cain… how the f**k does that happen?Jobs where you can’t be an a*****e, but we give scenarios anywayDid you know that Talk Stupid is everywhere on the internet?Some Jew talkAnnoying slang phrases that should DIE! | 4/23/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 15 | In this episode you’ll hear the worst sound effects war in history. The sound of confusion, no really there is a sound and it is called Jax’s voice. You’re also in for a treat because Jax finally wins a “fuck you” from DV. | 3/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 14 | DV bangs his cat doggy-style (oh the irony) to clean out the cat’s colon, which is not permitting poo to leave… Erik suggests a non-sexual route that could have worked.Pronunciation, units of measurement, and dumb Americans speeding in Canada.Mentor talk - we speak on our paragon of talk radio, JV, and his new show in the Bay Area, as well as the station’s music rotation and the music itself. FLO-RIDA! AIRWOLF!By the way, props to Ron Bennington and Fez Marie Whatley.Is it m**********n/necrophilia if…?Hasidic Jews love BIG. BLACK. ASSES. We also get into some oven talk… no not like that! But, more like, “Damn, Hitler is trying to make me a negro!”Crazy pussy… can it ever become something substantial besides a mound with a hole in it?Wordplay… how combination of words can f**k you up. Soup with a cape on? WTF?The government keeping us down!Revealing the truth about some oaths.Reasons why Erik isn’t Mexican, but Indian and, possibly, Persian. And why DV is Short Round from “Indiana Jones”. | 3/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 13 | Erik is back! And he gives Jax and DV props for kicking AX! Weekend plans - Jax is going to play a rape game that she says is a video game… riiiiiight. Look over your shoulder, Jax. Anyway, we start to talk about rape scenarios. We get into what we are giving up for Lent, the 40 days where you sacrifice something you normally do for God. What are we giving up?UnbeWEAVEable! Weaves are bullet-proof… didn’t you know? More weave talk ensues…DV and Erik are headbangers!Video games that leave a sensory memory with us… Erik has been f****d by playing “Guitar Hero” too much.We talk “gumba” and “guido”… DV speaks on it and Erik and Jax get their learn on.Our radio mentor, JV, is back in the Bay Area with Wild 94.9… DV thinks JV is the Barack Obama of radio bringing hope and change.Someone actually participates in the AX JAX OUT segment… guy sounds familiar.We are internationally known and DV has an experience to prove it!Television… what’s some f****d up s**t about it?CRAZY PUSSY!!! CRAZY PUSSY!!! CRAZY PUSSY!!! | 2/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 12 | Unfortunately, Erik couldn’t make the show this episode, so it was just Jax and myself… free-flow style! I won’t even give away what we talked about because it’s RADIO BRONZE… but there were only two competitors. SUCKS!!! Okay, honestly, we were so random that I don’t even remember what the f**k we talked about… but check it out!!! | 2/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 11 | Chris Brown yolks up Rihanna and we talk about the whole situation and speculate on whether or not they’ll stay together. DV thinks there was a pattern beforehand. Hmm… Jax tells us a personal story of hers when she got clocked in the lip. The chick is hardcore. But not every woman is. Why is that? It’s Valentines Day tomorrow! How valid of a holiday is it? It’s ALL HALLMARK isn’t it? ISN’T IT?!?!?! Either way, DV will be making a porno banging a raccoon!!! And Erik jerks with his weak hand… not so weak then, huh? As for Jax… she has no plans. Please contact her (show AT talkstupid DOT com) and help us make the AX JAX OUT segment actually work, people!!! We each reminisce about past Valentines experiences - sweet and ghetto. Unfortunately, Jax never did anything for Valentines Day… sad. Just sad. Even sadder - “I just realized I said I’m not having sex with a dead guy.” EVEN MORE SAD - Jax had a really f****d up relationship with one particular guy… AND SHE’S STILL FRIENDS WITH HIM!!! WTF, Jax?!?!?! Will someone please treat this chick right?!?! Don’t f**k with a man’s fries. Seriously. SELFLESS PROMOTION!!! Jax likes government given food, which Erik and DV grew up with. Erik and DV think Jax is crazy… unless you’re talking about pineapple juice. Erik gets geeky. Jax is old. DV just wants to bang Bea Arthur. Ignacio Periwinkle Freeely AX JAX about being the black sheep of the family and hearing about s**t talked about her behind her back. All we can say is Jax’s mom has a lot of faith in her daughter… NOT! DV gets all SHAMOAN on it! Then Jax gives us some great sound clips! Erik’s family thought he was smoking pole. What is the cankle sexual position? And what type of guy can deal with Jax’s cankles? We’ll tell you, there aren’t many! SHAMOAN!!! | 2/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 