We Are Not Delicious
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Podcast Description
A podcast wherein Montana & McDeviltoast discuss random topics, from music to film, from science and pseudoscience to vagazzling.
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ExplicitSeason 2, Episode 06: Montana & McDeviltoast Read Wikipedia to You... Again | People, it's Season 2 Episode 6 We forgot to mention our new logo, courtesy Max Huffman. This episode was lubricated by Cupcake Sauvignon Blanc and Full Sail IPA. Both are great. OBL is dead. We don't feel like talking about it. We already have few enough listeners. Also, aneurisms. Tarantino is making Django Unchained. Some beer talk, including pimping Great Lakes. Thor was coming. McDeviltoast prefers Marvel, as he is of the opinion that DC tends to be magic-and-aliens-type stuff (Green Lantern) while Marvel seems more science-based. Montana mentions Adam WarRock and his comic book raps. McDeviltoast saw Splice. Also, brains are weird. McDeviltoast has also been watching Game of Thrones. We both want to watch The Wire. We talke about Twin Peaks and Northern Exposure. Also, Zapped!. Scatman Crothers. The Spirit of Jazz. Irritating: using your face on a cooking show to show how delicious food is. Also: Good Eats. Experience is not additive. A rare double McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Miley Cyrus "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and Michael Clancy "Nu Thang" | 5/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSeason 2, Episode 05: "This Episode Is Gonna Be Unlistenable...." | Season 2 Episode 5 had not a few technical issues. I left a bit in at the beginning, mainly because it's funny, after the fact (not during, though). First episode in a couple months. Sorry for the delay! This episode is brought to you by Yuengling (McDeviltoast) and Rivertown Hop Bomber. McDeviltoast has a new beer coming out soon. Help him name it. Also there are a lot of beers with "hop" in the name. McDeviltoast saw Your Highness. Also, Soul Surfer is a terrible name for a film. Montana went to India volunteering on a clinic with OneSight. Montana and McDeviltoast mention movies and tv they've seen recently. (Minor spoilers for Catfish). McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "Scat/Rap Counterpoint" Montana recommends Write More Good, by @FakeAPStylebook. We close the show. | 4/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus: Not Delicious on Bubbles in the Think Tank | Bonus Episode: Appearance on Bubbles in the Think Tank. The two of us (Montana and McDeviltoast) appeared on the long-running local radio show Bubbles in the Think Tank. Their show runs toward the silly, which, frankly, is right up our alley. They were kind enough to let us share this episode of their show. The first hour is a selection of tunes, chosen by Montana, that are cover songs translated from the original. The second hour of the show is always a Mad Lib, filled in by callers to the show. Be sure to visit their site and check out their prior episodes. | 1/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSeason 2, Episode 04: Ankylosaurus Hat | Season 2, Episode 4 McDeviltoast starts the show. Montana won the weight loss contest! This episode lubricated by: Montana: Moerlein Northern Liberties IPA McDeviltoast: Hook & Ladder Flashpoint Pale Ale, Napa Smith Brewery Organic IPA, and Sam Adams Holiday Porter The lady on the Northern Liberties label looks like she's wearing an ankylosaurus for a hat. Discussion of dinosaurs ensue, and the amount both of us have forgotten about dinosaurs is a little embarrassing. Jurassic Park was scary. McDeviltoast saw Tron: Legacy and Soilent Green, and is a little weirded out by HD. Montana watched Pandorum, Jaws, and Mother. McDeviltoast acquired Police Squad!, and watched Altered States. Peter Yates passed away. Montana tells an anecdote about an incident in a parking lot while purchasing a KMFDM album. McDeviltoast relates an anecdote about Cadillacs at King's Island. Montana discusses the Charanjt Singh album 10 Ragas to a Disco Beat. McDeviltoast Endurance Test: The Legit, "I Wanna Take You Home" End of the show | 1/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSeason 2, Episode 03: Easter Bunny Throwing Sh*t Out of a Helicopter | Season 2 continues with episode 3! Things and stuff: McDeviltoast had visitors and they did karaoke. They saw Black Swan. This is Jeff Bridges month. Too bad his appearance on SNL sucked. McDeviltoast talks about True Grit some more, and Montana mentions a few films he saw in the drive-in, including Yor (trailer) and Krull. Montana remembers his shark-tooth necklace. McDeviltoast relates his memories, including Blue Thunder. A deja vu conversation