Description
• “A twisted Tamagotchi that will take your tender loving care and vomit it back at you.” – Pocket Gamer
My Li’l Bastard is unlike any virtual pet you’ve ever cared for. He tosses Molotov cocktails on the gifts you buy him, breaks the water bottle you tried using to punish him, and poops all over the place. But with courage, tenacity, and patience, you just might be able to turn your bastard around. (Note: we said “might.”)
Note: iPod Touch users, you MUST update to the 3.0 software to play.
GAMEPLAY
The goal of the My Li’l Bastard is to raise your bastard for pooping little baby to violent, horny, and ungrateful adult. Each stage of life presents a new challenge for you to overcome with your offspring. Use gold you earn to buy supplies and food in the store. Scold them when they’re naughty to break them of bad habits. Chat with them via an in-game computer terminal. Play an innocent little game of fetch with them. The activities in My Li’l Bastard will make you feel like a parent for the first time or the last time!
• Knife-throwing minigame
• Slot machine minigame
• Multiple save slots
• Share awards on Facebook
• All-new in-game achievements
• iPod integration
• Use the camera to take photos of you and your li’l bastard
What's New in Version 1.0.2
• Facebook posting issue has been resolved
Help us address crashes by sending what happened, what device/iOS version you're on to games@adultswim.com. Thank you!
iPhone Screenshots
Customer Reviews
Omg
Ok for everyone who thinks tht stage 8 is soooo hard here's a simple answer: let the bastard do it's thing on it! While it's doing tht spray it! Throw away the mangled doll afterward and do it until u move on! Btw this game is just like taking care of a child! I just notices tht!
Listen
It's good (only ten levels) I wish there would be free play were u can make him a nice guy or a bastard that would me awesome (pineapple)
Funny
You people need help getting it poopin in the toilet.I'll give u tip
Every time it takes a dump wipe it then spray it.wipe him or her and spray it about 4-6 times.now he'll go on toilet without breaking it TRUST ME I'm on lvl 10.
- $1.99
- Category: Games
- Updated: Jun 24, 2010
- Version: 1.0.2
- Size: 21.0 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Turner Broadcasting System, Inc.
- ™ & © Cartoon Network. (s09)
Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad.Requires iOS 3.0 or later
