Whatever You Like - Single
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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Whatever You Like | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:43 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
i love the song :) + lyrics!
Hey girl, You know our economy's in the toilet But I’m still going to treat you right I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice And we can clip coupons all night And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please Like Burger King or Mickey Ds And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply Want it, you can get it, my dear I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen Got a cupboard full of 'em, I’ll keep 'em coming You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it Pork and beans and Minute Rice And we can play Cribbage all night And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah I can take you to the laundromat downtown And watch all the clothes go round and round And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like) I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio Seven dollar bills rolled Up inside my plastic billfold Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day old And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes As long as I’m still assistant manager at Kinko’s Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl You ain’t got to pay me, that’s the way that I roll My chick can have want she want At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want I know girl you ain’t never had a man like that Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday But that’s kind of far and I’m not made of cash Do you think you could chip in for gas? Mac and Cheese would be all right But let’s send out for pizza tonight And you can order any toppings you like (if you like) I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do' Now I can get free HBO And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like) I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah And you can always ride the city bus Got a stack of tokens just for us Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones It’s all about the Washingtons, that’s right You want White Castle, need White Castle Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle You want it, we’ll get it, just don’t be a hater If I grab a bunch of napkins for later Thrift store jeans on sale half-price The underwear at Goodwill is nice And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah Baby, I can give you anything you please Even share my government cheese And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like) I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah vote five stars if you enjoyed these lyrics and they made you laugh :)
Another Hit from the Parody Master
After an excruciating delay (okay, so it was less than a day, but it felt like longer) Weird Al's newest single is finally available and I am pleased to report that it was most certainly worth the wait. This is an encouraging experiment with digital distribution for Al, as it allows him to release a parody of a song that is currently still on the charts and means that, as a fan, I don't necessarily have to wait 2 to 3 years between albums anymore. I really hope this is a success. Luckily, Whatever You Like stands a good chance of doing well, as it is a great song. Once again, Al manages to create a genuinely funny take on a popular song that's unexpected and enjoyable. The jokes at the expense of the current state of our economy make the song feel even more timely considering the recent stock market drops and presidential debates. Like many of his other songs, it also turns a song that I wouldn't have given a second thought to listening to before into a song I'll probably have on repeat for quite a while. Highly recommended. Let's hope this single leads to more of this kind of thing from Al (and even other artists) in the future.
27 STARS!!!!
But I could only put 5 stars :-(
Biography
Born: October 23, 1959 in Lynwood, CA
Genre: Comedy
Years Active: '80s, '90s, '00s, '10s
Top Albums and Songs By "Weird Al" Yankovic
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White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'") | Straight Outta Lynwood | 2:50 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
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Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio) | Bad Hair Day | 3:20 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
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3 |
Whatever You Like | Whatever You Like - Single | 3:43 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
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4 |
Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys) | Poodle Hat | 3:36 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
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5 |
Eat It | "Weird Al" Yankovic's Greatest Hits | 3:20 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
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6 |
The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie") | Running With Scissors | 5:28 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
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7 |
Fat | Even Worse | 3:35 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
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8 |
A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" By Avril Lavigne) | Poodle Hat | 3:39 | $0.99 | View In iTunes |
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Yoda | Dare to Be Stupid | 3:58 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
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White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" By Chamillionaire, feat. Krayzie Bone) | The Essential Weird Al Yankovic | 2:50 | $1.29 | View In iTunes |