10 | The Batman went NUTS! Christian Bale rips the director of photography for Terminator 4 so badly that Arnold Schwarzenegger felt a shudder in his loins from miles and miles and miles away. Listen to the audio here. We speak on it, but unfortunately, Jax has no idea who he is… surprise, surprise. What other jobs should have their workers have the same intensity as Bale? Jax is curious about animal porn; Erik is curious about midget porn; DV isn’t curious about anything… make your own conclusions. Each of us reveals a couple of things about each other. Jax honestly has the juiciest ones, things you would never believe. Maybe. Anyway, find out why she wants to go to Australia. Erik is pretty much revealing things that are not surprising to the Mexican population. DV is kind of a pansy, but a pansy with a huge… What happens when Bruce Wayne hits hard times? What jobs would he have? What would his costume consist of? We answer these questions and more! By the way guys, Jax laughs A LOT during this segment! Who the f**k would wait on line at Denny’s for a $6.00 breakfast? Apparently a lot of people. What did Jax wait on line for? Well, if you noticed the picture in this post and thought about it, you can figure out who DV was waiting on line for. Pathetic! But, listen what Anne Rice wrote to DV. Talk Stupid baseball cards… who can help us make that happen? We play a word association game, trying to get personal information and satisfaction from it. It worked in some places, it didn’t work in others. In fact, both Erik and Jax set up DV to be an overweight fuck… and succeed. We are an internationally known show! Check our Facebook fan page for proof. And while you’re there join the fan page! The Ax Jax question comes from our very own RIZ (Check the latest The Lost Cause, by the way). He asks Jax about getting a tattoo of the person she is going out with. Jax speaks on some past experiences from friends. We talk about tattoos more in different situations, as well as find out what tattoos Jax have. Oh, and DV talks about his dick A LOT in this show. Be forewarned. | 2/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 9 | Only four words could DV’s embarrassing story: Dinty Moore’s Beef StewAfraid of sounding like she’s playing Battleshits in front of co-workers, Jax is poop shy at work.Jax Birthday was on Friday. Moving right along . . . apparently she’s a nag too!Apparently a slap to the face isn’t as universally funny as we thoughtSpeaking of s**t, DV shares how to make shitlocks (aka dreads) and how he had to shave his head to get rid of that mistakeInsecure men make Jax c***h dry up like a desert!Normal women make DV’s peen recede into his bellyThe economic crisis has so far only hit DV, apparently he can no longer jack to it with lotion to save $$$Ax Jax Segment - You, DV, and Erik take a plane trip, later on, it crashes, BUT you all survive, ending up on a deserted island. Who do you think you would have a better chance to survive with - DV or Erik?Breast implants become stress relieving squeeze ballsNew Segment - Ax Jax Out! She’s looking for someone to make her feel better about her cankles and gag her when she starts nagging.Birthdays mean nothing to DV or I at this age. DV has clothes older than Jax.Jax is depressed over turning a quarter of a century old… | 1/31/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 8 | Inauguration of the Halfrican-American and its symbolism, which we somehow connect to Puerto Ricans and Jesus… but Jax doesn’t care because there were a lot of sales going on at the mall. Ridiculous racist sex scenarios, which is HOO-merous… can I EVER fuckin’ talk correctly?!?!?! My sister is getting married this weekend and I have to give a speech. But, if I kept it real, it would be really f****d-up. In all seriousness, congratulation, sis! Public speaking… I can do it. Erik can do it. Jackie throws up or needs Vicodin. Also, NEVER ask Jackie what her hobbies are. Meanwhile, I am a douchebag. When you first start a relationship… do you go with the flow OR do you think you want to marry this person (THE PRESSURE!!!!) Jax is going to jail… get ready to get the spiderweb elbow tat, Jackie!!! And bring the lube unless your cornhole is ready-made to accept broom handles. RADIO WAR! Us vs. Edge FM… well, two shows from there anyway. We’ve been getting tons of remarks about being a pre-recorded show (OMG!!!) versus doing it live like these peeps. We f**k around and answer back. <— (EDIT) We love Edge FM. What would you do in a high pressure situation? We throw out some f****d-up scenarios. I get serenaded by Regular Renegade… I just jizzed in my pants. | 1/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 7 | We get to know Jackie and find that she likes camerasgoing against the Asian stereotype Long Martin Luther King weekend, what we’ll be doing Inauguration plans for the