The Quickening
The Vandals
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Stop Smiling | The Vandals | 1:42 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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It's a Fact | The Vandals | 2:05 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Marry Me | The Vandals | 2:17 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Allah | The Vandals | 1:28 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Tastes Like Chicken | The Vandals | 2:03 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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(But Then) She Spoke | The Vandals | 1:56 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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How (Did This Loser Get This Job?) | The Vandals | 1:38 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Hungry for You | The Vandals | 2:16 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Failure Is the Best Revenge | The Vandals | 1:58 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Aging Orange | The Vandals | 1:59 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Canine Euthanasia | The Vandals | 1:53 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Moving Up | The Vandals | 1:59 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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(I'll Make You) Love Me | The Vandals | 1:47 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Choosing Your Masters | The Vandals | 1:38 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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I Believe | The Vandals | 1:48 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Album Review
The Quickening is as definitive as the Vandals get. Amidst the scabrous lyrics (such as the mock-cannibalistic "Hungry for You," which parodies the starving musician anthem in a rather unusual way) and the loud and fast punk attitude, there are actually some intriguing ideas and clever melodies. Part of that is due to the musicianship; drummer Josh Freese and bassist Joe Escalante are an especially astute rhythm section. Mostly, though, the band simply constructs some ingenious music melodies ("Hungry for You" is an homage to '60s garage rock) and overlays lyrics that tone down the gross out humor and silly goofiness of previous albums. The hilarious "Choose Your Masters" argues that, contrary to what Choose or Lose claims, fans who watch MTV should not be allowed to vote, while "Canine Euthanasia" is a surprisingly touching ode to a beloved pet that had to be put down. The Quickening contains no shortage of silly humor, but tempers it with just the right amount of reflection, which guarantees that this will be considered one of the best Vandals albums. ~ Victor W. Valdivia, Rovi
Customer Reviews
Funny, clever, and cool
The quickening is pretty funny, but also good. Stop smiling is more hardcore (even though the Vandals aren't) where songs like Alah and tastes like chicken are funny. Overall this is a good cd
2nd best vandals record (in my opinion)
This and live fast diarrea are dope. buy it and your home mosh pit is ready. The best part is the guitarest's creativeness and the hysterical lyrics.
tastes like chicken
This is a solid album. Every song will have you cracking up but still leave you satisfied.
Biography
Formed: 1980 in Huntington Beach, CA
Genre: Rock
Years Active: '80s, '90s, '00s
Top Albums and Songs By The Vandals
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My Girlfriend's Dead | Hitler Bad, Vandals Good. | 2:40 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Oi to the World! | Oi to the World | 2:46 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Euro-Barge | Hitler Bad, Vandals Good. | 1:53 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUrban Struggle | Peace Thru Vandalism (Re-Mastered) | 3:48 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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An Idea for a Movie | Hitler Bad, Vandals Good. | 2:39 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government) | Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live | 2:46 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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I've Got an Ape Drape | Hitler Bad, Vandals Good. | 3:30 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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So Long, Farewell | Hitler Bad, Vandals Good. | 2:49 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAnarchy Burger (Hold The Government) | Peace Thru Vandalism (Re-Mastered) | 1:54 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Legend Of Pat Brown | Peace Thru Vandalism (Re-Mastered) | 3:28 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |

- $9.99
- Genres: Rock, Music, Alternative, Punk
- Released: Jul 15, 1996
- ℗ 1996 Nitro Records













