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99 Bottles!

By Matt Neuburg

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Description

Annoy your friends! Enrage your enemies! Bore yourself to tears! This application does just one utterly pointless thing: it sings the entire song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" (starting with 99 bottles and ending when no bottles remain) in an artificial-sounding computer-generated voice.

On the screen, 99 bottles are displayed. As each bottle is "taken down" in the song, a bottle is randomly chosen and removed from the screen. The count of remaining bottles is also shown. So you can be bored watching the screen as well as listening to the song.

Options allow you to pause the song or to start the song over "from the top". The song also starts "from the top" each time you relaunch the app. Those are currently the only options.

Please, for your own safety, if you must sing along, sing responsibly.

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Customer Reviews

Evil

Once my niece sees this on my iPhone I will clearly be banned from Xmas.

Gets 5 stars for being exactly what it says it is. Perfect distraction for kids who want to annoy everyone around them.

Sheer mindless genius

This app does nothing useful whatsoever. It's the epitome of entertainment.

Could this be the greatest thing ever?

Stephen Hawking should cut back a little.

99 Bottles!
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  • Free
  • Category: Music
  • Released: Dec 18, 2009
  • Version: 1.0
  • Size: 4.7 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: Matt Neuburg
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References

Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad.Requires iOS 3.1.2 or later

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