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The Angry Cry of the Angry Pie | The Falcon | 1:54 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Blackout | The Falcon | 3:03 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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The La-Z-Boy 500 | The Falcon | 2:53 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Little Triggers | The Falcon | 2:11 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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The Celebutard Chronicles | The Falcon | 2:33 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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The Routes We Wonder | The Falcon | 2:42 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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The Longshoreman's Lament | The Falcon | 1:23 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Unicorn Odyssey | The Falcon | 2:39 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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R.L. Burnouts Inc. | The Falcon | 2:22 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Building the Even More Perfect A*****e Parade | The Falcon | 2:36 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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When I Give the Signal, Run! | The Falcon | 3:46 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
| Total: 11 Songs |
Album Review
The Falcon are down to being a trio for their full-length Unicornography (the liner notes explain that the band simply couldn't find Todd Mohney), but not much else has changed in the two years that have passed since the release of their debut EP. The "let's grab a cold one and rock out" vibe is here intact, though the use of both acoustic and electric guitars, along with more mid-tempo numbers, does give the record a bigger sense of variety than before. Unicornography is as likable as a pop-punk record comes; fans have absolutely no reason not to eat this up and immediately demand seconds, and thirds. It's really no surprise that the Chicago crew has such a knack for crafting catchy little punk ditties that are melodic, raw and altogether fun — after all, that's pretty much what their separate bands (the Lawrence Arms and Alkaline Trio) have been doing for years. Brendan Kelly's scrappy bark always sounds on the verge of collapse, but his efforts aren't for naught since he uses each line to make shrewd observations about life, society, religion and songs sucking on the radio (when all you wanna do is sing along!). But through it all — and Kelly gets plenty of help along the way from an abundance of spirited backing vocalists — the Falcon manages to simultaneously convey so much heart amid all the sarcastic spit that even the hastiest of songs emanate a certain sincerity that keeps the music from just merely being a drunken romp. The Falcon are experts at fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants punk — it takes skill to make music this great seem so easy to do.
Customer Reviews
I'm Addicted To Unicornography!
Wow, definitely one of the best new releases in a long time. From the opening licks on "The Angry Cry Of The Angry Pie" to the duet with Dan and Brendan at the end of "When I Give The Signal, Run!", this is a fantastic release (however the song "R.L. Burnouts Inc." might be a tad reminescent of that "Centerfold" song, even though its way better). So be smart and buy this release. And if you don't enjoy it, then don't listen to it, but that won't happed because it rules so much...
GREAT!!!
La-z boy 500 is the best song!!! buy it!!!
How...?
I'm not sure how this album isn't more popular. This actually has lyrics that makes sense, and the way the music flows is pretty chill. I'd recommend it to anyone who is into punk/ska. \m/
Biography
Formed: Chicago, IL
Genre: Alternative
Years Active: '00s
Top Albums and Songs By The Falcon
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The La-Z-Boy 500 | Unicornography | 2:53 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Blackout | Unicornography | 3:03 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Unicorn Odyssey | Unicornography | 2:39 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Huffing the Proverbial Line Off the Proverbial Dong or the Blood and the Frog | God Don't Make No Trash* | 2:13 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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When I Give the Signal, Run! | Unicornography | 3:46 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Feed the Monkey, Drown the Worm or Goin' Home | God Don't Make No Trash* | 2:35 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Look Ma! No Fans! or Do You Want Fries With These Songs? | God Don't Make No Trash* | 2:01 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Building the Perfect A*****e Parade or Scratching Off the Fleas | God Don't Make No Trash* | 2:41 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself to Sleep or the Routes We Wander | God Don't Make No Trash* | 2:43 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Little Triggers | Unicornography | 2:11 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |








