Conceptual Laws and Customs of Christmas

If Christmas had been a Jewish holiday, the laws and customs of Christmas would have been published and might look something like in this satire.
The detailed laws and customs cover the following;
• Preparing for Christmas including when to start the preparations
• The tree including the type and size
• Decorating the tree including the need for symmetry
• The Christmas lights including the types
• Gifts and gift giving including when they may be opened and distinguishing between childish and adult gifts
• The office party including where and when it should take place
• The festive meals including what should be eaten at each meal
• Santa Claus; the myths and reality
• Rituals of the synagogue service for each service including when to say Hallel and with and without a blessing
• Christmas and Chanukah; distinguishing between them