about Riptide occurs. McDeviltoast recommends The A-Team. McDeviltoast doesn't like commercial disclaimers. Montana recommends The Walking Dead. The Green Hornet is coming out soon. Christoph Waltz is awesome. McDeviltoast relates a Stephen Chow anecdote, and Montana relates a similar anecdote about a Bollywood tune. Montana also mentions whosampled.com, which he enjoys. McDeviltoast recommends Heat, not Heat or Heat (or Heat). He wonders about the point where an actor switches from looking young to looking old. McDeviltoast Endurance Test: the classic "Aisha" We close the show. | 12/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSeason 2, Episode 02: Montana and McDeviltoast Read Wikipedia to You | Season 2 continues with episode 2! Things and stuff: This episode brought to you by Kingfisher (McDeviltoast) and water (Montana). McDeviltoast is winning sports bets. Some discussion ensues, wending its way to Inception and Battleship. Leslie Nielsen and Dino De Laurentiis passed away. Montana watched Monty Python: Almost the Truth. He goes on about it for a while, including reading wikipedia. McDeviltoast wonders about the effect of something losing its charm due to everyone being in on the joke. The discussion turns toward musicians of note becoming studio musicians. McDeviltoast had a hellish work day. They discuss cost of merchandise calculations. Irvin Kershner died. He directed Robocop 2. Montana lives with a dog. Montana tells McDeviltoast about Dexter. McDeviltoast mentions the sequel to Trainspotting, and talks about Boyle's other films. Upon discussing 127 Hours, McDeviltoast recounts a harrowing and somewhat similar experience. Also, Sting sucks. But not when he's with Eberhard Schoener. And Billy Joel didn't suck when he was in Attila. Y Kant Tori Read brings up discussion of how accessible music is today, and how much is the most they've spent on a single cd, and Best Buy used to be a good place to buy music. McDeviltoast knows a lot about Queen. Some Nine Inch Nails discussion. Montana gets the halos out of order. McDeviltoast reminisces about tv, and discovers that Tater Tomater is on youtube. Montana discusses a film collector friend. McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "Scream", by Sky Smith We close the show with a bonus unofficial endurance test. Or two. | 12/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSeason 2, Episode 01: Clowns and RVs | Season 2 is here, with Episode 01! Things and stuff: New theme! It should appear in your podcast feed. We're bi-weekly now. This episode was brought to you by Sam Adams Chocolate Bock (McDeviltoast) and HTO (Montana). Montana's diet tip: don't eat a bunch of b******t. McDeviltoast hints at Xmas gifts. What we've been watching: Montana: Misfits (series 2), Skins, The Fall, The Hudsucker Proxy. McDeviltoast: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Also mentioned: The Cell, True Grit, True Grit, Tron: Legacy. Montana lives near trains now. McDeviltoast shares about "waffle stomping". Montana saw the Tim and Eric Awesome Tour Great Job live show, with opening act Neil Hamburger, whose twitter account is great. Montana hates Christmas-related stuff, and McDeviltoast recounts an anecdote in support of that claim. McDeviltoast's favorite Christmas film is Gremlins. McDeviltoast discusses the films of Charlie Kaufman, including Synecdoche, New York, but the discussion digresses quickly into other topics, including the Bill and Ted franchise. Why does McDeviltoast not have Netflix? They discuss. Montana mentions Cashback. Montana suggests that there should be a site recommending which version of a film to watch when watching a film, similar to the Zappa Completist's Guide. They also discuss rating Netflix films. (mentioned: Apocalypse Now, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Donnie Darko) You know who else sucks? Jeff Dunham. (mentioned: WTF Podcast, Stop Podcasting Yourself) McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Clown Bassie: Hey Buurmannetje, Bakkie? Montana predicted McDeviltoast would only make it a minute in, and the official time ended up being 0:53. End of the show. | 11/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus: We Are Not Delicious Second Season Theme Song | Hey, since I (Montana) am editing the new episode, I thought I'd share the new theme for the second season of the show, created by DJ Empirical (a.k.a., me). So check out out here: We Are Not Delicious: Second Season Theme. Enjoy, and stay tuned! | 11/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 019: Season 1 Finale! | Download the show: We Are Not Delicious, Episode 019 We've decided that this episode, #19, is our last episode of what we are calling "season one". We're both a bit