Two Gomers Run For Their Lives
By Two Gomers - Anthony and Steven
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Podcast Description
Welcome to The Two Gomers Season 3: a podcast about two regular guys doing something they've never done before - only faster this time. First, they got off their lazy butts and ran the half-marathon. Next, they doubled the distance and plodded their way to the marathon finish. And now, it's time for Season 3... With only twenty weeks till their next marathon, Steven and Anthony (the Two Gomers) will learn all they can about running - this time for speed - as they attempt to run 26.2 miles in under five hours. Welcome to Two Gomers Run a Marathon: The Sub-Five Strive!
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Season 4.5 : Episode 1 – False Start | Uh oh. Looks like the Gomers have done it again. Â While not a surprise, the guys are disappointed to have to announce that the Red White and Boom! Half Marathon is not going to work for them this year. Â Wanna know why, get some details, and hear what is most likely a little more processing about it that you needed? Â Then this, the first episode in the fourth-and-a-half season, is just what you're looking for! Plus we talk about Modern Marvels: Beans, fat suits on skinny celebs, and the Kansas City Royals. Or something. Thanks for sticking with us, even when things change. Â You'll hear from the Gomers again soon - till then, Happy Running! | 4/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 5 Preview : Back to Basics | It's here - Season 5 of Two Gomers Run For Their Lives! Â Get ready for some good old fashioned Gomer introductions, Gomer Seasons in Review, Gomer reflections and predictions, and of course, Gomer Tangents. Â It wouldn't be a season opener (or a Gomer episode, for that matter) without them, right? It's gonna be a great season as the guys gear up for the Red White and Boom! Half Marathon in Minneapolis on July 4th. Â And, as they say several times, a perfect time to start as a new listener as the guys get back to the basics in many ways. Â Hope you enjoy this preview, Happy Running! | 4/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Off-Season : Two Gomers Review the BOB Stroller | OK, so Anthony's 4-word review of the BOB stroller turned into a not-so-mini 36 minute Minisode. Â Sue us! Â We figured no one would complain...so enjoy this tangent-filled, gear-specific, up-to-the-minute episode on your weekend run. Â Happy Running! (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2012/03/533614_10150692104942248_27094837247_9431424_1568937781_n-224x300.jpg) | 3/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Off-Season : March 2012 – Glottal Fries | The Gomers are back for their March Off-Season episode, and they have a lot of catching up to do. Â Join them to hear how their months of running have gone, whether or not their yearly mottos are sticking, how Anthony's holding up as a new Dad, how Steven's holding up in 2 feet of snow, and, most importantly, the Spring TV and movies they're watching. OK, that's not true - the most important thing is the new Half Marathon they're running, which will also be the focus of the upcoming Season 5: Â The Red White and Boom! Half Marathon in Minneapolis on July 4th, 2012! Enjoy the podcast, and Happy Running! | 3/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Off-Season : Feb 2012 – The Pilgrimages | As promised, the Gomers' monthly off-season update podcast is here! Â And for the first time, the guys are recording in the same room - and that room is in one of the Gomers' actual homes. Â Flagstaff is the place, Steven's home turf, though only a month before they were together in Tampa. Â The guys relate their stories of runs in both places, and ask themselves if the grass is, in fact, greener. Join the guys as they talk about their months in review, Queen Amidala's vocal prowess, alternate endings to the Back to the Future movies, what's coming for Season 5, and the most miraculous substance ever offered in packet form. Thanks for listening, and Happy Running! | 2/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 Finale : Episode 10 – The High-Def Mirror | Update your Season 4 Challenge Status here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Asvqh6KtdIJIdERueEJIV1NJM0ZCQkxPQkdEUzAzR3c&hl=en_US#gid=0) How many miles are you  committing to run in 2012? (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dGJfYUJTbGJ5emxzLXFRY3RfMGNMbUE6MQ) New Years' has come and gone, and so has Season 4.  And it's time to take stock on weight lost, distance run, and lessons learned.  Join the Gomers in this, the season finale, as they discuss their (and the Nation's!) one-word resolutions, the difficulty of looking in the mirror, incompetent Witness Protection Programs, and Gomer2's extreme distaste for all things Dane Cook. Thanks for a great season, Nation!  Make sure you join us in the yearly running goal, and you'll hear from the Gomers again soon.  Happy Running! How many miles are committing to run in 2012? (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dGJfYUJTbGJ5emxzLXFRY3RfMGNMbUE6MQ) | 1/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 9 – One-Word Resolutions | Update your status in the Season 4 Challenges here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Asvqh6KtdIJIdERueEJIV1NJM0ZCQkxPQkdEUzAzR3c&hl=en_US#gid=0) 2011 is over, and the guys spend this special, shorter episode discussing resolutions - theirs and the Nation's - for 2012. Â Join them as they reveal their one-word commitments, and discuss their running and weight-loss goals as well. Â Plus delusional Star Trek captains, hipster journals, and Home Alone what-ifs. Â Oh my! Thanks for a great year, Gomernation! Â And here's to a healthy and happy (running) 2012! Update your status in the Season 4 Challenges here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Asvqh6KtdIJIdERueEJIV1NJM0ZCQkxPQkdEUzAzR3c&hl=en_US#gid=0) | 12/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 8 – 2012 Year in Preview | The Gomers recorded their final Christmas episode before heading home to the midwest, and it's a fun and festive one.  