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The Onion

By The Onion

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Description

This is the official iPhone/iPod Touch application of The Onion, America's Finest News Source. It is the last bastion of unbiased, reliable, and definitive news in a world dominated by superficiality, mediocrity, and non-Onion news outlets.

What's inside:

* Get the latest from The Onion with nearly all the content you've come to depend on for your survival including news, sports, American Voices, Statshots, Infographics, columns, and more
* See what's most popular on The Onion's website RIGHT NOW
* Watch the latest Peabody Award-winning videos from the Onion News Network
* Listen to award-winning audio reports from the Onion Radio News
* Search the full web archive
* Save up to 25 items for permanent, offline access
* Share your favorites via Twitter, Facebook, and e-mail

The Onion was founded in 1756, when Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel, an immigrant tuber-farmer from Prussia, shrewdly bartered a sack of yams for a second-hand printing press and named his fledgling newspaper The Mercantile Onion after the only words of English that he knew. Today, The Onion misinforms more than 7 million readers in print and online each month. Become number 7,000,001. Download this app.

The Onion Web SiteThe Onion Support

What's New In Version 1.0.1

• Improved accuracy of search
• Improved menu interface, making it easier to access video, audio, images and popular content
• Added "back" button to landscape view
• Added ability to display/hide slideshow titles and captions
• Fixed other bugs

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Customer Reviews

The Onion on my iPod? GREAT!
     

Great app, thanks for keeping it free! I just wish you guys could make a better app icon, you are america's finest news source! I really like the one on your microfilche app, just something with a little more pizazz. But amazing app, so funny! I lov AREA MAN! :D

Very good
     

I've been waiting for thi app forever I'm a huge fan of the onion but the app should be prettier and more features like the site.

Hilarious!
     

I use to read the Onion paper, so it's so great having it on my iPhone. This and News Amews are the only apps I check everyday for a good laugh. Awesome!

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The Onion
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  • Free
  • Category: News
  • Updated:May 18, 2010
  • Current Version:1.0.1
  • 1.0.1
  • 1.2 MB
  • Language:English
  • Seller:The Onion
  • © The Onion Inc.
You must be at least 17 years old to download this application
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content or Nudity
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Frequent/Intense Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
  • Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
  • Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence

Requirements:Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iPhone OS 3.0 or later.

Customer Ratings

Current Version:
     
1930 Ratings
All Versions:
     
3739 Ratings

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