Bert Bert Bert
Bert Kreischer
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Intro | Bert Kreischer | 2:14 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Bert! Bert! Bert! | Bert Kreischer | 2:15 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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1st Beer of the Night | Bert Kreischer | 1:30 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Advice to a Young Man | Bert Kreischer | 3:55 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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The 12 Words | Bert Kreischer | 1:53 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Blacks In a Subway | Bert Kreischer | 3:43 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Accidental Racism | Bert Kreischer | 0:58 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Asians In an Airport | Bert Kreischer | 6:16 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Mexicans In an Elevator | Bert Kreischer | 10:13 | Album Only | View In iTunes |
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Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Beer Commercial | Bert Kreischer | 1:19 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Kids, Girls and Advice | Bert Kreischer | 7:02 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Old Men | Bert Kreischer | 0:49 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Last Bit of Advice for the Drunks | Bert Kreischer | 3:29 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
| Total: 14 Songs |
Customer Reviews
Funniest Ever!
One of the funniest guys I have ever come across. I found it by accident while searching for Bert Bacharach and boy was I pleasantly surprised!
Bert is probably my father
I am an 8 year theatre major with degrees from Yale and Harvard. I must say that in my expert opinion, that this album is perhaps the perfect comedy album. I've spent half of my life looking for the right one, until one day I stumbled upon Bert Bert Bert, and I must say I see several parallels to classic literature. For instance, the segment entitled "Mexicans in an Elevator" is not unlike the Greek Army fooling the doomed city of Troy with the Trojan Horse. Another example of parallel to classic literature is the segment entitled "Married and Sex." This bit clearly represents sexual futility, much like the fine examples given in the Charles Dickens classic "Great Expectations." Now I say to you, the viewer of this review to buy this album, lest you miss out on a piece of great American art.
Bert Bert Bert
This is the funniest CD ever made.
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ExplicitMy Wife's Best Friend | Comfortably Dumb | 8:27 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLet's Talk About Mexicans | Comfortably Dumb | 7:21 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLet's Talk About Black People, Pt. 1 | Comfortably Dumb | 5:36 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwelve Words | Comfortably Dumb | 9:15 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLet's Talk About Black People, Pt. 2 | Comfortably Dumb | 4:25 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLet's Talk About Drugs | Comfortably Dumb | 5:01 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLet's Talk About Asains | Comfortably Dumb | 4:15 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNatural Childbirth | Comfortably Dumb | 8:04 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFat & Falling | Comfortably Dumb | 2:11 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMy Name Is Bert | Comfortably Dumb | 3:53 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