Join them as they start talking about what happens after Season 4 comes to a close, give a couple more Christmas Songs to Run To, and spend a lot  of time sharing their Gomers' Favorite Things, Stuff Edition. A heartfelt Merry Christmas from the Gomers, Gomernation!  Enjoy, and Happy Running! | 12/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 7 – Never Look Josh Groban in the Eyes | It's snowing in Flagstaff and sunny in Florida, but the Gomers are having no problem connecting on their one true passion - Christmas - in this, their second Holiday episode of 2011. Â Join them as the talk cold-weather running, soprano sax vs. oboe, Lego separator tools, Home Alone 2 plot-points, and a certain faux-opera singer's ettiquette demands. Enjoy the season, the guys sure are! Â Happy Christmas, and Happy Running! | 12/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 6 – Deciduous Christmas Trees | Update your status in the Season 4 Challenges here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Asvqh6KtdIJIdERueEJIV1NJM0ZCQkxPQkdEUzAzR3c&hl=en_US#gid=0) Deck the halls, ring the bells, and call your mom - the Two Gomers' Christmas episodes have finally begun! And besides a little confusion concerning what kind of tree is evergreen, the guys seem to be in their element - join them for Christmas light-color pros and cons, Turkey Trot Reviews, the return of Gomers' Favorite Things, and, of course, in depth discussion of their favorite movie ever. Happy listening, Happy running, and Happy Christmastime! | 12/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 – Cyber Monday! | Just a quick episode to tell you about our first-ever Cyber Monday Sale! Today (Monday Nov 28) and Tomorrow (Tuesday Nov 29) the following offers are available: 1. Â $1 off Tech Shirts and Vintage T-Shirts! (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2011/11/Screen-shot-2011-11-19-at-5.06.14-PM-300x215.jpg)(http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2011/11/Screen-shot-2011-11-28-at-10.20.34-AM-245x300.jpg) 2. Â $3 off our top-quality Hoodies! (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2011/11/Screen-shot-2011-11-28-at-10.20.46-AM-230x300.jpg) 3. Â $1 off the Specials Pack! Happy Shopping, and Happy Running! | 11/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Special 1 – The New Normal | Head over to the Gomer Store to download the Special! (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) "Two Gomers New Normal" is the first special of the fourth season! Head over to the Gomer Store and download (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) (and donate if you'd like!) and join the guys as they discuss how to stay running - and stay healthy - even when your life changes...and changes...and changes.  It gets pretty deep, but not to worry, there's plenty of fun - including John Hughes (and Candy) chat, new poop revelations, discussion concerning the dangers of Chili's Too!, and questioning the alive-ness of the Golden Girls. Remember, to hear the full episode you have to get it through the Gomer Store (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) - there's an option to get it for free, of course, but please feel free to support the Gomers with a donation!  A $2.99 donation gets you in a drawing for one of the last 2011 shirts, and anything above that and you're entered into a drawing for a brand new 2012 shirt...SIGNED BY THE GOMERS!  Or not, your choice! (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2011/11/vintage-shirt2012-173x300.jpg) Happy Thanksgiving, and Happy Running! Head over to the Gomer Store to download the Special! (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) | 11/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 – The The Brad Interview | Register for the Season 4 Challenges here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dG8xaUtka2NPWU9TUkdxTFc5M1VQY2c6MQ) Join Anthony in this special interview episode as he talks with The Brad (the Gomer's unofficial coach and trainer) about his recent experience running the ING New York City Marathon. Happy listening, and Happy Running! | 11/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 5 – And We’ll Make It I Promise | Register for the Season 4 Challenges here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dG8xaUtka2NPWU9TUkdxTFc5M1VQY2c6MQ) It's one week from the first Challenge of season 4, and the guys are gearing up for the upcoming Thanksgiving 5k! Â Join them as they talk turkey (and stuffing and mashed potatoes), mile-a-day commitments, Bon Jovi lyrics, spicy brown mustard, and the potential of a certain show's return. Monday Survey for next week: Â What's your favorite Thanksgiving food? Â Have a great week, Happy Running! | 11/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4: Episode 4 Part 2 – The Wall of Sound | It's Part 2 of the very long Episode 4, and the guys are talking running, food, and music. Â Join them as they discuss their weight loss so far, the strangeness of the Breakfast Salad concept, and who's better - Coldplay or Switchfoot. Join us on MONDAY when Anthony interviews The Brad about his New York Marathon experience, and then next week for our final episode before the Thanksgiving 5k! Â Happy Running! | 11/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 4 Part 1 – The Dash | Ok, so it's been a strange season, that's true. Â But Anthony is back from his travels, and the guys are ready to talk about their weeks, update each other and the Nation on their weight loss and journeys toward the Thanksgiving 5k, and talk food, TV, music, and all the things you're used to from the Two Gomers. Â Plus a REALLY CREEPY Halloween story about one of these: Hope you enjoy! Â And please share your Songs To Run to for this week's Monday Survey! Â Happy Running! | 11/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 3 – Semi-Solo | Register for the Season 4 Challenges here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dG8xaUtka2NPWU9TUkdxTFc5M1VQY2c6MQ) Gomernation, some sad news. Â Anthony's grandmother passed away last week and he's been in WI for the past couple days, unable to record. But the guys decided that with Challenge 1 of Season 4 fast approaching, it was worth it for Steven to take one (hopefully final) crack at a solo podcast. Â But don't fret, there will be plenty of special guests and fun surprises. Hope you enjoy! Â Happy Running! Oh, and this week's Monday Survey: Â What's your go-to HEALTHY meal? Register for the Season 4 Challenges here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dG8xaUtka2NPWU9TUkdxTFc5M1VQY2c6MQ) | 10/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 2 – Running With Child | Good news, Gomernation! BOTH Gomers are back for this, the second episode of the fourth season. Â While much of the episode is welcoming Anthony back and catching up on the not-so-insignificant new developments in his life, the guys find enough time (admittedly, not so hard in an hour thirty minute podcast) to update each other on their progess in the Season 4 Challenges, eating habits, Fall TV impressions, and running celebrity sightings. This week's Monday Survey: Â Any suggestions for new impressions for Steven to attempt before the Listener Feedback section? Â AND...Any tips for increasing speed? Happy Running! | 10/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 1 – Firsts | Make it official! Â Register for the two Season 4 Challenges here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dG8xaUtka2NPWU9TUkdxTFc5M1VQY2c6MQ) Ok...so things have gotten a little crazy! Â But Episode 1 of Season 4 still appears, albeit a little differently than normal. Â Obviously, this is going to be a season like no other - and here's the reason: So it's just Steven this time, but he does his best to start the season off with a (relative) bang, catching the Nation up on the two Season 4 Challenges (which you can register for here (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dG8xaUtka2NPWU9TUkdxTFc5M1VQY2c6MQ)) and what he knows about how Anthony is doing, and even some fall TV chat. Â And wow, Anthony shows up (sorta) for a guest appearance (not really)! Have a great week, and Happy Running! Make it official! Â Register for the two Season 4 Challenges here! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dG8xaUtka2NPWU9TUkdxTFc5M1VQY2c6MQ) | 10/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Season 4 : Episode 0 – The Two Challenges | The Gomers are back with a new name, a new logo, new theme music...and two new challenges as they preview Season 4. Â Join them as they lay out the details of what they'll be doing - and what they're inviting the Gomernation to do - over the next several months or so. Â Plus there's Emmy's chat, discussion on how and how quickly previously-pregnant people lose weight, and a touching reading of our worst iTunes review ever. Â Which has become sort of a tradition for the Gomers as they launch a new season. Just to be clear, the two challenges this season are: 1. Â PR in a Thanksgiving 5k 2. Â Lose 10 pounds by 2012 Commit to these challenges with the Gomers, lose weight, and run for your lives! Â Enjoy the season, and Happy Running! | 9/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Gomers Look Ahead, Part II | Welcome to Part II of The Gomers' longest episode to date - almost 2 full hours of looking forward, pontificating, tangenting, and baby-talking. Â Sheesh, hope you have a long run coming up so you have time to listen! Â If not, do it in small, manageable chunks. Â When they start talking ABSOLUTE BEST MOVIE OF THE SUMMER, you're almost there. Thanks for listening, Happy Running! | 9/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Gomers Look Ahead, Part I | Summer is coming to a close, and the Gomers have decided to look ahead. Â Join them as they make a valiant attempt at an impromptu and candid conversation about what's next for the Gomers, and come surprisingly close to a conclusion. Â Also, it wouldn't be an episode of the Two Gomers Podcast if there wasn't a healthy amount of TV chat, especially with the new fall season on the horizon. Â You might be surprised about what they're looking forward to...then again, you might not. Expect Part II of Looking Ahead early next week. Â Happy Running! | 9/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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First Annual Two Gomers Labor Day Virtual 5k/10k | Enter your finishing time here (column G) or take a look at the results! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Asvqh6KtdIJIdEZSVDNjV1p4M244eE4weGZJOUFaN2c&hl=en_US) What was meant to be a 5-minute announcement for the First Annual Two Gomers Labor Day Virtual 5k/10k (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dEZSVDNjV1p4M244eE4weGZJOUFaN2c6MQ) turned out to be a 20-minute podcast.  Shocking, huh?  Listen as the guys catch up, preview next week's Looking Ahead episode, and close up the summer in movies. Have fun, and Happy Running! Enter your finishing time here (column G) or take a look at the results! (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Asvqh6KtdIJIdEZSVDNjV1p4M244eE4weGZJOUFaN2c&hl=en_US) | 9/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Gomer Summer Update 2011 | Yes, there's a Gomer Group Run update. (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2011/08/278573_10150262665257248_27094837247_7532756_3997839_o-300x223.jpg) And a summer running update, too.  