Fat Chance

Daphne Schneider has been made fun of most of her life, even by those who supposedly love her. Most people would characterize her perspective on life as cold-hearted; Daphne calls it honesty.

After relocating to the Florida Keys with her husband, Daphne’s best friend shows up. What began as a long weekend to reminisce with Lisa turns into a bizarre, permanent arrangement that spurs a landslide.

Daphne’s husband is a rigid man who dislikes noise or disruption, but he uncharacteristically warms to Lisa’s loud and carefree ways. Daphne pushes away suspicious doubts and rationalizes their affectionate relationship. During a bitter argument, John reveals why he married her. Love was never involved. Daphne’s world begins to crumble. For the first time in her life, she takes matters into her own hands and fights back.

Daphne’s crude sense of humor sees her through several crime sprees. The dead bodies are piling up. Daph never guessed revenge could be so fun. She soon finds out its also addicting.