busy with a few projects at the moment, so we're taking a couple months off. We should be back with a new episode around the beginning of October. Thanks everyone for checking us out! Subscribe via itunes or rss so that you catch the new episodes when they're ready! Montana and McDeviltoast open the show. McDeviltoast attended a tasting for the new Batch 19 beer. Mrs. Toast did not want to join McDeviltoast for a prank. McDeviltoast can't read music and Montana throws him some tips. McDeviltoast wonders when should one throw out socks, and Montana talks about his socks. Also hobos don't wear bindis. Mike's socks were hatin' it. There's no word like "orphan" but for one whose siblings have died. McDeviltoast was camping and a ranger belittled him and his friends. Montana remembered being harassed along with McDeviltoast and a mutual friend in Burnett Woods by a cop. McDeviltoast remembers being harassed along with a mutual friend in Bellevue Park. "Rural" is a weird word to say. McDeviltoast relates a positive experience with a cop that involves a raccoon in swaddling clothes. McDeviltoast mentions the experience of "breaking up" with a band, and Montana doesn't have an analogous band. McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Darrell Bluett. Montana and McDeviltoast announce that this is the last episode of this "season", and include shouts out. Mentioned: Dogfish Head 90 Minute Imperial IPA, Paul Hardcastle's "19", ASPCA, Sway, Pearl Jam, Mother Love Bone, Soundgarden, Chris Cornell's Scream, Timbaland, Founders' Red's Rye PA, strongest beer ever along with its dead animal packaging, Hitch-22: A Memoir. | 7/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 018: No More Bachelor Toast | Episode 18: first show back after a couple weeks. We apparently forgot how to do audio because the mics both sound weird. Sorry about that. Shouts out to Todd and Liz. For real. Montana and McDeviltoast open the show. McDeviltoast talks a bit about his wedding and also the beers consumed. Montana talks about the Independence Day fireworks in DC, and the bar experience afterward. Montana and McDeviltoast discuss Inception and Christopher Nolan and Todd Solondz and Life During Wartime. Montana discusses Malcolm Ingram, and Malcolm's podcast. Also In the Loop and Brass Eye, and "Guts" from Haunted. McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Scott Leigh, "Mike Weinstein (Respresenting Disctrict 19)" Mentioned throughout: Jack Parow, ALF rape, Battleship, Wizard Sticks, Following, SModcast, Mark Ruffalo and In the Cut, Lisa Cholodenko, Chris Morris and Four Lions, the BP oil spill, BP's "Offshore Oil Strike" game. Background music: Kyle Cannon's ScienceRock2007, from the RaceCarProductions sublabel AERO. Correction: In the episode, Montana erroneously indicates that Armando Iannucci produced Brass Eye. That is not the case. | 7/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 017: Burger Bigot | Episode 17 is brought to you in part by.... vodka. This is McDeviltoast's last episode before getting married. Montana and McDeviltoast open the show. Montana and McDeviltoast discuss things: Vodka gimlets and martinis Delicatessen (also mentioned: Dominique Pinon) Hercules in New York is available on youtube in its entirety, along with many other less-than-stellar LionsGate films. (mentioned: Top Cat) The phenomenon of parodies/derivatives becoming the better known thing; e.g. Garbage Pail Kids & Sour Patch Kids are still known today but Cabbage Patch Kids are hardly known at all. Also Fred & Barney are probably seen by kids on Pebbles cereal more than the cartoon. (mentioned: Prodigy ad with Barry White, which Montana misquotes in the show) Many cereals, including Fruit Islands cereal, Cröonchy Stars cereal, and C-3PO's cereal, Quisp cereal. Bands with both an eponymous song and an eponymous album More cereal talk plus Elton John. Also, Lucky Charms is essentially cat food with marshmallows. And some cereal characters can't eat their own cereal. McDonaldland characters, including Evil Grimace. (mentioned: The Legend of Grimace Island) McDeviltoast Endurance Test: MC Miker G and DJ Sven, Holiday Rap Montana and McDeviltoast close the show. | 7/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 016: Pans Have Been Handled | Here's episode 16. Power of two! Montana and McDeviltoast open the show. Montana and McDeviltoast discuss listeners. McDeviltoast notes that summer has started. McDeviltoast went to King's Dominion, so there is some discussion of the rides, and McDeviltoast compares some to Kings Island, and then talks about some of the kinds of park-goers. (mentioned: Three Men and a Baby David Lynch Cut) McDeviltoast's last prediction came true! McDeviltoast discusses more of the Clifton