But mostly this episode consists of the two guys catching up, as they've  been state-hopping for the past two months.  So get ready for conversation on topics ranging from Harry Potter to how Tony's baby's doing, from Bon Iver to which Star Trek captain is best, and from Abraham Lincoln to the star-studded cast of Camp Cucamonga. Please enjoy each and every minute of the 84!  Happy summer, and Happy Running! | 8/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Gomer Extra – Try to find the announcement among the tangents! | The guys try their hardest to make this a simple reminder about the Gomer Group Run coming up on July 16th... (http://www.twogomers.com/images/7-16-11Final.jpg) ...but it's been so long since they recorded that they end up talking about McDonald's Sweet Chili Sauce, Steven's high school french class, and an alternate universe Marty McFly. Â Of course. Enjoy, and please responde si vous plait on the Event Page ASAP! Â Merci! Click here to go to the Event Page! (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=178391622220418) | 7/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 13 Part II – Did we fail? | Stop! Â If you haven't listened to the latest Special, Two Gomers' Life Lessons, do it before listening to this episode! Â Download here (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html)! It's the Season 3 finale, and it's a doozy. Â While there are plenty of chances to tangentize (which they do, and we learn the true definition of "amateur" because of it), the guys focus their attention on one topic: What to do with the fact that their goal, publicized in the title of this months-long season, went unmet. Â Other questions inevitably follow: Â Will they ever do this again? Â How does one motivate oneself to keep going? Â Can you learn from failure? Â Was it failure at all? Â Why God? Â And of course: Who am I?! Also, the guys share several final Songs to Run To (and Songs They Ran To), spend some time looking back at this season and seasons past, and start the inevitable conversation of What's Next? From the Gomers to the Gomernation, thank you for joining us this season. Â Have a great summer, stay cool, never change, BFFs forever...and Happy Running! P.S. A quick message about shirts at the end! | 6/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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A Special Gomernouncement: The 2nd Annual Gomer Group Run! | Download the latest special here! (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) The guys are here with a little announcement: Â one month from now is the Second Annual Gomer Group Run! Â Join us on July 16, 2011 for a time of fun, food, fellowship, and of course, running! Just wanted to give you a heads up so you can put it on your calendar! Â See you Tuesday with the Season 3 Finale! Happy Running! | 6/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 13 – Race in Review (or: Marathons are super fricking hard) | Download the Special here! (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) The Gomers' Sub-Five Strive at the Minneapolis Marathon has come and gone, and well...they strived! Â Join the guys as they begin to process the day of the race, what happened when, why and with whom. Â It was a roller coaster of a day, and the Gomers attempt to recreate it in a way that's honest yet hopeful - a week out, that almost seems possible! Â Listen also as they remember their meetings with the Gomernation fondly, and sheepishly try to recall the name of the Gomer Flight Attendant, with no success. This Episode is fully devoted to the Race in Review, and coming next week is the Runner's Corner with thoughts concerning how they feel after the fact, then SWR2 (Songs We Ran To), and Gomers in Preview...where they begin to attack the "What's Next" question. Â Hope you enjoy, and Happy Running! | 6/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 12 – 20 Hours to the Race | Get the Special, EP, or Shirts by clicking here! (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) The Gomers are in a rare position: Â Both in the same room at the same time. Â That's because in less than a day the season culminates in the Sub-Five, 26.2 effort - and the guys have a lot to say about it. Â Thankfully they have the Gomernation's feedback and thoughts to keep this, their final episode before the race, semi-organized. Â It does have a certain feeling of...well...ramdomness, let's say. Â Maybe it has to do with the fact that Gomer2 almost killed Gomer1 last night. Â That's not a joke. Join the Gomers as they share their thoughts, nervousnesses, excitements, and fears less than 20 hours from the big event. Â We'll let you know how it goes, Happy Running! Get the Special, EP, or Shirts by clicking here! (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) | 6/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Sub-Five Special 2 – Two Gomers’ Life Lessons | Download the Special for the price of your choosing here! With the marathon only one week away, the Gomers are feeling reflective.  And nervous.  So it's the perfect time to release their second special for Season 3 - Two Gomers' Life Lessons!  Join them as they talk big picture - What have they learned the past three years they wouldn't have learned if they'd never made the choice to live a different life?  Oh, the intrigue!  Plus, this special is the obvious winner of the coveted Overused Metaphor in a Single Episode Award. Download the Special for the price of your choosing here! (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) Follow the link to get to the new Gomer Merchandise page and download the episode.  As always, the Special is available for free, but payments of any size are welcome, and can be made on the merch page.  Remember, the incentives are better if you pay at higher levels: 1.  Anyone who pays $2.99 or over is entered into a drawing for a free tech or t-shirt. 