Brad Smith Deserved Those 5 Grammy's
by
Aaron Zerowitz
Oh man, Mr. Smith... I'm trying to fight back tears as I listen to this song man I tell you what.
My lil brother Johnny, A.K.A. Johnny Whiskers (His facial hair resembled the face of our cat named Corn Fritter)
was playin' Contra on the NES in the bedroom, and I had Freebird on cassette rockin' on the stereo outside, sittin' on the lazy boy in the grass.
Later on, Johnny saw his pet toad named Slippy on the floor inside hoppin around n crappin everywhere ya know... and this toad... man, he was a magic eff ur head up toad.. and I guess Johnny was fixin' to take a ride on betsy lue's mystical snowboard!
I walked in that bedroom just as he gave that sonb**ch a good ol lick! And my poor ol b@stard brother keeled over in 5 minutes. That stinkin' toad was the goddarn black mamba of trippy toads man.
So I was heart broken. But I will always remember Contra music and Freebird playing together that fateful day, and man this song,,,, this is Johnny whiskers song. Love you whiskers. Thank you Bradsmith.
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