panhandlers. Montana wonders whether there's a website that collects street personalities in different cities. (mentioned: Bogart's, Streetvibes) Montana recalls an observation that often a rock musician's best songs come from being less experienced playing their instrument. Montana relates an anecdote about seeing Gwar and getting stranded in the ghetto of Indianapolis. (mentioned: mohawk, AutoZone) McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Harvey Sid Fisher's astrology song samples Montana and McDeviltoast end the show. | 6/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Episode: "Trebuchet" by George Hrab | As a bonus episode, we present to you Trebuchet, the new album by George Hrab. We Are Not Delicious would not exist were it not due to a few excellent podcasts, one of which is George Hrab's Geologic Podcast. We (mainly Montana; McDeviltoast is a new fan) could go on for days, but rather than do that, we'll just link in a few resources below, ask you to listen to the album, and encourage you to pick it up. Thanks for listening, and of course, many thanks to Geo for all the entertainment, past and future. A couple things to check out: Geo's albums on cdbaby, including Trebuchet Listen to a recent interview with Geo on the excellent Point of Inquiry podcast. Sessions with Slau, the podcast of Slau, who recorded, mixed, sang on, played keys on, arranged parts of, and probably did a million other things for Trebuchet. --- TREBUCHET With special appearances by Phil Plait, Peter Gregson, Slau, and The Skeptical Shoe Horns. God is Not Great Everything Alive Will Die Someday Ms.Information Fifty Stories FAR Remora Sviatoslav Lobster When I Was Your Age Trebuchet Atlanta Death From The Skies Never Knew Hai Yookito ‘Ya Where Have You Been? One Hypnopompic Jerk Small Comfort Happy Birthday Baby All songs ©2010 Geologic Records/You Call That Music | 6/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 015: A Vodka-Soaked Tampon in Your Hearing Holes | Episode 15. A day earlier than expected! (In the episode Montana mentions Thursday but this is totally posted on Wednesday!) Montana and McDeviltoast open the show. Montana's vodka makes McDeviltoast ask about a recent trend of putting vokda-soaked tampons upinya. Big Pimpin': Montana recommends the debut single from Adam WarRock & Ruckus Roboticus, "Starving Artist", just released on a "name your own price" basis. (mentioned: Solid Steel Radio, The People You Don't Know Podcast, Montana also recommends the upcoming "Trebuchet", the latest George Hrab album, which will be released as an upcoming bonus episode of We Are Not Delicious. McDeviltoast remembers Clarence Boddicker and the wine in Robocop (@3:00 here). This reminds Montana of Omni Consumer Products. McDeviltoast remembers jarring dialogue from Ridley Scott's G.I. Jane, and Montana saw Legend (Ultimate Edition). (mentioned: Top Gun, Tony Scott, Woody's in Moab, Billy Barty, UHF, "On the Run") Montana mentions the Netflix picks for the Cincinnati, OH area (and McDeviltoast takes a quick round of McDeviltoast Predictions to guess them; he got one correct of his three guesses) because one of them is the weird-looking film Feed. (mentioned: Airborne) Montana wonders what the f**k is up with the "paper anniversary". McDeviltoast Predictions for an unprecedented second time. McDeviltoast predicts that some taboid is going to see the face of Satan in an oil plume. This starts Montana talking about pareidolia and other skeptical topics. McDeviloast tells of a ghost-like experience, and Montana talks about how the brain works and why people think they see ghosts, etc. Montana also talks about the fallibility of memory, even flashbulb memories. (mentioned: White Noise, EVP, anomaly hunting, Ghost Hunters, Joe Nickell, Ben Radford, false memories, The Stuff of Thought) McDeviltoast Endurance Test: The Reverend Alicia. McDeviltoast reminds Montana about Nannerpuss. Montana mentions an iTunes review that said the show is like "horseradish for your ears". | 6/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 014: He's a Cool Dude | Episode 14. Background music: Scirk08, by Kyle Cannon. McDeviltoast and Montana start the show. McDeviltoast mentions the death of Rue McClanahan, which reminds him of the Billy Zane film This World, Then the Fireworks, in which she played a role. Montana then mentions a recent entry of the "Disc Covering" column on IFC.com wherein Matt Singer reviews Enemies Among Us and includes a sweet-ass pic of Eric Roberts. McDeviltoast makes a prediction that can't be validated. (mentioned: the dvd commentary for Mallrats, Jason Lee is a Scientologist, Runaway, Sid Haig's cameo in Automan) McDeviltoast mentions an edit of ALF that Montana sent him. Montana saw