2.  If you pay $13.1, you're ALSO entered into a drawing for a hoodie.  AND you're entered into a drawing to become Gomer8. 3.  If you dig deep and pay $26.2, you are entered into drawings for all that stuff, PLUS you get a link to download The Two Gomers EP. (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2011/05/EP-300x300.jpg) Track list: 1 - Compared to You (original song written by Steven) 2 - Steven Tells the Anti-Gomers Story Live 3 - Anthony's solo mock "Dress Rehearsal" via Skype 4 - The Lost Eat and Run Recording 5 - My King (original song written by Anthony and sung impromptu in Steven's basement) 6 - 78th and York (Anthony's atmospheric foray into the world of the ebow) Thanks for donating, and Happy Running! Download the Special for the price of your choosing here! (http://www.twogomers.com/merch.html) | 5/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 12 – The Dress Rehearsal | There's two weeks until the marathon, and the Gomers are preparing - mentally, emotionally, and physically. Join them as they discuss the impending sub-5 goal, and their "dress rehearsals": The 20 miler. The good news: they went surprisingly well. The bad news: Well, let's just say it has the potential to be pretty bad indeed. (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z-DFU2Uf3KA/TUYV8n_PsuI/AAAAAAAAGj4/g0CB8V10lBg/s1600/crutches%255B1%255D.jpg) And, for the last time this season, some of your favorite sections: Â Week in Review, True Gomer Confessions, Week in Preview, and 2 new Songs To Run To. Â Enjoy, and Happy Running! | 5/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 11 – Home Alone House and Hot Borgs | The guys are recovering from their 18 milers (just in time to run their 20 milers next week) by recording a Listener-centric Minisode. Â Hear as they discuss bagels and nipple guards, running sockless, trusting your training, hot Borgs, and their next fundraising goal: Â $2.4 million. Hope you enjoy, and Happy Running! | 5/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 11 – Seemed like a good idea at the time | For the first time ever, the Gomers are recording an episode MINUTES after running their LSRs - the dreaded 18 miler, to be exact. Â Great idea, huh? Â The Gomers thought so, you'll have to judge the results for yourself. Â Just a heads up - there's bonking and second (and third) winds all over the course of this one episode, one Gomer ends up on the floor in pain for a while, and neither guy can remember exactly which episode number this is supposed to be, as if that's difficult to find out. Â Plus, Gomer2 almost breaks down just THINKING about LISTENING to Sleepless in Seattle. Plus all your favorite sections - Weeks in Review, Eat and Run (no wait, scratch that), Songs To Run To, and Week in Preview. Â Oh, and did someone say Awkward Current Events Chat? Â There's some of that too. Â Happy Running! | 5/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Sub-Five Special 1 – Two Gomers’ Rules of Thumb | (https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif)(http://www.ratecatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/download-button.jpg) Claim a Gomernumber (mailto:twogomers@gmail.com) Updated:  Click here to see the GomerRegistry, and which numbers are still available! (https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AnmoGJWHpL-2dHVPcWQzX2E0a3hNeDJHQkVfUlpsSWc&hl=en#gid=0)It's the first Special of Season 3: Two Gomers' Rules of Thumb! The guys are reaching back into the archives and thinking through their top ten Gomers' Tips from the past three years.  Then, after much pontification, introspection, and (of course) rabbit trail-chasing, they reveal their ten most valuable running lessons: the Gomers' Rules of Thumb!  Just in case that's confusing, in true Gomergeek fashion, the guys have included some recognizable sound-effects to keep things organized. So download while the downloadin's good!  Click the first button to donate.  A suggested donation of $2.99 is encouraged, but if you want to dig deep and give more, especially if you've been encouraged, motivated, or entertained by the Gomers...well, the guys wouldn't complain. Then click the second button to download the special (right click on the DOWNLOAD button and select "Save target as..." or "Download Linked File"). And remember this Special's incentive:  If you donate, you can email us at twogomers@gmail.com and claim a GomerNumber!  Either let us know what specific number you want (first come first served) or say "lowest possible" and we'll give you the next available number.  WOW! Thanks in advance! Happy Running! (https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif) (http://www.ratecatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/download-button.jpg) Claim a Gomernumber (mailto:twogomers@gmail.com) | 5/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 10 – Gomer Training Academy | With a new miniGomer (or Fun-Sized Gomer) on the way, the dudes conduct their very first interview in this, the 10th Minisode of the Sub-Five Strive. Â Angie from the Marathon Training Academy Podcast joins Steven and Anthony (and Erin!) to talk all things pregnant and running - Â late night cravings, morning sickness, proper pacing, and sympathy weight-gain. Don't forget that it's our first special next week, Two Gomers' Rules of Thumb! Â If you donate for the episode, you can claim a Gomer Number. Â Wowzerz! Â Happy Running! | 4/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 10, Part 2 – Big, The Sequel | Now that you know Anthony's big news, Part II of Episode 10 brings you some big news from Steven - it has to do with something he doesn't wear that most people do. Â Ok, it's not as big as Part I, but he gave it a shot. Part 2 is all about True or Faux, two (or five) new Easter-themed Songs to Run To, and the Week in Preview, with some fun info on what's coming up