HALFrican-American, Barack Obama, who will swear upon the Koran with a Wizard’s hat on to become President of the United States of America HOLY S**T, I SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN’ ZOMBIE!!! Wikipedia entries… what ours would say Facebook and MySpace brings people together… even the ones you used to beat the crap out of We rag on Jackie’s ex-boyfriend BREAKING NEWS! Communication between men and women ain’t so great “Fresh of breath air” - dumbshit = Me. Our favorite pizza toppings and the ones we hate… Jackie loves pepperoni… surprise, surprise My bunt is a hit during this podcast | 1/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 6 | How are Puerto Ricans in the Bronx like Jawas from Star Wars?Television - watching or not? And there’s no T in “report,” DV!Cate Blanchett is THE hottest pale woman alive!!! But don’t f**k her on white sheets.Autism talk; more retarded… Jim Carrey, Jenny McCarthy, or Jenny McCarthy’s son?Reviewing 2009.Stupid ass rap lyrics… we’re talking to you T-Pain and Lil Wayne; is hip hop dead because of them or can Jon Lajoie save hip hop? | 1/4/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 5 | * F*****g!!! What if your wife catches you? SUCKS! * Lord of the Rings hating! Erik explains it well - “fucked up names” SUCKS! * Chewbacca f*****g! If Chewbacca was a human being, he’d be Russian. * I actually spent money to see a movie, but Erik doesn’t believe me, hence the picture in this post. * I hate when people talk at movies, which is why I stay home PLUS black people don’t have computers!!! * I shoot my cats with a pink water squirter (but Erik doesn’t believe me, hence the picture in this post), not because I hate them, but because I test to see if my reflexes are better than cat-like… and they usually are. VICTORY!!! * Staring contests… I have all them m**********rs stuck like a ______ in headlights. * We make fun of retards… yeah, we know, really hard to do… very original… HACKS! But, it’s still pretty funny as hell!!! * Aw s**t, we talk about the church. Yikes! * Some big things might be happening at TalkStupid.com in 2009!!! Listen to the tease!!! * Store brand Cool-Aid… yes, spelled correctly with a C! Also talk about some old school store brand packaging s**t. * Stealing sugar packets… sorry, Starbucks. * Miscommunication between cock and s**t? How does that happen between a chink and b****r? * “This is not a repeat…” * Zebras and Wayne Brady is a badass mother f****r!!! Just like Neil Patrick Harris, yo. * Qzada… listener of the podcast? Huh?2 hr special. Rundown coming soon. | 12/28/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 4 | “The Day The Earth Stood Still” was a piece of steamy crap that Al Gore can jack toFart talk; my fart power is amazingly offensiveErik got his spic card back! He also reveals wearing a hairnet back in the day… but is that really a surprise?Government peanut butter… hard as a rock“Shit that shit” (okay); “Big ass ass” (not so much)Freezing in ‘Frisco, particularly the Castro where Erik parties “hard”S**t, Elliot sucked… F**K!Didn’t black people want to sit in the front of the bus? Why are they still sitting in the back?Anyone else hear of loose leaf tea? GAY!Energy drinks are immune to my power of tiredWe end with some gay s**t | 12/18/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 3 | - What the f**k is BrawnDy? - Homemade nunchucks are a child’s dream - Erik is a hardcore street thug, SON! Especially when he goes fishing, NUKKA! - Shit’s live up in here! Literally, s**t is live. - Feeding into stereotypes - JB’in all day, every day - Dungeons & Dragons (cool) and Magic (gay) - And many more things… give a listen, kids!Freestyle Show - Ghetto Nunchucks - Geeky Games, D&D vs. Magic - Goofy work stories - Random insults | 12/11/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2 | Reading listener feedback from our first show on this here blogErik’s dating woes post and how gay men love himPaying for porn… do you do it? Or are 15 second clips good enough for your masturbatory pleasure?Asian women and why they’re bitches… plus, DV gets Chinkdingo on the subjectDV is a perfect 0-for-1,000 when it comes to predictions… listen to what he prognosticates about | 11/26/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 1 | Flatulence - My ass is like a SFX and, yes, you CAN get arrested for ass-tooting! Peeing Stories - Lift the lid, Erik and DV owns half of New Orleans, SON!Stalkers - A decade of looking over my shoulder and someone actually stalked Erik’s ugly ass?!?!?!Traps No Worky - You FAIL, Erik!Some things people do that are annoying… LOL!Will jheri curls come back to America? Eriq La Salle sure hopes so!Failed rape attempt! The Dr. Evil of r****ts.Can you put this cream on my dick? With your box? | 11/20/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 17 Episodes |
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