Step Brothers. Montana shares "Happy in Paraguay". McDeviltoast went to a wedding with a terrible dj. McDeviltoast talks about not seeing classic D.C. stuff around town. McDeviltoast notes similarities in the text on the covers of Bukakke and Brothers, two albums by Ohio bands. (mentioned: Devo, SNL, The Nomi Song, Jobriath) McDeviltoast mentions great answers on the "Server Test" at work. Montana and McDeviltoast mention funny overheard anecdotes, including many McDeviltoast anecdotes about Margot and a Montana anecdote about Willy Wonka. Montana discusses a couple of the other Clifton-area "bums". McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "Baby Blues", by Jan Terri Montana and McDeviltoast close the show. | 6/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 013: One Fiscal Quarter | Another week, another episode. Montana and McDeviltost open the show. Montana and McDeviltoast discuss the BP oil spill. (mentioned: The Rachel Maddow Show) Montana and McDeviltoastdiscuss recent dead celebrities. McDeviltoast recounts a tale of being ripped off by Billy Mays. McDeviltoast discusses his new honey petal porter brew. Montana discusses Russian Standard vodka, which he'd coincidentally noticed Ivan Vanko drinking, which causes McDeviltoast to recommend Hangar One vodka. Montana again mentions that his favorite vodka is 360 Vodka. (also mentioned: Absolut Citron) McDeviltoast Prediction: "The Palindrome" cocktail. (mentioned: Crown Royal, RC Cola, Tab, the Nestea plunge) Montana finally saw the classic film Gymkata. Montana also shares an idea for a new show segment. They discuss Netflix. Montana found the new Ray Stevens tune, "Come to the USA". Montana and McDeviltoast take a moment to watch the video (mercifully it's not included in the show) and then discuss it, along with the Arizona law that helped to inspire the song. McDeviltoast is not in favor of a boycott of the state, but Montana explains that (in his opinion) it's about all that non-residents can do. (mentioned: Asian Dub Foundation's Tank) McDeviltoast got Where Did the Night Fall, the new UNKLE album, which makes McDeviltoast talk about albums which taint a band's entire back catalog. (mentioned: Goldfrapp's Head First, Grandaddy's Just Like the Fambly Cat, Faithless' To All New Arrivals, Mille Bornes) McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Florence Foster Jenkins' "Queen of the Night" aria from Mozart's Die Zauberflöte. (from the cd The Glory (????) of the Human Voice) Montana and McDeviltoast close the show. | 6/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 012: In Which Our Heroes Vagely Remember 80s TV | Episode 12. Somehow for most of the episode we got talking about 80s tv shows we barely remember. Weird. Oh, and to expedite the process, I used a dj mix for background music instead of choosing the songs individually. So, if you dig the tunes, grab the latest episode of RaceCarProductions' Citizens Band podcast. It's a great mix put together by KFrey and The Librarian. Montana and McDeviltoast open the show. They talk a bit about last week's in-studio show . Montana watched Cronenberg's The Fly for the first time. He discusses why he hadn't seen it before. He also watched The Dead Zone. Some Michael McDonald slips out. Montana dislikes Michael Kamen. (mentioned: Christine, Hideaway, Brazil, Ladyhawke, Manimal, Montana discovers that Laura Branigan made an appearance on Automan: McDeviltoast caught his dad up on some recent comedies. (mentioned: Anchorman, Pineapple Express, Step Brothers, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood) McDeviltoast wonders about other 80s tv shows, and Montana remembers Covington Cross. McDeviltoast wonders: do you swash buckles or do you buckle swashes? (mentioned: Beverly Hills Cop, Otherworld, Voyagers!) Montana breaks new ground complaining about Andy Rooney. McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "Sing mit Heino!" Montana talks about Heino, and realizes he was wrong about Roy Orbison. But he still wants to be friends with Heino on Facebook. | 5/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 011: Not Delicious After Dark* | Since McDeviltoast was in town, we decided to do a very rare in-person We Are Not Delicious, with a small studio** audience. Thanks to those in attendance: Miss Green, Crimefighter, Chizzo fo Rizzo, Elle Crash, KP, and of course January Fairy. All of the people here are good friends of ours; as such, the conversation devolves a bit into nostalgia at times. You'll survive. :) Montana and McDeviltoast open the show and introduce the ne'er-do-wells and hangers-on. They find out the number of languages in which they know the word "dick". It becomes obvious that many adult beverages were consumed. McDeviltoast