on the podcast over the next several weeks. Â Enjoy, and Happy Running! | 4/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 10, Part 1 – Big | It's Anthony's 32nd birthday, but that's not the Big News. Â Steven has been breaking his training run speed goals left and right, but that's not the Big News either. Â And this episode got so long we had to split it into two Big Parts. Â But no, THAT'S not even the Big News. Â You'll just have to wait through the (actually, pretty enlightening) Weeks in Review to hear the Big News in the Runner's Corner. Enjoy this, the first of a two-part episode the Gomers are pretty sure you'll enjoy. Â And they're also pretty sure you'll NEVER GUESS THE BIG NEWS. See you Friday for Part 2. Â Happy Running. | 4/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 9 – The Value of Failure | The Gomernation is talking, and the Gomers are listening - and discussing. Â Join them as they confer about the Nation's thoughts on podcasts and audiobooks, running in a straight line or in a circle, forward-thinking or being in the now, and dogs. Â And even though no one in the nation mentioned Top Chef, it sure seems to come up a lot. Be sure to join us next week, it's a doozy! Â Happy running! | 4/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 9 – Gomers Out of Water | Spring has sprung, and change is in the air - including an unusual amount of semi-educated running talk from the unlikeliest of semi-experts: Â the Gomers. Â What's happened exactly is unclear, but listen as they blame everything from their gadgets to their training program to actual miles put in - whatever it is, it's kind of weird. Â But not as weird as Alan Silvestri's score in Predator. And make sure you stick around for a Gomer Gear/Eat and Run/Gomer's Tip UPDATE, two new Songs to Run To, the Week in Preview, and at long last, Anthony's last supper revealed. Â Happy Running! | 4/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 8 – Last Suppers | The Listener Feedback has POURED in these past couple weeks, and the Gomers are lovin it. Â Join them as they discuss running, with a tangent here and there: Â sports bras and running skirts, bamboo socks and sticks covered with lube, Eagle Scout near-misses and zombie-killing dogs. Our excuse is that since this is a Listerner-Feedback-centric show, it's you, the Gomernation, who sent us on these tangents. Â Doesn't that make you feel good about yourselves? Â Happy Running! | 3/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 8 – The Haunted Treadmill | The Gomers' training is really kicking into high gear, and they are here to talk about the ups and downs (pun intended) of speedwork: Â How hard do I swing my arms? Â Did that lady just see me dry-heave? Â Am I allowed to faint? Â And, most importantly, is this treadmill possessed? Plus the guys debut a new weekly section that's very forward thinking. And all your favorite sections, too: Â Week in Review, Gomer Gear/Eat and Run/Gomers' Tips, two new Songs to Run To, and an all-new Monday Survey. Happy Running! | 3/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 7 – Feedback of the Week | The Minisodes here in the second half of Season Three have a new focus: Â The Gomernation! Â Monday Survey Results and Listener Feedback are the name of the game, and the Gomers have a new way of discussing the Nation's thoughts and questions: Â Feedback of the Week. Each Minisode they'll choose an email, Facebook post, and twogomers.com comment that stood out to them and discuss. Â This week, they tackle mistaken identities, extreme races, Chick Fil-A comedy routines, and the identity of the Gomer on a certain game-changing 90s TV show. See you next week, and Happy Running! | 3/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 7 – We’re back, baby | It's been a long cold February, but the Gomers are back to warm things up! Â Join the guys as they think back on their hiatuses (hiati?), the disciplines they've developed and risks they've taken. Â And did someone order some Gomer Tangents? Â Try iPad 2 chat, Oscar thoughts, Spring TV talk, and quite possibly the most timely Listener Feedback celebrity impression ever. In Episode 7, the Gomers get back to the basics: Â Weeks in Review, Gomers Tips, two new Songs To Run To, Listener Feedback, and the Monday Survey. Â Glad to be back, and Happy Running! This week's Monday Survey: Â What's your favorite racing distance? Â The Nation wants to know! | 3/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 6 – The Training Schedule | This is as close as the Gomers get to disobeying their wives - a quick Minisode updating the Nation on their new Marathon training schedule even though they're supposed to be observing radio silence. Â Oh well, while they're at it, why not a little Oscar chat? Â Oh hold on, what did they think of the Superbowl (ads)? Â And does Conan's sister really look all that much like Conan? Â As long as they're recording, they might as well discuss that too. Make sure you check out the THREE new training schedules just to the right of the page, and feel free to choose one based on your level of fitness and train with the Gomers. Â See you in March, and Happy Running! | 2/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 6 – Do it with us | It's the midpoint of the Gomers' 3rd season, and they have a big midpointy announcement to make about the upcoming Marathon. Â But before that, they take a look at their more...ahem...critical reviews, and decide together how to react and, ultimately, respond to them. Â Not to worry, though, it's not all serious work - the guys are more than willing to go off on a tangent or two, including some early Oscar chat and the unearthly quality of a certain Food Network star's hair color. Also a real quick Week in Review, a lightning round version of Songs to Run to, and all sorts of goodies along the way. Â Including but