Sparky the Road Clown
By Unseen Things, Inc.
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Description
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Run over clowns! Sparky the Road Clown is an arcade game where you attempt to run over a clown who is mocking you relentlessly. You can also whack him with the large, spinning hammer on top of the car if you so desire.
Scoring is achieved by a unique blend of distance and how many things you knock the clown against in the process. Don't worry, he's tough -- he'll always come back for more!
FEATURES
• Sparky is universal… play on your iPhone or iPad!
• Bonus HD textures exclusively for iPad!
• Stylized cartoon clown and car!
• Professional voice work for the clown!
• Unique gameplay mechanics!
• Smash an angry clown in the face with a hammer!
• Slow motion (think: Bullet Time) clown impact!
• Running over a mocking clown without jailtime!
WORD ON THE STREET?
"Whether you have a deep seated fear of clowns you're trying to get over, or just like a simple and fun game, Sparky the Road clown is an app worth checking out." - Corey from British Columbia
"Sparky is a fantastic pickup experience that has all of the fun of a carnival and the utility of a stress ball. Reminds me of a homerun derby, but with a car and a clown... which obviously makes it much more awesome." - Burton from Atlanta, GA
"The graphics and game play are awesome, it's not everyday that a childhood dream comes true, but with Sparky the Road Clown it does! I love the smell of burnt rubber on a clown in the morning! Buy it! Play it! Love it!" - Jerome from London, England
"Really is good therapy for my coulrophobia, thanks, Sparky!" - Will from Memphis, TN
Customer Reviews
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Ha Ha!!!
Simple joys
There's just something so satisfying about running over a clown in a car. :)
Great Stress relief!
There is nothing quite as nice as getting to destory a clown with the car and hammer after dealing all day with clowns in the corporate world. Great app to let off a little steam. The fact that it has solid graphics and is a lot of fun are just side benefits.

- $0.99
- Category: Games
- Released: Dec 13, 2011
- Version: 1.0
- Size: 16.4 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Unseen Things, Inc.
- © 2011 Unseen Things, Inc.
Requirements: Compatible with iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod touch (3rd generation), iPod touch (4th generation) and iPad.Requires iOS 4.0 or later.