describes the adventures of the evening, including a pig head. (mentioned: Arcade Legends, Jungle Jims, Rastan, Twin Peaks) McDeviltoast and a pig headMcDeviltoast and Montana discuss applause waves. (mentioned: "Creep", Beavis and Butthead, "Mahna Mahna", Riesen, Ryan Adams, Bryan Adams, Russell Crowe flipping out, 30 Odd Foots of Grunts, Mel Gibson) Montana goes right into the story of the manties. McDeviltoast describes a spandex sex art project idea he had. Chizzo tells a story. Montana and McDeviltoast wonder whether the visual aspect is the only "bad" part of public sex. (mentioned: podophilia) Montana and McDeviltoast get another round, and Montana mentions the "professional building" at the hospital complex. Also, We Are Not Delicious officially unendorses iphones. McDeviltoast saw Transsiberian. Somehow Darkness Falls comes up, so McDeviltoast gives a (roughly) 18 word review of it, which January Fairy augments. Also, if you love The Da Vinci Code, you'll like National Treasure! (mentioned: The Machinist, Mystic River) Montana rants about a note on the work refrigerator. For far too long. McDeviltoast rants about blu-ray, and Chizzo adds a bit. McDeviltoast mentions Crowe and Gibson again. Montana would pay to see Andrew Dice Clay demolish Russell Crowe. Montana remembers the boring commentary on the dvd of A Beautiful Mind. (mentioned: Cocoon, Tahnee Welch, Steve Guttenberg, Police Academy) McDeviltoast observes that the studio audience is dwindling. McDeviltoast wonders which is better, to be crunchy or chewy. McDeviltoast describes the song "Nougat", and other songs from the album Bukakke, such as "Surrender Your Panties". (mentioned: Hot Karl) While the McDeviltoast Endurance Test youtube is buffering, January Fairy recounts a story about a girl without labia, and McDeviltoast mentions freezer placenta, and Montana mentions a porcupine. Piggy Granypants comes up as well, and January Fairy elaborates. McDeviltoast discusses being scary at karaoke at Galaxy Hut. (mentioned Steel Reserve, the incredibly long "Never About the Cow") The McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Charo performing Rihanna's "Please Don't Stop the Music": Montana and McDeviltoast close the show. (*) Apologies to /Filmcast After Dark (**) January Fairy's living room | 5/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 010: Technically Detailed Espionage and Military Science Storylines | Episode 10... double digits! McDeviltoast and Montana welcome you, though Montana is interrupted by a text message. Montana and McDeviltoast discuss Iron Man 2. (mentioned: Iron Man, Whiplash, Crimson Dynamo, Fin Fang Foom, Star Trek: Nemesis, Rambo, District 9) Montana discusses Oldboy. (mentioned: Repo Men) Montana and McDeviltoast explain the origins of "Upsell" by Heterobot/SMRT. Montana and McDeviltoast field a fan question: What was the first music you bought with your own money. Topics meander to mashup band names (like Slayicidal Pantallikorn) and an ultimate mashup film title (Batman: Mask of the Phantasmagoriall the President's Men in Blacula), and punny guitarist/beer names. (mentioned: Plunderphonic [note download link on destination]) McDeviltoast got another interesting application name at his workplace. McDeviltoast makes a prediction. (Not a major one, but it's an excuse to use the new McDeviltoast Predictions theme music.) McDeviltoast discusses names in general and Mohammad specifically. McDeviltoast reminds Montana that someone was killed in the Philippines for singing "My Way", and that reminds Montana and McDeviltoast of Shirley's. Nostalgia ensues. (mentioned: Steel Reserve) Montana and McDeviltoast talk about the "Wooly Fazeem", a drink made up by a friend and named after poorly transcribed karaoke lyrics. This reminds Montana of examples of lyrics and other things about songs that seem weird and out of the blue. (mentioned "Somebody's Watching Me", Waaktaar, "We Became the Night Hairwise", Montana's old coworker "Cheryl", Total Recall, Austrian Death Machine) Montana remembers Emergency Broadcast Network, which has a sample of Harrison Ford in their song "Get Down". Montana and McDeviltoast discuss the dearth of good Harrison Ford 90s films. Also the picture in Ford's wiki looks terrible. Montana misreads Tom Clancy's influences. (mentioned: all those s****y Harrison Ford movies, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Forbidden Zone) McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "We Built Sioux City" Montana and McDeviltoast discuss "We Built This City", the source of the endurance test. Montana and McDeviltoast close the show. | 5/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 009: Seis de Mayo! | Episode 9! Montana and McDeviltoast open the