not limited to our invitation to you, the Gomernation! Â Happy Running! (Important) Monday Survey: Send us your marathon training schedules, we want to find the perfect one! | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 5 – Be Water | It's Gomer2's turn to report on his race, and he's a little confused about how he feels about this, his third Half Marathon and PR. Â Hear as Gomer1 grills him for the details - the ups, downs, and in-betweens. Â Did he meet his goal? Â Is he feeling good? Â Did any mantras work? Â Was there enough toilet paper? Â Never fear, Nation, all your questions will be answered! Make sure you tune in next week, it's a biggie! Â Happy Running! | 1/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 5, Part 2 – One Gomer Does Disney | Long time, no hear! Â In Part 2 of Episode 5, Anthony regales us with tales of the Disney World Half Marathon - from starting fireworks to motivational army men to run-ins with running celebrities, this race had it all. Â And oh yeah, a pretty sweet PR to start the New Year right. (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2011/01/IMG_0448.jpg) This week's Monday Survey: Â What is your favorite race distance? Â The Gomers shared theirs, let's hear yours! Â Happy Running! | 1/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 5, Part 1 – The Year of Discipline and Risk | The New Year is still on the minds of the Gomers, and they spend a significant portion of the first part of Episode 5 discussing it. Â Including these questions: Should resolutions be vague or specific? Â Should you set the bar unreachably high, or comfortably low? Â And what is the name of that one lady who keeps saying inspiring things in Grumpy Old Men? This first part includes the New Years' themed Runner's Corner and two new Songs To Run To. Â Join us tomorrow for Anthony's Race in Review and some fun Listener Feedback. Â Happy Running! | 1/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 4 – Like, Happy New Year, Dude | 2011 really snuck up on the Gomers, and they are both realizing that their half-marathons are closer than they thought. Â But that doesn't mean they won't take the time to do some Christmas in Review (specifically what they GOT for Christmas), discuss New Years' Resolutions from the Gomernation, and review G1's upcoming race. Â And, you know, like, read some reviews. (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2011/01/Screen-shot-2011-01-03-at-4.28.12-PM.jpg) See you next week, Happy Running! | 1/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Gomersode 1: Gomer Dissertations Old and New | Merry Christmas Nation! Here it is, the Gomer's 4th of our "4 downloads in 5 days" for you, our faithful listeners. Â In this we present to you a Gomer Rewind, remembering our dissertations on the correlation of A Christmas Story and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and the similarities of the Home Alone Score to the Nutcracker. (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2010/12/Cliff.tiff) But WAIT, don't just think this is old material! Â We then pose a new question, how do two classic Christmas movie sequels compare to their originals: Home Alone and Die Hard? Â How intriguing! Â And finally our Monday Survey: What are your New Year's Resolutions? (http://www.twogomers.com/podcasts/2010/12/Rob.tiff) Happy Running! | 12/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 4, Part 2 – Happy Festivus, GomerNation! | The definition of bittersweet: Â the Gomer's final official Christmas episode of the year. Â Don't worry, though, there's plenty to get your red-and-white-striped juices going before they're done, including a super-sized Gomer's Favorite Things, lots of Christmas Songs to Run To (the good and the bad), and a shocking realization concerning the holiday of choice at Arizona public schools. Merry Christmas from the Gomers! Oh, the Monday Survey: Â What are your New Years' resolutions? Â We want to know, and to share them with the rest of the GomerNation! | 12/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 4, Part 1 – Two Rough Weeks and a Partridge in a Pear Tree | It's the final official Christmas episode, but of course the guys couldn't fit it all in one download. Â So please enjoy Part I, where the Gomers discuss their (not too great) weeks of running, the shelf-life of Home Alone, and whether or not they've kept their Chipotle-related commitments. In Part 1 you'll hear the Christmas Intro, their Weeks in Review and a special True Gomer Confessions. Â Hope you enjoy the five days of four downloads from the Gomers, continuing tomorrow! Happy Running! | 12/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The TGRAM:S5S Jingle 1st cut! | Auto-tuning! Â 8-part vocal/bassoon harmony! Â Sub sandwiches! Â It's the Two Gomers Run a Marathon: The Sub-Five Strive Jingle! Â Enjoy this 1rst (and probably only) cut, and Happy Running! (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1133.snc4/149565_471114692247_27094837247_5587370_802897_n.jpg) | 12/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 3 – A Couple of Nice Young Men | Ok, ok, so at over 45 minutes, this isn't exactly a Minisode. Â But the Gomers figured it would be ok, you know, since it's Christmas and all. Â Plus, they need that extra time for all the free advertising they've decided to do. Join the Gomers for their Weeks in Review, Songs to Run To, Gomers' Favorite Things, and Listener Feedback...all festively adorned with sugar plums and bowls full of jelly. Â Enjoy, and Happy Running! | 12/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Gomers Extra – Comedy, Sports, and Gingered Ale | Extra downloadable content from the Gomers? Â It must be getting close to Christmas! Â Enjoy this fun news about the podcast! (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs739.snc4/63895_478278987247_27094837247_5692873_83058_n.jpg) Happy