Mastering the Real Paleo Diet: All You Can Eat Meat, and All You Can Handle Health and Leanness
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1.1 • 9 Ratings
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Publisher Description
Be Perfect. Be Pure. Be Paleo.
Let’s face it, modern humans are sick, fat, and pathetic. If only we could go back in time to the Stone Age when men were virile and strong, and women were free of menstrual cramps and birthed babies while carrying wild game on their backs. But wait, maybe we can! In his latest and most accessible book, Mastering the Real Paleo Diet, Dr. Willy Mammoth lays out the foundations for perfect health. It’s simple, really. We just need to go back in time!
If You’re Sitting on a Chair at a Computer, Then You Desperately Need This Book Our Paleolithic Ancestors had perfect posture and could have leaped tall buildings in a single bound (you know, if buildings had existed back then), and they didn’t have computers, chairs, or cell phones. Obviously, this is why they enjoyed perfect health. After all, the Paleo diet is not just a diet--it’s a lifestyle.
Download Mastering The Real Paleo Diet now and read it while you stalk wild game in your loin cloth. (Spear sold separately.)
Customer Reviews
Mastering the paleo diet
I can't say much for the book, since I was persuaded by the forward that it wouldn't be worth reading.
The forward, on the other hand, is quite worth the read. I can't tell whether it was written with all seriousness, from the bottom of a bottle of something 80 proof or as a prank on a clueless author that couldn't be bothered to proofread, but it sent me and my husband into gales of laughter.
We hope the author enjoys his strawberry shortcake.
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