show. Recording on Sunday due to a delayed Black Signal band practice. DJ Empirical played a cross-cultural wedding where the groom was South Indian. (mentioned: "Jimmy Aaja", "Shake That", "Kiss", bhangra) Montana observes that it is Dos de Mayo, and reflects on a onetime Clifton Heights "holiday", "Seis de Mayo". Montana has a list of Douchebag Holidays. McDeviltoast recounts seeing neighbors screwing on the porch. Also, once our downstairs neighbor OD'd, making it hard for McDeviltoast to record vocals. Montana also had a couple hardcore band member neighbors once who had an altercation with an a*****e passerby. McDeviltoast asks Montana about a tuba-related possible prank. Montana and McDeviltoast cover Boothbypalooza. McDeviltoast got called into jury duty again. Montana and McDeviltoast make dirty jury puns. McDeviltoast saw Hot Tub Time Machine. McDeviltoast talks more about time travel films, such as Time Crimes, and Montana joins in, not forgetting to mention the time travel episode of the IFC podcast. Doc Brown's creepy kid at the end of Back to the Future III makes Montana talk about film blocking and unblocking. A weird mic experience makes Montana flash back to last week. (mentioned: A Fish Called Wanda, the bike chain and signs in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure) Montana discovered a cool band name: ///▲▲▲\\\. (mentioned: witch house, oOoOO) McDeviltoast Prediction: Lady Gaga will eventually cover Queen's "Radio Gaga". This spurns Montana to discuss her further. Montana would like to see a collaboration between Lady Gaga and Hudson Mohawke, with Mike Patton writing the song. McDeviltoast Endurance Test. (Montana tells a German joke while the above video is loading.) Dark Kirchensteuer, "Leb' doch Selber": Montana found the above vid here, along with a song by Ancient. Montana and McDeviltoast close the show, remembering things they meant to talk about. | 5/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 008: Perhaps the Last of the Mic Issues | Episode 8 is finally here! Montana and McDeviltoast start the show. Windows does weird things with the audio. McDeviltoast tells the tale of jury duty this week. Also: mamacita, "tooks it", Edward G. Robinson. McDeviltoast saw Kick-Ass. Ebert didn't like it. Also: Shock Cinema on the IFC.com podcast, The Human Centipede (yes, again). Montana saw Crispin Hellion Glover's newest film, It Is Fine! EVERYTHING IS FINE., and also saw Glover read from eight of his books, including Rat-Catching and Concrete Inspection. Skype (or Windows) does more weird things with Montana's mic levels. They take a moment to fix things then they're back. Note: Montana liked the film a lot. The section where Montana mentions this was cut, likely due to the pervasive microphone issues. Crispin Glover and MontanaMontana starts again on It Is Fine!... and Crispin Glover's book reading. McDeviltoast reveals a forthcoming package for Montana. McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Lady Gaga's "Just Dance", as performed by Nichole337: Montana mentions that Peter Steele died. Check Type O Negative's Bloody Kisses and October Rust, as well as The Origin of the Feces. And don't miss the cover of Slow, Deep and Hard. Also: that s****y band Jack Off Jill opened for Type O Negative when Montana saw them. Montana and McDeviltoast discuss Bogart's. It used to be awesome, but is not now. Candlebox played there. McDeviltoast got gum in his hair. And phlegm later. Montana tells the story of attempting to see Rottweilers with his friend Adam. Also: Temple of the Dog, Living Colour, Paul Westerberg, Ozzfest, Porno for Pyros, High School Band Challenge. Montana and McDeviltoast close the show. Ending song: "Upsell". | 4/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 007: Cyborgs and Meatmen | Episode 7 is here! More microphone weirdness ensued, but Montana got a microphone powerup partway through. Yay! McDeviltoast remembers that Tesco Vee used to say "Choice!", so Montana talks at length about The Meatmen, and also Tesco's Mtv show Way USA. (mentioned: Touch & Go Records, Toilet Slave) McDeviltoast asks Montana to tell the story of Montana getting his copy of the Pantychrist cd autographed by Trevor Dunn. (mentioned: "This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us") Montana makes a correction regarding Roger Ebert and "Who Killed Bambi". McDeviltoast observes the weirdness of Avatar mentioning JuJuBes. McDeviltoast and Montana discuss The Human Centipede. Montana discusses Pontypool and a couple Van Damme films. (mentioned: Cyborg, Desert Heat, and JCVD) McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "Welcome to Cincinnati", by Jeff Stephens, feat. Jeremy Powers: Montana and McDeviltoast sign off. | 