Running! | 12/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 3 – Gomers’ Favorite Things | Have you been good little girls and boys this year? Â You have? Â Well, here's your present: Â The first of three Christmas episodes from the Gomers! Â And the holiday cheer comes hard and fast - you won't need to wait but 2 minutes before a lively Christmas-movie discussion hits your ears. Plus, there's a brand new Christmas segment this year: Â Gomers' Favorite Things. Â Basically it's just the guys doing free advertising for some stuff they like, but hopefully it helps bolster some lean Christmas lists out in the Nation. And don't forget about the Week in Review (featuring the Gomers' Tureky Trot reviews), Listener Feedback, and new Monday Survey, and 2 new Christmas Songs To Run To. Happy Holidays (and Running)! Monday Survey: Â What's on your Christmas (or other holiday) running list this year? | 12/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 2 – Gomernation Races in Review | In this not-so-mini-Minisode, there's four things the Gomers want to tell you about: 1. Â Anthony's concerto. 2. Â Their love/hate for the new Harry Potter movie. 3. Â Some stories from the Gomer Thanksgiving Challenge. 4. Â The new jingle. Enjoy, and Happy Running! Oh, p.s. Â If you want to read Steven's scathing, spoiler-ridden review of HP7 (the book) that he blogged 3 1/2 years ago, you can find it here. (http://stevengrahmann.xanga.com/607776992/year-7--really/) Sorry about the lack of pictures, the internet disintegrates over time, apparently. Â Happy blogging! | 12/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 2 – The Gomer Curse? | Now that the Gomers are fully into their 3rd season, guess what? Â There's more distractions, injuries, and weird sicknesses than you can shake a bassoon at. Â But that's not stopping them - in fact, they've both been having pretty great weeks - not counting the blood in the urine, of course. Plus all your favorite sections: Â Week in Review, Listener Feedback, a new Monday Survey, and two new Songs to Run To...AND a brand new section, Gomer Gear! Â Men, need a product that will keep EVERYTHING warm in the bitter cold while running? Â You may want to take a listen. Â Hope you like the episode, Happy Running! This week's Monday Survey: Â What are you most thankful for when it comes to your running journey? | 11/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Minisode 1 – The Gomer Thanksgiving Challenge | Looks like the Gomers just couldn't bear the thought of recording every other week, so here's a Minisode to keep you going until Episode 2. Â There's some fun stuff in here, but the main purpose of this little installment is to issue a challenge. Â Ready? Â Here it is: We challenge you to sign up, TODAY, to walk or run a 5k or 10k this Thanksgiving morning! Turkey Trots can be the best time to run a first race, or get going again if it's been awhile. Â Remember - the Gomers were just two regular guys who couldn't run a block when they started. Â Let this be your inciting incident to get out there, start walking or running, and get in shape! Do it. Â Happy Running! | 11/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1 – Speed Changes Everything | The Gomers are back for their Third Season, TGRAM: The Sub Five Strive, and they're trying to get used to the changes. Â More training runs, more commitment, more effort, more discomfort - it's a wonder they have time to record podcasts! Â But they do, fair Nation, and it's all for you. You'll notice an unusual amount of running talk, but it's probably just because of all the changes. Â Don't worry, there's still the tangents one expects from the Gomers, including fall movie chat, Halloween candy reminiscences, celebrity impressions, and fortune cookie readings. Plus all the regular sections: Â Week in Review, Listener Feedback, Gomer's Tips, Songs to Run to, and an all-new section: True or Faux? Â Hope you enjoy it, and Happy Running! This week's Monday Survey: Â Do you consider yourself a novice runner or a veteran? Â Why? | 11/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 60 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Only Podcast I listen to religiously...
I'm not sure why I like this podcast so much because I was looking for running information when I stumbled upon it. It reminds me of Biggest Loser in that its real, honest guys admitting their weakness and doing something about it. It is inspiring. I highly recommend starting from the beginning (Two Gomers Run a Half Marathon),especially if you are new to running. I love the stories (even the gross ones) about what can/did happen while running. I know I'm not alone and its not always so darn easy! Ok, there are a FEW unrelated tangents but it helps you understand the Gomers and what they are about. Its really sweet to see such a wonderful friendship even while competing!
I would give 6 stars if I could...
These guys are hilarious (I get caught in hysterics in waiting rooms and morning traffic, a lot of people probably think I am insane because of Anthony and Steven). I love being able to follow them on their journey from half marathon, to full marathon, to sub-5 marathon (and beyond!) - this podcast is great for all runners! Make sure to catch up on past seasons too!
More than just a podcast
These guys are great. They are funny, genuine, and they work really hard in everything they do. The Gomers have turned me from a couch potato into a person who has run 6 5k's, and is training to run a half marathon next Spring. I've lost 60 pounds while listening to this podcast. These guys are such atypical runners that even people like me can get into it; they are previous band geeks, and Mario Kart used to be their most active part of the day. Now they run marathons, and I absolutely love listening to them.
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