Tales from the Velvet Pocket
Kalri$$ian
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ExplicitSonislordwerdgod | Kalri$$ian | 3:41 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitStep Right Up | Kalri$$ian | 2:17 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRobot Cock | Kalri$$ian | 3:01 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitVelour Hotline 1 (Chachi) | Kalri$$ian | 1:45 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSteal Yo Likka | Kalri$$ian | 2:46 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitStick It Inna Broad | Kalri$$ian | 4:08 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitVelour Hotline 2 (Tyrone) | Kalri$$ian | 1:16 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitT. Shoelaces | Kalri$$ian | 3:58 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitVelour Hotline 3 (Felix / Rick Value Meal) | Kalri$$ian | 4:33 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Falcon (feat. Mickey Avalon & Dirt Nasty) | Kalri$$ian | 3:32 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFlim Flam Man | Kalri$$ian | 2:26 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitChief Bear Balls | Kalri$$ian | 1:17 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOcean's Sixty-Nine | Kalri$$ian | 3:29 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Drunken Master | Kalri$$ian | 2:22 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitReal Big Ankles | Kalri$$ian | 0:48 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSmooth's FAQ | Kalri$$ian | 2:18 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDoo Doo Draws | Kalri$$ian | 4:31 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBo Tic Bo | Kalri$$ian | 1:49 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitA Moment With Livinglow | Kalri$$ian | 1:38 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSeeing Triple | Kalri$$ian | 2:38 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPerseus Cracks In | Kalri$$ian | 1:02 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitScheista Heista | Kalri$$ian | 3:42 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWe F.U. Communications | Kalri$$ian | 1:30 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSuckin' On a 40 Oz | Kalri$$ian | 4:43 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
| Total: 24 Songs |
Customer Reviews
character-driven hip hop comedy
'Tales from the Velvet Pocket' is a very refreshing take on hip hop. The beats are 60's and 70's exotic/lounge-influenced, the raps are raunchy, clever and hilarious. The concepts are outlandish and over the top. Overall, these guys are doing something that has been largely missing in hip hop music over the past few years: creating a thematic LP that flows together, not just a collection of random singles and cameos. From the Cuban Linx-inspired intro spoof 'Sonislordwerdgod', to all the various Phone-Sex Velour Hotline mis-adventures, to the story-based tales of premature ejaculation on 'Flim Flam Man' and defecation blues on 'Doo Doo Draws,' this album definitely has you covered in the humor department. The beats are great throughout, very layered and textured, and always sticking to the Loungey theme... I really hope an instrumental version of the album is in the works! Quality release overall, would love to see what a live show with these guys is like !
Crazy album from left field
The Mickey Avalon track on this album delivers as usual and is a good intro the the other messed up characters and the doped up grooves that run throughout this album. It's funny narrative based hip hop with twisted main characters and solid beats. I personally think that Steal Yo Likka Might top Falcon, but decide for yourself.
Flim Flam Man
Nice smooth lyrics and you gotta love that british accent. Really listen in and your gonna get a whole lot out of this album.
Top Albums and Songs By Kalri$$ian
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ExplicitThe Falcon (feat. Mickey Avalon & Dirt Nasty) | Tales from the Velvet Pocket | 3:32 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSuckin' On a 40 Oz | Tales from the Velvet Pocket | 4:43 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Lobby Room | Bomb Hip Hop Compilation Vol. 2 Revised (Digital Only) | 5:46 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRobot Cock | Tales from the Velvet Pocket | 3:01 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Drunken Master | Tales from the Velvet Pocket | 2:22 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitScheista Heista | Tales from the Velvet Pocket | 3:42 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSteal Yo Likka | Tales from the Velvet Pocket | 2:46 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitStep Right Up | Tales from the Velvet Pocket | 2:17 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFlim Flam Man | Tales from the Velvet Pocket | 2:26 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitVelour Hotline 3 (Felix / Rick Value Meal) | Tales from the Velvet Pocket | 4:33 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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