4/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 006: B.S. Awareness Week | Episode 6! Crazy! Montana got a new (albeit cheap) mic. Montana forgets who did "Celebration". McDeviltoast recounts the story of the phrase "We Are Not Delicious". Montana and McDeviltoast discuss Malcolm McLaren's death. Montana mentions that Roger Ebert talked about it. McDeviltoast mentions Ebert's voice, and remembers Siskel & Ebert outtakes. McDeviltoast mentions the prevalence of "gang of military guys" films this summer. (mentioned: The A-Team, The Losers, The Expendables, Clash of the Titans, Clash of the Titans) Montana mentions The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and expresses his opinion of Zooey Deschanel. (mentioned: Ed Harris, Pauly Shore) McDeviltoast recalls parallel reviews in Starlog of the films Deep Star Six and Leviathan. Montana approves of "Drunk History Lesson". Montana and Mcdeviltoast discuss scar jewelry. Also Ministry had it, then lost it. Montana and McDeviltoast discuss zebra pizza. Also eating other animals. McDeviltoast mentions Never Cry Wolf. Montana mentions Les Stroud's documentary Off the Grid with Les Stroud, and laments the use therein of dowsing to dig wells. Montana mentions Homeopathy Awareness Week. Amusingly, McDeviltoast cannot believe it exists. (reference: skepdic.com) McDeviltoast is skeptical of the motivations of the high number of people requesting gluten-free menus. McDeviltoast has an annoying cut. | 4/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 005: Short But Not Shorter Than the World Average | We were trying to record a shorter show this week, since neither of us had a lot of time, but "short" translated to "shorter than the last couple episodes but still not short". That's ok, I guess. The background music this week is noisy stuff, since my dying soundcard on my skype PC was crackling a LOT. Next week I'll move to the better one. Topics of discussion: We mention our intent to make a short episode. McDeviltoast hates pet gender confusion and dog parks. Montana hates dogs. Montana an McDeviltoast, who are not avid video gamers, talk about video games. McDeviltoast has a decidedly "get off my lawn" outlook. McDeviltoast is mad that video games kept his friends from hanging out with him in China. (mentioned: Yar's Revenge, Bully, WoW, Final Fantasy, Civilization) McDeviltoast mentions a groan moment in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. (mentioned: Blixa Bargeld in The Mummy) Montana recommends RedLetterMedia's new review of Attack of the Clones. McDeviltoast mentions more Stephen Sommers films. Montana remembers a quick groan moment in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. McDeviltoast talks about versions of Watchmen. Montana & McDeviltoast got a text message request, so McDeviltoast talks about stale peeps. McDeviltoast endurance test: QVC's John Lennon Jewelry: Dung Chant's 18th anniversary was this past weekend. It could vote or buy porn. But no one does that. Is porn pirated more than music? Montana mentions a discussion about the average size p***s, and relates a lesson learned about googling things like that at work. McDeviltoast wonders why boners are fobidden in films, and wonders how society might be different if that weren't the case. (mentioned: Sex and Lucia, Antichrist, Poison, Bad Lieutenant, The Piano, NYPD Blue, "It Hits the Fan") Montana and McDeviltoast clumsily close the show. | 4/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 004: Bree Bree! | Episode 004. We didn't get everything in that we wanted to (had a slew of topics suggested) but we'll try for next time. (Also, sorry about the audio quality -- it really gets bad in a couple places. I really need to get better equipment.) Show Notes: McDeviltoast doesn't text. The story behind the theme song. WARM98 cubicle lady. Don't scare the kids. Bree. Girl example of bree. More examples. McDeviltoast Endurance Test: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNXb5roCBUY Also crabcore (listen here). Fear Factory. Faith No Man. Groan moments in film: twist, street-street, and EKG. Bad job applications: Dankin Dunars, prostitution, face past. Also PECSI. Fears, including: Melted chocolate, public bathrooms, lotion. Dislikes, too, including cucumbers and Taco Bell. Hot salsa on a burrito. McDeviltoast & Damon's trip to Dogfish Head Brewery. McDeviltoast is not a laowai. Montana used to work with racists. McDeviltoast used to work with redneck telemarketers. Montana used to work with killers. McDeviltoast used to work with many Rays. Grand Buffet is awesome. Montana loves A Night of Laughin' Volume 1. Also, for no good reason: | 3/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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